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burgerpants

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:10/23/2015
Last Login:1/11/2016
Location:MTT Brand Burger Emporium
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7719
Highest Comment Rank:#7672
Comment Thumbs: 132 total,  134 ,  2
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 55 Comments: Sammich eater → Level 56 Comments: Sammich eater
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Total Comments Made:23
FJ Points:105
* You saw nothing, capiche?
* If anyone asks, I'm flipping burgers and not talking to you, little buddy. Especially if Mettaton asks.
* I'm dead meat if he found out, you hear me? Or at least fired.
* Gotta play it safe, kid.

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User avatar #1 - lametitan (10/24/2015) [-]
best account i seen yet
#2 to #1 - burgerpants (10/24/2015) [-]
* You haven't seen much then, little buddy.   
* Let me tell you something, spare you some disappointment.   
* Don't pursue your dreams, you'll end up flipping burgers for an ungrateful boss, probably for the rest of your miserable life.   
* ...don't tell Mettaton I said that. He'll cut my salary. Whatever is left of it.   
* Now scoot along, I'm not allowed to get chummy with customers unless they buy something.   
   
* Thanks though, little buddy. I'll remember this when I go big
* You haven't seen much then, little buddy.
* Let me tell you something, spare you some disappointment.
* Don't pursue your dreams, you'll end up flipping burgers for an ungrateful boss, probably for the rest of your miserable life.
* ...don't tell Mettaton I said that. He'll cut my salary. Whatever is left of it.
* Now scoot along, I'm not allowed to get chummy with customers unless they buy something.

* Thanks though, little buddy. I'll remember this when I go big
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