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| Age: | 25 |
| Consoles Owned: | N64, PS2, PS3, PS4, Wii, PC |
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| PSN: | fother_of_muck |
| Date Signed Up: | 1/26/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Denmark |
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"Deadly in high doses"
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| #11202422 - Well I've never... | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #4 - He's doing better than 85% of the FJ demographic, so that's something. | 01/11/2016 on Relationship Goals | +2 |
| #7 - I ******* love WoW. It's fun to see how it all began. | 01/11/2016 on What WoW looked like 17... | 0 |
| #37 - I sure hope so. I know I am not the only one who thinks this i… | 01/11/2016 on fish nipples | +1 |
| #33 - Possibly, but I am taking this as an opportunity to point out,… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on fish nipples | +1 |
| True, you make a good point when it comes to FJ as a whole. Especially with OC. I sure hope so. I know I am not the only one who thinks this is becoming a problem. I mean, I can't tell people what to post, that would be retarded. But if people stopped gaping and drooling over non-funny semi-porn posts, maybe they would go away. I miss when I first joined FJ and stuff like Inglip was the shit. | ||
| #27 - So why not make an actual comic, without it having to be borde… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on fish nipples | +3 |
| I'm not certain, but I think the OP is not the original artist, so the artist never considered it would be on a funnyjunk post with 69 green thumbs. True, you make a good point when it comes to FJ as a whole. Especially with OC. I sure hope so. I know I am not the only one who thinks this is becoming a problem. I mean, I can't tell people what to post, that would be retarded. But if people stopped gaping and drooling over non-funny semi-porn posts, maybe they would go away. I miss when I first joined FJ and stuff like Inglip was the shit. | ||
| #23 - I know, I know. But my point is why even post stuff like this?… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on fish nipples | +6 |
| So why not make an actual comic, without it having to be borderline pornographic? There is only one way I can describe what I am thinking and to do it, I need the help of a certain funny guy. His point is exactly the same one I have. Why does it HAVE to be, to use a very popular term nowdays, be lewd? Why not keep it straightly NSFW in the correct section, or not at all? It's the same reason I never could stomach those Tardassaaa or how the fuck you spell it comics... because they weren't fun. It was just a retarded girl, trying to make herself seem like some sex starved deviant. I'm not certain, but I think the OP is not the original artist, so the artist never considered it would be on a funnyjunk post with 69 green thumbs. True, you make a good point when it comes to FJ as a whole. Especially with OC. I sure hope so. I know I am not the only one who thinks this is becoming a problem. I mean, I can't tell people what to post, that would be retarded. But if people stopped gaping and drooling over non-funny semi-porn posts, maybe they would go away. I miss when I first joined FJ and stuff like Inglip was the shit. | ||
| #20 - We got a **** section... why not go there and look at s… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on fish nipples | +6 |
| it has no genitals and the breasts without nipples means nothing obscene is shown. It doesn't make the NSFW quota (Though it wouldn't be wise to show your colleagues.) I know, I know. But my point is why even post stuff like this? It's borderline softcore porn and with no real joke to it. It's pretty much a waste of bandwidth. Why not post some actual NSFW in the NSFW section instead. It's like these OC comics that have started to sprout up these days, where every single character is constantly semi-nude and every joke is leaning towards something pornographic or sexual. I just don't get the appeal of it, when there is a perfectly fine ACTUAL porn section. So why not make an actual comic, without it having to be borderline pornographic? There is only one way I can describe what I am thinking and to do it, I need the help of a certain funny guy. His point is exactly the same one I have. Why does it HAVE to be, to use a very popular term nowdays, be lewd? Why not keep it straightly NSFW in the correct section, or not at all? It's the same reason I never could stomach those Tardassaaa or how the fuck you spell it comics... because they weren't fun. It was just a retarded girl, trying to make herself seem like some sex starved deviant. I'm not certain, but I think the OP is not the original artist, so the artist never considered it would be on a funnyjunk post with 69 green thumbs. True, you make a good point when it comes to FJ as a whole. Especially with OC. I sure hope so. I know I am not the only one who thinks this is becoming a problem. I mean, I can't tell people what to post, that would be retarded. But if people stopped gaping and drooling over non-funny semi-porn posts, maybe they would go away. I miss when I first joined FJ and stuff like Inglip was the shit. | ||
| #18 - Something a bit more substantial perhaps? It hasn't always bee… | 01/10/2016 on fish nipples | +1 |
| #16 - And the streak of "Softcore porn with little to no jokes&… [+] (28 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on fish nipples | +38 |
| If you were an artist yourself, you might be impressed by the attention to anatomic detail. "I'm not the demographic, so it must be pushed away from convenient access of the general public." Well sometimes people who are not horny want to look at such images without gifs of pornography burning their eyeball every .05 seconds. What you call "softcore porn" is arguably non-pornographic nudity. It should have it's own section where people who do not want to see any nudity no matter the circumstance can avoid it, you make a valid point there, but to jumble it with pornography is a bad idea, as pornography is obscene for the sake of being obscene, whereas this is artistic. Maybe there should be a artistic nudity section. let's not beat around the bush; this post is essentially softcore pornography. there is obviously an "artistic" slant to it, but i can find artistic regular pornography as well. should that mean that that porn, just because it is artistic, is allowed to be posted? i don't believe so, personally. we obviously have differing opinions here, but when it comes to content like this that's only redeemable quality (for you anyways) is that it is artistic, it really has no purpose anyways on this section of the site. there is no attempt at humor whatsoever and it is purely intended to just be looked at and admired / fetishized / gawked at / fapped to. Well I still think there should be a distinction made when something is nude yet not sexual, even if it is able to be used for gratification. It (Poorly) attempts at a joke, and isn't any more obscene than most OC and anime posts. I think it should stay. it has no genitals and the breasts without nipples means nothing obscene is shown. It doesn't make the NSFW quota (Though it wouldn't be wise to show your colleagues.) I know, I know. But my point is why even post stuff like this? It's borderline softcore porn and with no real joke to it. It's pretty much a waste of bandwidth. Why not post some actual NSFW in the NSFW section instead. It's like these OC comics that have started to sprout up these days, where every single character is constantly semi-nude and every joke is leaning towards something pornographic or sexual. I just don't get the appeal of it, when there is a perfectly fine ACTUAL porn section. So why not make an actual comic, without it having to be borderline pornographic? There is only one way I can describe what I am thinking and to do it, I need the help of a certain funny guy. His point is exactly the same one I have. Why does it HAVE to be, to use a very popular term nowdays, be lewd? Why not keep it straightly NSFW in the correct section, or not at all? It's the same reason I never could stomach those Tardassaaa or how the fuck you spell it comics... because they weren't fun. It was just a retarded girl, trying to make herself seem like some sex starved deviant. I'm not certain, but I think the OP is not the original artist, so the artist never considered it would be on a funnyjunk post with 69 green thumbs. True, you make a good point when it comes to FJ as a whole. Especially with OC. I sure hope so. I know I am not the only one who thinks this is becoming a problem. I mean, I can't tell people what to post, that would be retarded. But if people stopped gaping and drooling over non-funny semi-porn posts, maybe they would go away. I miss when I first joined FJ and stuff like Inglip was the shit. | ||
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hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.
Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
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You want to know how it feels to be *********** ? Come to sweden and i'll show you faggot
he said you have to smoke to speak one way or the other....
But you don't , so his statement was ultimately incorrect. Smoking weed doesn't automatically make you enlightened on every scientific fact on it.
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bulwark (02/04/2014) [-]
De sku fandme ha nogle hug... men det var vist den her post - www.funnyjunk.com/Took+him+a+minute+to+realize/funny-pictures/4994287/
Well, none of my projects so far have been finished. However, I have been doing freelance voice acting in various projects. For example, I have done roughly 15-20 different voices for a Dawn of War mod. Also, I am doing some voice acting for a company called Mountainwheel, a project named Stonerage, look it up, its awesome!
And then some machinimas and such, a few other games aswell :) nothing big yet... oh and a little thing for Valve aswell
And then some machinimas and such, a few other games aswell :) nothing big yet... oh and a little thing for Valve aswell
Well, I haven't painted that many orks. However, usually you should use a wash that matches the color. So for the green skin, get a green wash, for metal things, like weapons and such, use Nuln for a clean wash or Agrax Earthshade for a sort of dirty look. It works especially well with brass and bronze colors
Yea, you can never count of the post being early :p hehe
It would be a shame to say that I play Chaos... I don't play at all really. I do want to yea, but in this little **** town where I live, no one plays... so yea.
I bought the Dark Vengeance box to be able to play 1v1 skirmishes at home. thats all I play :p
I am more of the painter type. I prefer to just paint and do conversions and such... so I do very different stuff. Right now I am going through my DV box and I also have a Chaos Fantasy Battalion in store.
However, I do have ONE project in mind. I want to buy a bunch of tyranids and make them look Nurglish. I know fluff wise, it doesn't work that way, but I like the idea :)
It would be a shame to say that I play Chaos... I don't play at all really. I do want to yea, but in this little **** town where I live, no one plays... so yea.
I bought the Dark Vengeance box to be able to play 1v1 skirmishes at home. thats all I play :p
I am more of the painter type. I prefer to just paint and do conversions and such... so I do very different stuff. Right now I am going through my DV box and I also have a Chaos Fantasy Battalion in store.
However, I do have ONE project in mind. I want to buy a bunch of tyranids and make them look Nurglish. I know fluff wise, it doesn't work that way, but I like the idea :)
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kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Cool.
I Had a few Space Marines, (15 and a bike) But I hadn't a clue how to paint them, so it wasn't very good. Also, I didn't have clippers and I rushed so it led so semi-sideways guns. I did manage to paint one surprisingly well, but then I ran out of paint.
I tried using Reeves (as it is cheap) but it isn't very good, the colours were off.
So after all this time I've decided to pick it up again, and start to play.
The GW near me is okay, though I could go to a club or something :P I've ordered the Battleforce, and I'll see how well I can paint it all.
Also, I've thought of playing 'Nids down the line, I think I like to have more models.
I Had a few Space Marines, (15 and a bike) But I hadn't a clue how to paint them, so it wasn't very good. Also, I didn't have clippers and I rushed so it led so semi-sideways guns. I did manage to paint one surprisingly well, but then I ran out of paint.
I tried using Reeves (as it is cheap) but it isn't very good, the colours were off.
So after all this time I've decided to pick it up again, and start to play.
The GW near me is okay, though I could go to a club or something :P I've ordered the Battleforce, and I'll see how well I can paint it all.
Also, I've thought of playing 'Nids down the line, I think I like to have more models.
Sweet :) I used to have alot more Warhammers aswell when I was younger. then I lost interest. So it's like... 10 years ago since the last time I painted, so I am still "new" to it :) hehe. I played Blood Angels back then, had like, 4 tactical squads, 4 assault squads, 3 terminator squads, 1 was assault. then I had 2 dreadnought, 5 landspeeders, 10 bikes and a land raider crusader xD oh and then the random mish mash of other figures like lizardmen, orks, necrons, dark eldar and such...
then I moved to my moms place and my dads house went on fire... good bye all my warhammers
We only have one GW in the entire country and it is like 200km away... so **** that :p
And if you like to have lots of units then yea, nids and orks are the way to go :p
then I moved to my moms place and my dads house went on fire... good bye all my warhammers
We only have one GW in the entire country and it is like 200km away... so **** that :p
And if you like to have lots of units then yea, nids and orks are the way to go :p
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kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, Warhammer doesn't work well with fire for some reason...
What country are you in anyway?
I have a store within 5 miles, go look on GW's website, under store finder do the things and it'll find other places that play Warhammer.
Make sure to tick both boxes, mind.
I'd like to see more of what you've painted, anything. You seem to be quite good at it ;)
I'll just keep posting Ork reaction pics.
What country are you in anyway?
I have a store within 5 miles, go look on GW's website, under store finder do the things and it'll find other places that play Warhammer.
Make sure to tick both boxes, mind.
I'd like to see more of what you've painted, anything. You seem to be quite good at it ;)
I'll just keep posting Ork reaction pics.
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bulwark (04/14/2013) [-]
Denmark :p and I know there are some people who play in a club or something in a nearby town... however, I am not interested in playing with them, I know who they are and I don't like them xD
www.flickr.com/photos/carnorus-rex/
Check out my Flickr :P not all my miniatures are equally good, some are downright horrible... but still alot better than most of the stuff people post here xD haha
www.flickr.com/photos/carnorus-rex/
Check out my Flickr :P not all my miniatures are equally good, some are downright horrible... but still alot better than most of the stuff people post here xD haha
Yea, I used to cultists to refresh my memory of painting... so I didn't **** the marines up all too badly :p hehe
oh thats pretty cool, I envy those guys who get their stuff in White Dwarf :p
Because they're typical wannabe types. They think they're awesome for playing Warhammer and they don't have the slightest knowledge of the lore.
Its like "Duurrr hurr, Spess Mahreens is sooo awesome, I would be a good space marine if it was real life... Blood for the bloodgod, skulls for the skullthrone"
oh thats pretty cool, I envy those guys who get their stuff in White Dwarf :p
Because they're typical wannabe types. They think they're awesome for playing Warhammer and they don't have the slightest knowledge of the lore.
Its like "Duurrr hurr, Spess Mahreens is sooo awesome, I would be a good space marine if it was real life... Blood for the bloodgod, skulls for the skullthrone"
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kolpster (04/14/2013) [-]
Indeed.
I had an old version of 'Eavy metal, and when I say old I mean when years didn't start with 20.
The colours were terrible, a tank was just red.
Nowadays it has gotten so much better, using drills and glue to make effects. I doubt I'd forget how to paint, as I never took it that high. But by Gork and Mork, if I ever do I'll be so darn happy.
But you're right, they have no idea how it all works.
Well, I'm learning how to play TWD's theme, I'll still talk but I'll need breaks. :P
I had an old version of 'Eavy metal, and when I say old I mean when years didn't start with 20.
The colours were terrible, a tank was just red.
Nowadays it has gotten so much better, using drills and glue to make effects. I doubt I'd forget how to paint, as I never took it that high. But by Gork and Mork, if I ever do I'll be so darn happy.
But you're right, they have no idea how it all works.
Well, I'm learning how to play TWD's theme, I'll still talk but I'll need breaks. :P

