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User avatar #12 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
"Not going about it the right way", huh?
Well, I have been cheering up two or three random people every day. I'm sure that's wrong.

By the way, I don't think it helps your point to tell me I'm backing out of questions, and then back out when I offer to answer them.
User avatar #13 to #12 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
If you want to answer them then you can go read through and pick them out. I personally dont care that much.
User avatar #14 to #13 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
Well if you don't care, then I'm inclined to return your apathy, but don't mistake that for backing out. I'll happily answer your questions.
But how about you answer one of mine?
I'd like to know how you know exactly what I've been doing to practice my evangelism.
How is it you've deduced this, and what have you deduced?
User avatar #15 to #14 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Well I've "deduced" that you aren't trying very hard to convert my faith, and you don't get breaks, either you devote your life to what you believe or you don't. Anything else is hypocrisy.
User avatar #16 to #15 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm quite devoted to my faith.
And why would I try to convert you?
You told me you were a youth minister.
Were you lying?
User avatar #18 to #16 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Let me clarify I am not atheist, but im closer to atheist than christian.
User avatar #17 to #16 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
I am a youth leader, but i'm atheist, I kinda figured you would have gotten that by this point.
User avatar #19 to #17 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
How can you be an athiest (or colose to one) and be a youth leader?

Are you even qualifed to teach kids?
User avatar #20 to #19 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, like I said, I teach them about just being a good person. When they have questions of faith I send them to another leader.
User avatar #21 to #20 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
With all due respect, stop calling yourself a youth leader, at least not a christian one.

You can be a teacher, and that's fine, but you fail in your job as a christian example to those kids.
User avatar #22 to #21 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
You make assumptions on things you really dont know about. Even without faith I'm a better christian than most of the "christians" I've met. I dont pretend to teach faith or christianity. I guide them to have strong moral fiber and be a good person. and I know for a fact that I know more about the religion than the majority of people who claim to have faith. You dont have to be christian to guide youth.
User avatar #23 to #22 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
You don't have to be a christian to guide youth, no.

but if you want to instruct as a faith leader, then you ought to know what you're talking about.

That's all I have to say.
User avatar #24 to #23 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, again, I do know a good bit about the faith, more than most people I meet who claim to actually follow the faith. And I never called myself a faith leader, I called myself a youth leader.
User avatar #25 to #24 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
I know you'll continue to do what you want, and there's nothing I can do to stop you, so just carry on.

Oh and, try to keep your accusations about strangers to a minimum.
(I.E. telling me I wasn't going about spreading my faith in the right way)
User avatar #26 to #25 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Nice hypocrisy. And I was going off of what you've said in this conversation, which hasnt really screamed "join my faith."
User avatar #27 to #26 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
I was under the impression that you were already of my faith at the time, and like you, I was only going off of what you had told me up to that point.
User avatar #28 to #27 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
The conversation started with "I see bronies like i see Christians. Im fine with your opinions, until you try to shove them all up in my face" How does that paint me as a christian?
User avatar #29 to #28 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
You told me you were a youth leader. I'll admit you're pretty confusing, only revealing things as they become advantageous.

I'm going to say two VERY unchristian things before I just forget this whole ****** incident (there was one)

The other is, the way you talk, I don't WANT you as a part of my faith. that's why my words have been less than welcoming.

There I'm done. I'll be on my way, and have no more to do with you.
User avatar #30 to #29 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Haha, have fun being a hypocrite brother.
User avatar #31 to #30 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
And you as well.
User avatar #36 to #31 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
You got me wrong, I don't think your scum. I have absolutely no problem with you. I don't want you leaving thinking that at all. I just call people on things i disagree with or just plain contrasts with something they've already said. I can promise you i'm not as bad as you think I am. I've just had a lot of people get on me and insult me for my believes, so I grown to fight back pretty strong when someone assumes the moral highground because of their faith. I am honestly sorry if i have upset you. I didnt mean for this to grow beyond a friendly discussion.
User avatar #37 to #36 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to have exploded like that. Insulting and angering people is really my least favorite thing to do. I prefer to spread cheer, when I can.

Perhaps it's best if I just ignore you. I'll admit, I've been pestered about my faith a LOT as well, and it's pretty hard to turn off the fight instinct.
User avatar #34 to #31 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
I fling that word around because it defines a substantial percentage of your faith.
User avatar #35 to #34 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm going to do another thing I hate....

Whatever. I just don't fuvcking care anymore. If your goal was get me stop arguing by enraging me to the point where all I want is for you to stop, then it's worked. Honestly, you talk about trying to live a moral life, but the things you say make me want to punch you in the face every time I see the notification pop up.

For the sake of my own sanity, why don't we just agree to disagree. you think I'm scum. I can't accept that, but I guess I'll have to. Just do it your way, and I'll do it mine.

i hope I never have to meet you in the real world.
User avatar #32 to #31 - burningmonkblood (08/31/2012) [-]
Well... I'm not being a hypocrite... but okay
User avatar #33 to #32 - redwolfradolf (08/31/2012) [-]
Neither am I, but I thought since you were so intent on flinging that word around....
#1 - LeoLopez (11/26/2010) [-]
um is any one there?
User avatar #2 to #1 - burningmonkblood (11/26/2010) [-]
#3 to #2 - LeoLopez (11/26/2010) [-]
but your account says your on?
User avatar #4 to #3 - burningmonkblood (11/26/2010) [-]
Hmmm, i guess it does
#5 to #4 - LeoLopez (11/26/2010) [-]
oh yeah hear i have a telegram for you from someone named Mariks
User avatar #6 to #5 - burningmonkblood (11/26/2010) [-]
I know no Mariks
#7 to #6 - LeoLopez (11/26/2010) [-]
well it reads where are you i havent seen you since 09
User avatar #8 to #7 - burningmonkblood (11/26/2010) [-]
Oh ya, that random mariks guy, i forgot about him
#9 to #8 - LeoLopez (11/26/2010) [-]
well you're talking to him right now
User avatar #10 to #9 - burningmonkblood (11/26/2010) [-]
y u sad? we had never talked prior to this had we?
#11 to #10 - LeoLopez (11/26/2010) [-]
im sorry what were we talking about
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