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buymemilk

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Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Last Login:2/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8895
Highest Content Rank:#1354
Highest Comment Rank:#964
Content Thumbs: 1748 total,  1808 ,  60
Comment Thumbs: 5869 total,  6140 ,  271
Content Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:64214
Times Content Favorited:87 times
Total Comments Made:975
FJ Points:5874

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#163 - Yup, when I get bored I reply to old comments 10/27/2014 on Street Art from Hell +1
#161 - no luck, i got "can a woman rape a man" and "ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Street Art from Hell +1
User avatar #162 - jalthelas (10/27/2014) [-]
Sooo since this was 5 years ago, I did it again, and got "can a virus be killed".
#163 - buymemilk (10/27/2014) [-]
Yup, when I get bored I reply to old comments
#68 - Greetings from the future, no sign of evony ad, although I can… 10/27/2014 on FJ OF THE FUTURE 0
#76 - Replying to 5 year old comments FTW! 10/26/2014 on LoL!!! Red Ranger 0
#42 - u just basketball cuz u mad n u cant play white. 10/26/2014 on Even games have awkward... -1
#65 - i havent seen the commercial, tbh I didnt even know it was fro…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on my favorite GIF 0
User avatar #66 - pleuradispensor (10/27/2014) [-]
#5 - As opposed to all of Steve Carrells films which are completely…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on That's mean +41
User avatar #7 - xdiabolicx (10/26/2014) [-]
Point is, he's only as "funny" as the script certain people write for him.
User avatar #26 - jaynsilentbob (10/26/2014) [-]
that's ridiculous. Anyone can read a script but a great comedic actor can deliver the lines with good timing and with an effective delivery. It's like if you swap Leo Dicaprio for say Will Farrell in anchorman. The lines may be similar but the delivery will be completely different. (Anchorman is a bad example as many of the jokes are improvised by the cast).
#23 - anonexplains (10/26/2014) [-]
That's not really how scripts work, especially for comedies. They usually have the script but most actors in comedies have some wiggle room with improvising on the spot lol
#59 - My favourite gif 10/26/2014 on my favorite GIF +3
#58 - I remember people used to make a massive deal out of this, it …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on my favorite GIF 0
User avatar #60 - pleuradispensor (10/26/2014) [-]
i mostly like it because of the commercial
#65 - buymemilk (10/26/2014) [-]
i havent seen the commercial, tbh I didnt even know it was from a commercial
User avatar #66 - pleuradispensor (10/27/2014) [-]
#8 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/26/2014 on The Golden Rule OF The... +221
#23 - havockwzy (10/26/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU
#13 - anonexplains (10/26/2014) [-]
lol nigger
User avatar #16 - moorgar (10/26/2014) [-]
stop insulting him, faggot
User avatar #35 - reican (10/26/2014) [-]
That's no insult. Just take you for example, no insult is strong enough to match what the world thinks of you.
User avatar #37 - thealmightyantler (10/26/2014) [-]
Shut your face cockbreath!
User avatar #39 - reican (10/26/2014) [-]
Not my fault i passed out earlier and your mother gave me CPR to make sure i could breathe.
User avatar #41 - thealmightyantler (10/26/2014) [-]
My mother is a hero........
User avatar #42 - reican (10/26/2014) [-]
If you mean reviving your world leader then yes.
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Even games have awkward... +75
#17 - anonexplains (10/26/2014) [-]
like a gorilla on a swing swag
User avatar #25 - xxkosukexx (10/26/2014) [-]
u just mad cuz u white n u cant play basketball.
#42 - buymemilk (10/26/2014) [-]
u just basketball cuz u mad n u cant play white.
#78 - I've always wanted this in gif form, thank you fine vender of gifs.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Offended +1
User avatar #99 - stonetomcat (10/26/2014) [-]
Always glad to be of help!
#284 - Cassano, that guy just loves controversy. 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... +1
#7 - Picture 10/25/2014 on *loses it* +7
#4 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Kids of the Year +5
#5 - dagreatskellybelly (10/25/2014) [-]
ha you cant chock me i dont breathe
User avatar #9 - siksiksikki (10/25/2014) [-]
aside from the fact that >yet another gimmick account

how do you manage to miss spell choke when it's spelled correctly for you TWICE directly above?
User avatar #12 - dagreatskellybelly (10/25/2014) [-]
im not a full gimmick i just like skellys alot and we all make mistakes its my bad
User avatar #13 - siksiksikki (10/27/2014) [-]
It's all good dude. I was drunk.

I'm an asshole when I'm drunk.
#240 - I hate the term "faking injuries". Football players …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on If all soccer players... 0
User avatar #255 - coppy (10/25/2014) [-]
Cassano did it while playing for Milan , since he as an Inter fan had no respect for Milan.
#284 - buymemilk (10/25/2014) [-]
Cassano, that guy just loves controversy.
#38 - I actually really like Octopus' Garden, it's not one of their … 10/25/2014 on Ringo +5
#85 - You bastard why must you do this 10/24/2014 on Lik dis if u cri evertim 0
#237 - But where would people go when they can't literally even? Or r… 10/24/2014 on Button 0
#38 - pushin' down on you... 10/22/2014 on True love 0
#177 - A scientist wouldn't say that, the half that isn't water is no… 10/22/2014 on The glass lost half it's... +1
#58 - I thought I.E. meant this ************  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... +5
#62 - emiyashirou (10/19/2014) [-]
Clearly it means this
User avatar #59 - infernalinsolence (10/19/2014) [-]
yiss Idris Elba.
#61 - I have a dairy product in my name and I can confirm this. 09/28/2014 on That's offensive. +10
#28 - Picture 09/27/2014 on BBC +1
#29 - "I see your point" 09/21/2014 on Batman 5 0

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#6 - thechanger (06/30/2014) [-]

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#7 to #6 - buymemilk (06/30/2014) [-]
Sup.
Sup.
#4 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 to #4 - buymemilk (06/21/2014) [-]
Thank you you glorius bastard
Thank you you glorius bastard
#3 - chubbisavior (06/21/2014) [-]
Mans's be swing mah whip by 12-12:30 so we be cpeepin' on dat 1:35 All My Days Of Future Past
Mans's be swing mah whip by 12-12:30 so we be cpeepin' on dat 1:35 All My Days Of Future Past
#1 - zakaizer (05/08/2014) [-]
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