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#95 - Being half-snek doesn't that mean she has a cloaca?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on I heard we are into this +7
#245 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 - rollmeanddie (11/24/2014) [-]
A half cloaca
#9 - I've never played the game (because I'm a big babby who just h… 11/23/2014 on Kitchen 0
#1 - Oh look, you posted some cont-  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on BB plz go +1
#2 - thememegod (11/23/2014) [-]
You will never be let down of the Apocalypse you caused.

Prepare for Judgement Day.
#13 - Killer robots? I just see cuddly animals that can have some ha… 11/23/2014 on He may not be ready for freddy +4
#9 - C'mon OP, gonna post some sweet content without crediting the …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on He may not be ready for freddy +8
User avatar #12 - superblade (11/23/2014) [-]
I will just stick you
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#50 - thanks m8 11/22/2014 on Victory +1
#47 - What does she say in the game? I don't play dark souls c…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Victory +2
User avatar #51 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
"Who art thou?
One of us thou art not.
If you accidentally stepped to this world,
jump down from the plank and hurry home" Can't remember exact words

Then she also says that if you are seeking her, your wishes shall not be granted. or something
User avatar #49 - karenoniks (11/22/2014) [-]
"Who art thou?
One of us, thou art not.
If thou hast misstepped into this world,
plunge down from the plank, and hurry home.
If thou seekest I,
thine desires shall be requited not."

She is also the only boss that doesn't attack you straight away and let's you escape by plunging down the arena (like in the last panel).
#55 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
I love your profile picture
User avatar #58 - karenoniks (11/22/2014) [-]
It's Faye Artemis from Shapeshifters, porn comic drawn by Lemon Font.
User avatar #79 - dalgaard (11/22/2014) [-]
Wtf is the comic by a dane?
User avatar #59 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
I know
User avatar #66 - floran (11/22/2014) [-]
Everyone knows
I love it
User avatar #67 - sirfapaton (11/22/2014) [-]
The story is pretty touching. It has such a great plot
#80 - karenoniks (11/22/2014) [-]
It was also pretty sad, especially at this moment
MC says goodbye after this
User avatar #87 - sirfapaton (11/23/2014) [-]
But they did end up together. And it was adorable
User avatar #50 - burpateer (11/22/2014) [-]
thanks m8
#21 - grabbin' peelz 11/21/2014 on The Graveyard Shift +13
#34 - This one got me good 11/21/2014 on Flithy Ganji 0
#10 - word for word that would be "bitch mother" there…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Blaxican +2
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User avatar #28 - imadeanaccountforu (11/20/2014) [-]
Joder? To fuck? like i have heard the expression que la joder? Which i can only assume means what the fuck.
User avatar #18 - victorydanceofc (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - autonomous (11/20/2014) [-]
"chingon" would be the closest thing I've heard to the effect of "fucker".
User avatar #27 - Ashtaroth (11/20/2014) [-]
I had a 70ish year old lady as a Spanish teacher in high school. One day, we set aside the books and did a lesson on cursing in Spanish. She pointed out that "Fuck you!" does not actually have a translation, that Chingon/Chingada was as close as it gets, but the word is literally "pubic hair". So really, yelling Chinga tu Madre would come closer to a gardening/hygiene concept than anything sexual. " Weed your back yard, it looks like a jungle!" "Pube your mom, shit looks like a jungle!". Silly Spanish, lacking the most versatile word in existence.
User avatar #35 - btlzpln (11/20/2014) [-]
Chingón/chingada/chingar has a lot of uses and none of them means "pubic hair". We even have a whole dictionary for that word
User avatar #37 - Ashtaroth (11/20/2014) [-]
Good to know my Hispanic Spanish teacher didn't know Spanish.... Oh well. I can still effectively order food at Burger King.
User avatar #33 - erikus (11/20/2014) [-]
Well maybe not in the American Spanish but here in Europe we do have a equivalent to "fuck you" and it's "Que te jodan" being "Joder" the verb "Fuck". But if you want to use the verb fuck as sexual intercouse you should use "Follar". While "Joder" isn't wrong for that meaning as well, it'd sound weird.

Nowadays we're also using "Que te follen" (from the verb "Follar") as "Fuck you" so it gets easier to you as it's just 1 word as "Fuck".

And for the motherfucker thing, yeah we don't have a word or expression for that. We'd use another insult or just "Hijo de puta".
User avatar #34 - Ashtaroth (11/20/2014) [-]
HAHA! Awesome. I'm totally going to confuse my Mexican friends by using Spanish against their Spanish!
#46 - themajesticsnail (11/20/2014) [-]
You have to know that the spanish spoken on Spain uses a lot of words not used on other countries. Same with Mexico, Chile, Argentina. Is usual between these countries to mock eachother. It would be like talking british-like in America. Yeah, people will understand you, but it would be weird and uncommon.
User avatar #26 - bitchezgonnabitch (11/20/2014) [-]
"Chinga" would be the closest thing to the word "fuck", right? Seeing as how "chinga tu madre" translates to "fuck your mother."
#23 - themajesticsnail (11/20/2014) [-]
Only used in... maybe 2 or 3 of the nearly 40 countries that speak spanish.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - burpateer (10/10/2014) [-]
This is a gift from the gods
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So hi...
#5 to #4 - burpateer (10/10/2014) [-]
I see your Valentine, and raise you a Ms. Fortune
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Better than tasting of cat food or formaldehyde.
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You can talk about my waifu's feline attributes all you want, but at least mine don't have the personality of a freezer
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