buttstheunicorn
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 53 |
| Facebook Profile: | None |
| Youtube Channel: | None |
| Steam Profile: | http://steamcommunity.com/id/BeastInTheSky |
| Consoles Owned: | PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox360, PC, Wii, Wii U |
| Video Games Played: | Battlefield 2/3/4, Bad Company 1/2, ARMA Cold War/2/3, STALKER series |
| X-box Gamertag: | Decline |
| PSN: | Decline |
| Interests: | Guns, Military, Planes |
| Date Signed Up: | 5/12/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Palm Springs California |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #2075 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 254 |
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I'm an old man with a taste for the military things in life. EX USAF retired for 10 years now. I volunteer at a museum out here in the desert and work around planes.
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When you combine two memes
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How I feel as a 53 year old on...
latest user's comments
| #11 - Comment deleted | 12/17/2015 on Feeding piranhas in a... | +9 |
| #114 - I'll just go ahead and start blocking the please disable adblo… | 12/17/2015 on the fuck is this admin | +2 |
| #6 - Thanks I can never remember their ******* names. [+] (2 new replies) | 10/23/2015 on Staring Contest | +1 |
 another version is she was the priestess of Athena, willingly banged Posidion in Athena's temple knowing it would piss Athena off (the two were fighting over the city of Athens at the time), and Athena turned her into a monster. This is also the version that the legend of Perceus uses, as when big P busted his nut all up in her, she concieved twins. One was a more-or-less normal humanoid demigod (think there might have been one or two things that physically marked him as "not completely human", but can't remember what), the other was Pegasus. Thee Pegasus. The original, at the time only one of his kind, fucking winged horse Pegasus. Athena turning her into a monster made it so she couldn't give birth because reasons, so the two did exactly what happened with the babies Kronos ate and reached full maturity while still inside her. It wasn't until Perceus lopped off her head that they were finally free. | ||
| #68 - Yer doin' Gods work my child. | 10/23/2015 on youtube | 0 |
| #2 - Except you don't turn to stone by gazing upon her eyes. Its wh… [+] (5 new replies) | 10/22/2015 on Staring Contest | +1 |
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mastersaturday Comment deleted by buttstheunicorn another version is she was the priestess of Athena, willingly banged Posidion in Athena's temple knowing it would piss Athena off (the two were fighting over the city of Athens at the time), and Athena turned her into a monster. This is also the version that the legend of Perceus uses, as when big P busted his nut all up in her, she concieved twins. One was a more-or-less normal humanoid demigod (think there might have been one or two things that physically marked him as "not completely human", but can't remember what), the other was Pegasus. Thee Pegasus. The original, at the time only one of his kind, fucking winged horse Pegasus. Athena turning her into a monster made it so she couldn't give birth because reasons, so the two did exactly what happened with the babies Kronos ate and reached full maturity while still inside her. It wasn't until Perceus lopped off her head that they were finally free. | ||
| #3 - In their defense it was a bot that was programmed to do it but… | 10/22/2015 on Millionth Fan March | +3 |
| #11 - What song even is that? [+] (3 new replies) | 10/22/2015 on youtube | 0 |
 It was originally from a parody video based on the iconic scene from 300 when Leonidas shouts "This is Sparta!" Then some guy got the inspiration of this one beat from some website and formed it into that video which became viral and resulted into hundreds of videos such as this spongebob one. video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ original song website: www.keaton-world.com/music.php | ||
| #10 - Comment deleted | 10/22/2015 on Stuff | 0 |
| #108 - The standard equipment now days for the Fairchild A-10 is roug… | 10/22/2015 on Some BRRRRRRT Facts | 0 |
| #107 - The beautiful BRRRT. Fairchild Republic A-10. … | 10/22/2015 on Some BRRRRRRT Facts | 0 |
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buttstheunicorn (08/13/2015) [-]
They do stupid **** and complain about everything. "Americans this americans that."
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buttstheunicorn (08/13/2015) [-]
Having worked with SAS ops, they tend to not pack enough ammo and then complain that the mission is taking too long because they're almost out of ammo. And then they expect us to give them our ammo and then complain when we don't.
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joshwontwon (08/12/2015) [-] you're 53 and you chose buttstheunicorn as your username? You belong here sir, do not worry.
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buttstheunicorn (08/12/2015) [-]
Would have gone with "ButtsTheMagicalUnicorn" like intended but it wouldn't let me.
