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#169 - let me see your papers. 11/15/2013 on Typical Top Gear... +2
#84 - this picture is wrong. florida is arguably the most ***…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Typical Top Gear... +1
User avatar #238 - rhiaanor (11/15/2013) [-]
why do you think Arizona is bad? I must know what you hate about my people. It's the Indians and Mexicans, isn't it?
#258 - bummerdrummer (11/16/2013) [-]
well not so much its people as the the elected officials. I dont approve of a lot of the crazy laws they pass. plus its always hot as balls
User avatar #262 - rhiaanor (11/16/2013) [-]
it's dry heat though, I've lived in both Arizona and Missouri, gets almost the same temperature, but in Missouri you're also soggy while you're hot. And I'm not big into politics, but I do know the senator wants to look good, so to balance out Arizona's debt or whatever you call it, she cut down public education. Which despite my no longer being a student, still pisses me off, as it's a short term solution bound to cause an even lower economy later on. Oh and also because it's a good way to fuck people.
#206 - averagewhitekid (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey, Florida is the best brah
User avatar #129 - crimsontyyde (11/15/2013) [-]
It's not THAT bad here in Arizona.
#169 - bummerdrummer (11/15/2013) [-]
let me see your papers.
User avatar #126 - fuzzysixx (11/15/2013) [-]
Arizona master race reporting in.
#28 - or you could make a friend and have them pick you up/ drop off…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #60 - reginleif (11/15/2013) [-]
where can I get these "friends" of which you speak? 0.o
#68 - bummerdrummer (11/16/2013) [-]
#111 - I'm a lefty with small utensils inb4 like your penis? … 11/15/2013 on Problems 0
#128 - If i was there i would just say to him "well what did you… 11/13/2013 on the one time i needed a... +1
#41 - the sound of several cans of soda cracking open at once. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Sounds we love 0
User avatar #71 - unicornmangina (11/12/2013) [-]
oh god I thought I was the only one
#38 - I played the **** out oblivion when the 360 came … 11/12/2013 on AWKWARD ZOMBIE TES-comics... 0
#34 - someone please convince me to play skyrim again. It's…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2013 on AWKWARD ZOMBIE TES-comics... 0
User avatar #55 - theviusking (11/12/2013) [-]
Well I felt the same there and stopped playing for a while, honestly I just got back into it a few days ago, I just chose a fun sounding class, like make up a name or think of one you've heard throughout your life like... "Demon Hunter" or "Templar" and try to make a build for that character and just play with it, and to start off the game without the same boring ass opening of go here, do the barrow, go to the castle, blahdiblah. Go west, Go east, hell close your eyes, spin and walk forward after exiting the first cave, just go with the flow as if you are actually adventuring, kill anything, go in ever cave, and avoid any major questline like "The Dark Brotherhood", "The Companions" or the "Thieve's guild". Just try to get the most of the game. It wasn't meant for the questline but to explore and find secrets and rare weapons. Why not the next time you play make something of a build thats cool or weird and just go, try not to use fast travel because it makes the game boring and unchallenging, and if you don't want to backtrack take another route back, like a longer way or a shortcut, hell make the difficulty higher for a challenge, do things you haven't done in the game. Next time, aim to defeat and clear E-V-E-R-Y dungeon in the game! It sound tasking and boring but hell, then that means you've cleared Skyrim of all of it's foes and cleaned the country. Then if you can finally say you are done with the game forever.. (Just to pick it back up within a few months!).

I don't know how that will help or if it even will but it's a try.

Tl;Dr: Either read it or just don't play the game, as I've answered almost every problem this game has. Almost.
#54 - anonexplains (11/12/2013) [-]
Don't, it is the same shit again.
User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot (11/12/2013) [-]
Make a ridiculous character. Like, Light Armor Warhammer, Heavy Armor Duel Maces, that kind of thing.
User avatar #37 - jaevel (11/12/2013) [-]
I know that feel! gets it everytime I try to replay Bioshock Infinite!

Don't know what to say to peak your interest in playing it again. Skyrim is, like most things in life. Not for everyone!
User avatar #36 - leonhardt (11/12/2013) [-]
Play Oblivion instead?
#38 - bummerdrummer (11/12/2013) [-]
I played the shit out oblivion when the 360 came out- i mean hundreds of hours but i should try it modded. totally broke though, lost my job so i cant afford the 20 bucks at the moment
#371 - then you shouldnt marry a huge cunt in the first place 11/11/2013 on Effect of Feminism 5 0
#88 - damn, i miss my pizza delievery job. turns out one ac… 11/11/2013 on Pizza Delivery Dance 0
#365 - or you could like, sign a ******* pre-nup  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Effect of Feminism 5 +1
#370 - blueboysixnine (11/11/2013) [-]
nah you would be castrated for being anti woman and trust and all other woman stuff that fucks up man stuff
#371 - bummerdrummer (11/11/2013) [-]
then you shouldnt marry a huge cunt in the first place
#84 - anyone know what the space on the back of your knee is called?…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Useless facts/ random... 0
#98 - FatherPedobear (11/10/2013) [-]
Popliteal Fossa.
#102 - its okay its the texters fault so insurance will cover and he …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on I do feel a bit guilty +2
User avatar #131 - animalsgreenberet (11/10/2013) [-]
that and what if the injury was serious? if he ended up with a permanent injury, no amount of many can change that.
User avatar #121 - mondominiman (11/10/2013) [-]
You'd think so but It doesn't always work out that way even if you can prove it.
#6 - I spent a solid 2 minutes figuring that out. I'm special 11/09/2013 on Polar Bear 0
#4 - Pretty sure that picture can get you fired. just saying. I did…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on To the last detail -3
#8 - anonexplains (11/09/2013) [-]
Did you sign an agreement? If not, I don't think they can do that.
User avatar #44 - shitclint (11/09/2013) [-]
No, he's right. I don't know about the confiscating part because in my day middle schoolers didn't have cell phone cameras, but I used to perform at Disney a lot back then and they're extremely secretive about their backstage areas. Something about how it 'ruins the magical illusion'.
#20 - I think a big part of it is the whole "reading is for ner…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Conan telling it how it is +9
User avatar #36 - lawuser (11/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, being able to read and being able to read out loud are two entirely different things.
#77 - Don't buy the first release consoles... remember when the 360 … 11/09/2013 on One of these things just... 0
#18 - actually, imgur stole the joke from comedian Nick Thune. I sti… 11/09/2013 on Wank Walk +2
#47 - thats gotta be like $40 of ink per page jesus christ 11/09/2013 on Lava +2
#103 - some form of elvish [hobbits internally] 11/09/2013 on boobspeed in the complex... 0
#19 - Does anyone use the skyrim mod "Warzones"? I want to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Skyrim Logic 0
User avatar #25 - motherfuckingkenji (11/08/2013) [-]
Project P.E.W.
Bitch, this is the ONLY Skyrim mod you'll ever need.
Made by the always-hilarious Birgirpall, no less.
#4 - "bananas are like the opposite of stoplights. yellow mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Slipcovers +12
User avatar #5 - stafeezy (11/08/2013) [-]

probably from my anus
#30 - jesus christ stop reinforcing the retarded american stereotype 11/08/2013 on You so Silly 0
#16 - I'll see your Jimmy Carr and raise you an Eddie Izzard live show 11/08/2013 on 9/11 2 0
#64 - I'll always remember one time i was reading one of the series … 11/08/2013 on Lemony Snicket +1


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