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#23865 - Selling Cabaye was an inevitability, not replacing him was a m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23869 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Should have kept him til summer,when you had more time to rebalance your team.
#23870 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then decision making was never Newcastle's strong point
#23863 - Man, you just saw it when Arsenal play them, our season appare…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23864 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was a massive mistake.
#23865 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was an inevitability, not replacing him was a mistake,were better financially than perhaps ever before, yet all we have to show for the past 2 transfer windows is 2 loan signings.
User avatar #23869 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Should have kept him til summer,when you had more time to rebalance your team.
#23870 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then decision making was never Newcastle's strong point
#23861 - What about Arsenal though? It's been crazy you bought Ozil, lo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23862 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
in my opinion,and i know this has been done to death,but injuries fucked us over,imagine liverpool missing their best 5 players for over 4 months,it could have been so differant...i'm happy as long as we win the FA cup though. I feel for you btw,because in the match the other day it struck me how little the Newcastle players seemed to care, its terrible.
#23863 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Man, you just saw it when Arsenal play them, our season apparently ended long ago when we got stuck in mid-table limbo, no one cares, some aren't even trying to be fit for games, I've seen my team go down but still haven't been as depressed to watch my team as this
User avatar #23864 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was a massive mistake.
#23865 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was an inevitability, not replacing him was a mistake,were better financially than perhaps ever before, yet all we have to show for the past 2 transfer windows is 2 loan signings.
User avatar #23869 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Should have kept him til summer,when you had more time to rebalance your team.
#23870 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then decision making was never Newcastle's strong point
#23859 - Good call, liked him at Swansea I think he got a tad mistreate…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23860 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
i didn't think he'd get another top tier job in england for a few years,just to get away from the press,they'll crucify him if he has a bad season with whoever he takes over.
#23861 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
What about Arsenal though? It's been crazy you bought Ozil, looked like you were gonna win it all at one point, you satisfied with this season?
User avatar #23862 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
in my opinion,and i know this has been done to death,but injuries fucked us over,imagine liverpool missing their best 5 players for over 4 months,it could have been so differant...i'm happy as long as we win the FA cup though. I feel for you btw,because in the match the other day it struck me how little the Newcastle players seemed to care, its terrible.
#23863 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Man, you just saw it when Arsenal play them, our season apparently ended long ago when we got stuck in mid-table limbo, no one cares, some aren't even trying to be fit for games, I've seen my team go down but still haven't been as depressed to watch my team as this
User avatar #23864 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was a massive mistake.
#23865 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was an inevitability, not replacing him was a mistake,were better financially than perhaps ever before, yet all we have to show for the past 2 transfer windows is 2 loan signings.
User avatar #23869 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Should have kept him til summer,when you had more time to rebalance your team.
#23870 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then decision making was never Newcastle's strong point
#23857 - I actually had more patience than most for Pardew, but its jus…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23858 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Laudrupp?
#23859 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Good call, liked him at Swansea I think he got a tad mistreated, Moyes seems likely from what I've heard which Im on the fence about, he could do better with less pressure, but on the other hand he could've lost his confidence alltogether
User avatar #23860 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
i didn't think he'd get another top tier job in england for a few years,just to get away from the press,they'll crucify him if he has a bad season with whoever he takes over.
#23861 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
What about Arsenal though? It's been crazy you bought Ozil, looked like you were gonna win it all at one point, you satisfied with this season?
User avatar #23862 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
in my opinion,and i know this has been done to death,but injuries fucked us over,imagine liverpool missing their best 5 players for over 4 months,it could have been so differant...i'm happy as long as we win the FA cup though. I feel for you btw,because in the match the other day it struck me how little the Newcastle players seemed to care, its terrible.
#23863 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Man, you just saw it when Arsenal play them, our season apparently ended long ago when we got stuck in mid-table limbo, no one cares, some aren't even trying to be fit for games, I've seen my team go down but still haven't been as depressed to watch my team as this
User avatar #23864 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was a massive mistake.
#23865 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was an inevitability, not replacing him was a mistake,were better financially than perhaps ever before, yet all we have to show for the past 2 transfer windows is 2 loan signings.
User avatar #23869 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Should have kept him til summer,when you had more time to rebalance your team.
#23870 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then decision making was never Newcastle's strong point
#23851 - Unfortuately yes  [+] (13 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23855 - superstephtime (05/01/2014) [-]
Ooosh you're doing.. ok
#23853 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
opinion on pardew?
#23857 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
I actually had more patience than most for Pardew, but its just about run out, I'm not sure who we replace him with but I wouldnt be sad to see him go
User avatar #23858 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Laudrupp?
#23859 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Good call, liked him at Swansea I think he got a tad mistreated, Moyes seems likely from what I've heard which Im on the fence about, he could do better with less pressure, but on the other hand he could've lost his confidence alltogether
User avatar #23860 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
i didn't think he'd get another top tier job in england for a few years,just to get away from the press,they'll crucify him if he has a bad season with whoever he takes over.
#23861 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
What about Arsenal though? It's been crazy you bought Ozil, looked like you were gonna win it all at one point, you satisfied with this season?
User avatar #23862 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
in my opinion,and i know this has been done to death,but injuries fucked us over,imagine liverpool missing their best 5 players for over 4 months,it could have been so differant...i'm happy as long as we win the FA cup though. I feel for you btw,because in the match the other day it struck me how little the Newcastle players seemed to care, its terrible.
#23863 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Man, you just saw it when Arsenal play them, our season apparently ended long ago when we got stuck in mid-table limbo, no one cares, some aren't even trying to be fit for games, I've seen my team go down but still haven't been as depressed to watch my team as this
User avatar #23864 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was a massive mistake.
#23865 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Selling Cabaye was an inevitability, not replacing him was a mistake,were better financially than perhaps ever before, yet all we have to show for the past 2 transfer windows is 2 loan signings.
User avatar #23869 - skarrer (05/01/2014) [-]
Should have kept him til summer,when you had more time to rebalance your team.
#23870 - buymemilk (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then decision making was never Newcastle's strong point
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#14 - That gets me every time, because when someone rolls it says &q…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Earth after Pornhub's... +4
User avatar #15 - shadowm (04/30/2014) [-]
**shadowm rolled user notapotato ** genericuser? Fucking hate that guy, even more than I hate <<< that guy
User avatar #16 - notapotato (04/30/2014) [-]
Wow, rood.
User avatar #17 - shadowm (04/30/2014) [-]
I love you potato
User avatar #58 - adu (05/01/2014) [-]
But that's clearly not a potato.
#7 - **buymemilk rolls 29** 04/30/2014 on Trust me Tom! 0
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on I have a confession +5
#332 - dangler (05/01/2014) [-]
#13 - You may have missed the joke there, he was saying that Samuel …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Samuel Leroy Jackson +1
User avatar #15 - katiegirl (04/30/2014) [-]
He was literally "the black guy that played the organ" in Kill Bill Vol. 1
User avatar #16 - azraelthemage (04/30/2014) [-]
he was in Kill Bill? WHERE!!!!
User avatar #17 - katiegirl (04/30/2014) [-]
In the first one, he was a dead extra during the church scenes but the second one he was the organ player at the wedding rehearsal. Because it was originally supposed to be one movie, he would have been alive in the film but it was split up because it was too long.
#55 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Racist +5
#31 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Boo boos ay +2
#17 - **buymemilk rolled image ** my biggest fear 04/28/2014 on Shit -2
#12 - **buymemilk rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Sexy 0
#16 - kkkmasterrace (04/28/2014) [-]
**kkkmasterrace rolled image**
#15 - Saying you cant be unhappy about something because people out …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Reddit>tumblr +7
#43 - auryn (04/28/2014) [-]
It's used to put things in perspective.

Because let's be honest, the vast majority of our problems aren't really problems, but in our spoiled favourable life we tend to forget that.
User avatar #26 - ihatem (04/28/2014) [-]
Well that's retarded, if you're going to make the statements opposite, then you have to realize the intent is opposite too. One is to make someone feel better and the second is to make them feel bad.
User avatar #36 - mutzaki (04/28/2014) [-]
Telling someone to shut the fuck up about their problems because of starving kids in Africa is almost never in an attempt to make them feel better. It's just to try and call them out for being spoiled or something stupid like that.
User avatar #39 - ihatem (04/28/2014) [-]
That's in itself contradictory. It may not be intent to feel sunshine and happiness but settling is better than grievance.
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (04/28/2014) [-]
You're being told that your problems aren't worth being sad over, so you should feel even worse for feeling bad in the first place. It's just a dicky thing to say to someone, especially since it always makes you a hypocrite; everyone becomes upset over "first world problems."
User avatar #46 - ihatem (04/28/2014) [-]
That's a different case either way, I'm talking about the line copied from tumblr.
User avatar #67 - mutzaki (04/29/2014) [-]
So was I.
User avatar #21 - demandsgayversion (04/28/2014) [-]
It's like letting Will Smith into the country club because someone somewhere is blacker
User avatar #18 - tapeworms (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, seriously. Given this logic only one person can be sad because someone else will always have it worse.
#37 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Did Pixar Finally Top this? +2
#20 - Never thought Id see the day I saw a Dirk Nowitzki thread on F…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on I...don't think I want to... +17
User avatar #34 - rattybastard (04/28/2014) [-]
You know, I am kinda surprised we haven't seen more of him; lord knows hes goofy enough for some good gifs.
#33 - Picture 04/28/2014 on U wot? 0
#31 - That's a spelling error, I don't see any grammar error e…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Did Pixar Finally Top this? +1
#36 - alienwhale (04/28/2014) [-]
Here you go.
#44 - letmetouchyourboob (04/28/2014) [-]
oh, back of you bloody Nazi. this is our turf.
User avatar #160 - girlcock (04/28/2014) [-]
>of
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#37 - buymemilk (04/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - deadmansdope (04/27/2014) [-]
So give me coffee and tv
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#206 - A perfect oppurtunity for evil-doing ruined 04/27/2014 on Trips to name child -1
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