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#38 - Okay, now that sounds right. 06/02/2013 on The more you know 0
#35 - " Cl ea r! He's back. You crashed. Now, we're wonderin… 06/02/2013 on The more you know +1
#27 - I think they should just put them everywhere. Don't take any c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on The more you know +2
#30 - sausageskin (06/02/2013) [-]
Who's gonna read them? If i get an out of body experience i'm headed to the nearest female changing rooms.
User avatar #35 - buttinspecter (06/02/2013) [-]
"Clear! He's back. You crashed. Now, we're wondering if you had an out-of-body experience. Did you see any of the messages we put around the room?"
"Uh...Y-Yeah."
"What did you see?"
"Uh..."
#9 - Yes, "a" is right because "Burger" doesn't… 06/02/2013 on At least she got a job 0
#18 - "On the ceiling"? "Can only be read from above&…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/02/2013 on The more you know 0
User avatar #37 - Sinless (06/02/2013) [-]
My philosophy professor told us about this, and there are more than just 25 hospitals were doing it.

What they mean is they are placing words in places that can only be seen if you were floating above the common eye level of the room. Some hospitals have signs strategically placed above the operating table, and others have even gone as far as to place the signs on the roof of the hospital.

So far there have been several cases of the signs being read.
User avatar #42 - lolfire (06/02/2013) [-]
No, no there hasn't.

Nobody has ever managed to read a single sign put out.

OBE's have been recognized as just the rush of DMT causing incredibly powerful hallucinations.
User avatar #52 - Sinless (06/02/2013) [-]
How would you know if no one ever read the signs if the mentioned study's results haven't even been released yet? I may not have proof since my professor only knew that by talking to one of the researchers involved, so it may be false. There were however other cases of confirmed visual perception during an OBE; I can't remember the book or the study for it but it seemed a bit conclusive.

However, there is no scientifically proven cause of OBE's. The DMT theory has just about as much proof as the Carbon Dioxide theory.
User avatar #58 - lolfire (06/02/2013) [-]
There has been multiples studies of this kind done throughout the world.

All return the same results. No visual confirmations. Just what the person had seen as they entered the room. Specifically in 4 cases where there was a balloon in the room when the patient walked in. Then the OBE's were induced and the balloon removed. The balloon was then re-introduced to the room before the person woke up. The 4 people claimed that they were 100% sure that they saw the balloon while experiencing the "OBE" when it was clear that they could not have.

The brain constructs a virtual reality from what it has taken in before the OBE. If the person sees it before they are induced, it will appear in the "OBE". If not, then it doesn't.

The experience of being outside the body during say, an operation is the result of insufficient levels of anesthesia causing semi-awareness. The senses take in what they can and as it's not enough to relay an accurate image to the brain, objects and spaces are assumed or created by the mind itself. Not by your consciousness "leaving the body" which is impossible.
User avatar #31 - jokeface (06/02/2013) [-]
I think it means the signs are placed flat, perhaps a few inches below the ceiling (such as hanging from wires by all 4 corners or something) and they're facing upward so people in the room can't read them. You'd have to be in the space between the sign and the ceiling to see it, and in this case, they're proposing that an out-of-body "spirit" would be able to do that.
User avatar #38 - buttinspecter (06/02/2013) [-]
Okay, now that sounds right.
User avatar #22 - killingsin (06/02/2013) [-]
You want to try and read it again without screwing it up?
#20 - funnyjunkforlife (06/02/2013) [-]
the words are printed on the floor of the operation room
some people reported to be able to see their body from above like a spirit
and so this was conducted in order to prove if it is true or not
User avatar #26 - jokeface (06/02/2013) [-]
>Strategically placed near the ceiling

What part of that makes it sound like it's printed on the floor?
User avatar #54 - funnyjunkforlife (06/02/2013) [-]
just cause its written in this post doesnt mean its only placed near
its also placed on the floor

my biology teacher told me this
#24 - sausageskin (06/02/2013) [-]
Actually it says they have been placed "near the ceiling", implying they may be printed on top of some of the equipment, such as the overhead lamp and shit.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
That's exactly it. Messages on top of shelves etc. that a person floating above their body could read.
User avatar #27 - buttinspecter (06/02/2013) [-]
I think they should just put them everywhere. Don't take any chances that they won't be seen.
#30 - sausageskin (06/02/2013) [-]
Who's gonna read them? If i get an out of body experience i'm headed to the nearest female changing rooms.
User avatar #35 - buttinspecter (06/02/2013) [-]
"Clear! He's back. You crashed. Now, we're wondering if you had an out-of-body experience. Did you see any of the messages we put around the room?"
"Uh...Y-Yeah."
"What did you see?"
"Uh..."
#10 - Be definition, they just gave you a used game which is not wha… 06/02/2013 on Be Smart. +3
#8 - URL is broken. 06/02/2013 on It's Definitely Cancer 0
#221 - ...Y-...Yes? 06/02/2013 on Adding dogs to COD 0
#47 - That joke is so old, my grandfather told it to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on City Wok 0
User avatar #49 - flemsdfer (05/31/2013) [-]
and my parent told it to me. I just felt it was relevant.
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#91 - I have one brain cell, and I gave my friend HIV. 05/30/2013 on stuff n' things 0
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User avatar #24 - hoodyninja (05/30/2013) [-]
Throbbin hood
#106 - "First they used hormones to grow my clitoris into a peni… 05/30/2013 on My biggest fear +2
#274 - It's okay. Have a thumb. Make you feel better. 05/29/2013 on video games +2
#248 - ...It didn't. You mean my comment?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on video games 0
#264 - mattkingg (05/29/2013) [-]
i meant my comment, but i accidentally replied to yours, woops
User avatar #274 - buttinspecter (05/29/2013) [-]
It's okay. Have a thumb. Make you feel better.
#218 - Haven't heard anything about them in while. Are they dead yet? 05/29/2013 on video games +5
#216 - It truly is.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on video games +1
#238 - mattkingg (05/29/2013) [-]
Holy shit how did this get in top 10 comments.
User avatar #248 - buttinspecter (05/29/2013) [-]
...It didn't.

You mean my comment?
#264 - mattkingg (05/29/2013) [-]
i meant my comment, but i accidentally replied to yours, woops
User avatar #274 - buttinspecter (05/29/2013) [-]
It's okay. Have a thumb. Make you feel better.
#35 - Keep Wil Wheaton. Change all costumes to Starfleet uniform… 05/29/2013 on Big Bang Theory +7
#17 - I'm loving them right now. 05/29/2013 on Wow. -1
#19 - Picture 05/29/2013 on Yearbook Joke +28
#18 - Picture 05/29/2013 on Yearbook Joke 0
#136 - Exactly. You keep flipping me o- Right there! You did…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Happy Memorial Day +8
User avatar #137 - strangemoo (05/28/2013) [-]
I like you so far.
#79 - That's Craig, you dumb- Hey! You just flipped me off.…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Happy Memorial Day +20
User avatar #110 - strangemoo (05/28/2013) [-]
Shit, you're right. Whoops.
User avatar #136 - buttinspecter (05/28/2013) [-]
Exactly. You keep flipping me o-

Right there! You did it again.

No, I didn't.

Yes you did. You just flipped m-

STOP!!
User avatar #137 - strangemoo (05/28/2013) [-]
I like you so far.
#84 - Let's at least agree to oneteen and twoteen. 05/28/2013 on Foot for thought -1
#116 - That's what I did with the 3DS. It was Paper Mario: Sticker St… 05/28/2013 on No Love +1
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