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Date Signed Up:4/24/2013
Last Login:11/03/2013
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#79 - yea it sounds cool, ill check it out maybe tonight  [+] (12 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan +1
User avatar #81 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Here, this is a good place to watch it.

www.vizanime.com/ep/664-deathnote-1
User avatar #85 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
that links only got ep 33+ I found one with all 37 dubbed
User avatar #83 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
What the heck, my link drops you at episode 33, let me fix that.
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #88 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It has been a while since I've watched it, I guess the site updated making my link old.
User avatar #90 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only on the first episode and im liking it
User avatar #91 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
I should watch it again. Glad you are enjoying it!
User avatar #103 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
out of purple lines holy shit this L guy is good
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Yup, L is great.
User avatar #92 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only problem is im on an extremley old and shitty Mac right now and the graphics card is so outdated that when playing videos the entire computer stutters randomly for like 3-5 seconds.
User avatar #93 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Well that's no fun.
#77 - ohh I've never actually seen Death Note but after I replied I …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan +1
User avatar #78 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It's one of my favorites, I'd highly recommend it.
User avatar #79 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
yea it sounds cool, ill check it out maybe tonight
User avatar #81 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Here, this is a good place to watch it.

www.vizanime.com/ep/664-deathnote-1
User avatar #85 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
that links only got ep 33+ I found one with all 37 dubbed
User avatar #83 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
What the heck, my link drops you at episode 33, let me fix that.
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #88 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It has been a while since I've watched it, I guess the site updated making my link old.
User avatar #90 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only on the first episode and im liking it
User avatar #91 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
I should watch it again. Glad you are enjoying it!
User avatar #103 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
out of purple lines holy shit this L guy is good
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Yup, L is great.
User avatar #92 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only problem is im on an extremley old and shitty Mac right now and the graphics card is so outdated that when playing videos the entire computer stutters randomly for like 3-5 seconds.
User avatar #93 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Well that's no fun.
#74 - im having a hard time understanding what you're trying to say  [+] (17 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan +1
User avatar #75 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Death Note reference. In Death Note, if you had a death note, you could kill anyone you pleased as long as you had their name and their face just be writing down their name in the death note. Oh the death notes, and black notebooks. The paper the guy is writing on in the picture was ripped out of the death note.
User avatar #77 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
ohh I've never actually seen Death Note but after I replied I kinda figured it out
User avatar #78 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It's one of my favorites, I'd highly recommend it.
User avatar #79 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
yea it sounds cool, ill check it out maybe tonight
User avatar #81 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Here, this is a good place to watch it.

www.vizanime.com/ep/664-deathnote-1
User avatar #85 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
that links only got ep 33+ I found one with all 37 dubbed
User avatar #83 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
What the heck, my link drops you at episode 33, let me fix that.
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #88 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It has been a while since I've watched it, I guess the site updated making my link old.
User avatar #90 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only on the first episode and im liking it
User avatar #91 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
I should watch it again. Glad you are enjoying it!
User avatar #103 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
out of purple lines holy shit this L guy is good
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Yup, L is great.
User avatar #92 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only problem is im on an extremley old and shitty Mac right now and the graphics card is so outdated that when playing videos the entire computer stutters randomly for like 3-5 seconds.
User avatar #93 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Well that's no fun.
User avatar #76 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
are black notebooks* my bad.
#72 - you better be sorry bitch  [+] (19 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan 0
#73 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
burtgasm, was it?
User avatar #74 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
im having a hard time understanding what you're trying to say
User avatar #75 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Death Note reference. In Death Note, if you had a death note, you could kill anyone you pleased as long as you had their name and their face just be writing down their name in the death note. Oh the death notes, and black notebooks. The paper the guy is writing on in the picture was ripped out of the death note.
User avatar #77 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
ohh I've never actually seen Death Note but after I replied I kinda figured it out
User avatar #78 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It's one of my favorites, I'd highly recommend it.
User avatar #79 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
yea it sounds cool, ill check it out maybe tonight
User avatar #81 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Here, this is a good place to watch it.

www.vizanime.com/ep/664-deathnote-1
User avatar #85 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
that links only got ep 33+ I found one with all 37 dubbed
User avatar #83 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
What the heck, my link drops you at episode 33, let me fix that.
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #88 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It has been a while since I've watched it, I guess the site updated making my link old.
User avatar #90 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only on the first episode and im liking it
User avatar #91 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
I should watch it again. Glad you are enjoying it!
User avatar #103 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
out of purple lines holy shit this L guy is good
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Yup, L is great.
User avatar #92 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only problem is im on an extremley old and shitty Mac right now and the graphics card is so outdated that when playing videos the entire computer stutters randomly for like 3-5 seconds.
User avatar #93 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Well that's no fun.
User avatar #76 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
are black notebooks* my bad.
#80 - natural selection  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Check Mate -1
User avatar #134 - rapsuskiller (07/21/2013) [-]
I love how people say "natural selection" like they are assuming they wouldn´t be in the group of people selected (to die, of course)
I also love how I´m typing this like I´m assuming I wouldn´t be in that group too
User avatar #138 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
im saying that the people who are smart enough to know what underaged drinking would do would not die. including me
User avatar #139 - rapsuskiller (07/21/2013) [-]
I know, I was just ranting. Ignore me.
#69 - oh no i was testing the black daddy filter, not the loophole  [+] (21 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan 0
#70 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh! apologies!
User avatar #72 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
you better be sorry bitch
#73 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
burtgasm, was it?
User avatar #74 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
im having a hard time understanding what you're trying to say
User avatar #75 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Death Note reference. In Death Note, if you had a death note, you could kill anyone you pleased as long as you had their name and their face just be writing down their name in the death note. Oh the death notes, and black notebooks. The paper the guy is writing on in the picture was ripped out of the death note.
User avatar #77 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
ohh I've never actually seen Death Note but after I replied I kinda figured it out
User avatar #78 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It's one of my favorites, I'd highly recommend it.
User avatar #79 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
yea it sounds cool, ill check it out maybe tonight
User avatar #81 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Here, this is a good place to watch it.

www.vizanime.com/ep/664-deathnote-1
User avatar #85 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
that links only got ep 33+ I found one with all 37 dubbed
User avatar #83 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
What the heck, my link drops you at episode 33, let me fix that.
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #88 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It has been a while since I've watched it, I guess the site updated making my link old.
User avatar #90 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only on the first episode and im liking it
User avatar #91 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
I should watch it again. Glad you are enjoying it!
User avatar #103 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
out of purple lines holy shit this L guy is good
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Yup, L is great.
User avatar #92 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only problem is im on an extremley old and shitty Mac right now and the graphics card is so outdated that when playing videos the entire computer stutters randomly for like 3-5 seconds.
User avatar #93 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Well that's no fun.
User avatar #76 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
are black notebooks* my bad.
#67 - black daddy i wanna try  [+] (23 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Addy chan 0
User avatar #68 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Better luck next time.
User avatar #69 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh no i was testing the black daddy filter, not the loophole
#70 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh! apologies!
User avatar #72 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
you better be sorry bitch
#73 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
burtgasm, was it?
User avatar #74 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
im having a hard time understanding what you're trying to say
User avatar #75 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Death Note reference. In Death Note, if you had a death note, you could kill anyone you pleased as long as you had their name and their face just be writing down their name in the death note. Oh the death notes, and black notebooks. The paper the guy is writing on in the picture was ripped out of the death note.
User avatar #77 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
ohh I've never actually seen Death Note but after I replied I kinda figured it out
User avatar #78 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It's one of my favorites, I'd highly recommend it.
User avatar #79 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
yea it sounds cool, ill check it out maybe tonight
User avatar #81 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Here, this is a good place to watch it.

www.vizanime.com/ep/664-deathnote-1
User avatar #85 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
that links only got ep 33+ I found one with all 37 dubbed
User avatar #83 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
What the heck, my link drops you at episode 33, let me fix that.
User avatar #86 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #88 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
It has been a while since I've watched it, I guess the site updated making my link old.
User avatar #90 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only on the first episode and im liking it
User avatar #91 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
I should watch it again. Glad you are enjoying it!
User avatar #103 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
out of purple lines holy shit this L guy is good
User avatar #176 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Yup, L is great.
User avatar #92 - burtgasm (07/21/2013) [-]
only problem is im on an extremley old and shitty Mac right now and the graphics card is so outdated that when playing videos the entire computer stutters randomly for like 3-5 seconds.
User avatar #93 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Well that's no fun.
User avatar #76 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
are black notebooks* my bad.
#81 - god damn it now I want this show to be back 07/21/2013 on ed edd n whats his name 0
#10 - "the long answer is **** no"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2013 on But who let the dogs out +37
#19 - eddymolly (07/21/2013) [-]
#9 - ctrl+shift+4 saves the need for cropping 07/21/2013 on But who let the dogs out +3
#36 - damn that's a lot of words 07/21/2013 on Embarrasing story time. +1
#20 - boku no pico 07/20/2013 on I guess that rumor is true +3
#199 - oh my god your comment really ******* hurt my brain. 07/20/2013 on Daww +9
#69 - Fawdz 07/19/2013 on The "420" Fathers 0
#581093 - gimme gimme gimme 07/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#43 - dont worry. I'm pretty sure he's 3 million votes ahead of second place 07/18/2013 on Charles is #1 0
#29 - silly anon you're gay remember 07/18/2013 on She wants the D! 0
#28 - I need to ask you something and I want you to be tot… 07/18/2013 on She wants the D! +3
#21 - well... creativity is good 07/18/2013 on Damn youngsters 0
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Link +1
#38 - disappointed (07/23/2013) [-]
only you.
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on He Strikes Again +2
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2013) [-]
No shit, he said it. Who else's opinion would it be?
#27 - looks like cats are from hell 07/18/2013 on There everywhere 0
#49 - Vsauce! Michael here, bacon is delicious, but what is bacon? 07/17/2013 on Tumblr 0
#57 - i've seen 2 of his gifs, i want more  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2013 on creationism 0
User avatar #63 - mads (07/17/2013) [-]
check out his vine. They are fucking hilarious. And his twitter
User avatar #65 - rymanthirteen (07/17/2013) [-]
Not to forget his music, and his TV show
#194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2013) [-]
his music is shit
User avatar #66 - mads (07/17/2013) [-]
I meant like just for stuff like this. But yeah his YouTube channel and live shows are the dogs bollocks.
User avatar #68 - rymanthirteen (07/17/2013) [-]
He's an insanely funny guy, big fan haha
#188 - before you let him go bring him to the doorstep of that faggot…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Op the miraculously living... +1
User avatar #233 - priestoftheoldones (07/17/2013) [-]
The parent would probably just get mad at OP. A parent that would let a kid shoot fucking birds is a bad parent. If you are going to let your kid shoot a BB gun, give the little shit a god damn target.
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User avatar #75 - mlghwnt (08/07/2013) [-]
stickied
lel fagget wat you doin here
#76 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
wat.jpeg
User avatar #79 to #78 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
who are you and why am i in your friends list
#80 to #79 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
oh you dont remember, thats fine
oh you dont remember, thats fine
User avatar #81 to #80 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
im actually really want to know how i know you
#82 to #81 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
its fine all go away now, sorry for bothering you darling
User avatar #83 to #82 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
by the use of darling I'm guessing you're toomanyusernames?
#84 to #83 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
yes?
yes?
User avatar #85 to #84 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
oh
#92 to #91 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
and why was it nessesary to show me that
User avatar #93 to #92 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
because it's sexy
#94 to #93 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
to you maybe i prefer muscle
#95 to #94 - burtgasm (09/14/2013) [-]
come with me if you want to lift
#96 to #95 - hellscythe ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
hmmm
User avatar #72 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #73 to #72 - burtgasm (08/05/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #74 to #73 - helpmeplz (08/05/2013) [-]
ty ^^
User avatar #69 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait? Are you the burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #70 to #69 - burtgasm (07/30/2013) [-]
how many burtgasms are there?
User avatar #71 to #70 - whiteboitrollin (07/30/2013) [-]
lol Only one that I know of.
User avatar #65 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #67 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
oh looks like you're spamming
User avatar #66 to #65 - burtgasm (07/12/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #57 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey can I have some of your items? That is if they're up for trade
User avatar #58 to #57 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
what do you want I don't really collect items anymore
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Just the RITS
User avatar #60 to #59 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
sure wynaut
User avatar #61 to #60 - angelooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, will send trade
User avatar #62 to #61 - burtgasm (07/09/2013) [-]
transaction complete
User avatar #36 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Are you the Burtgasm I think you are?
User avatar #37 to #36 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
Only if you believe

I don't get asked this a lot
User avatar #38 to #37 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm a really big fan of yours.
User avatar #39 to #38 - burtgasm (06/17/2013) [-]
why thank you, did you have a burtgasm when you saw me here?
User avatar #40 to #39 - stuffandotherstuff ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
Yes I did, I'm still kinda freaking out.
#25 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
Are you the same burtgasm as on youtube?I must know
User avatar #26 to #25 - burtgasm (06/03/2013) [-]
only if you believe.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kfcmaster (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what to believe anymore!
User avatar #20 - oxadelore (05/27/2013) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
awww dat's sweet
User avatar #23 to #22 - burtgasm (05/27/2013) [-]
Why do you like me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - oxadelore (05/28/2013) [-]
Mostly for your username and profile picture. But also because you're a sexy beast
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