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#28 - Picture 11/19/2014 on 360 No Scoped +5
#7 - Actually that's a pretty good punch. Opposite foot forward, ar…  [+] (24 new replies) 11/19/2014 on hahaha black people +74
#35 - kez (11/19/2014) [-]
Why is this getting so many likes?

If you have ever done any kind of martial arts you would know this isnt a good punch.

You keep your wrist straight (back of hand in line with your forearm), not bent like this picture, because if you make a good connection you wil break your fingers and potentially your wrist as well since you are putting a majority of the force on your wrist joint not throughout your whole arm.

And a broken wrist and fingers on one of your arms isn't "the least of your worries". You have just heavily crippled one of your limbs for the rest of the fight.

He is also too far away from his target to throw the punch, so he wont make a powerful connection, but a glancing blow. You know the other guy didnt partially dodge it because his legs are side by side, his back is relatively straight so he didnt lean out of it and he isnt in the air having just jumped back to try to dodge it.

Source: Karate 8 years, Taekwondo 2 years & kick boxing 1 year.
#44 - wreckedcar (11/19/2014) [-]
karate s a joke, taekwondo is ok but you only did it 2 years so youre still a beginner and 1 year is nothing

stick to something or you will never get better
#54 - kez (11/19/2014) [-]
I did karate 6 years, started and Taekwondo for 2 years while still doing karate then got super ill.

I started Kick boxing a year ago because my health improved enough for me to do some physical activity and I obviously wasnt in shape to go straight back into training with other people of 8 years experience and I felt like something new.

The form of how to punch and kick and why is taught within the first hour of most martial arts training. This is super basics, I could have put "I have done 2 hours of (random martial art) before" and I would be over qualified to correct this...
User avatar #48 - neokun (11/19/2014) [-]
Thinking any kind of martial art is a joke automatically renders your opinion invalid.
#53 - wreckedcar (11/19/2014) [-]

its karate
#55 - kez (11/19/2014) [-]
Please don't tell me you do boxing
#56 - wreckedcar (11/19/2014) [-]
no no

i am a pussy i dont like getting punched

i only do grappling
#58 - kez (11/19/2014) [-]
Good. Too many people take up boxing for fun / amateur, and thats cool, but if you're not semi-pro or pro you just an amatuer at a fighting style that purposely doesnt involve a lot of super effect actions because they are dangerous and would end fights too quickly/brutally and dont use legs.

Don't get me wrong, lot of respect for pro boxers and the like, just the amatuer meatheads who think cos they can punch a bag they can take most people when tbh a lot of other martial arts are more effective, especially at amatuer level, since boxing has been turned more into a sport than a full on martial art. Not to say a mixture of boxing with other styles isnt super effective.

What ever man
#59 - wreckedcar (11/19/2014) [-]
id like to think grappling is way more effective at amateur lvl

but i have no idea

tbh i really only do that as a hobby and a sport. i dont like ppl getting too obsessed with it and especially those ppl only talking about street fights. there are so many of those mostly newbie idiots always askin the instructor if you could use this or that on the street.
#34 - guicosta (11/19/2014) [-]
Opposite foot forward isn't what you should do... it should be from the same side.
User avatar #27 - ieatbengay (11/19/2014) [-]
you can't tell any of that from the picture, he could just as easily have been stumbling backwards as he punched
User avatar #12 - Kairyuka (11/19/2014) [-]
But if you're in a real fight, you're probably not going to want a hand full of broken fingers after one punch.
User avatar #18 - Killerwale (11/19/2014) [-]
true dat but look at those chubby cheeks he's punching, probly cushioned it a bit.
User avatar #19 - Kairyuka (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh by the way, ever heard of Fighter's Bite? Yeah you don't wanna punch someone in the face unless you know what you're doing and/or wearing gloves.
User avatar #20 - Killerwale (11/19/2014) [-]
true, but look at his face, he ain't doing nuthing but sleeping after that
User avatar #21 - Kairyuka (11/19/2014) [-]
Yeah and the puncher will probably have at least one broken finger. Fun times
User avatar #22 - Killerwale (11/19/2014) [-]
true, but then again not everyone punches hard enough to break ones own fingers (unless that guy was mad as fuck) but naturally it would hurt a lot, but breaking a finger is unlikely (unless his bones weren't blessed with calcium)
User avatar #25 - Kairyuka (11/19/2014) [-]
Or he punched him with retard strength, which, looking at the force ripples on that nigga's face, seems very likely
User avatar #26 - Killerwale (11/19/2014) [-]
true true but we wouldn't really know less we were there right after.
#10 - aceonfire (11/19/2014) [-]
It isn't just the knuckle placement. Look at his wrist. That takes a lot of power out of a punch, and risks spraining his wrist in the process.
User avatar #11 - plasticcup (11/19/2014) [-]
again you're fighting a person who is literally there to do you physical harm.

Breaking a wrist to breaks someones face is the list of your concern.
User avatar #49 - neokun (11/19/2014) [-]
How you supposed to continue throwing punches with that arm after fucking breaking it?
User avatar #51 - plasticcup (11/19/2014) [-]
Use your other arm duh.
User avatar #52 - neokun (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh you're not an idiot (maybe you are) your just trolling Ill move along now.
#136 - Picture 10/11/2014 on i heard rumors +4
#62 - I think you're missing the point here. We aren't happy because…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Factual Feminist +10
#427 - stalini (09/19/2014) [-]
No, you guys are the ones missing my point.
being logical is a norm, you should not applaud someone for not being super retarded
#65 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Legend of Korra: The Last... -1
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#8 - Ill start by saying that I realize this has added drama for TV…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on King Curtis 0
#18 - constipatedshrek (09/07/2014) [-]
The difference between you and them is that you are a football player. You exercise and most likely lift and do all of the good, physical stuff. That ham comet (Curtis) eats chicken nuggets like you, but does nothing to get rid of the excess weight. You are right about the demolition derby thing, though.
#25 - ^ this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on SPOILER Rock the Dragon 0
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#3 - Fairy Tail is my favorite anime. I refuse to hear other people…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Just Weeaboo things -6
#9 - elseano (08/20/2014) [-]
I like it too, but there's no need to be a prick. The only time where it is appropriate to say that your favorite anime is better than another's is when someone says they like book no pico.
User avatar #7 - captainprincess (08/20/2014) [-]
Other opnions otherwise?
People have the opinion that it's not your favourite?

#5 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
I tried to get into it but it was too boring. I forget how many episodes it was, somewhere around 7 or 8. One Piece is a vastly superior shounen anime.

But you are free to have whatever favorite anime that you want, even if it actually isn't the best.
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User avatar #19 - katarinaismywaifu (07/27/2014) [-]
So euphoric. 3edgy5me. *Tips fedora.* Give me a fucking break will ya you edgy scrublord you.
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#17 - glycogen (07/27/2014) [-]
You are a fucking idiot.

Enslaving 59 billion land animals in concentration camps is not part of the circle of life.

Humans are not even fucking omnivores.

I can only imagine how unhealthy and toxic you are.

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