burpateer

Rank #928 on Comments
burpateer Avatar Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
Offline
Send mail to burpateer Block burpateer Invite burpateer to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: BigBand'sBrassHand
Consoles Owned: Mac (yeah laugh away i deserve it), Xbox 360, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: Skullgirls, Team Fortress 2, Halo, Payday 2, Pokemans
X-box Gamertag: ChonchoMann
Interests: undead cat women who make glorious puns
Date Signed Up:4/07/2013
Last Login:1/27/2015
Location:California
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2506
Comment Ranking:#928
Highest Content Rank:#1408
Highest Comment Rank:#910
Content Thumbs: 1710 total,  1899 ,  189
Comment Thumbs: 2945 total,  3012 ,  67
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Content Views:89979
Times Content Favorited:321 times
Total Comments Made:615
FJ Points:3762
Favorite Tags: Big Band (2) | dance (2) | Skullgirls (2) | swing (2)

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny videos

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

youtube videos

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#1033 - Of course, baybay 3 hours ago on PERSONALITY SURVEY +1
#101 - May God have mercy and Zach's throat 5 hours ago on More Dank WebMs #2 +1
#603 - Basic Statistics: Age: 19 Nationality: American (Mex…  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on PERSONALITY SURVEY +6
#1017 - chaoticlaw (3 hours ago) [-]
>having me as a favorite












I'm so sorry.
#1033 - burpateer (3 hours ago) [-]
Of course, baybay
#908 - waffermelone (4 hours ago) [-]
daww... i'm on a favorite user's list best day ever
well... here i go
Basic Statistics:
Age:19 (i'll make 20 in 2 weeks)
Nationality: Brazil (most of my family is Italian)
Gender: male
Hometown: Espirito Santo (Estate)
Occupation: Student (Computer Engineering)
Talents/Skills: i cant do shit
Birth order: what?
Sexual orientation: Confederacy of Independent Systems (C.I.S.)
Any romance in your life? (describe relationship): nope (i guess my hands doesent count )
Physical Characteristics
Mascot (provide a picture if possible): if my sister's dog count. a male shi-tsu
Height: about 47Kg (yea i'm light as fock)
Weight: got no idea, maybe about 1.65 or 1.70 Meters
Eye Color: BLU
Hair Color: light brown, dark blonde (dunno)
Do you wear glasses or contact lenses? nah
Habits: FJ
Health: i'm thin as fuck
Hobbies: FJ and vidya (i started watching anime a few months ago, but i'm not a big fan)
Favorite Sayings: dunno...
Disabilities: Sickle-cell disease (fuck me)
Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): i'm quiet guy (dont talk much)
Greatest flaw: talk less than i should
Best quality: that is a hard question...

Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes
Short-term goals in life: honestly i dont know
Long-term goals in life: i always wanted to work with computers, but after i entered college i am not really sure of this
How do you see yourself? in the mirror... jk i see myself as a loser
How do you believe you are perceived by others? just another guy (nothing is special)
How self-confident are you? not much
What are you obsessed with?: vidya and FJ
Are you ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? both but more logic than emotion
What would most embarrass you? talk in public? (not sure, but i guess is would be more embarrassing to talk in front of my family, i dont really like most of them (i'm not talking about mom,dad and sis, i'm talking about cousins and aunts and uncles)
Who is your favorite user on FJ? that is a hard queston but i guess burpateer is a cool guy, even with the fact that i didint talked much with him (and anybody else in this list) there is also lightingmike (looks like a cool guy too), raptorjesusdiedfor, itsthetie, psychadelicace (the FJ biggest living legend ), captainwow, xskullgirlsx, Hitcher, thelizardlord
Music:
Favorite type of music? THRAS METAL (but my favoutire band is Ensiferum (not thrash metal))
If you could have any song played during an FJ Party, what would it be? anyone is fine, i started to get a little bit more open minded about music lately

i'm ugly as fock imo
#1118 - lightingmike (1 hour ago) [-]
#918 - xskullgirlsx (4 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit I have two people who like me
New record
#911 - raptorjesusdiedfor (4 hours ago) [-]
I love you too
#324 - yep, most palettes from this game are based on alike character… 6 hours ago on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#239 - better late than never right? 11 hours ago on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#11 - Do NPC's drown?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Guards 0
User avatar #12 - simonjiha (01/23/2015) [-]
depends on their hp, the length of the fight, and if theyre important to the plot of the story
#89 - Picture 01/22/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +2
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +9
#184 - AnonsForSure (01/23/2015) [-]
#85 - Picture 01/22/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +8
#84 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +4
User avatar #194 - fekke (01/23/2015) [-]
Whats the song that is remixed in this one?
#218 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
syrsa yonk Syrsa-Syrsa-Yonk

user's channels

Join Subscribe cr1tikal
Join Subscribe freddy
Join Subscribe skullgirls
Join Subscribe tf2
Join Subscribe videogames

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#10 - waffies ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
****					 m8 i dunno why ya summoned me, but thanks for the sudden song interlude
**** m8 i dunno why ya summoned me, but thanks for the sudden song interlude
#11 to #10 - burpateer (12/05/2014) [-]
Whaddya mean "why?" You're the man of the dance! wouldn't be a dance thread withoutcha m8
Whaddya mean "why?" You're the man of the dance! wouldn't be a dance thread withoutcha m8
#12 to #11 - waffies ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
well, glad im able to entertain
well, glad im able to entertain
User avatar #3 to #2 - burpateer (10/10/2014) [-]
This is a gift from the gods
#4 to #3 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
So hi...
#5 to #4 - burpateer (10/10/2014) [-]
I see your Valentine, and raise you a Ms. Fortune
#8 to #7 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Better than tasting of cat food or formaldehyde.
#9 to #8 - burpateer (10/11/2014) [-]
You can talk about my waifu's feline attributes all you want, but at least mine don't have the personality of a freezer
 Friends (0)