Upload
Login or register

buttonddownbarbie

Last status update:
-
Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/29/2012
Last Login:6/09/2012
Location:Limbo
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 19501 total,  22048 ,  2547
Comment Thumbs: 1605 total,  2000 ,  395
Content Level Progress: 50% (500/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:8
Content Views:566711
Times Content Favorited:1541 times
Total Comments Made:659
FJ Points:21422
They call me crazy for a reason

latest user's comments

#45 - Anybody remember the Stanley cup in Vancouver? I still re… 04/16/2012 on Oh Canadians 0
#290 - ACTUALLY, I never said "all girls are good" …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2012 on My Mind is Full Of Fucks +2
User avatar
#297 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
no bitch fucked me over and i'm not a pussy.
its just from what i can see.
i have a girlfriend and shes the only not cuntish girl around here.
and why the hell do you have tampons =_=
User avatar
#300 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Okay, cool,
you're defending yourself against the insults,
but you miss the point of me calling you these names.
When you have something worth saying, reply,
until then just shut the fuck up.
You look better when you're not talking.
#324 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
i'm just telling you that i don't think that girls are stupid becouse i had bad luck ~ in fact i had luck not getting "fucked over" by some bitch.
what i say is true (i mean, do you know the girls here? not saying they are espacialy bad but you just can't simply say something about them ~ you don't know them ~ and also you don't know me).
and why are you fighting so much against me? i'm not trying to insult you or something. you said "nothing dumb about having hope in humanity" thats true, but thats doesn't mean there is nothing dumb about saying girl are nice in general.
and now ~ just a question ~ why are you so offensive? i mean i only said that she's obviously not trolling...
User avatar
#343 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
"but you where all like all girls are good.
the truth is most girls are cunts. "
I guess that annoyed the crap outta me because you thought I said all girls were good.
at least thats what I read.
But it's obviously well known each gender has a wide spectrum of 'good guys' and 'ass holes'
and the second part, well,
all the males complain about women calling the entire male population assholes, and your comment reminded me of that..
Pretty sure thats what got my engines fired up.
Why am I so offensive?
FUCK YOU HILLBILLYNIGGEREATENCRACKWHORE.

Jokes on that one.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You good?
#353 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
sorry about that with "you said all girls be good", but i had no other way of saying that.
i'm german and in the 8th grade ~ my english teacher sucks
and once again ~ you don't know me and the girls around.
my sister for a good example is an absolute cunt.
she once was nice ~ and now i somehow always are nice to her...
but since he lost the control above me (i had no friends as i was young ~ so i played with my sister) [oh and control! one thing many girls always want. you always have to do what they want or whatever] back to theme ~ she uses me everywhen she can. she often hits me and i can't hit back becouse i ... well i just can't. (not being to weak. i guess i'm just too much of a good person)
and other girls... well i don't want to spam you.
but i think you got the point.
btw that about "Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You good?"
are you trying to pick on me or more some kind of apologise?
User avatar
#357 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Rule number one: Siblings are cunts when passing through puberty.
You'll go throught it too,
and you'll hate everything that moves too.
If I'd known your age I wouldnt be nearly as rude.
and no, I wasn't going to make fun of you when I asked if you were okay.
I'm obviously not going to take shit,
but sometimes I take it too far and upset people,
so yeah, I was going to apologize if I'd hurt your feelings.
#376 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
well, you did, but thats not your misstake.its my sister's misstake
but belive it or not my sister IS a evil person.
(btw just so you can understand things better i'm 14 years old and my sister 19)
since the beginning of time she used me.
and every GODMOTHERFUCKING time i didn't do what she wanted, she totaly flipped.
example 1(happened very often): like i've already told you ~ i didn't have friends dato, so i played with her. mostly lego and some stuff. she decided what was going to happen and if i was going to decide what MY!!! character is going to do, she just left without a word.
example 2(the later days): she got a computer and i didn't. i was younger, so thats okay, but now ~~~ if i wanted to use it i should do something. ~ more like everything. if she wanted something to drink "LUUCCAASSS (my name) get me something to drink, or you won't use the computer this week"! (same about anything else) <- like this she had kinda control over me and lotsa comfort.
now she doesn't life here anymore, but she still often comes over... to use my pc (she doesn't have interwebs yet) and eat something.
if i want to get back on the pc she gets over to insult me. saying i had no life and shit.
if i shutdown the screen she gets angre and last time ~ without a word ~ she just hit me. hard. on my ear. wich is demolished already.
i didn't hear with that ear for about 2 days and i am kinda musican, so that almost destroyed my life!
the very next day she comes back ~ "apologising" in 5 minutes ~ saying she had stress... pff!
and nice how i am i let her use the pc, was nice and everything and today already shes a total unthankful cunt again. (btw she always was, is, and will ever be. not only in puberty)
one more thing!!! shes always whining about me and others being cuntish... i know many people around me and her. they aren't cuntish.


just in case you've readn that all you might understand me
and if not its okay
you have your own problems

<mfw i just cant hate her
User avatar
#381 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
I've grown up with two sisters, one younger, one older, and an older brother.
As someone from both sides of the fence,
it wont stop until your an adult,
my older siblings did everything you mentioned plus more to me,
and now I do it to my little sisters,
I feel bad about it,
but it's the circle of life.
You're like, what? 13? That's an eighth of your life span. The shitty part is teenage hood.
Your brain is making alot of changes, and you'll feel emotional and shitty all the time, and alot like the gif on your last comment. But later when you mature, it'l get better. don't worry and enjoy being a kid while you can. You don't have much time left.
.
User avatar
#382 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
i do.
i just hate my sister, thats all ~ i not sitting in the cornor praying to god that she dies fast...

#327 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
#277 - Nothing dumb about having hope for humanity, although I ad…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2012 on My Mind is Full Of Fucks 0
User avatar
#281 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
but you where all like all girls are good.
the truth is most girls are cunts.
User avatar
#290 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
ACTUALLY,
I never said "all girls are good"
In fact I never said anything what so ever about females in general.
"it's next to impossible to be that shallow."
If you think that only applies to girls then you should probably think some things over.
"the truth is most girls are cunts."
Yeah, you keep whining, fucking tool. One bitch fucked you over?
Clearly that means most girls are cunts.
I have extra tampons.
It really sounds like you need one, you fucking pussy.

User avatar
#297 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
no bitch fucked me over and i'm not a pussy.
its just from what i can see.
i have a girlfriend and shes the only not cuntish girl around here.
and why the hell do you have tampons =_=
User avatar
#300 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Okay, cool,
you're defending yourself against the insults,
but you miss the point of me calling you these names.
When you have something worth saying, reply,
until then just shut the fuck up.
You look better when you're not talking.
#324 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
i'm just telling you that i don't think that girls are stupid becouse i had bad luck ~ in fact i had luck not getting "fucked over" by some bitch.
what i say is true (i mean, do you know the girls here? not saying they are espacialy bad but you just can't simply say something about them ~ you don't know them ~ and also you don't know me).
and why are you fighting so much against me? i'm not trying to insult you or something. you said "nothing dumb about having hope in humanity" thats true, but thats doesn't mean there is nothing dumb about saying girl are nice in general.
and now ~ just a question ~ why are you so offensive? i mean i only said that she's obviously not trolling...
User avatar
#343 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
"but you where all like all girls are good.
the truth is most girls are cunts. "
I guess that annoyed the crap outta me because you thought I said all girls were good.
at least thats what I read.
But it's obviously well known each gender has a wide spectrum of 'good guys' and 'ass holes'
and the second part, well,
all the males complain about women calling the entire male population assholes, and your comment reminded me of that..
Pretty sure thats what got my engines fired up.
Why am I so offensive?
FUCK YOU HILLBILLYNIGGEREATENCRACKWHORE.

Jokes on that one.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You good?
#353 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
sorry about that with "you said all girls be good", but i had no other way of saying that.
i'm german and in the 8th grade ~ my english teacher sucks
and once again ~ you don't know me and the girls around.
my sister for a good example is an absolute cunt.
she once was nice ~ and now i somehow always are nice to her...
but since he lost the control above me (i had no friends as i was young ~ so i played with my sister) [oh and control! one thing many girls always want. you always have to do what they want or whatever] back to theme ~ she uses me everywhen she can. she often hits me and i can't hit back becouse i ... well i just can't. (not being to weak. i guess i'm just too much of a good person)
and other girls... well i don't want to spam you.
but i think you got the point.
btw that about "Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You good?"
are you trying to pick on me or more some kind of apologise?
User avatar
#357 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Rule number one: Siblings are cunts when passing through puberty.
You'll go throught it too,
and you'll hate everything that moves too.
If I'd known your age I wouldnt be nearly as rude.
and no, I wasn't going to make fun of you when I asked if you were okay.
I'm obviously not going to take shit,
but sometimes I take it too far and upset people,
so yeah, I was going to apologize if I'd hurt your feelings.
#376 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
well, you did, but thats not your misstake.its my sister's misstake
but belive it or not my sister IS a evil person.
(btw just so you can understand things better i'm 14 years old and my sister 19)
since the beginning of time she used me.
and every GODMOTHERFUCKING time i didn't do what she wanted, she totaly flipped.
example 1(happened very often): like i've already told you ~ i didn't have friends dato, so i played with her. mostly lego and some stuff. she decided what was going to happen and if i was going to decide what MY!!! character is going to do, she just left without a word.
example 2(the later days): she got a computer and i didn't. i was younger, so thats okay, but now ~~~ if i wanted to use it i should do something. ~ more like everything. if she wanted something to drink "LUUCCAASSS (my name) get me something to drink, or you won't use the computer this week"! (same about anything else) <- like this she had kinda control over me and lotsa comfort.
now she doesn't life here anymore, but she still often comes over... to use my pc (she doesn't have interwebs yet) and eat something.
if i want to get back on the pc she gets over to insult me. saying i had no life and shit.
if i shutdown the screen she gets angre and last time ~ without a word ~ she just hit me. hard. on my ear. wich is demolished already.
i didn't hear with that ear for about 2 days and i am kinda musican, so that almost destroyed my life!
the very next day she comes back ~ "apologising" in 5 minutes ~ saying she had stress... pff!
and nice how i am i let her use the pc, was nice and everything and today already shes a total unthankful cunt again. (btw she always was, is, and will ever be. not only in puberty)
one more thing!!! shes always whining about me and others being cuntish... i know many people around me and her. they aren't cuntish.


just in case you've readn that all you might understand me
and if not its okay
you have your own problems

<mfw i just cant hate her
User avatar
#381 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
I've grown up with two sisters, one younger, one older, and an older brother.
As someone from both sides of the fence,
it wont stop until your an adult,
my older siblings did everything you mentioned plus more to me,
and now I do it to my little sisters,
I feel bad about it,
but it's the circle of life.
You're like, what? 13? That's an eighth of your life span. The shitty part is teenage hood.
Your brain is making alot of changes, and you'll feel emotional and shitty all the time, and alot like the gif on your last comment. But later when you mature, it'l get better. don't worry and enjoy being a kid while you can. You don't have much time left.
.
User avatar
#382 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
i do.
i just hate my sister, thats all ~ i not sitting in the cornor praying to god that she dies fast...

#327 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
#261 - This is freaking hilarius. I think she's trolling, it…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/16/2012 on My Mind is Full Of Fucks 0
#264 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
wrong.
this is just how girls work.
User avatar
#277 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Nothing dumb about having hope for humanity,
although I admit I shouldn't have spent it on her.

User avatar
#281 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
but you where all like all girls are good.
the truth is most girls are cunts.
User avatar
#290 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
ACTUALLY,
I never said "all girls are good"
In fact I never said anything what so ever about females in general.
"it's next to impossible to be that shallow."
If you think that only applies to girls then you should probably think some things over.
"the truth is most girls are cunts."
Yeah, you keep whining, fucking tool. One bitch fucked you over?
Clearly that means most girls are cunts.
I have extra tampons.
It really sounds like you need one, you fucking pussy.

User avatar
#297 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
no bitch fucked me over and i'm not a pussy.
its just from what i can see.
i have a girlfriend and shes the only not cuntish girl around here.
and why the hell do you have tampons =_=
User avatar
#300 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Okay, cool,
you're defending yourself against the insults,
but you miss the point of me calling you these names.
When you have something worth saying, reply,
until then just shut the fuck up.
You look better when you're not talking.
#324 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
i'm just telling you that i don't think that girls are stupid becouse i had bad luck ~ in fact i had luck not getting "fucked over" by some bitch.
what i say is true (i mean, do you know the girls here? not saying they are espacialy bad but you just can't simply say something about them ~ you don't know them ~ and also you don't know me).
and why are you fighting so much against me? i'm not trying to insult you or something. you said "nothing dumb about having hope in humanity" thats true, but thats doesn't mean there is nothing dumb about saying girl are nice in general.
and now ~ just a question ~ why are you so offensive? i mean i only said that she's obviously not trolling...
User avatar
#343 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
"but you where all like all girls are good.
the truth is most girls are cunts. "
I guess that annoyed the crap outta me because you thought I said all girls were good.
at least thats what I read.
But it's obviously well known each gender has a wide spectrum of 'good guys' and 'ass holes'
and the second part, well,
all the males complain about women calling the entire male population assholes, and your comment reminded me of that..
Pretty sure thats what got my engines fired up.
Why am I so offensive?
FUCK YOU HILLBILLYNIGGEREATENCRACKWHORE.

Jokes on that one.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You good?
#353 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
sorry about that with "you said all girls be good", but i had no other way of saying that.
i'm german and in the 8th grade ~ my english teacher sucks
and once again ~ you don't know me and the girls around.
my sister for a good example is an absolute cunt.
she once was nice ~ and now i somehow always are nice to her...
but since he lost the control above me (i had no friends as i was young ~ so i played with my sister) [oh and control! one thing many girls always want. you always have to do what they want or whatever] back to theme ~ she uses me everywhen she can. she often hits me and i can't hit back becouse i ... well i just can't. (not being to weak. i guess i'm just too much of a good person)
and other girls... well i don't want to spam you.
but i think you got the point.
btw that about "Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
You good?"
are you trying to pick on me or more some kind of apologise?
User avatar
#357 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
Rule number one: Siblings are cunts when passing through puberty.
You'll go throught it too,
and you'll hate everything that moves too.
If I'd known your age I wouldnt be nearly as rude.
and no, I wasn't going to make fun of you when I asked if you were okay.
I'm obviously not going to take shit,
but sometimes I take it too far and upset people,
so yeah, I was going to apologize if I'd hurt your feelings.
#376 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
well, you did, but thats not your misstake.its my sister's misstake
but belive it or not my sister IS a evil person.
(btw just so you can understand things better i'm 14 years old and my sister 19)
since the beginning of time she used me.
and every GODMOTHERFUCKING time i didn't do what she wanted, she totaly flipped.
example 1(happened very often): like i've already told you ~ i didn't have friends dato, so i played with her. mostly lego and some stuff. she decided what was going to happen and if i was going to decide what MY!!! character is going to do, she just left without a word.
example 2(the later days): she got a computer and i didn't. i was younger, so thats okay, but now ~~~ if i wanted to use it i should do something. ~ more like everything. if she wanted something to drink "LUUCCAASSS (my name) get me something to drink, or you won't use the computer this week"! (same about anything else) <- like this she had kinda control over me and lotsa comfort.
now she doesn't life here anymore, but she still often comes over... to use my pc (she doesn't have interwebs yet) and eat something.
if i want to get back on the pc she gets over to insult me. saying i had no life and shit.
if i shutdown the screen she gets angre and last time ~ without a word ~ she just hit me. hard. on my ear. wich is demolished already.
i didn't hear with that ear for about 2 days and i am kinda musican, so that almost destroyed my life!
the very next day she comes back ~ "apologising" in 5 minutes ~ saying she had stress... pff!
and nice how i am i let her use the pc, was nice and everything and today already shes a total unthankful cunt again. (btw she always was, is, and will ever be. not only in puberty)
one more thing!!! shes always whining about me and others being cuntish... i know many people around me and her. they aren't cuntish.


just in case you've readn that all you might understand me
and if not its okay
you have your own problems

<mfw i just cant hate her
User avatar
#381 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
I've grown up with two sisters, one younger, one older, and an older brother.
As someone from both sides of the fence,
it wont stop until your an adult,
my older siblings did everything you mentioned plus more to me,
and now I do it to my little sisters,
I feel bad about it,
but it's the circle of life.
You're like, what? 13? That's an eighth of your life span. The shitty part is teenage hood.
Your brain is making alot of changes, and you'll feel emotional and shitty all the time, and alot like the gif on your last comment. But later when you mature, it'l get better. don't worry and enjoy being a kid while you can. You don't have much time left.
.
User avatar
#382 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
i do.
i just hate my sister, thats all ~ i not sitting in the cornor praying to god that she dies fast...

#327 - verrah (04/16/2012) [-]
#3 - LOL yep, I also called in the family to see it. 04/16/2012 on Can't stop laughing. +6
#13 - that was easily the most alarming thing I've seen in my lifetime. 04/16/2012 on We are living in America. +1
#8 - I enjoyed that awkward moment for the both of us. 04/16/2012 on Can you tell? 0
#6 - ...It was clearly the funniest thing I've read all day.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Can you tell? 0
#7 - hackapelite (04/16/2012) [-]
err... alright
#8 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
I enjoyed that awkward moment for the both of us.
#4 - how do I feel now? Indifferent. How do YOU feel now? …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Can you tell? 0
#5 - hackapelite (04/16/2012) [-]
i've known this question for years now, i don't remember if i answered left, right or something in between when i was presented this question. so i feel largely indifferent at the moment... my previous comment was more or less a joke..

#6 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
...It was clearly the funniest thing I've read all day.
#7 - hackapelite (04/16/2012) [-]
err... alright
#8 - buttonddownbarbie (04/16/2012) [-]
I enjoyed that awkward moment for the both of us.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2012 on We are living in America. +1
User avatar
#4 - boxdrop (04/16/2012) [-]
The cost of a window to fuck with my friends who just walk in and try to scare me is more then worth it