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    Uploaded: 06/12/11
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#104 - Horde on Thrall? Nalunani is who I play most. 12/12/2013 on True dat 0
#247 - Picture 08/17/2013 on All of my yes 0
#9 - dang vines. I like em and all but i like to see reactions afte… 08/10/2013 on Because fuck you 0
#7 - full video?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Because fuck you 0
User avatar #8 - austoboyko (08/10/2013) [-]
its a vine so this is it, but without audio
#9 - bullshitasaurus (08/10/2013) [-]
dang vines. I like em and all but i like to see reactions after to stuff like this. hha
#788 - Truth! 07/18/2013 on Vote for Charles 2 -1
#51 - Nice. Yeah I do a good job at it. All my exs still try and get… 07/04/2013 on Well shit +1
#49 - She has put on a few pounds since this picture. This picture w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Well shit +1
#50 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a great girl. But you know, you're going to have to be extra good in bed to keep her satisfied. People who have only had sex with one person get curious about others.

I've also fucked a girl for 3 years who was 180 at the beginning and ended at ~200. HUGE ass.
#51 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
Nice. Yeah I do a good job at it. All my exs still try and get it from me but don't want to date. haha. I treat her really good and make it were she can't walk. lol. I pride myself on my sexual ability. I enjoy focus purely on the woman's pleasure, not mine. So until she gets off a few times, i'm not getting off. I get her soaked and everything. She keeps telling me how amazing it is and it's the biggest she has ever seen(why she picked me for the v-card). Now she is in love because she has a very good guy and one she knows and has had sources and experienced that the sex is amazing. (she is friends with a few of my exs. haha)
#47 - I found one that is decent. I did however edit out her face an…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Well shit 0
User avatar #48 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
I fucked a girl that skinny before. Well... I'm still fucking her, she just gained weight. She used to be 105 now she's like 120-130. I'd fuck your girlfriend. She doesn't look like she needs to gain weight.
#49 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
She has put on a few pounds since this picture. This picture was when she was still a virgin a few months ago. Her butt has gotten bigger and what not. I like where she is but if she gains weight up to about 130 I won't complain. haha. Yeah, A loooot of guys wish they could fuck her but she is craaaazy about me. I love it
#50 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a great girl. But you know, you're going to have to be extra good in bed to keep her satisfied. People who have only had sex with one person get curious about others.

I've also fucked a girl for 3 years who was 180 at the beginning and ended at ~200. HUGE ass.
#51 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
Nice. Yeah I do a good job at it. All my exs still try and get it from me but don't want to date. haha. I treat her really good and make it were she can't walk. lol. I pride myself on my sexual ability. I enjoy focus purely on the woman's pleasure, not mine. So until she gets off a few times, i'm not getting off. I get her soaked and everything. She keeps telling me how amazing it is and it's the biggest she has ever seen(why she picked me for the v-card). Now she is in love because she has a very good guy and one she knows and has had sources and experienced that the sex is amazing. (she is friends with a few of my exs. haha)
#45 - Yeah most of mine from my girl where you can actually see her …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Well shit 0
User avatar #46 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Edit?
#47 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
I found one that is decent. I did however edit out her face and phone to make sure no one on here recognizes her. she would be pissed to know I posted. haha.
User avatar #48 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
I fucked a girl that skinny before. Well... I'm still fucking her, she just gained weight. She used to be 105 now she's like 120-130. I'd fuck your girlfriend. She doesn't look like she needs to gain weight.
#49 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
She has put on a few pounds since this picture. This picture was when she was still a virgin a few months ago. Her butt has gotten bigger and what not. I like where she is but if she gains weight up to about 130 I won't complain. haha. Yeah, A loooot of guys wish they could fuck her but she is craaaazy about me. I love it
#50 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a great girl. But you know, you're going to have to be extra good in bed to keep her satisfied. People who have only had sex with one person get curious about others.

I've also fucked a girl for 3 years who was 180 at the beginning and ended at ~200. HUGE ass.
#51 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
Nice. Yeah I do a good job at it. All my exs still try and get it from me but don't want to date. haha. I treat her really good and make it were she can't walk. lol. I pride myself on my sexual ability. I enjoy focus purely on the woman's pleasure, not mine. So until she gets off a few times, i'm not getting off. I get her soaked and everything. She keeps telling me how amazing it is and it's the biggest she has ever seen(why she picked me for the v-card). Now she is in love because she has a very good guy and one she knows and has had sources and experienced that the sex is amazing. (she is friends with a few of my exs. haha)
#43 - Mine is even smaller than that. let me see if I have a decent …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Well shit +1
#44 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm very limited. I have to pick SFW images.
#45 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah most of mine from my girl where you can actually see her body are NSFW. lol.
User avatar #46 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Edit?
#47 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
I found one that is decent. I did however edit out her face and phone to make sure no one on here recognizes her. she would be pissed to know I posted. haha.
User avatar #48 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
I fucked a girl that skinny before. Well... I'm still fucking her, she just gained weight. She used to be 105 now she's like 120-130. I'd fuck your girlfriend. She doesn't look like she needs to gain weight.
#49 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
She has put on a few pounds since this picture. This picture was when she was still a virgin a few months ago. Her butt has gotten bigger and what not. I like where she is but if she gains weight up to about 130 I won't complain. haha. Yeah, A loooot of guys wish they could fuck her but she is craaaazy about me. I love it
#50 - emptysuperman (07/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a great girl. But you know, you're going to have to be extra good in bed to keep her satisfied. People who have only had sex with one person get curious about others.

I've also fucked a girl for 3 years who was 180 at the beginning and ended at ~200. HUGE ass.
#51 - bullshitasaurus (07/04/2013) [-]
Nice. Yeah I do a good job at it. All my exs still try and get it from me but don't want to date. haha. I treat her really good and make it were she can't walk. lol. I pride myself on my sexual ability. I enjoy focus purely on the woman's pleasure, not mine. So until she gets off a few times, i'm not getting off. I get her soaked and everything. She keeps telling me how amazing it is and it's the biggest she has ever seen(why she picked me for the v-card). Now she is in love because she has a very good guy and one she knows and has had sources and experienced that the sex is amazing. (she is friends with a few of my exs. haha)
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