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buttlord

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Date Signed Up:6/19/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4560
Comment Ranking:#11545
Highest Content Rank:#1790
Highest Comment Rank:#1082
Content Thumbs: 8308 total,  11422 ,  3114
Comment Thumbs: 10791 total,  15352 ,  4561
Content Level Progress: 31% (31/100)
Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 305 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 306 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:9
Content Views:457953
Times Content Favorited:498 times
Total Comments Made:6751
FJ Points:9147
Favorite Tags: i (2)

latest user's comments

#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on that feel +11
#39 - dragonpaint Comment deleted by buttlord
#22 - are you wearing lipstick? 03/04/2014 on About to have sex with your... 0
#23 - would he be any good? like would he make the USA better? i rem… 03/04/2014 on Vermin Supreme 0
#102 - if you die, your mother gets kidnapped 03/04/2014 on 10 Seconds 0
#25 - **buttlord rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at F… 03/01/2014 on Embarrassed 0
#32 - whats between fm and am at 10 7 i dont know how to ma… 03/01/2014 on Look at it 0
#10 - Comment deleted 02/28/2014 on Why Am I Not Surprised? 0
#18 - is there anything people like me can do since im poor as **** 02/27/2014 on It shouldn't be a secret to... 0
#72 - ************ 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +1
#70 - thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence.…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned 0
User avatar #71 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
motherfucker
#66 - i wish i can wish for anything and the wishes cannot be corrup…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned 0
User avatar #68 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Qkay, but now the wish comes at a cost equal to or greater than what the corruption would have been.
User avatar #70 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence. and my wish stated no corruption........either i beat the system and we're all about to implode like i just divided by zero or im going to become a wizard....
User avatar #71 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
motherfucker
#60 - i wish my wishes were uncorruptable by any means  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +1
User avatar #61 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Done, although now you can't wish for anything.
User avatar #66 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i can wish for anything and the wishes cannot be corrupted. and if there is a way to corrupt them them it becomes null and void therefore increasing the wish's uncorruptableness
User avatar #68 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Qkay, but now the wish comes at a cost equal to or greater than what the corruption would have been.
User avatar #70 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence. and my wish stated no corruption........either i beat the system and we're all about to implode like i just divided by zero or im going to become a wizard....
User avatar #71 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
motherfucker
#56 - i wish you could not corrupt my wishes  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +2
#793 - worried (02/28/2014) [-]
granted but you used up your one and only wish
#59 - derricktwo (02/27/2014) [-]
Someone worse comes along to corrupt your wishes instead.
User avatar #60 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish my wishes were uncorruptable by any means
User avatar #61 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Done, although now you can't wish for anything.
User avatar #66 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i can wish for anything and the wishes cannot be corrupted. and if there is a way to corrupt them them it becomes null and void therefore increasing the wish's uncorruptableness
User avatar #68 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Qkay, but now the wish comes at a cost equal to or greater than what the corruption would have been.
User avatar #70 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence. and my wish stated no corruption........either i beat the system and we're all about to implode like i just divided by zero or im going to become a wizard....
User avatar #71 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
motherfucker
#47 - i wish i didnt make that first wish  [+] (11 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +2
#55 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, you wished for something worse instead now.
User avatar #56 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish you could not corrupt my wishes
#793 - worried (02/28/2014) [-]
granted but you used up your one and only wish
#59 - derricktwo (02/27/2014) [-]
Someone worse comes along to corrupt your wishes instead.
User avatar #60 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish my wishes were uncorruptable by any means
User avatar #61 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Done, although now you can't wish for anything.
User avatar #66 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i can wish for anything and the wishes cannot be corrupted. and if there is a way to corrupt them them it becomes null and void therefore increasing the wish's uncorruptableness
User avatar #68 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Qkay, but now the wish comes at a cost equal to or greater than what the corruption would have been.
User avatar #70 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence. and my wish stated no corruption........either i beat the system and we're all about to implode like i just divided by zero or im going to become a wizard....
User avatar #71 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
motherfucker
#14 - i wish people didnt wear fedoras  [+] (16 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Friendzoned +4
#792 - worried (02/28/2014) [-]
granted, but instead of fedoras, they start wearing trilbys
User avatar #156 - duedum (02/27/2014) [-]
Even if they stop, they will still have a fedora in their heart.

We can't stop them.

We have lost.
User avatar #43 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
People stop wearing fedoras, in place of the fedoras they adopt an even more way annoying way to broadcast their residual fedora.
User avatar #139 - ironsoul (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, but now they wear giant sombreros instead.
User avatar #47 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i didnt make that first wish
#55 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Granted, you wished for something worse instead now.
User avatar #56 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish you could not corrupt my wishes
#793 - worried (02/28/2014) [-]
granted but you used up your one and only wish
#59 - derricktwo (02/27/2014) [-]
Someone worse comes along to corrupt your wishes instead.
User avatar #60 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish my wishes were uncorruptable by any means
User avatar #61 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Done, although now you can't wish for anything.
User avatar #66 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
i wish i can wish for anything and the wishes cannot be corrupted. and if there is a way to corrupt them them it becomes null and void therefore increasing the wish's uncorruptableness
User avatar #68 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
Qkay, but now the wish comes at a cost equal to or greater than what the corruption would have been.
User avatar #70 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
thats corrupting the wish by giving it a negative consequence. and my wish stated no corruption........either i beat the system and we're all about to implode like i just divided by zero or im going to become a wizard....
User avatar #71 - twoderrick (02/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm proposing that the wish be given in exchange for something equal to or greater than the corruption value of the wish, not that the wish will cause a negative consequence.

Besides, I could have just said "Okay, but you can only wish once, and you just used it."
User avatar #72 - buttlord (02/27/2014) [-]
motherfucker
#10 - can someone explain to me that wooden spoon to stop water boil… 02/27/2014 on Life Hacks 0
#10 - i read it as choose you 02/24/2014 on Glockachu 0
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on fantasma's profile 0
#58 - fantasma (02/25/2014) [-]
Nope.
#3 - wooya? or however you spell it 02/22/2014 on Airplane flying through fog +1
#131 - darksiders 2 - death nononononononononononono 02/22/2014 on that time again 0
#66 - 6? 02/22/2014 on Logic skill - 2 0
#30 - yes well, there i was on the operating table whe… 02/20/2014 on alpha as fuck +1
#36 - Picture 02/19/2014 on Well then... +5
#39 - damn. its not that nice. i even tried cranberry and jasmine ve… 02/18/2014 on Good Guy Earl Grey +1
#30 - it tastes like warm water and grass to me....am i getting the …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Good Guy Earl Grey +1
User avatar #37 - toastersburnthings (02/18/2014) [-]
if it has a taste at all it's as good as you're going to get
User avatar #39 - buttlord (02/18/2014) [-]
damn. its not that nice. i even tried cranberry and jasmine versions but they arent much different.

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#544 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
You have to pay every one of these people for viewing their content.    
 Lack of money is fine, just give us your soul.
You have to pay every one of these people for viewing their content.
Lack of money is fine, just give us your soul.
User avatar #545 to #544 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i'll just not watch it
#557 to #545 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
Holy **** .
It just VANISHED.
That's a powerful delete command bro.

Never use it again.
User avatar #558 to #557 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
why should i not use it again? i am the lord of butt. i am just realising my true power
#559 to #558 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
Because.
The Knights will attack you.
#560 to #559 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
what knights are those?

User avatar #561 to #560 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
My Knights, because of the international law of "Dibs."
The Four Heavenly Knights.
Of rape.
User avatar #562 to #561 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i call double dibs. they're mine now
User avatar #563 to #562 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
You fool.
I already called every type of dib that there is.
They're unstealable.
User avatar #564 to #563 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i invent a new type of dib. one that only dolphins and buttlords can use.
User avatar #568 to #567 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
indeed. now leave my wiener alone
User avatar #565 to #564 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm a dolphin.
User avatar #566 to #565 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
sorry, only dolphins i have put my dink in their blow hole
User avatar #569 to #566 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
TECHNICALLY you have.
Because of the whole transfer of contact via a medium thing.
SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID SIR.
User avatar #570 to #569 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
fine then. only dolphins i allow to have the power of the new dibs
User avatar #571 to #570 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I've invented a type of dibs that only Granberries can use.
You don't have Granberry blood.
Win.png
User avatar #572 to #571 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i invent infinitydibs. all dibs become my possessions and no new dibs can be create. any new dibs or old dibs that say otherwise are null and void
User avatar #575 to #572 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
YOU KNOW WHAT, NOE.
I INVENT TIBS!
TIBS ARE 5EVER BETTER.
I CALL TIBS.
User avatar #576 to #575 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i invent ibs. its everything with ibs at the end. i win
User avatar #577 to #576 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I invent Sbids.
Because I'm bored.
And one of the knights just raped me.
;-;
Was all good tho.
User avatar #573 to #572 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I already created that. TRY AGAIN>
User avatar #574 to #573 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #556 to #546 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
where the **** are all the comments
User avatar #532 to #531 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
It's you FROM THE FUTURE
User avatar #533 to #532 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
but im a frog. that cant be me
User avatar #534 to #533 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
User avatar #535 to #534 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
but if know that everything i know is a lie....wont that become a lie and mean everything is the truth?
User avatar #537 to #536 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
damn
#538 to #537 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
dun wowy, iz kewl
#540 to #539 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
try again
try again
#525 - tikledpikle (08/04/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #5335383 at Furries **
User avatar #526 to #525 - buttlord (08/04/2013) [-]
thanks?
#527 to #526 - tikledpikle (08/04/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at Weekend at grandpas prt 1. **
#528 to #527 - buttlord (08/05/2013) [-]
**buttlord rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at am I gay? **

screw you and your amusing roll. im batman
#529 to #528 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #4173082 at Click an item and pick it up ** don't tease me if you ain't gonna please me
#519 - erotictentacle (04/28/2013) [-]
I have arrived¨!
I have arrived¨!
#520 to #519 - buttlord (04/28/2013) [-]
the party can start!
#521 to #520 - erotictentacle (04/28/2013) [-]
aww yeah
aww yeah
#523 to #522 - erotictentacle (04/28/2013) [-]
good night!
good night!
User avatar #512 - shootemupforus (04/19/2013) [-]
is this ponybutts?
User avatar #513 to #512 - buttlord (04/19/2013) [-]
who? never heard of them.
User avatar #516 to #514 - buttlord (04/19/2013) [-]
im not pony buts. and i dont understand why my comment was related.
User avatar #517 to #516 - shootemupforus (04/19/2013) [-]
he posted your OC a few times
User avatar #518 to #517 - buttlord (04/19/2013) [-]
oh. my OC is good enough to get reposted? awesome!
#506 - wovow (01/19/2013) [-]
Happy super belated birthday!
Happy super belated birthday!
User avatar #507 to #506 - buttlord (01/19/2013) [-]
thanks man. but its actually January 2nd my birthday. it just put it as this for some reason. thanks a lot though. you're the only one to wish me a happy birthday
User avatar #508 to #507 - wovow (01/21/2013) [-]
Np and ya lol sorry for the late birthday greeting. Haven't been on fj for some time. Nonetheless I hope you had a good one. :D
User avatar #509 to #508 - buttlord (01/22/2013) [-]
it was ok. could have been better
User avatar #500 - ashizzle (01/14/2013) [-]
epic roll today (:
User avatar #501 to #500 - buttlord (01/14/2013) [-]
thank you. i dont know what i did to piss off the roll gods though
User avatar #502 to #501 - ashizzle (01/14/2013) [-]
lmfao xD we may never know!
User avatar #503 to #502 - buttlord (01/14/2013) [-]
i want to do it again if it is as amusing as that. i couldnt stop laughing at my failure for
User avatar #504 to #503 - ashizzle (01/14/2013) [-]
haha but its fantastic! :D
User avatar #505 to #504 - buttlord (01/14/2013) [-]
just like me. im fantastic at everything
#498 - kokainum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #499 to #498 - buttlord (01/02/2013) [-]
thanks man.
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