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burtgasm Avatar Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: BurtGasm
Video Games Played: Minecraft, SimCity
Interests: Minecraft
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:11/03/2013
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 32713 total,  35727 ,  3014
Comment Thumbs: 1378 total,  2094 ,  716
Content Level Progress: 70.6% (706/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:1524825
Times Content Favorited:2166 times
Total Comments Made:910
FJ Points:1669
BurtGasms for all.

latest user's comments

#16 - Picture 09/06/2013 on Oh, 4chan +9
#20 - woah woah woah, an Anon getting thumbs for liking a meme? Is F… 09/06/2013 on See you then! 0
#127 - I was showed this in class today. Is my teacher a Funnyjunker? 09/06/2013 on Screw me -1
#4362251 - why are you mentioning me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4362252 - hieronymous (09/06/2013) [-]
sorry
#66 - I did that too. 09/05/2013 on you mcfucked up -1
#93 - I'm Hispanic, I want to work at Apple go ahead laugh … 09/05/2013 on So very true 0
#114 - that's why he's so ******* funny 09/02/2013 on It will take you +1
#4 - I can't ******* unsee that 09/02/2013 on Cat +2
#122 - by copypasta I mean that you found it online, and copied and p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... -1
#145 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
No i'm the one who originally wrote it. I kept it saved in my favorites for when it's relevant again.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Dr. Poo +1
#2 - fuzzyballs Comment deleted by burtgasm
#110 - funny, cuz you're banned. 08/31/2013 on Cookie monster joins Rammstein 0
#114 - if someone's so 'stupid' that they get an art degree then why … 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... +1
#113 - this is an anon and it's a copypasta. 0 ***** giv…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... -1
#121 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
It being posted before doesn't make it any less true.
User avatar #122 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
by copypasta I mean that you found it online, and copied and pasted it here. You're 'trolling' us
#145 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
No i'm the one who originally wrote it. I kept it saved in my favorites for when it's relevant again.
#1887 - I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#1883 - sexpot.jpg  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1885 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Lmao that's amazing... I need to watch this....
User avatar #1887 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#1881 - no Internet for 2 weeks? how did you live?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1882 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Pot... And sex...
#1883 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1885 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Lmao that's amazing... I need to watch this....
User avatar #1887 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#1878 - oh that happened to me, posted on the **** boards…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1879 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Sounds fantastic... I think that might have been what happened to me not sure since I was off the internet for about 2 weeks after I posted it.
User avatar #1881 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
no Internet for 2 weeks? how did you live?
User avatar #1882 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Pot... And sex...
#1883 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1885 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Lmao that's amazing... I need to watch this....
User avatar #1887 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#1875 - haha, post **** . I'm level 230 or some ***…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1877 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
xD Don't think I want to post NSFW since I did that on my last account and got banned even though it was in NSFW lol. Good advice though just rather not risk it
User avatar #1878 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
oh that happened to me, posted on the NSFW boards and 2 minutes later it was flagged
User avatar #1879 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Sounds fantastic... I think that might have been what happened to me not sure since I was off the internet for about 2 weeks after I posted it.
User avatar #1881 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
no Internet for 2 weeks? how did you live?
User avatar #1882 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Pot... And sex...
#1883 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1885 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Lmao that's amazing... I need to watch this....
User avatar #1887 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#1872 - It isn't, I did care and believe we all should  [+] (11 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1874 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Okay ^_^ I just keep seeing alot of comments relating to this about how we are stupid for believing him... And I would thumb your comments but I'm not a high enough level..
User avatar #1875 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
haha, post NSFW. I'm level 230 or some shit cuz i repost from imgur
User avatar #1877 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
xD Don't think I want to post NSFW since I did that on my last account and got banned even though it was in NSFW lol. Good advice though just rather not risk it
User avatar #1878 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
oh that happened to me, posted on the NSFW boards and 2 minutes later it was flagged
User avatar #1879 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Sounds fantastic... I think that might have been what happened to me not sure since I was off the internet for about 2 weeks after I posted it.
User avatar #1881 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
no Internet for 2 weeks? how did you live?
User avatar #1882 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Pot... And sex...
#1883 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1885 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Lmao that's amazing... I need to watch this....
User avatar #1887 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#1869 - I would think of it as an awesome "troll" I kn…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Saying goodbye to FJ 0
User avatar #1871 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
I agree. But I also don't fully see how us caring about someone who says they are dieing is stupid or cancerous.
User avatar #1872 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
It isn't, I did care and believe we all should
User avatar #1874 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Okay ^_^ I just keep seeing alot of comments relating to this about how we are stupid for believing him... And I would thumb your comments but I'm not a high enough level..
User avatar #1875 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
haha, post NSFW. I'm level 230 or some shit cuz i repost from imgur
User avatar #1877 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
xD Don't think I want to post NSFW since I did that on my last account and got banned even though it was in NSFW lol. Good advice though just rather not risk it
User avatar #1878 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
oh that happened to me, posted on the NSFW boards and 2 minutes later it was flagged
User avatar #1879 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Sounds fantastic... I think that might have been what happened to me not sure since I was off the internet for about 2 weeks after I posted it.
User avatar #1881 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
no Internet for 2 weeks? how did you live?
User avatar #1882 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Pot... And sex...
#1883 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1885 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Lmao that's amazing... I need to watch this....
User avatar #1887 - burtgasm (08/31/2013) [-]
I litteraly just googled sexpot.jpg
User avatar #1888 - lilithsupernatural (08/31/2013) [-]
Nice... Still a neat picture :3... But yes that is how I survived a full 2 weeks without internet...
#148 - In case anyone's wondering, it's the navy seal copypasta 08/30/2013 on Birds are assholes 0
#18 - bad joke is bad 08/30/2013 on stupidundeadzombie's profile 0
#46 - post ****** boobs to **** , free level 2 08/29/2013 on Video Game Facts #26 +1
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on stupidundeadzombie's profile 0
User avatar #17 - stupidundeadzombie (08/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I was joking....
User avatar #18 - burtgasm (08/30/2013) [-]
bad joke is bad
#378 - Dude, it's a game. Do you think once you hit 18+, oh well, no … 08/29/2013 on Talking About Pokemon IRL 0
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User avatar #75 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
stickied
lel fagget wat you doin here
User avatar #77 to #76 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
wat.jpeg
User avatar #79 to #78 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
who are you and why am i in your friends list
#80 to #79 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
oh you dont remember, thats fine
oh you dont remember, thats fine
User avatar #81 to #80 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
im actually really want to know how i know you
#82 to #81 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
its fine all go away now, sorry for bothering you darling
User avatar #83 to #82 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
by the use of darling I'm guessing you're toomanyusernames?
#84 to #83 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
yes?
yes?
User avatar #85 to #84 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
oh
#92 to #91 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
and why was it nessesary to show me that
User avatar #93 to #92 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
because it's sexy
#94 to #93 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
to you maybe i prefer muscle
#95 to #94 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
come with me if you want to lift
#96 to #95 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
hmmm
User avatar #72 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #73 to #72 - burtgasm (08/05/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #74 to #73 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
ty ^^
User avatar #69 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait? Are you the burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #70 to #69 - burtgasm (07/30/2013) [-]
how many burtgasms are there?
User avatar #71 to #70 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
lol Only one that I know of.
User avatar #65 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #67 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
oh looks like you're spamming
User avatar #66 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #57 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey can I have some of your items? That is if they're up for trade
User avatar #58 to #57 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
what do you want I don't really collect items anymore
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Just the RITS
User avatar #60 to #59 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
sure wynaut
User avatar #61 to #60 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, will send trade
User avatar #62 to #61 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
transaction complete
User avatar #36 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
Are you the Burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #37 to #36 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
Only if you believe

I don't get asked this a lot
User avatar #38 to #37 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a really big fan of yours.
User avatar #39 to #38 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
why thank you, did you have a burtgasm when you saw me here?
User avatar #40 to #39 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I'm still kinda freaking out.
#25 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
Are you the same burtgasm as on youtube?I must know
User avatar #26 to #25 - burtgasm (06/03/2013) [-]
only if you believe.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore!
User avatar #20 - oxadelore (05/27/2013) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
awww dat's sweet
User avatar #23 to #22 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
Why do you like me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - oxadelore (05/28/2013) [-]
Mostly for your username and profile picture. But also because you're a sexy beast
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