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Youtube Channel: BurtGasm
Video Games Played: Minecraft, SimCity
Interests: Minecraft
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:11/03/2013
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 32711 total,  35725 ,  3014
Comment Thumbs: 1375 total,  2091 ,  716
Content Level Progress: 70.5% (705/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:1523453
Times Content Favorited:2167 times
Total Comments Made:910
FJ Points:1668
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#31 - You the one with the gun umbrella, will not get wet. You will …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on owloffluff 0
User avatar #32 - theugandanhero (08/17/2013) [-]
But in the picture it shows two people with it, that's the main point that I'm trying to make.
Either that or I confused myself stupid.
User avatar #33 - burtgasm (08/17/2013) [-]
Yea you can choose to have water fights with people, or you could be a dick and shoot random strangers.
#47 - there I fixed it  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2013 on C-c-c-c-wait, what? +8
User avatar #147 - mintea (08/18/2013) [-]
What did you change? I can't for the life of me find it.
User avatar #151 - burtgasm (08/18/2013) [-]
I liked and disliked certain comments to make the three pictures line up
User avatar #152 - mintea (08/18/2013) [-]
Oh, yes, of course.
#29 - Yes that's the point  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2013 on owloffluff 0
User avatar #30 - theugandanhero (08/17/2013) [-]
Then what's the point of the umbrella if you're just planning to get wet anyway?
User avatar #31 - burtgasm (08/17/2013) [-]
You the one with the gun umbrella, will not get wet. You will be getting others wet.
User avatar #32 - theugandanhero (08/17/2013) [-]
But in the picture it shows two people with it, that's the main point that I'm trying to make.
Either that or I confused myself stupid.
User avatar #33 - burtgasm (08/17/2013) [-]
Yea you can choose to have water fights with people, or you could be a dick and shoot random strangers.
#2 - it's a joke 08/17/2013 on Anon goes to a job interview 0
#3 - Before I enlarged to read I saw " ****** stor… 08/17/2013 on Damnit Tyrone +2
#41 - “To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he’s a machine…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Feminist robot +4
User avatar #115 - timmywankenobi (08/17/2013) [-]
it caled hipocracy I believe.
#132 - wow you're an asshole 08/17/2013 on Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... +4
#42 - I just sigh and feel bad whenever I see comments bashing Macs,… 08/16/2013 on Prophet 69cuntfucker -16
#43 - you dont, you have to pull the red piece back with one had and… 08/16/2013 on We outchea 0
#42 - I have that gate too and if that lady in the content would've … 08/16/2013 on We outchea 0
#54 - who pissed in your cereal 08/16/2013 on Hate it when. +1
#830 - sarcasm 08/16/2013 on Well Fuck 0
#12 - god I wish he continued those 08/16/2013 on Dayum thats clever +9
#21 - better make them full sized candy bars too  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Hey Kids! I've Got Candy! +2
#22 - joshofsouls (08/16/2013) [-]


Yes! Fucking YES!
Even better, I'll fill the bowl with lots of smaller chocolates and good stuff, then have the BIG one poking out just enough for them to see it, make those little shits feel true despair...
#157 - here you go anon  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Well Fuck +1
User avatar #664 - theturkeyburger (08/16/2013) [-]
Are you guys really falling for this?
User avatar #830 - burtgasm (08/16/2013) [-]
sarcasm
#42 - He's impolite? You're the one shoving your PC ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Portal Chart +1
User avatar #43 - tittentei (08/15/2013) [-]
B-but it's the timeless perfection of FPS controllers, s-senpai...
#56 - this picture is for laughing, this site is for funny pictures,… 08/14/2013 on End of the Word 0
#105 - ok sure they do Anon 08/13/2013 on title +1
#28 - well why not  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on title 0
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
His videos suck.
User avatar #105 - burtgasm (08/13/2013) [-]
ok sure they do Anon
#26 - can you prove you're the real Max?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on title 0
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
I fuckin' hope not.
User avatar #28 - burtgasm (08/13/2013) [-]
well why not
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
His videos suck.
User avatar #105 - burtgasm (08/13/2013) [-]
ok sure they do Anon
#23 - holy **** that blue 08/13/2013 on Post-WW1 bicycle -1
#26 - k 08/13/2013 on Lady gaga 0
#75 - almost all laugh tracks are fake  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Dr, Stinson to the rescue. 0
User avatar #76 - niggernazi (08/11/2013) [-]
and that is why i hate most of the sitcoms

boring fucking jokes and yet it sounds like a huge amount of people think its funny
#103 - BigDoktor (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #104 - niggernazi (08/11/2013) [-]
i live for this shit!
User avatar #105 - BigDoktor (08/11/2013) [-]
Isn't recess over? Take your iPad and go back to class.
#106 - niggernazi (08/11/2013) [-]
go and shove a dragondildo up your ass you filthy fucking communist
#1 - First time I actually noticed his dick sticking out...  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Jesus Loves You +46
#4 - jimmyjab (08/11/2013) [-]
His dick looks like a butternut squash.
User avatar #2 - niggalogy (08/11/2013) [-]
i know, there will be plenty of people who will miss it ;)
User avatar #3 - arcticassassin (08/11/2013) [-]
Like me
#72 - picture you 08/11/2013 on I can't be the only one -... +2
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User avatar #75 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
stickied
lel fagget wat you doin here
User avatar #77 to #76 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
wat.jpeg
User avatar #79 to #78 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
who are you and why am i in your friends list
#80 to #79 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
oh you dont remember, thats fine
oh you dont remember, thats fine
User avatar #81 to #80 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
im actually really want to know how i know you
#82 to #81 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
its fine all go away now, sorry for bothering you darling
User avatar #83 to #82 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
by the use of darling I'm guessing you're toomanyusernames?
#84 to #83 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
yes?
yes?
User avatar #85 to #84 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
oh
#92 to #91 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
and why was it nessesary to show me that
User avatar #93 to #92 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
because it's sexy
#94 to #93 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
to you maybe i prefer muscle
#95 to #94 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
come with me if you want to lift
#96 to #95 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
hmmm
User avatar #72 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #73 to #72 - burtgasm (08/05/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #74 to #73 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
ty ^^
User avatar #69 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait? Are you the burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #70 to #69 - burtgasm (07/30/2013) [-]
how many burtgasms are there?
User avatar #71 to #70 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
lol Only one that I know of.
User avatar #65 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #67 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
oh looks like you're spamming
User avatar #66 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #57 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey can I have some of your items? That is if they're up for trade
User avatar #58 to #57 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
what do you want I don't really collect items anymore
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Just the RITS
User avatar #60 to #59 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
sure wynaut
User avatar #61 to #60 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, will send trade
User avatar #62 to #61 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
transaction complete
User avatar #36 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Are you the Burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #37 to #36 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
Only if you believe

I don't get asked this a lot
User avatar #38 to #37 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a really big fan of yours.
User avatar #39 to #38 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
why thank you, did you have a burtgasm when you saw me here?
User avatar #40 to #39 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I'm still kinda freaking out.
#25 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
Are you the same burtgasm as on youtube?I must know
User avatar #26 to #25 - burtgasm (06/03/2013) [-]
only if you believe.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore!
User avatar #20 - oxadelore (05/27/2013) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
awww dat's sweet
User avatar #23 to #22 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
Why do you like me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - oxadelore (05/28/2013) [-]
Mostly for your username and profile picture. But also because you're a sexy beast
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