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#82 - You lose! Good day, sir! 06/19/2014 on In the year 151441 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on In the year 151441 +4
#64 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
just give me dislike for fun please.
#82 - bval (06/19/2014) [-]
You lose! Good day, sir!
#189 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +11
User avatar #198 - DontDeleteMeAgain (06/17/2014) [-]
hers too, but i wouldn't suggest giving it a stab
#139 - inb4 b& 06/16/2014 on (untilted) +2
#23 - I don't know about Mom's soup, but Grandma's soup should fix y… 06/16/2014 on I got the flu :c +8
#28 - Title  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Yeshua Ha-Nozri 0
#40 - bouazizforever (06/15/2014) [-]
Master y margarita?
#59 - I have a copy of Battleship that has been in the family for a … 06/15/2014 on Storytime +9
#56 - Comment deleted 06/15/2014 on Storytime 0
#130 - Polish roadblocks, I tell ya.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on 10 Interesting facts of the... +1
User avatar #132 - hattheifbatman (06/15/2014) [-]
Put the brakes on simultaneously, fuck the popo
#15 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Fuck Falling Dreams 0
#55 - Picture 06/12/2014 on IT'S 2 LATE +2
#41 - Dat cursor Dat youtube  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on I'm The Juggernaut Bitch +20
#46 - gordonbm (06/11/2014) [-]
Here you go, fixed it.
#62 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Best superpower +6
#99 - megayoming Comment deleted by bval
#96 - angelious Comment deleted by bval
#59 - Comment deleted 06/10/2014 on Best superpower 0
#48 - Does anyone have that picture of a nuclear bomb photoshopped w… 06/06/2014 on Civilization V Steam Review... +1
#44 - They're terrible for sewage systems, though. They form fatberg…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on American vs India +4
#50 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
That's why you have a bin to throw it away.
#57 - xxmemosxx (06/06/2014) [-]
yeah and now you have shitty baby wipes sitting in a bin in your bathroom
#301 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Dat face +2
#304 - nickdickr (06/05/2014) [-]
it was the short version of ur comment but without the part that says that the commenter is a fedora neckbeard that leaves in a cellar
#311 - jimmymolester (06/05/2014) [-]
Stop breaking the rule friendo
#315 - nickdickr (06/05/2014) [-]
whacha gon do bout it ? consume me?
#343 - theblondefetus (06/05/2014) [-]
He might not, but I will nickdick-kun
User avatar #318 - jimmymolester (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm going to consume you? So I'm also a neckbeard then?
#289 - Yeah. You do have a moral obligation to stay healthy. Being …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Dat face +11
User avatar #340 - theblondefetus (06/05/2014) [-]
How exactly would you implement a fat tax
What would be the cut off
Would there be regular compulsory "fat checks" everyone would have to go see doctors for? Not everyone has regular check ups. And how much would this clog up doctor's offices?
If the checks weren't mandatory, they'd surely discourage some people from going to the doctor because they'd be worried about higher taxes being imposed on them, opening people up for even more medical problems.
That last point isn't helped by more obese people, at least in the US, being poor. While inaccurate, some people would surely see such a tax as targeted to the poor and that would cause more dissidence.
#291 - nickdickr (06/05/2014) [-]
read my comment below idiot
#329 - mogolliz (06/05/2014) [-]
#307 - jimmymolester (06/05/2014) [-]
Rule 1: Don't be a dick.

C'mon, you had one rule...
#301 - bval (06/05/2014) [-]
#304 - nickdickr (06/05/2014) [-]
it was the short version of ur comment but without the part that says that the commenter is a fedora neckbeard that leaves in a cellar
#311 - jimmymolester (06/05/2014) [-]
Stop breaking the rule friendo
#315 - nickdickr (06/05/2014) [-]
whacha gon do bout it ? consume me?
#343 - theblondefetus (06/05/2014) [-]
He might not, but I will nickdick-kun
User avatar #318 - jimmymolester (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm going to consume you? So I'm also a neckbeard then?
#63 - Also, why would I post a picture of a hip-thrusting Bellsprout…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #65 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know I figured it would be because it has the same movement as castereleven 's cactus
#62 - Puns are never very good jokes, but sometimes they make somebo… 06/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#54 - Of course they're different species. But in Starcraft, the…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #60 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
It wasn't a very good one. Especially after you said 'you're dead wrong' as if you weren't making a joke at all
#63 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Also, why would I post a picture of a hip-thrusting Bellsprout if I was not in jest?
User avatar #65 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know I figured it would be because it has the same movement as castereleven 's cactus
#62 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Puns are never very good jokes, but sometimes they make somebody chuckle.

I said "dead wrong" because within Starcraft universe, they aren't called different species, they're called different races. Within the Starcraft universe, it is dead wrong to refer to them as species, and somebody will correct you.

It's actually misleading to say that "Zerg, Protoss, and Terran are the different species of Starcraft." This is because the Zerg are not a single species, but an amalgamation of species. The Zerg have transcended the level of species.
#57 - castereleven (06/04/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#48 - And I'm pretty sure you're dead wrong.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/04/2014 on (untitled) -8
User avatar #51 - castereleven (06/04/2014) [-]
Race can mean different things. When you say "the human race", you mean our species. These are completely different species that can definitely not reproduce with each other.
#54 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Of course they're different species.
But in Starcraft, they're not called species. They're called races.
And of course race means different things. That's the joke. It's a pun.
User avatar #60 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
It wasn't a very good one. Especially after you said 'you're dead wrong' as if you weren't making a joke at all
#63 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Also, why would I post a picture of a hip-thrusting Bellsprout if I was not in jest?
User avatar #65 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know I figured it would be because it has the same movement as castereleven 's cactus
#62 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Puns are never very good jokes, but sometimes they make somebody chuckle.

I said "dead wrong" because within Starcraft universe, they aren't called different species, they're called different races. Within the Starcraft universe, it is dead wrong to refer to them as species, and somebody will correct you.

It's actually misleading to say that "Zerg, Protoss, and Terran are the different species of Starcraft." This is because the Zerg are not a single species, but an amalgamation of species. The Zerg have transcended the level of species.
#57 - castereleven (06/04/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#46 - Why stop there? Racial differences also include: psi sensitivi…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/04/2014 on (untitled) +11
#117 - junknstuff (06/07/2014) [-]
I feel like i want a fourth race/species/whatever to add to that mix, but i honestly doubt it will ever happen. I'm not even sure it's possible. I just like even numbers.
#47 - castereleven (06/04/2014) [-]
Pretty sure those are different species.
User avatar #51 - castereleven (06/04/2014) [-]
Race can mean different things. When you say "the human race", you mean our species. These are completely different species that can definitely not reproduce with each other.
#54 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Of course they're different species.
But in Starcraft, they're not called species. They're called races.
And of course race means different things. That's the joke. It's a pun.
User avatar #60 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
It wasn't a very good one. Especially after you said 'you're dead wrong' as if you weren't making a joke at all
#63 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Also, why would I post a picture of a hip-thrusting Bellsprout if I was not in jest?
User avatar #65 - missaddie (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know I figured it would be because it has the same movement as castereleven 's cactus
#62 - bval (06/04/2014) [-]
Puns are never very good jokes, but sometimes they make somebody chuckle.

I said "dead wrong" because within Starcraft universe, they aren't called different species, they're called different races. Within the Starcraft universe, it is dead wrong to refer to them as species, and somebody will correct you.

It's actually misleading to say that "Zerg, Protoss, and Terran are the different species of Starcraft." This is because the Zerg are not a single species, but an amalgamation of species. The Zerg have transcended the level of species.
#57 - castereleven (06/04/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#33 - It's a .gif, so you can't hear the audio from the video. She s… 06/04/2014 on baby rhino wants to cuddle +7
#78 - It's a conspiracy. 06/04/2014 on Feminism 0
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