Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

burtgasm

Rank #7784 on Subscribers
burtgasm Avatar Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Offline
Send mail to burtgasm Block burtgasm Invite burtgasm to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Youtube Channel: BurtGasm
Video Games Played: Minecraft, SimCity
Interests: Minecraft
Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:11/03/2013
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 32713 total,  35727 ,  3014
Comment Thumbs: 1378 total,  2094 ,  716
Content Level Progress: 70.6% (706/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:9
Content Views:1524825
Times Content Favorited:2166 times
Total Comments Made:910
FJ Points:1669
BurtGasms for all.

latest user's comments

#30 - hello? What am i supposed to be looking for? 07/17/2013 on wanna come see my van? +2
#104 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on FunnyJunk Election +1
#29 - check your profile for what? All I see is your billion red thumbs.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on wanna come see my van? +3
#47 - imobviouslygod has deleted their comment.
#27 - you get banned for that now. DJ 4DM1N ban this faggot  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2013 on wanna come see my van? +4
#45 - niggerytaste (07/17/2013) [-]
What happens? Imma pussy.
User avatar #28 - qwertyuioplkjh (07/17/2013) [-]
For real? Check my profile please.
User avatar #30 - burtgasm (07/17/2013) [-]
hello? What am i supposed to be looking for?
User avatar #29 - burtgasm (07/17/2013) [-]
check your profile for what? All I see is your billion red thumbs.
#47 - imobviouslygod has deleted their comment.
#125 - Who? All I see is Bill Murray 07/17/2013 on Facts Comp 0
#26 - Comment deleted 07/16/2013 on Jupp 0
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Jupp -2
User avatar #25 - gustaviaable (07/16/2013) [-]
Check out this hardcore gamer
#26 - burtgasm has deleted their comment.
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Jupp -3
User avatar #23 - ofmiceandmen (07/16/2013) [-]
You must be some sort of artist or designer.
#24 - burtgasm has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - gustaviaable (07/16/2013) [-]
Check out this hardcore gamer
#26 - burtgasm has deleted their comment.
#54 - you dont 07/15/2013 on nail on the head, conan. +3
#1384 - This ****** spams those type of links that g… 07/15/2013 on Report Spam +1
#305 - flagged as spam 07/15/2013 on Pixar Mindfuck +8
#78 - go to the link somewhere below this comment someone posted, th… 07/15/2013 on Description +2
#64 - yea sorry couldnt find a better one :/ 07/15/2013 on Description -6
#86 - so 48 RITs?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on kidpat's profile 0
User avatar #87 - kidpat (07/15/2013) [-]
ya
#17 - ooh now i get the joke  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Description +3
#18 - gtaant (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - slendermanspenis (07/15/2013) [-]
I think he means underwear. Not to sure.
User avatar #95 - deathstare (07/15/2013) [-]
No, he meant pants. Don't try to rationalize him by your standards.
User avatar #110 - slendermanspenis (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry that us brits also call pants underwear.
#84 - How much for Slenderman?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on kidpat's profile 0
User avatar #85 - kidpat (07/15/2013) [-]
**kidpat rolls 48**
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
so 48 RITs?
User avatar #87 - kidpat (07/15/2013) [-]
ya
#15 - in that picture there are no pants  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Description -27
#16 - gtaant (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
ooh now i get the joke
#18 - gtaant (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - slendermanspenis (07/15/2013) [-]
I think he means underwear. Not to sure.
User avatar #95 - deathstare (07/15/2013) [-]
No, he meant pants. Don't try to rationalize him by your standards.
User avatar #110 - slendermanspenis (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry that us brits also call pants underwear.
#11 - where?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Description -32
User avatar #14 - gtaant (07/15/2013) [-]
Japan.
User avatar #15 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
in that picture there are no pants
#16 - gtaant (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
ooh now i get the joke
#18 - gtaant (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - slendermanspenis (07/15/2013) [-]
I think he means underwear. Not to sure.
User avatar #95 - deathstare (07/15/2013) [-]
No, he meant pants. Don't try to rationalize him by your standards.
User avatar #110 - slendermanspenis (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry that us brits also call pants underwear.
#93 - DONT EVER CALL YOURSELF AN AMERICAN AGAIN 07/15/2013 on That’s why Thor’s... 0
#54 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on The Last of Us -7
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Description +19
User avatar #123 - Kairyuka (07/15/2013) [-]
HNNN
User avatar #77 - Sargeras (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #78 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
go to the link somewhere below this comment someone posted, there are more pics
#1 - close up  [+] (27 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Description +78
#148 - sethja (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #176 - supervillanus (07/15/2013) [-]
wot
#139 - crankii (07/15/2013) [-]
couldn't find bigger but it's something
#107 - frogath (07/15/2013) [-]
MFW
#180 - androiddxx (07/15/2013) [-]
#159 - ravarshi (07/15/2013) [-]
enjoy, i blew it up.
#204 - thefatmanster (07/15/2013) [-]
#168 - mojusk (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #161 - rangerofthesea (07/15/2013) [-]
dat 1080p resolution...
User avatar #162 - ravarshi (07/15/2013) [-]
i know,i just magnified it an screencapped. lol
#80 - duudegladiator (07/15/2013) [-]
#191 - idkwhatthatmeans has deleted their comment.
#187 - Lloydles (07/15/2013) [-]
I tried.
#185 - LOLWUTS (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 - bluelight (07/15/2013) [-]
what movie is that from
User avatar #83 - chadpbj (07/15/2013) [-]
google it you lazy shit
User avatar #53 - zarcos (07/15/2013) [-]
>closeup
>posts thumbnail
User avatar #64 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
yea sorry couldnt find a better one :/
User avatar #52 - explore (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm quite worried that it says 'stickied' next to the picture you posted.
#109 - thelowbrass (07/15/2013) [-]
yeah, what the hell is that?
User avatar #219 - folkflunky (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but OP can "sticky" his comments. This means they are in the top of the post, doesn't matter the thumbs.
#2 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #123 - Kairyuka (07/15/2013) [-]
HNNN
User avatar #77 - Sargeras (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #78 - burtgasm (07/15/2013) [-]
go to the link somewhere below this comment someone posted, there are more pics
#121 - Yea ok dude I'm still gonna have fun with my iPhone 07/14/2013 on mom! +1
#116 - That's why it's the 5S and not the iPhone6. If Apple made such…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on mom! +1
User avatar #120 - commontroll (07/14/2013) [-]
They do actually, they make all their chargers for all their products non-universal, they make products that break from the slightest thing, and if you try to return it, they fuck you up the ass. They have the worst customer service I've ever had the misfortune of requiring, and they simply do not give a shit about the customers.

Why are they so popular? Because of the iPod, and Hollywood still being obsessed with them ever since the only computer you could do graphical design on was them, which is no longer the case. They're run by some of the stingiest people of all time and most of all, their products suck ass. One grand for their worst computer, which is what I'm unfortunately typing on. This computer is four years old, and it's hardly even usable any more.

And seriously, 5S They made the 4S, and that just added on Siri, the 5S is going to have a better camera. Whoopdee-fuckin'-doo. That means they're selling a new phone, with virtually no changes, and charging full price for it, making the phones that came out literally this last year, drop in value by at least a couple hundred.

And people will still buy them.

THAT is why Apple is retarded, and why they don't have the best phones, because they scam you and rob you blind and nobody cares. If they wanted to improve the iPhone 5, they could just offer a deal to trade in the iPhone 5 for the iPhone 5S, and pay an extra 50 bucks. But they don't do that.
User avatar #121 - burtgasm (07/14/2013) [-]
Yea ok dude I'm still gonna have fun with my iPhone
#111 - The iPhone5S is being made and is going to have an improved camera  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on mom! 0
User avatar #112 - commontroll (07/14/2013) [-]
And? The problem is that they are only just doing that. They know they'll always have half the market, so they make a shitty product and let their cult-like fans pressure others into getting it.
User avatar #116 - burtgasm (07/14/2013) [-]
That's why it's the 5S and not the iPhone6. If Apple made such shitty products why would they still be around. Don't like the prices? Find Apple products like $300 on Amazon. I'm not trying to make you like Apple, but they definitely don't make piece of shit products.
User avatar #120 - commontroll (07/14/2013) [-]
They do actually, they make all their chargers for all their products non-universal, they make products that break from the slightest thing, and if you try to return it, they fuck you up the ass. They have the worst customer service I've ever had the misfortune of requiring, and they simply do not give a shit about the customers.

Why are they so popular? Because of the iPod, and Hollywood still being obsessed with them ever since the only computer you could do graphical design on was them, which is no longer the case. They're run by some of the stingiest people of all time and most of all, their products suck ass. One grand for their worst computer, which is what I'm unfortunately typing on. This computer is four years old, and it's hardly even usable any more.

And seriously, 5S They made the 4S, and that just added on Siri, the 5S is going to have a better camera. Whoopdee-fuckin'-doo. That means they're selling a new phone, with virtually no changes, and charging full price for it, making the phones that came out literally this last year, drop in value by at least a couple hundred.

And people will still buy them.

THAT is why Apple is retarded, and why they don't have the best phones, because they scam you and rob you blind and nobody cares. If they wanted to improve the iPhone 5, they could just offer a deal to trade in the iPhone 5 for the iPhone 5S, and pay an extra 50 bucks. But they don't do that.
User avatar #121 - burtgasm (07/14/2013) [-]
Yea ok dude I'm still gonna have fun with my iPhone
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 325 / Total items point value: 375

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #75 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
stickied
lel fagget wat you doin here
User avatar #77 to #76 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
wat.jpeg
User avatar #79 to #78 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
who are you and why am i in your friends list
#80 to #79 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
oh you dont remember, thats fine
oh you dont remember, thats fine
User avatar #81 to #80 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
im actually really want to know how i know you
#82 to #81 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
its fine all go away now, sorry for bothering you darling
User avatar #83 to #82 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
by the use of darling I'm guessing you're toomanyusernames?
#84 to #83 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
yes?
yes?
User avatar #85 to #84 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
oh
#92 to #91 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
and why was it nessesary to show me that
User avatar #93 to #92 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
because it's sexy
#94 to #93 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
to you maybe i prefer muscle
#95 to #94 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
come with me if you want to lift
#96 to #95 - hellscythe (09/14/2013) [-]
hmmm
User avatar #72 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #73 to #72 - burtgasm (08/05/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #74 to #73 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
ty ^^
User avatar #69 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait? Are you the burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #70 to #69 - burtgasm (07/30/2013) [-]
how many burtgasms are there?
User avatar #71 to #70 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
lol Only one that I know of.
User avatar #65 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #67 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
oh looks like you're spamming
User avatar #66 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #57 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey can I have some of your items? That is if they're up for trade
User avatar #58 to #57 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
what do you want I don't really collect items anymore
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Just the RITS
User avatar #60 to #59 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
sure wynaut
User avatar #61 to #60 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, will send trade
User avatar #62 to #61 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
transaction complete
User avatar #36 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
Are you the Burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #37 to #36 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
Only if you believe

I don't get asked this a lot
User avatar #38 to #37 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a really big fan of yours.
User avatar #39 to #38 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
why thank you, did you have a burtgasm when you saw me here?
User avatar #40 to #39 - stuffandotherstuff (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I'm still kinda freaking out.
#25 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
Are you the same burtgasm as on youtube?I must know
User avatar #26 to #25 - burtgasm (06/03/2013) [-]
only if you believe.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore!
User avatar #20 - oxadelore (05/27/2013) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
awww dat's sweet
User avatar #23 to #22 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
Why do you like me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - oxadelore (05/28/2013) [-]
Mostly for your username and profile picture. But also because you're a sexy beast
 Friends (0)