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    Echo! Echo!
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    you know it's true you know it's true
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    please kill me please kill me
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    Ninja Turtles! Ninja Turtles!
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#94 - feels bad, man 11/23/2011 on Right now. +1
#288 - I do both, as post-fap thinking time is the most logical. None… 11/23/2011 on shower time(fixed) 0
#185 - that feel when someone refers to you as their best friend and … 11/23/2011 on We've all had that moment. +3
#109 - Comment deleted 11/21/2011 on Peeing 0
#428 - a good looking girl will probably have several guys lined up w… 11/14/2011 on Friend Zone +2
#375 - whatever. when you guys grow up a little you'll realise that n…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2011 on Friend Zone +4
User avatar #702 - bsaez (11/14/2011) [-]
lol probably should of had this as your first post :D
User avatar #410 - manofparody (11/14/2011) [-]
Trust me, I'm not one of those richard simmons that follow girls around waiting to serve her every whim. I laugh at those fools. Those people are NOT even friend zone material, they're just sad and pathetic. Friend zone is when you.. Well it's kind of like.. Well... Lemme put it to you this way:
F is for friends that do stuff together
R is ridiculous for how much work you put into helping her
I is for idiot, cause that bitch is dumb
E is for... I don't really know
N is for nigger, which that bitch is currently dating
D is for Depressing, because you work so hard for nothing, like that time you set up a going away party for her but brought her boyfriend which she neglected to tell you about, so you leave the party and hope she enjoys it even though she's a complete bitch.
Space
Z is for... What the fuck starts with a Z? Zulu? Yea, it's for Zulu because that's the name of the squad her dad was in when they infiltrated iraq in operation iraqi freedom.
O is for Obvious, because we know who the better guy is between her boyfriend and you.
N is for No chance, because you're in the friend zone.
E is for Everything, because that's what you've given her in return for nothing.

I'll admit.. it was a bitch coming up with that.. but yea. A fellow in the friend zone is someone who's helped her when she's needed it and is obviously the right guy for her, but she neglects to admit it.
#428 - cabbager (11/14/2011) [-]
a good looking girl will probably have several guys lined up who have helped her when she needed it, but they can't all be the right guy for her. she also can't be considered a bitch because she feels nothing for you. there needs to be some sort of attraction/tension/chemistry whatever or else theres no chance. i'm not saying its impossible to get with a girl after being friends with her for years, as it does happen. they'll eventually figure out they're right for each other and all that jazz.

it just depresses me to see every single friendzone comic reach front page because people 'know that feel'. sooner people learn to not give a fuck the better chance they'll have with girls. rant overrr

#385 - tdotlegitz (11/14/2011) [-]
Front Page Coment, and you deserve it.
#346 - maybe if he wasn't a fat ugly **** and got on wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2011 on Friend Zone -9
User avatar #360 - manofparody (11/14/2011) [-]
It's kind of sad really that a Richard Simmonsgot like you is allowed on the internet where he's free to assume whatever he wants, like the guy is fat, which you have no way of knowing. Shut it and stay shut, and go back to sucking some guy's dick, Richard Simmonsgot.
#375 - cabbager (11/14/2011) [-]
whatever. when you guys grow up a little you'll realise that no girl really is special, you only believe her to be because you have no other options. putting the pussy on a pedestal is a mistake of many and it's kinda sad how naive and frankly retarded most of the guys on this site are.

you can't force a girl to like you. if you chase after her like a puppy dog and do everything she asks of you then where is the challenge? she'll have you where she wants you and will be content with friendship. focus on yourself, your own goals, options, looks, hobbies etc and you may even break the dreaded friendzone compadre.
User avatar #702 - bsaez (11/14/2011) [-]
lol probably should of had this as your first post :D
User avatar #410 - manofparody (11/14/2011) [-]
Trust me, I'm not one of those richard simmons that follow girls around waiting to serve her every whim. I laugh at those fools. Those people are NOT even friend zone material, they're just sad and pathetic. Friend zone is when you.. Well it's kind of like.. Well... Lemme put it to you this way:
F is for friends that do stuff together
R is ridiculous for how much work you put into helping her
I is for idiot, cause that bitch is dumb
E is for... I don't really know
N is for nigger, which that bitch is currently dating
D is for Depressing, because you work so hard for nothing, like that time you set up a going away party for her but brought her boyfriend which she neglected to tell you about, so you leave the party and hope she enjoys it even though she's a complete bitch.
Space
Z is for... What the fuck starts with a Z? Zulu? Yea, it's for Zulu because that's the name of the squad her dad was in when they infiltrated iraq in operation iraqi freedom.
O is for Obvious, because we know who the better guy is between her boyfriend and you.
N is for No chance, because you're in the friend zone.
E is for Everything, because that's what you've given her in return for nothing.

I'll admit.. it was a bitch coming up with that.. but yea. A fellow in the friend zone is someone who's helped her when she's needed it and is obviously the right guy for her, but she neglects to admit it.
#428 - cabbager (11/14/2011) [-]
a good looking girl will probably have several guys lined up who have helped her when she needed it, but they can't all be the right guy for her. she also can't be considered a bitch because she feels nothing for you. there needs to be some sort of attraction/tension/chemistry whatever or else theres no chance. i'm not saying its impossible to get with a girl after being friends with her for years, as it does happen. they'll eventually figure out they're right for each other and all that jazz.

it just depresses me to see every single friendzone comic reach front page because people 'know that feel'. sooner people learn to not give a fuck the better chance they'll have with girls. rant overrr

#385 - tdotlegitz (11/14/2011) [-]
Front Page Coment, and you deserve it.
#215 - Picture 11/09/2011 on my funny true story 0
#107 - please don't let this be a real story .. else you bring shame … 11/09/2011 on How I Interact With Women +2
#1236 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2011 on Female point of view. +6
User avatar #1239 - TurkDragon (11/09/2011) [-]
lemmi guess 4chan? lol
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#48 - cabbager (09/13/2011) [-]
**cabbager rolled a random image**
#34 - Womens Study Major (06/18/2011) [-]
Hi you, i like your stuff!
User avatar #35 to #34 - cabbager (06/18/2011) [-]
umm thank you mr anon
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