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#338 - boku no pic - the live action film 07/30/2014 on It had to be done 0
#28 - not if we make it cum acid 07/27/2014 on Why I Hate Facebook +2
#26 - can we build robots to sodomize everyone with an IQ below 100?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Why I Hate Facebook +1
#76 - otroviciado (07/28/2014) [-]
in your case, that's almost so stupid as saying "let's ban all the user with a name that starts with the letter "B"
User avatar #42 - zenherp (07/27/2014) [-]
sterilization or genocide are the only two options
User avatar #27 - ritzrules (07/27/2014) [-]
They'd probably enjoy the experience thoroughly, but sure.
User avatar #28 - buttlord (07/27/2014) [-]
not if we make it cum acid
#23 - i feel the same. maybe if we team up then all the smart people…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Why I Hate Facebook +6
User avatar #25 - ritzrules (07/27/2014) [-]
New plague? You kidding me? Just infect the local area with the bubonic plague. Any smart motherfucker would think "Oh, this is really bad. I need a doctor." They'll go to the hospital, get their treatment (which will involve nothing more than a few antibiotics because that really is all it takes to cure the plague), and then carry on living, telling the tales to their friends about how they survived an old world plague that killed 2/3 of Europe.

Meanwhile, all of these people will think "Oh, this is really bad. I should tell my friends." Then they'll post a status on Facebook: "Uuuugh. So sick. Gonna stay in today lol. #SickLife" Then they'll see that six of their friends are sick too and post a status about that: "Omg Carrol is sick too?!?!?! Were SOOOOOO besties. #SickParty" Then they'll probably all try to get together at one of their houses and watch movies and eat ice cream because "lol SICK GIRLZ NITE" effectively quarantining themselves off from the world. They won't feel any better by the next day so they'll get on WebMD and look up their symptoms. It MIGHT say they have plague. If so, they'll go to a doctor.

Just kidding, no they won't. They'll post ANOTHER goddamn Facebook status: "Hey we got Black Plague whaaaaaaat so CRAYZEEE. #Europe #Culture"

And then they'll die. And it all it will take is a few small, precisely placed strains to clear everything up. The only people remaining will either be smart enough to get treatment or they'll have the immune system of GODS, thus allowing for a smarter, healthier population.

But seeing as I'm dumb enough to actually come up with such a bullshit plan, I'd probably be the one dumb enough to die of it. So maybe I should work this a little more.
User avatar #26 - buttlord (07/27/2014) [-]
can we build robots to sodomize everyone with an IQ below 100?
#76 - otroviciado (07/28/2014) [-]
in your case, that's almost so stupid as saying "let's ban all the user with a name that starts with the letter "B"
User avatar #42 - zenherp (07/27/2014) [-]
sterilization or genocide are the only two options
User avatar #27 - ritzrules (07/27/2014) [-]
They'd probably enjoy the experience thoroughly, but sure.
User avatar #28 - buttlord (07/27/2014) [-]
not if we make it cum acid
#404 - **buttlord rolled image ** 07/23/2014 on FJ shuts down +1
#2742 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#2708 - looks like im running from here.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#2735 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
good luck with that
#2742 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
#2689 - no one stops the rape train  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#2700 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
you sure about that
#2708 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
looks like im running from here.
#2735 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
good luck with that
#2742 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
#2676 - can i bone you  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#2685 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
#2689 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
no one stops the rape train
#2700 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
you sure about that
#2708 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
looks like im running from here.
#2735 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
good luck with that
#2742 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
#2672 - can i bone her?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
User avatar #2673 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
go ahead she gots purty mouth
User avatar #2676 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
can i bone you
#2685 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
#2689 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
no one stops the rape train
#2700 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
you sure about that
#2708 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]
looks like im running from here.
#2735 - zerpderp (07/21/2014) [-]
good luck with that
#2742 - buttlord (07/21/2014) [-]

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#544 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
You have to pay every one of these people for viewing their content.    
 Lack of money is fine, just give us your soul.
You have to pay every one of these people for viewing their content.
Lack of money is fine, just give us your soul.
User avatar #545 to #544 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i'll just not watch it
#557 to #545 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
Holy shit.
It just VANISHED.
That's a powerful delete command bro.

Never use it again.
User avatar #558 to #557 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
why should i not use it again? i am the lord of butt. i am just realising my true power
#559 to #558 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
Because.
The Knights will attack you.
#560 to #559 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
what knights are those?

User avatar #561 to #560 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
My Knights, because of the international law of "Dibs."
The Four Heavenly Knights.
Of rape.
User avatar #562 to #561 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i call double dibs. they're mine now
User avatar #563 to #562 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
You fool.
I already called every type of dib that there is.
They're unstealable.
User avatar #564 to #563 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i invent a new type of dib. one that only dolphins and buttlords can use.
User avatar #568 to #567 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
indeed. now leave my wiener alone
User avatar #565 to #564 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm a dolphin.
User avatar #566 to #565 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
sorry, only dolphins i have put my dink in their blow hole
User avatar #569 to #566 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
TECHNICALLY you have.
Because of the whole transfer of contact via a medium thing.
SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID SIR.
User avatar #570 to #569 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
fine then. only dolphins i allow to have the power of the new dibs
User avatar #571 to #570 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I've invented a type of dibs that only Granberries can use.
You don't have Granberry blood.
Win.png
User avatar #572 to #571 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i invent infinitydibs. all dibs become my possessions and no new dibs can be create. any new dibs or old dibs that say otherwise are null and void
User avatar #575 to #572 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
YOU KNOW WHAT, NOE.
I INVENT TIBS!
TIBS ARE 5EVER BETTER.
I CALL TIBS.
User avatar #576 to #575 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
i invent ibs. its everything with ibs at the end. i win
User avatar #577 to #576 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I invent Sbids.
Because I'm bored.
And one of the knights just raped me.
;-;
Was all good tho.
User avatar #573 to #572 - fantasma (04/08/2014) [-]
I already created that. TRY AGAIN>
User avatar #574 to #573 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
prove it
User avatar #556 to #546 - buttlord (04/08/2014) [-]
where the fuck are all the comments
User avatar #531 to #530 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
da fuck?
User avatar #532 to #531 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
It's you FROM THE FUTURE
User avatar #533 to #532 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
but im a frog. that cant be me
User avatar #534 to #533 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
User avatar #535 to #534 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
but if know that everything i know is a lie....wont that become a lie and mean everything is the truth?
User avatar #537 to #536 - buttlord (08/18/2013) [-]
damn
#538 to #537 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
dun wowy, iz kewl
#540 to #539 - erotictentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
try again
try again
#525 - tikledpikle (08/04/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #5335383 at Furries **
User avatar #526 to #525 - buttlord (08/04/2013) [-]
thanks?
#527 to #526 - tikledpikle (08/04/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at Weekend at grandpas prt 1. **
#528 to #527 - buttlord (08/05/2013) [-]
**buttlord rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at am I gay? **

screw you and your amusing roll. im batman
#529 to #528 - tikledpikle (08/05/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #4173082 at Click an item and pick it up ** don't tease me if you ain't gonna please me
#519 - erotictentacle (04/28/2013) [-]
I have arrived¨!
I have arrived¨!
#520 to #519 - buttlord (04/28/2013) [-]
the party can start!
#521 to #520 - erotictentacle (04/28/2013) [-]
aww yeah
aww yeah
#523 to #522 - erotictentacle (04/28/2013) [-]
good night!
good night!
User avatar #512 - shootemupforus (04/19/2013) [-]
is this ponybutts?
User avatar #513 to #512 - buttlord (04/19/2013) [-]
who? never heard of them.
User avatar #516 to #514 - buttlord (04/19/2013) [-]
im not pony buts. and i dont understand why my comment was related.
User avatar #517 to #516 - shootemupforus (04/19/2013) [-]
he posted your OC a few times
User avatar #518 to #517 - buttlord (04/19/2013) [-]
oh. my OC is good enough to get reposted? awesome!
#506 - wovow (01/19/2013) [-]
Happy super belated birthday!
Happy super belated birthday!
User avatar #507 to #506 - buttlord (01/19/2013) [-]
thanks man. but its actually January 2nd my birthday. it just put it as this for some reason. thanks a lot though. you're the only one to wish me a happy birthday
User avatar #508 to #507 - wovow (01/21/2013) [-]
Np and ya lol sorry for the late birthday greeting. Haven't been on fj for some time. Nonetheless I hope you had a good one. :D
User avatar #509 to #508 - buttlord (01/22/2013) [-]
it was ok. could have been better
User avatar #500 - ashizzle (01/14/2013) [-]
epic roll today (:
User avatar #501 to #500 - buttlord (01/14/2013) [-]
thank you. i dont know what i did to piss off the roll gods though
User avatar #502 to #501 - ashizzle (01/14/2013) [-]
lmfao xD we may never know!
User avatar #503 to #502 - buttlord (01/14/2013) [-]
i want to do it again if it is as amusing as that. i couldnt stop laughing at my failure for
User avatar #504 to #503 - ashizzle (01/14/2013) [-]
haha but its fantastic! :D
User avatar #505 to #504 - buttlord (01/14/2013) [-]
just like me. im fantastic at everything
#498 - kokainum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #499 to #498 - buttlord (01/02/2013) [-]
thanks man.
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