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#105 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Two cups > To caps +5
#119 - dross (05/25/2014) [-]
Always makes me laugh this post.

Yeah cos QUENCHING a fucking spoon woould make it cut a nice clean fucking incision on your hand. Even if it fucking exploded, the force wouldn't go anywhere near your palm

0/10 try harder internet.
#120 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
>>holding an exploding spoon
>the force wouldn't go anywhere near your palm
#129 - dross (05/25/2014) [-]
>Get a french banger
>Hold it between thumb and finger (how the fuck else would you hold a raging hot spoon, with your hand wrapped around the hot end? No.)
>Light banger, explode banger
>Which part of your hand hurts most?
>How many neat clean incisions are on your palm?

Do u evn explosions?

All the pictures on that post are nothing to do with spoons. Maximum retard bait.
#130 - cabbagemayhem (05/26/2014) [-]
It's not a controlled explosion like a French Banger. It's rapidly deforming metal that twists and breaks off at high-velocity in unpredictable directions. A wide range of those directions is covered by a hand.

I can imagine a lot of people holding the spoon with their full hand. 1) The spoon's wrapped in duct tape to insulate the heat, 2) that's how you normally hold a spoon, and 3) they don't know what to expect and don't want to accidentally drop the spoon.
#34 - niggas | stealing | comments 05/25/2014 on ­ 0
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#34 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
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#128 - I wish people would stop thumbing the first reply to a troll. … 05/25/2014 on Eat Shit 0
#183 - Nah man. Guys can talk about anything, they're just not girly … 05/25/2014 on Friendship is Magic 0
#36 - At first, I assumed someone took the original footage of someo… 05/24/2014 on Best Skydiving Fails 0
#34 - I see no breaks in the video, or visual anomalies, between see…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Best Skydiving Fails 0
User avatar #35 - brrigg (05/24/2014) [-]
you may have missed the minor anomaly of him standing back up.
#36 - cabbagemayhem (05/24/2014) [-]
At first, I assumed someone took the original footage of someone dying and cut scenes when she pointed the camera down, and had someone else dressed in the same gear stand up. Now that I look at it, the backdrop is exactly the same in both scenes, so that can't be it.

It is strange, though, that he happened to land right in front of them without a steerable parachute. My next guess is that the entire thing was set up, and when he curled up in midair, they cut to a curled up dummy about to crash, but that would be pretty sophisticated.

I'm convinced it's fake because I can't find any information on it (and this would make headlines), but I'm not really sure how.
#6 - Picture 05/24/2014 on PC Master Race 0
#15 - I can't wait for that to happen, but it's just not economical,… 05/24/2014 on Solar Freakin' Roadways! 0
#132 - I don't understand. Talking about deep, personal things? Cryin…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Friendship is Magic +1
User avatar #182 - shannonrw (05/25/2014) [-]
See that right there is the problem. Guys have this mindset that they have to keep that kind of stuff to themselves. Girls don't, and that's why I feel girls have truer friendships and are more comfortable around their friends than guys are. Guys can't talk about that kind of stuff with their friends. And the friend zone has nothing to do with it, because I'm not talking about guy girl friendships. I'm talking about guy-guy and girl-girl friendships.
#183 - cabbagemayhem (05/25/2014) [-]
Nah man. Guys can talk about anything, they're just not girly about it. Something bad happened to you? You're not sad for yourself and pitiable. You've been training for the day you meet the man who killed your father. You did something shameful? You don't whisper it to your bestie and bite your lip. You tell everyone you know, and stare at them until they laugh or start to become uncomfortable.
#158 - zmranger (05/23/2014) [-]
I like your attitude man.

That's why I'm going to kill you last.
#126 - Is this what you meant by well-documented: Regard… 05/23/2014 on Friendship is Magic 0
#266 - Picture 05/23/2014 on She Lifts 0
#187 - That sounds like MSNBC, not Fox.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on College then and now 0
#202 - tealcanaan (05/23/2014) [-]
Hey, did you know that it is the general consensus of the academic left that a meritocracy is inherently racist and classit? I guess earning your way is racist, and only equality of outcome is not racist.
User avatar #188 - saltyfries (05/23/2014) [-]
well whatever, you know what I mean
#84 - Picture 05/23/2014 on I know how I want to go 0
#220 - First, this is assuming evolutionary theory, and that such dra… 05/23/2014 on FUCKING NOPE 0
#68942 - One, there is not a finite number of scenarios. Two, you don't… 05/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
#68874 - No, that won't be necessary. Just present you with new worlds …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #68907 - choobe (05/20/2014) [-]
Maybe, but who could come up with originality forever? A god maybe, but there is a limit, maybe it's a trillion-quadrillion years before you get bored of everything he has to offer bored as in: every scenario is known and boring, not "been there once" , I guess I could go for it if he killed me after that.
#68942 - cabbagemayhem (05/20/2014) [-]
One, there is not a finite number of scenarios. Two, you don't have a long enough memory to require infinite scenarios. Three, you don't always need new scenarios to provide stimulation, entertainment, or otherwise happiness.
#68872 - Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden. It doesn't say heaven… 05/19/2014 on Religion Board +1
#68871 - If you're not here when you're 40, it's because you "chan…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #68873 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, I see I was unclear, sorry, that was not what I meant, I meant if "they" (God?) made me something other than human. Like if he removed my sense of ambition, my ability to hate, stuff like that.
#68874 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
No, that won't be necessary. Just present you with new worlds to explore, and challenges to overcome. Whether or not your one life lives forever, life itself will surely live forever, and it will never get bored of that.
User avatar #68907 - choobe (05/20/2014) [-]
Maybe, but who could come up with originality forever? A god maybe, but there is a limit, maybe it's a trillion-quadrillion years before you get bored of everything he has to offer bored as in: every scenario is known and boring, not "been there once" , I guess I could go for it if he killed me after that.
#68942 - cabbagemayhem (05/20/2014) [-]
One, there is not a finite number of scenarios. Two, you don't have a long enough memory to require infinite scenarios. Three, you don't always need new scenarios to provide stimulation, entertainment, or otherwise happiness.
#68868 - Where does it say that?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #68870 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Adam and Eve was in Paradise at first, weren't they? That's where they were created, and Paradise is a "perfect" place? I must say; I confused my beliefs here, I was basing of a book I read once which had an "Afterlife" loosely based on Christianity, so I won't say with 100% certainty, but it makes sense.
#68872 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden. It doesn't say heaven and Eden are the same place, but it might be if Eden is a metaphor.
#68867 - You can never get bored of everything, especially if new thing…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #68869 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
True, for a time, I'll probably "be back" for a long time, but I doubt I'm here when I am 40, since we have brains that likes to make patterns, I think eventually we'll just sit there "ooh, look, another variation of a thing I have seen 1000 variations of before". A lot would be fixed if we "changed mind-state" of course, but I wouldn't work to get into an afterlife where they drastically changed me.
#68871 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not here when you're 40, it's because you "changed mind-state." There will always be new content here, you'll just be too old to play. Why are you against change? You change everyday. If you didn't, that would be the boredom.
User avatar #68873 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, I see I was unclear, sorry, that was not what I meant, I meant if "they" (God?) made me something other than human. Like if he removed my sense of ambition, my ability to hate, stuff like that.
#68874 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
No, that won't be necessary. Just present you with new worlds to explore, and challenges to overcome. Whether or not your one life lives forever, life itself will surely live forever, and it will never get bored of that.
User avatar #68907 - choobe (05/20/2014) [-]
Maybe, but who could come up with originality forever? A god maybe, but there is a limit, maybe it's a trillion-quadrillion years before you get bored of everything he has to offer bored as in: every scenario is known and boring, not "been there once" , I guess I could go for it if he killed me after that.
#68942 - cabbagemayhem (05/20/2014) [-]
One, there is not a finite number of scenarios. Two, you don't have a long enough memory to require infinite scenarios. Three, you don't always need new scenarios to provide stimulation, entertainment, or otherwise happiness.
#68865 - What's wrong with that?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #68866 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Well, have you ever had a day that just never seemed to end? That, forever. You would be bored of everything, even if we ignore your brains capabilities and other limits.

What would you do? Because with eternal time and the power to do everything (which most religions don't even promise), you'll eventually get bored of everything.
#68867 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
You can never get bored of everything, especially if new things are created to entertain you. No matter how bored you think you are of funnyjunk, you'll be back.
User avatar #68869 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
True, for a time, I'll probably "be back" for a long time, but I doubt I'm here when I am 40, since we have brains that likes to make patterns, I think eventually we'll just sit there "ooh, look, another variation of a thing I have seen 1000 variations of before". A lot would be fixed if we "changed mind-state" of course, but I wouldn't work to get into an afterlife where they drastically changed me.
#68871 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not here when you're 40, it's because you "changed mind-state." There will always be new content here, you'll just be too old to play. Why are you against change? You change everyday. If you didn't, that would be the boredom.
User avatar #68873 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, I see I was unclear, sorry, that was not what I meant, I meant if "they" (God?) made me something other than human. Like if he removed my sense of ambition, my ability to hate, stuff like that.
#68874 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
No, that won't be necessary. Just present you with new worlds to explore, and challenges to overcome. Whether or not your one life lives forever, life itself will surely live forever, and it will never get bored of that.
User avatar #68907 - choobe (05/20/2014) [-]
Maybe, but who could come up with originality forever? A god maybe, but there is a limit, maybe it's a trillion-quadrillion years before you get bored of everything he has to offer bored as in: every scenario is known and boring, not "been there once" , I guess I could go for it if he killed me after that.
#68942 - cabbagemayhem (05/20/2014) [-]
One, there is not a finite number of scenarios. Two, you don't have a long enough memory to require infinite scenarios. Three, you don't always need new scenarios to provide stimulation, entertainment, or otherwise happiness.
#68863 - Heat death is purely theoretical. We know far too little to kn…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #68864 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Okay, yeah, I know, I should have pointed it out, the point is after so long time, you'll still be "somewhere", conscious, with eternal life.
#68865 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
What's wrong with that?
User avatar #68866 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Well, have you ever had a day that just never seemed to end? That, forever. You would be bored of everything, even if we ignore your brains capabilities and other limits.

What would you do? Because with eternal time and the power to do everything (which most religions don't even promise), you'll eventually get bored of everything.
#68867 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
You can never get bored of everything, especially if new things are created to entertain you. No matter how bored you think you are of funnyjunk, you'll be back.
User avatar #68869 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
True, for a time, I'll probably "be back" for a long time, but I doubt I'm here when I am 40, since we have brains that likes to make patterns, I think eventually we'll just sit there "ooh, look, another variation of a thing I have seen 1000 variations of before". A lot would be fixed if we "changed mind-state" of course, but I wouldn't work to get into an afterlife where they drastically changed me.
#68871 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
If you're not here when you're 40, it's because you "changed mind-state." There will always be new content here, you'll just be too old to play. Why are you against change? You change everyday. If you didn't, that would be the boredom.
User avatar #68873 - choobe (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, I see I was unclear, sorry, that was not what I meant, I meant if "they" (God?) made me something other than human. Like if he removed my sense of ambition, my ability to hate, stuff like that.
#68874 - cabbagemayhem (05/19/2014) [-]
No, that won't be necessary. Just present you with new worlds to explore, and challenges to overcome. Whether or not your one life lives forever, life itself will surely live forever, and it will never get bored of that.
User avatar #68907 - choobe (05/20/2014) [-]
Maybe, but who could come up with originality forever? A god maybe, but there is a limit, maybe it's a trillion-quadrillion years before you get bored of everything he has to offer bored as in: every scenario is known and boring, not "been there once" , I guess I could go for it if he killed me after that.
#68942 - cabbagemayhem (05/20/2014) [-]
One, there is not a finite number of scenarios. Two, you don't have a long enough memory to require infinite scenarios. Three, you don't always need new scenarios to provide stimulation, entertainment, or otherwise happiness.
#66 - Here it is. 05/19/2014 on Why i'm not allowed on... 0
#51 - 64 friends while you were bald!? I almost made two friends onc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on thirdjess's profile 0
User avatar #52 - thirdjess (05/19/2014) [-]
Ha! I know that feel. Gay guys are the best, because you get to be friends with a dude (I always get along better with guys) and you don't have to worry about them having.. other intentions..
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