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Date Signed Up:3/05/2011
Last Login:8/14/2014
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Content Thumbs: 224 total,  260 ,  36
Comment Thumbs: 2378 total,  2999 ,  621
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 22 Content: Peasant → Level 23 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Content Views:15405
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:1229
FJ Points:2617

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#35 - BACK, YOU WING-ED SPAWN OF SATAN!!! ... DIEE… 01/02/2014 on I love cups 0
#40 - JT is so ******* funny on SNL most skits suck the… 12/30/2013 on It's gonna be a thing 0
#28 - Chivalry Today: AAAGAATHAAAAA!!!!!!! 12/29/2013 on chivalry today +24
#64 - For more information on the Crack Spider's bitch, contact the … 12/29/2013 on NASA really tested this. +8
#14 - I was playing beer pong and drunkenly decided to try this. … 12/28/2013 on Your balls +1
#15 - 90's simpsons is best simpsons. 12/26/2013 on Shhh, hear that bacon sizzle? 0
#24 - brutalswordsolo.gif 12/26/2013 on it's not what you think it is +12
#62 - I almost skipped because its another one of those posts...… 12/26/2013 on Plot Twist 0
#17 - 5 second films takes 15 seconds to load gif  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Police Discretion +80
User avatar #52 - LePedobear (12/26/2013) [-]
Step 1, Stop using internet so slow its from the dark ages and takes 15s to load 2.5mB
Step 2, ?????????????????
Step 3, No seriously.. what crappy ISP are you with? Im on my ISPs cheapest option. which is 30mbit.
Step 4, There's a lot of funny gifs to look at so load them all in tabs, I use snaplinks to open all the tabs quickly and start looking once the 1st one has finished loading. The rest will be done in no time too.
User avatar #38 - garymotherfingoak (12/24/2013) [-]
#158 - its not hot sauce its a drop of blood, for the Red Cross Blood… 12/24/2013 on Tumblr Comp 0
#72 - A Delicious Cycle. 12/24/2013 on is this how it happens? 0
#147 - who the **** likes flat soda though? 12/23/2013 on coke is great tho, with or... 0
#42 - that gif gives me the chills. if youve never used ecstacy, giv… 12/18/2013 on Don't Do Drugs Kids 0
#41 - 10/10 GTA comment of the year 12/18/2013 on Tumb1r (i) +16
#9 - Riverside, CA, USA has citywide free wifi. its ****** … 12/18/2013 on Unlimited Wifi 0
#65 - Those curly-cues are making me so hot i cant think strait! …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Girls +6
#66 - midgety (12/18/2013) [-]
awwhh yuss
scrabbles for my DVD
#25 - My mom is ******* cool. She'll ask, "are you…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on When my mom calls me during... +4
User avatar #29 - lasmamoe (12/18/2013) [-]
>Comes down never.
#18 - My hair is my 5th best feature. im terrified of losing i… 12/18/2013 on (untitled) 0
#47 - No one likes CoD 3, but dammit i had some good time driving ta… 12/18/2013 on CAWADOODY! 0
#94 - A bear there was, a bear! a bear! All black and brown and cove…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/17/2013 on You Need To... COOL OFF +2
User avatar #110 - rhaegarsnow (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh! sweet she was,
And pure and fair,
The maid with honey,
In her hair!
#109 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh come, they said, come to the fair,
the fair, said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown and covered in hair.
#112 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
And down the road from here to there
three boys ,a goat, and a dancing bear
all danced and spun all the way to the fair
#114 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair
the maid with honey in her hair,
the maid with honey in her hair.
User avatar #143 - dawdawdwa (12/17/2013) [-]
Is this from the outer limits???
#156 - maxsexington (12/17/2013) [-]
Star Trek Voyager and her name is 7 of 9
User avatar #157 - dawdawdwa (12/17/2013) [-]
I`m off. For science!
#158 - maxsexington (12/17/2013) [-]
God speed
#115 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
The bear smelled the scent on the summer air,
the bear, the bear,
all black and brown and covered with hair.
He smelled the scent on the summer air,
he sniffed and roared and smelled it there
honey on the summer air
#117 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm a maid I'm pure and fair
I'll never dance with a hairy bear
I'll never dance with a hairy bear
#118 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
The bear, the bear
lifted her high into the air
the bear the bear,
the bear.

I could for a knight, but you're a bear
a bear, a bear
all black and brown and covered in hair.
#120 - wheresthefudge (12/17/2013) [-]
She kicked and wailed the maid so fair,
but he licked the honey from her hair
he licked the honey from her hair.

and she sighed and squealed and kicked the air
she sang, my bear so fair!
in love they went the bear,
the bear and the maiden fair.
#166 - givemeanamedammit (12/19/2013) [-]
On their way towards the fair
The bear gazed upon the maidens hair,
At which, marvelled did the bear,
and was delighted by her honeyed hair,

The bear did sniff her honeyed hair,
To his own it did not compare,
So delightful was the honey there,
That he went to lick her honeyed hair,

This did startle the maiden fair,
Being licked before the yearly fair,
Being licked, at a gasp, by a full grown bear,
So jealous he was of her golden hair,

#167 - givemeanamedammit (12/19/2013) [-]
Soon they came to the yearly fair,
When all around did shout, “a bear”
a ghastly beast of ragged hair,
licking with the fair maiden’s golden hair!”

“I mean no harm!” declared the bear,
As a crowd gathered from the fair,
“all I wish is for the maiden fair,
To allow me to lick her honeyed hair”

And it was there,
That the peoples of the fair,
Allowed the bear,
To delight upon the maiden’s hair,

The maidens hair, so free and fair,
Was licked wholly, there at the fair,
So much that it was no longer fair

“Lying Bitch!” cried the bear,
after licking the honeyed hair,
of the fair’s maiden fair.
#111 - themassivefail (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh, vamos, me dijeron, vamos a la feria,
la feria, dijo que él, pero yo soy un oso!
Todo negro y marrón y cubierto de pelo.

I mean, Meow
#33 - no divine plan, just nature- bacteria decomposes dead things. … 12/16/2013 on Dat Design 0
#32 - I dont know. I'm not a philosophy major. Maybe we destroy it s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Dat Design 0
#36 - dambusta (12/16/2013) [-]
#24 - the human race is truly a virus for the planet. we multiply an…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Dat Design -5
User avatar #51 - gingebro (12/16/2013) [-]
nigga you took "the matrix" to heart
User avatar #50 - locnex (12/16/2013) [-]
the way i view it is that we were always the underdog during evolution, and as we continue to grow more advanced, this planet will truly be ours, to show it that we are indomitable, by any means neccessary
User avatar #43 - Sethorein (12/16/2013) [-]
what doesn't multiply and consume?
User avatar #40 - mrmystery (12/16/2013) [-]
I grow my own food and use organic ass wipes, and when I kill something to eat, it's fucking hipsters like you I put on my plate. Eat shit and die. <8D
#35 - anonexplains (12/16/2013) [-]
Can you stop trying to sound deep?
#29 - jackii (12/16/2013) [-]
No, it's not our purpose

People who think everything going to shit is some sort of divine plan are part of the problem

There's no planet B
User avatar #34 - thebrownydestroyer (12/16/2013) [-]
Well I suppose we'll eventually find a planet B
#37 - anonexplains (12/16/2013) [-]
We've found plenty of planets to sustain us, but we aren't anywhere near the technology to traveling to them.
There's no use to thinking "well we don't have to look after this one, because we might get another one"
User avatar #39 - thebrownydestroyer (12/16/2013) [-]
By the time this planet is compleatly dead we'll definitely have another planet, even if we nuke the shit out of eachother the planet well some of it will still be liveable.
#33 - bummerdrummer (12/16/2013) [-]
no divine plan, just nature- bacteria decomposes dead things. i dont think there is a planet B. we're the end of the line.
User avatar #25 - dambusta (12/16/2013) [-]
and the next is?
#32 - bummerdrummer (12/16/2013) [-]
I dont know. I'm not a philosophy major. Maybe we destroy it so that evolution can start over again.
#36 - dambusta (12/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - pulluspardus (12/16/2013) [-]
Germs and bacteria kills us all and only machines are left and those germs see them as gods and worship them while slowly being killed off by the heat of the sun and then when they're killed off to the last one Ants begin to grow out of radiation from the sun and start to build their own society while discovering their ancient ants were smaller than they are and lacked their brains while living along these colossal giants called Humans that used to build strange artifacts for who knows why. who were slowly killed off by diseases.
#65 - This is a regular section of Rolling Stone Magazine. Always so… 12/16/2013 on I'm not a fan of metal but... 0
#16 - Lawyer'd 12/16/2013 on 3 Spooky +3


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