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#45 - what a coincidence i was just masturbating to you  [+] (1 reply) 11/21/2013 on Aww thats sweet! 0
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#125 - volksworgen (11/21/2013) [-]
Where's the racist bassist?
#13 - "I'll get up that tree and the squirrel is covered …  [+] (2 replies) 11/20/2013 on Parents +1
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#16 - Keat (11/20/2013) [-]
"Did I leave the oven on? No, cause I'm a fucking squirrel."
#31 - acksl (11/21/2013) [-]
#99 - no, naked pictures of your dad  [+] (1 reply) 11/20/2013 on Parents disappointment in HD +1
#100 - badasszilla (11/20/2013) [-]
oh, well can't say that i blame him. my dad's pretty awesome.
#83 - I'd like to visit austrailia except for all the nope. …  [+] (5 replies) 11/20/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia +5
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#169 - Rei (11/20/2013) [-]
As an Aussie I can firmly say no. Kiwi's are soft cunts who fuck sheep. New Zealand is to Australia as Wales is to England.
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#90 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
As a Kiwi, I can confirm this.
#147 - krypticwizdom (11/20/2013) [-]
As a half-caste Aussie-Kiwi, New Zealand is just one big silence of the lambs movie. Australia is safe as long as you call everything mate
#198 - misschokesonrocks (11/20/2013) [-]
Apart from cunts, dont call cunts mate, because they know youre really calling them cunts. Its ok to call your mates cunts though.
#245 - krypticwizdom (11/20/2013) [-]
you can call everything a cunt except for a literal cunt
#92 - we just need to stop burying people, its an archaic superstiti…  [+] (8 replies) 11/20/2013 on Maybe not that crazy... +2
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#97 - TheHutchie (11/20/2013) [-]
So what should we do with all the corpses?
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#102 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
Invent hyper-processors that dissolve hydrocarbon wastes into raw crude oil.
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#103 - TheHutchie (11/20/2013) [-]
I see your point in terms of efficiency, but the whole reason for a funeral (be it burial or cremation) is that there is a ceremony given to the person's life and memory, and that their body is treated by their own wishes.

Short version is, that in the minds of people like me, respect will always come before ruthless efficiency.
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#104 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
To further your point, I don't think anyone in poor-ish countries would care. Overpopulated and dying in the thousands with machines like that would likely result in a resource boom and an even further increase in war.
Then again, that sort of thing would be good for the zombie apocalypse. Zombie corpses processed into oil? Is it a good idea, or is it a good idea?
#128 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
I'd run my car on zombie oil as long as it's been proven it won't turn into this thing
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#129 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
Dead corpses that have just had the decomposition process furthened along to the point where the individual cells are able to be extracted and formed into fuel. Of course it won't.
Now we just need to focus on the important things, like going back to heavy armour and sword combat. And motorizing those too.
#135 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
It was supposed to be a joke...

I dunno about the sword combat, shooting things is just too much fun but I'd like to see sword duelling to settle our differences make a come back though.

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#140 - krasnogvardiech (11/20/2013) [-]
It was a joke, I'm just a sarcastic bastard at times.

To be efficient about it, though, wouldn't the full-plate-and-sword option work against zombies? If they're all the same and relatively slow, then armouring up would probably be the best option as a momentary solution. Hordes would be tricky, I think. I agree though, shooting things is fun!

I will stay away from fire and flamethrowers, however. We need those buildings.