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Date Signed Up:9/29/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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#542 - **cabernet rolls 635** 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
#541 - **cabernet rolls 981**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
User avatar #542 - cabernet (03/01/2014) [-]
**cabernet rolls 635**
#4 - I never claimed to be a bright man  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on "Sorry ladies, the internet... +4
#6 - thekeeperofthumbs (01/25/2014) [-]
You might want this.
#2 - Either this gif is reversed, or this guy just knows how and wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on "Sorry ladies, the internet... +1
User avatar #3 - successfully (01/25/2014) [-]
bottom right corner
User avatar #4 - cabernet (01/25/2014) [-]
I never claimed to be a bright man
#6 - thekeeperofthumbs (01/25/2014) [-]
You might want this.
#23 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on I don't get drunk. I get... 0
#24 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - darkmykal (01/20/2014) [-]
How dare you! There shall be no fucking going on on this content!
only sweet sweet lovin'....
User avatar #26 - itsthetie (01/20/2014) [-]
wtf?
#19 - What the fuck did you say about me you lil bich  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2014 on I don't get drunk. I get... +1
User avatar #21 - itsthetie (01/20/2014) [-]
Cabernet, you are such a fucking attention whore. Every single day when I get on this board, I hope, deep down in my small pathetic hole where my heart is supposed to be that maybe, MAYBE, you finally decided to fucking off yourself. The world would be such a better place if you just decided to leave this world. Not a single soul cares about your pathetic existence and your continual attention whore shitposts on this board are interesting to absolutely no one. You post vague as shit threads on here, telling no one any sort of information that is valuable to anyone, in just hopes that people will make it look like they possibly, give some sort of shit about you, and reply "What do you mean?" giving you that momentary thrill of the attention you so whole heartedly spend your entire life seeking for. Your posts brighten up the day of absolutely no one, and deep down everyone hopes that maybe some day you'll finally be out of their lives so they can actually put a fucking smile on their face. Is your personal life so sad that you need to spend hours of your days over and over, mulling over useless posts that you half create anyway, behind a computer screen making yourself feel like you have some level of elevated importance when you're such a sad pathetic sack of shit that even your own mother, who is obligated to love her child no matter what, completely shuns you from any sort of society other than one full of autistic neckbeards on the internet, which you so fit so perfectly? Seriously what the fuck are you doing with your life. Grow a fucking pair of balls and off yourself.
User avatar #23 - cabernet (01/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#24 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - darkmykal (01/20/2014) [-]
How dare you! There shall be no fucking going on on this content!
only sweet sweet lovin'....
User avatar #26 - itsthetie (01/20/2014) [-]
wtf?
#13 - Ive got it twice before, one top post that was OC too  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on Murray Christmas Everyone 0
#14 - coolmcbob (12/27/2013) [-]
It's a running joke.
#1 - You know, Espurr Is a terrible pokemon 11/04/2013 on dont fuck with espurr 0
#7 - Picture 09/13/2013 on LADEE launch causes large leap 0
#2 - Took a while, but i got it 09/11/2013 on ısdǝd 0
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