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#165 - so as long as i keep it under 40 a day i should be fine right 11/27/2013 on The highscore 0
#47 - I love The Office, but i ******* hate michael. i … 11/27/2013 on basically internet likes -2
#3 - the hours i spent on that game... the cheats were amazing  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Snow Angel +24
User avatar #5 - iamaniceperson (11/26/2013) [-]
Flying car cheat with mr. burn's rocket car! Oh god, the fun I had.
#47 - I love patricks pants. 11/26/2013 on Cartoon College 0
#57 - you havent met my family. 11/26/2013 on Im thankful for excuses 0
#38 - the perfect murder weapon- stab someone with an icicle.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Supernatural 0
User avatar #61 - ruebezahl (11/26/2013) [-]
Tried it. Doesn't work.
#86 - I think girls wearing nothing but tennis shoes is crazy hot  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on What a nice gesture 0
User avatar #109 - sketchE (11/25/2013) [-]
i love girls in nothing but their underwear on top of me. legs optional
#51 - HAROOOM HARUM WITH DOOM WE COME 11/23/2013 on ...Because nobody's on my... 0
#54 - it is weird that i wish my cat would lick me, because their to… 11/23/2013 on Cats are Assholes 0
#119 - por que no las dos? 11/22/2013 on Mexicans… +1
#105 - 6 foot average race 11/22/2013 on Short man syndrome 0
#66 - I've never played a Red Dead game. Which one should i start wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Red Dead Redemption Moral Code 0
User avatar #98 - mondominiman (11/22/2013) [-]
RDR, Revolver is technically older but redemption makes very few references to it so it's not worth it.
User avatar #75 - calawesome (11/22/2013) [-]
undead nghtmare
User avatar #70 - desacabose (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - vapaus (11/22/2013) [-]
Red Dead Revolver.
#109 - what the **** is taking you so long? hop to it skippy 11/22/2013 on You know nothing, 0
#111 - number 33 literally ****** the **** … 11/21/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... 0
#59 - except you obviously have to get the cajun fries, and who want…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on KFC don't play +1
User avatar #109 - thelastamerican (11/21/2013) [-]
Who doesn't?
#54 - The "No Russian" mission was tough to go through wit… 11/21/2013 on I have to confess 0
#82 - Why the **** do we need marriage at all? its not … 11/21/2013 on Rick Santorum on gay marriage 0
#323 - your logic is flawless i hope you can hear my sarcasm 11/21/2013 on Better than masturbation 0
#45 - what a coincidence i was just masturbating to you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Aww thats sweet! 0
User avatar #125 - volksworgen (11/21/2013) [-]
Where's the racist bassist?
#13 - "I'll get up that tree and the squirrel is covered …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Parents +1
User avatar #16 - Keat (11/20/2013) [-]
"Did I leave the oven on? No, cause I'm a fucking squirrel."
#31 - acksl (11/21/2013) [-]
#161 - Hey guys, maybe all those old folks died because theyre aller… 11/20/2013 on Animal Comp +1
#225 - nah man he's my best friend, thats what best friends do. … 11/20/2013 on Parents disappointment in HD 0
#99 - no, naked pictures of your dad  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Parents disappointment in HD +1
#100 - badasszilla (11/20/2013) [-]
oh, well can't say that i blame him. my dad's pretty awesome.
#83 - I'd like to visit austrailia except for all the nope. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia +5
User avatar #169 - Rei (11/20/2013) [-]
As an Aussie I can firmly say no. Kiwi's are soft cunts who fuck sheep. New Zealand is to Australia as Wales is to England.
User avatar #90 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
As a Kiwi, I can confirm this.
#147 - krypticwizdom (11/20/2013) [-]
As a half-caste Aussie-Kiwi, New Zealand is just one big silence of the lambs movie. Australia is safe as long as you call everything mate
#198 - misschokesonrocks (11/20/2013) [-]
Apart from cunts, dont call cunts mate, because they know youre really calling them cunts. Its ok to call your mates cunts though.
#245 - krypticwizdom (11/20/2013) [-]
you can call everything a cunt except for a literal cunt
#92 - we just need to stop burying people, its an archaic superstiti…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... +2
User avatar #97 - TheHutchie (11/20/2013) [-]
So what should we do with all the corpses?
User avatar #102 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
Invent hyper-processors that dissolve hydrocarbon wastes into raw crude oil.
User avatar #103 - TheHutchie (11/20/2013) [-]
I see your point in terms of efficiency, but the whole reason for a funeral (be it burial or cremation) is that there is a ceremony given to the person's life and memory, and that their body is treated by their own wishes.

Short version is, that in the minds of people like me, respect will always come before ruthless efficiency.
User avatar #104 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
To further your point, I don't think anyone in poor-ish countries would care. Overpopulated and dying in the thousands with machines like that would likely result in a resource boom and an even further increase in war.
Then again, that sort of thing would be good for the zombie apocalypse. Zombie corpses processed into oil? Is it a good idea, or is it a good idea?
#128 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
I'd run my car on zombie oil as long as it's been proven it won't turn into this thing
User avatar #129 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
Dead corpses that have just had the decomposition process furthened along to the point where the individual cells are able to be extracted and formed into fuel. Of course it won't.
Now we just need to focus on the important things, like going back to heavy armour and sword combat. And motorizing those too.
#135 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
It was supposed to be a joke...

I dunno about the sword combat, shooting things is just too much fun but I'd like to see sword duelling to settle our differences make a come back though.

User avatar #140 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
It was a joke, I'm just a sarcastic bastard at times.

To be efficient about it, though, wouldn't the full-plate-and-sword option work against zombies? If they're all the same and relatively slow, then armouring up would probably be the best option as a momentary solution. Hordes would be tricky, I think. I agree though, shooting things is fun!

I will stay away from fire and flamethrowers, however. We need those buildings.
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