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#311 - hahahaha good ol addy 11/25/2014 on fuck you too reddit 0
#255 - So you're telling me you're the admin who originally created F…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on fuck you too reddit 0
User avatar #283 - wertologist (11/25/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's the same Admin since the ol' yellow/orange days. The other Admins were just him trying to troll.
User avatar #311 - bunt (11/25/2014) [-]
hahahaha good ol addy
#181 - But you're practically a ghost, or a poltergeist. No one can s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Two more choice games, by... +2
User avatar #183 - komandantmirkoo (11/24/2014) [-]
implying anyone on FJ isn't already lonely.

except admin. he gets all the bitches
#21 - Steve Irwin's last words were "I'm dying mate." He w… 11/19/2014 on Remember that parachute guy? +4
#9 - What if OP did something to deserve them saying this though, s…  [+] (44 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anon Gives the Cold Shoulder +71
#10 - starzero (11/19/2014) [-]
My ex left me after a 2 year relationship, we lived together and one night in bed she looked at me and said:"I don't see a future with you, I'm going back to live with my mum." And she did for a week or two I asked to speak to her and meet her to know WTF went through her mind she never explained, we exchanged a few word like "leaving you was the best decision I have even taken." And when I insisted on talking with her to know what I had done wrong or why did she left, she blocked me on FB and everywhere we could speak and her last text message was, if you try to contact me again, I'll call the police.

TL;DR: Bitches be crazy
User avatar #133 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/20/2014) [-]
All of my ex girlfriends have been reasonable, not insane people. I don't know what kind of psychos you guys have dates.
#153 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
That's the thing with crazy people, you don't know they are crazy until it's too late.
#97 - galiogolem (11/19/2014) [-]
Shit dude, you might make it seem light on yourself, but that must have been hard and saddening, hope you have better luck next time.
#142 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Damn, thank you brothers for the support! Yeah it almost been a year and I'm now with the most beautiful girl I have ever met So I regret nothing but yes, shit was harsh man. Imagine being with the girl you think you are going to spend the rest of your life with and then she changes and become everything she pretended to hate. I'm not sure I'll ever forgive her. Even if I try every day.
#83 - sammiemoore (11/19/2014) [-]
My bf broke up with me because I asked him to put me as his gf on facebook.
Then called me a bunch of nasty names.
Then threatened to call the police if I tried to talk to him again.
mfw
#143 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Shit happens, if it wasn't "FB official" it must not have been a very long time, even if I know that sometime you can get way too quickly attached to someone. In the end I've always seen those 2 years as "lost" because I had spend a lot of time teaching her about life (I am 2-3 years older than her) but see, I learned too in that process, even if only one thing. And this thing is, no matter how much you think that a person will always be there for you, don't take them for granted.
User avatar #159 - sammiemoore (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, we had just started dating for maybe a month when I asked him. And even getting him to put me on his facebook was a fight itself. So to me, it seemed he was hiding stuff from me. So I guess I dodged a bullet.
and yeah..I know how you feel...my relationship before this one was 2 1/2 years. And we still have to live with each other as of right now, and we broke up at the beginning of the year. He cheated on me, and just made me feel less then dirt. And I honestly still cant figure out what I did wrong to cause it. *shrugs* He's a child anyways, hes 5 yrs older then me but oh my god does he act like a child lol
User avatar #80 - saxtasticnick (11/19/2014) [-]
Sounds like she wanted it to be more dramatic than it was, hence why she didn't explain shit and threatened to call the cops if you contacted her. Fuck that.
#144 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I never appreciated drama. Why the fuck would someone pretend to be in a movie? I never got that.
User avatar #70 - SadKitty (11/19/2014) [-]
As someone in a 2 year relationship; this scares the fuck out of me
#145 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
It should, don't take your partner for granted, let my story be a lesson to you and surprise your love on everyday, tell her (him (I don't know your sex)) that you love her everyday and mean it. If you think that she will be there for the rest of your life, think again, you have to win her love everyday. It's what I'm doing with my actual girlfriend and it makes her happy of course but me also in the process, it keeps things fresh
User avatar #67 - instalation (11/19/2014) [-]
I didn't know you were the anon from the content posted.
#146 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm not, crazy bitches everywhere, man.
#44 - ratstroke (11/19/2014) [-]
My ex stopped talking to me randomly after i took her to london and had most of it paid (her mother was gonna pay half since it was for her bday but never did) and also gave her some expensive jewelry.
A week later she went pretty far away for uni (2 hour plane) and would reply every 5 hours or so when she could be bothered (we used to pay each other a lot of attention especially when were online to fucking begin with).
She says she needs some space.
She says she isnt happy anymore.
Tell her to decide yet, couldnt, so I broke up (didnt feel loved ).
Then it turned out that she started dating some dude she was flirting with over twitter for a couple of months.

She left a 3 year relationship for some twitter guy who ignored her 2 months later.

TLDR Bitches be crazy
#147 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Funny, my ex was going to London for a week with a guy to cosplay with and she felt like it would break our couple (she told me that 2 months before leaving) but promised she wasn't into him, I said that it was cool and if it would break our couple then it would happen at that moment... She didn't have to worry about it now. She went with him and to this day I'm pretty sure they banged.
#160 - ratstroke (11/20/2014) [-]
well you deserve better anyways so dont worry
User avatar #42 - kenshirokisame (11/19/2014) [-]
Kinda sounds like what im going through
#148 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Do you want to talk about it? PM me, I'll be glad to listen and be there for you man!
#28 - donthedon (11/19/2014) [-]
Dude, bitch was cheating on you and didn't want to tell you or for you to find out. So she blocked all possible avenues.
source: I did the same to my last GF
#149 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
I honestly don't think so, because I had cheated on her once and had told her and she forgave me (that happened like 1 year before the breakup) So I don't see why she would not want to say it to my face like I did, but then again, I have no idea why she behave like this. I have a lot of theory, because for the first 3 months after our breakup, I imagined so many scenarios of why she would do that... But I had to let it go, shit was driving me insane. So I concluded that she was crazy hence the bitches be crazy =D
#30 - wreckedcar (11/19/2014) [-]
you will burn for that
#150 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
You know, I never thought I would cheat on my partner, but shit happens sometime and yeah from experience I will tell you that the guilt of doing it kinda hurts more than being cheated on... it's kinda weird.
#137 - donthedon (11/20/2014) [-]
I hope I do. The guilt is insane, but self preservation comes first. im a bitch
User avatar #21 - landartheconqueror (11/19/2014) [-]
similar story, i was living with my GF of two years, when SHE kicked ME out of the apartment (cuzz her step-father was the landlord). she then proceeded to give me the old "i miss you, come over, sleep over tonight, let's have sex" crap, lead me on for two months pretending like everything was getting better, having romantic baths and going on dates and everything. then one day she said that she got drunk at a party and fucked some dude, and that i shouldn't be so upset about it because she was "a single, grown up woman who could do whatever [she] wanted". after a couple weeks of me ignoring and hating her, she started sending me texts about how much she misses me sooo much and regrets breaking up with me and wants me back. when i start to give her another chance, bam, starts sleeping with ANOTHER guy.
so yeah, bitches be crazy
#151 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
I had a similar experience with my first girlfriend, I had left her because I felt like I didn't loved her anymore, then when we broke up, of course I missed her like crazy so we saw each other for a while (3 months) and I said that I had made a mistake and she said she needed to rediscover our relation... Then she admitted she was seeing someone else at the same time, that she had slept with him the night I left and that she "had to give him a chance" so I stopped seeing her but shit man, roller coaster like this sucks hard.
#63 - steppeden (11/19/2014) [-]
Thank you for reminding me not to date women.
User avatar #139 - landartheconqueror (11/20/2014) [-]
just stick with having a dog. they can never emotionally betray you
#43 - wolfwithglasses (11/19/2014) [-]
"Us women have a right express our sexuality."
*guy cheats on girl*
"YOU FUCKING PIG I HOPE SOMEONE SHOVES YOUR DICK IN A BLENDER.......RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

God,please help the ladies ;~;
User avatar #140 - landartheconqueror (11/20/2014) [-]
that's definitely what it felt like. she only wanted me for the attention. as soon as someone else started giving her attention, she broke my heart. as soon as he stops giving her attention, it's all "i'm sorry, i was wrong, i miss you, i regret breaking up with you"
when i give her another chance, and another guy starts giving her attention, she leaves me again.
#155 - wolfwithglasses (11/20/2014) [-]
and that's why i have trust issues. this girl Valerie fucked my mind up so bad that i still don't have a girl...and im almost out of high school. i gave her my all and yet she goes and cheats on me,acts like it's okay, and tells me what she did. all the shit i gave her,i took it and left her with what she had before.
User avatar #157 - landartheconqueror (11/20/2014) [-]
thing is, this girl isn't the first girl to screw me over, either. or the first time that she's screwed me over in high school, i had a girlfriend that was the super jealous type and refused to let me have any of my other female friends. when she saw that i was still talking to them on MSN, she beat the shit out of my face. scratched up my face, my neck, slapped me, pulled my hair. all on christmas eve, too lol. and even after all of that, i still wanted to be with her, because i thought it was MY fault, that i deserved it
User avatar #158 - wolfwithglasses (11/20/2014) [-]
don't fall into that. That shit is fucked up.
#22 - landartheconqueror (11/19/2014) [-]
mfw she broke up with the bloke because he was too immature, and started texting me AGAIN saying how much she misses me
#103 - kristovsky (11/19/2014) [-]
Dude, once a cheater always a cheater. If a girl cheats on you, you pack your shit up, leave and never look back. They will ALWAYS betray you again given a second chance. They don't fucking learn.
#152 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
I don't believe this, I cheated on my ex once because I was pretty drunk and I felt like I wasn't ready to be in a relationship yet, but didn't want to throw away all the work we had put in that relationship and after doing so, I realized that the only girl I wanted and needed, was her. I have never cheated again after that. It made me love her so much more. It's weird I know.
#156 - kristovsky (11/20/2014) [-]
Notice how I said "girl". Now, dont get me wrong, I'm not a soggy knee-ist, but just from what I have seen, the type of girls who cheat are the scumbag ones.

Also, there is a difference between doing something when you are drunk and when you are sober. It's understandable that someone could make a mistake when they were drunk (I would still personally be furious though). But if some bitch goes "Yeah I've been cheating on you with xxx for 3 months now" then you drop them like a hat, because they are just the type that will always cheat.
#161 - starzero (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah cheating more than once with the same person then it can't be considerate a mistake anymore
User avatar #138 - landartheconqueror (11/20/2014) [-]
man, that wasn't a second chance i was giving her, that was like a fifth or sixth chance. not always cheating, but she's fucked me over a few times.
#38 - pepperoni (11/19/2014) [-]
Das muh content...
User avatar #39 - landartheconqueror (11/19/2014) [-]
good for you...
good for you
#41 - pepperoni (11/19/2014) [-]
Then... Then where is muh cookie?
#29 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
A FLYING fuck, if I'm not mistaken.
User avatar #20 - doctadoc (11/19/2014) [-]
I've had a similar situation, minus the police part. Though she did say she would call rape if I bothered her ever again.
#96 - Thankyou anon, each day it becomes more and more tempting but … 11/19/2014 on You know you do +3
#92 - Can proudly say despite being freakishly horny, ive never done…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on You know you do +4
#95 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
Never do it. As you said, you WILL regret it immediately after.
User avatar #96 - bunt (11/19/2014) [-]
Thankyou anon, each day it becomes more and more tempting but ill keep that in mind.
#46 - Back when trees in games were 2D like this. 11/18/2014 on There's a glitch in the matrix 0
#7 - I dont get it  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Starving 0
User avatar #8 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (11/17/2014) [-]
Table manners.
They are a bit useless overall, but you can score extra points when dining out with your boss or colleagues.
The proper way to handle this would be:
Sit up straight, sit square with hands in the lap and do not fidget. Do not put elbows on the table.
User avatar #9 - GnRNoD (11/17/2014) [-]
I thought we got over that as a society, and accepted the fact that although certain manners are not only polite but usefull others are just snob bitches standar...
#46 - I think the point of saying "A mums autistic son" in… 11/15/2014 on Description Babez 0

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User avatar #9 - katarinaismywaifu (11/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - lordbrutaleddie (04/06/2014) [-]
Sorry for the mention pal, Just said some guys name with "bunt" in it.

Adding me won't get you on that thread if it means anything
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Oh that's cool man, just added you to see what the **** the comment was haha
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I'm gonna add you anyway

Who knows

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**** sake I was supposed to add Voiceofredemption, oh well.

I'll take your body on anyway.
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If you wanna be a part of friendly then you can

It's pretty much a board that used to be a brony board, but mostly everyone realized how autistic it was and have moved on to anime and stuff.

It's pretty cool I guess, Mods are strict though
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I don't watch anime
#7 to #6 - lordbrutaleddie (04/06/2014) [-]
Well everyone to their own   
   
It's not an anime board in particular, It's just a board where people talk really.   
   
You'll see all sorts there.
Well everyone to their own

It's not an anime board in particular, It's just a board where people talk really.

You'll see all sorts there.
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Look Mayne, I just came here to browse.
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