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burtgasm Avatar Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: BurtGasm
Video Games Played: Minecraft, SimCity
Interests: Minecraft
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:11/03/2013
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 32713 total,  35727 ,  3014
Comment Thumbs: 1378 total,  2094 ,  716
Content Level Progress: 70.6% (706/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:1524702
Times Content Favorited:2166 times
Total Comments Made:910
FJ Points:1669
BurtGasms for all.

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#49 - **burtgasm rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at … 08/11/2013 on Poor spidey... 0
#48 - **burtgasm rolled a random image posted in comment #3429304 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Poor spidey... 0
#49 - burtgasm (08/11/2013) [-]
**burtgasm rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at Video Game facts 14 **
#119 - Wow you're such a admin 08/11/2013 on Missouri Misery -1
#61 - I love the part where nobody asked you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Roman numerals +12
User avatar #84 - scootalooisyourgod (08/11/2013) [-]
I loved the part how he tried really hard to be funny.
#338 - Comment deleted 08/11/2013 on handy +1
#60 - guys just don't respond to him 08/10/2013 on secret identity +1
#37 - Comment deleted 08/10/2013 on No One 0
#73 - I'm going as Deadpool for Halloween and I fear the same 08/10/2013 on Comic Con 0
#18 - yes then post the conversation and get thumbs  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Try reading these 0
User avatar #20 - moxmortuus (08/10/2013) [-]
Don't know about you, but I'd rather get laid than have a few thumbs any day. If she does something terrible I'll do it and post it.
#489 - **** Anon why you gotta tell me that 08/09/2013 on Worth the read... 0
#118 - It was a ******* joke.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Attempting suicide +6
User avatar #125 - amsel (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, George Zimmerman probably thinks it's hilarious that he was found not guilty and still can't go freaking anywhere without people making death threats and calling him a murderer.
#134 - DJFatcat (08/09/2013) [-]
You must be the life of the party
#133 - nickypickle (08/09/2013) [-]
please rage more.
#108 - what is it. tell me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on I hate that shit 0
User avatar #127 - ghostrollerelite (08/08/2013) [-]
it's just the picture. don't worry
#42 - good job thumbing your own comment 08/08/2013 on Country +1
#88 - his was unedited, yours was not 08/08/2013 on Whenever I ask for heals 0
#29 - I'm American and barely underweight 08/07/2013 on Homer telling the truth 0
#36 - **** off 08/07/2013 on Safe from Apple Haters 0
#35 - idk where the original is, but you can custom make one 08/07/2013 on Safe from Apple Haters 0
#132 - niqqa 08/07/2013 on therealtjthemedic's profile 0
#2 - I just BurtGasmed all over your profile 08/07/2013 on ohmymeow's profile 0
#121 - he doesnt have an account  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2013 on This is what humor was... +2
#124 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Oh well this is still awesome. I subscribed to Bahm Lounge yesterday btw haha.
User avatar #125 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
good cuz it's gonna be the best thang since sliced cheese
#127 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Wild Adventures still going to be uploaded to Machinima or are you going to upload to Bahm lounge?
User avatar #128 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yes
#134 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Sweet. Well thank you guys for replying, Its been quite the honor.
User avatar #135 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yo welcome, friended cuz i know youd appreciate it
#117 - well ima bout to make your day even better, just wait a sec  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2013 on This is what humor was... +2
#120 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Tyson gunna hop in on this next or something?! This is crazy!
User avatar #121 - burtgasm (08/07/2013) [-]
he doesnt have an account
#124 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Oh well this is still awesome. I subscribed to Bahm Lounge yesterday btw haha.
User avatar #125 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
good cuz it's gonna be the best thang since sliced cheese
#127 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Wild Adventures still going to be uploaded to Machinima or are you going to upload to Bahm lounge?
User avatar #128 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yes
#134 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Sweet. Well thank you guys for replying, Its been quite the honor.
User avatar #135 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yo welcome, friended cuz i know youd appreciate it
#107 - do you think I am real?  [+] (15 new replies) 08/07/2013 on This is what humor was... +2
#108 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
I dont know, but if you are, be a bro and tell Steve i said whats up.
User avatar #111 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
WHAT'S UP MUTHAFUCKA
#112 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Awww shit son!
User avatar #114 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
bert told me to make an accunt on this website and I did
#116 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Well thanks for replying. Shit made my day yo. I just hope these accounts are real! hahaha
User avatar #119 - aviatorgaming (08/07/2013) [-]
I haven't been here in like a month
User avatar #117 - burtgasm (08/07/2013) [-]
well ima bout to make your day even better, just wait a sec
#120 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Tyson gunna hop in on this next or something?! This is crazy!
User avatar #121 - burtgasm (08/07/2013) [-]
he doesnt have an account
#124 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Oh well this is still awesome. I subscribed to Bahm Lounge yesterday btw haha.
User avatar #125 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
good cuz it's gonna be the best thang since sliced cheese
#127 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Wild Adventures still going to be uploaded to Machinima or are you going to upload to Bahm lounge?
User avatar #128 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yes
#134 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Sweet. Well thank you guys for replying, Its been quite the honor.
User avatar #135 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yo welcome, friended cuz i know youd appreciate it
#9 - now you see this kind of **** is just unneeded  [+] (17 new replies) 08/06/2013 on This is what humor was... +220
#105 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is that really you Burt?
User avatar #107 - burtgasm (08/07/2013) [-]
do you think I am real?
#108 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
I dont know, but if you are, be a bro and tell Steve i said whats up.
User avatar #111 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
WHAT'S UP MUTHAFUCKA
#112 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Awww shit son!
User avatar #114 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
bert told me to make an accunt on this website and I did
#116 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Well thanks for replying. Shit made my day yo. I just hope these accounts are real! hahaha
User avatar #119 - aviatorgaming (08/07/2013) [-]
I haven't been here in like a month
User avatar #117 - burtgasm (08/07/2013) [-]
well ima bout to make your day even better, just wait a sec
#120 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Tyson gunna hop in on this next or something?! This is crazy!
User avatar #121 - burtgasm (08/07/2013) [-]
he doesnt have an account
#124 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Oh well this is still awesome. I subscribed to Bahm Lounge yesterday btw haha.
User avatar #125 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
good cuz it's gonna be the best thang since sliced cheese
#127 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Wild Adventures still going to be uploaded to Machinima or are you going to upload to Bahm lounge?
User avatar #128 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yes
#134 - ohmymeow (08/07/2013) [-]
Sweet. Well thank you guys for replying, Its been quite the honor.
User avatar #135 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
yo welcome, friended cuz i know youd appreciate it
#39 - I opened my image viewing program and porn was still there and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on The Truth +4
User avatar #109 - lolwtfdairyqueen (08/06/2013) [-]
You're gonna need some new friends.
#37 - Your friend shares porn with you?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on The Truth +4
User avatar #38 - motherfuckingkenji (08/06/2013) [-]
Does yours NOT?
User avatar #39 - burtgasm (08/06/2013) [-]
I opened my image viewing program and porn was still there and he laughed for like 20 minutes... So no
User avatar #109 - lolwtfdairyqueen (08/06/2013) [-]
You're gonna need some new friends.
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User avatar #75 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
stickied
lel fagget wat you doin here
User avatar #77 to #76 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
wat.jpeg
User avatar #79 to #78 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
who are you and why am i in your friends list
#80 to #79 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
oh you dont remember, thats fine
oh you dont remember, thats fine
User avatar #81 to #80 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
im actually really want to know how i know you
#82 to #81 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
its fine all go away now, sorry for bothering you darling
User avatar #83 to #82 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
by the use of darling I'm guessing you're toomanyusernames?
#84 to #83 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
yes?
yes?
User avatar #85 to #84 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
oh
#92 to #91 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
and why was it nessesary to show me that
User avatar #93 to #92 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
because it's sexy
#94 to #93 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
to you maybe i prefer muscle
#95 to #94 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
come with me if you want to lift
#96 to #95 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
hmmm
User avatar #72 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #73 to #72 - burtgasm (08/05/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #74 to #73 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
ty ^^
User avatar #69 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait? Are you the burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #70 to #69 - burtgasm (07/30/2013) [-]
how many burtgasms are there?
User avatar #71 to #70 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
lol Only one that I know of.
User avatar #65 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #67 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
oh looks like you're spamming
User avatar #66 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #57 - angelooo ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey can I have some of your items? That is if they're up for trade
User avatar #58 to #57 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
what do you want I don't really collect items anymore
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelooo ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Just the RITS
User avatar #60 to #59 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
sure wynaut
User avatar #61 to #60 - angelooo ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, will send trade
User avatar #62 to #61 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
transaction complete
User avatar #36 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
Are you the Burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #37 to #36 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
Only if you believe

I don't get asked this a lot
User avatar #38 to #37 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a really big fan of yours.
User avatar #39 to #38 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
why thank you, did you have a burtgasm when you saw me here?
User avatar #40 to #39 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I'm still kinda freaking out.
#25 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
Are you the same burtgasm as on youtube?I must know
User avatar #26 to #25 - burtgasm (06/03/2013) [-]
only if you believe.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore!
User avatar #20 - oxadelore (05/27/2013) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
awww dat's sweet
User avatar #23 to #22 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
Why do you like me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - oxadelore (05/28/2013) [-]
Mostly for your username and profile picture. But also because you're a sexy beast
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