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#144 - I love it when you moisturize me like this. 05/23/2014 on Science Comp!!! +2
#1 - Lil' nigga, you need to calm down. From wiki. St… 05/23/2014 on Psych Understands My Struggle +10
#44 - Friction welding.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Friction drilling +3
#45 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
Found it before I did. That one's awesome.
#57 - Graduated with a BS in Molecular Biology at a "Public Ivy…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on F U +1
User avatar #229 - turtlemensch (05/20/2014) [-]
science majors (I do mean the traditional sciences) are having a hell of a hard time now. I can speak personally as a chemistry undergrad. People with a PhD in chem are barely able to find lab tech jobs. I'll be lucky if my research can get me anywhere at all.
#72 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Not as bad a it seems 0
User avatar #94 - playerdous (05/19/2014) [-]
They don't burn crops or plow them under. They just don't plant and the gov pays them not to.
www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/why-does-the-govt-pay-farmers/
But there is the benefit of letting some soil replenish when not being used.
#70 - Maybe you should back up your claims with evidence. Here's jus… 05/19/2014 on Not as bad a it seems 0
#19 - That looks like it would have been incredibly painful prior to dying. 05/18/2014 on Brock +4
#12 - Reminds me of the Chamber of Mazarbul. 05/18/2014 on sunlight pool 0
#648 - **bval rolls 0** 05/17/2014 on Beauty comes in all shapes... 0
#167 - Excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas… 05/16/2014 on He deserves it! 0
#165 - Log in and say that shit like a man. Imagine if you m…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on He deserves it! 0
#167 - bval (05/16/2014) [-]
Excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

Mr Prosser said: "You were quite entitled to make any suggestions or protests at the appropriate time you know."
"Appropriate time?" hooted Arthur. "Appropriate time? The first I knew about it was when a workman arrived at my home yesterday. I asked him if he'd come to clean the windows and he said no he'd come to demolish the house. He didn't tell me straight away of course. Oh no. First he wiped a couple of windows and charged me a fiver. Then he told me."
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine month."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display ..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a torch."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard."
#39 - From... the Golden Compass. 05/16/2014 on Time to call in pyro +6
#73 - Jesus, I never realized. Born in 1922, he's gonna be 92 in a l…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Return Of The King +86
#135 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
don't forget the metal album.
User avatar #127 - aran (05/16/2014) [-]
he will reach 100 or more, no doubt.
User avatar #119 - flibstaar (05/16/2014) [-]
He is an incredible man.
#104 - nationalanthem (05/16/2014) [-]
makes me kinda sad to think how many old men are like this but because they are not famous we just bump into them on the street and never get to hear how awesome they are too
#102 - iateallthebacon (05/16/2014) [-]
fucking 92 years old and still writing heavy metal albums, fucking legend
User avatar #98 - looneyfortheluna (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm also pretty sure he was the only one of the entire LotR set to have actually met Tolkien, a testament of his age. What a legend.
#37 - Everyone here is right in some way. A few, not all, stars obse… 05/15/2014 on Bitch 0
#82 - No, it's correct. "A person, thing or name typifying … 05/14/2014 on absolutely fukken #REKT 0
#22 - Fine, here's some more socially-acceptable jokes. Why… 05/13/2014 on ah stereotypes -3
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on ah stereotypes -5
#16 - yoruwaakeru (05/13/2014) [-]
a joke is supposed to be funny.
#22 - bval (05/13/2014) [-]
Fine, here's some more socially-acceptable jokes.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was chained to a bumper.

What's small, shiny, and blue?
A baby with a plastic bag tied over its head.

What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor blade?
An erection.

What do you call a dead baby in a swimming pool?
Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
#17 - The sad thing is, there are people who desire and work for the… 05/13/2014 on Where White Men Went Wrong 0
#11 - Usually, establishments with fountains like this take the mone…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on ah stereotypes +1
#12 - yoruwaakeru (05/13/2014) [-]
now I highly doubt that
#15 - bval (05/13/2014) [-]
#16 - yoruwaakeru (05/13/2014) [-]
a joke is supposed to be funny.
#22 - bval (05/13/2014) [-]
Fine, here's some more socially-acceptable jokes.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was chained to a bumper.

What's small, shiny, and blue?
A baby with a plastic bag tied over its head.

What do you get when you cut a baby with a razor blade?
An erection.

What do you call a dead baby in a swimming pool?
Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
#71 - This is why Japanese men kill themselves so often. 05/12/2014 on Friends 0
#83 - Picture 05/12/2014 on I don't understand... +10
#51 - Fix'd. ЕСЛИ ВЫ МОЖЕТЕ ЧИТАТЬ ЭТОТ Т…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Soviet Bear +3
User avatar #99 - russianexplain (05/09/2014) [-]
The thing with writing in Russian without using the Russian alphabet is writing the letters the way you hear, it my friend would pronounce the first word as Jesli "JES/LI" so I would write it like this instead : "Yesli vi mojite chitat etot text... .... Medvedya"
#49 - K-on you say? 05/06/2014 on unfair beauty standards +2
#16 - I...I believe you took my idea. 05/06/2014 on prom 0
#26 - In case anyone's wondering, that's a daikon radish. Usuall… 05/06/2014 on why? 0
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