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#147 - You are simply the worst pirate I have ever heard of  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Those eyes +27
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#141 - So let me get this straight, he died for our sins, so we are s… 08/16/2012 on Oh Jesus 0
#416 - most pet stores have frozen rats that are already dead for sna… 08/16/2012 on A Life Deferred 0
#618893 - It was the dead of the night, I had just enjoyed a small night…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #622512 - professormeatwad (08/16/2012) [-]
Sweet celestia. You're awesome.
#618730 - Well, long story short, the lunatic hit me with the crowbar an…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #618739 - professormeatwad (08/16/2012) [-]
I do enjoy a thrilling tale....
User avatar #618893 - bugindewtwo (08/16/2012) [-]
It was the dead of the night, I had just enjoyed a small nightcap of my favourite brandy and was heading out of my study, across the hall towards my ajar bedroom door. Something at the back of my head alerted me that I never leave my bedroom door open, and as I live alone, something or someone must have opened it. The wind had not been strong that night so I quickly assumed there must be an intruder. Just as I came to this conclusion I felt pain upon unimaginable pain seep across the back of my head. I blacked out and knew no more.

I awoke on a very cold floor, surrounded by darkness. Memory soon flooded back to me and I leapt up, trying to find my attacker. Wincing I stopped moving and cradled the back of my head. There was a headdress preventing the wound from getting infected. Something moved in the shadows and I could not stay silent any longer. "Who are you?" I called, towards where I believed a person to be.

"The question is not who I am, the question is why have I brought you here? I will answer you in due course, but for now let's talk."

I cowered into a nearby corner as the voice moved towards me and shined a light right into my eyes. I could not see anything beyond the light and when I tried to close my eyes I only saw red dots. "What do you want?" I demanded, though in barely more than a whisper.

"Well, I want you to go to a certain thread, but I want it to seem accidental, a mere coincidence."

"And how exactly am I going to do that, if I decide to do it at all?" I asked, starting to get cocky.

"Well, if you don't do what I say, I will let the man who hit you back in here with his crowbar, he has shown a liking to seeing your blood you see."

"Okay fine, I'll do it, but how? Why?"

"I have invented a device for this occasion, it is called a roll. And this needs to be done, to save all mankind."

"Who are you?"

"Me, no one." And at that he removed the light and I saw him in all his glory, a monkey. He pushed a button and I fell, right here.
User avatar #622512 - professormeatwad (08/16/2012) [-]
Sweet celestia. You're awesome.
#407 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Every episode of Pawn Stars 0
User avatar #413 - CROfna (08/16/2012) [-]
**CROfna rolls 23** this is how its done kid
#618672 - Well, it's a funny story actually... It involves a crowbar, an…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #618683 - professormeatwad (08/16/2012) [-]
Do tell.
User avatar #618730 - bugindewtwo (08/16/2012) [-]
Well, long story short, the lunatic hit me with the crowbar and the monkey persuaded me to come here. The long story is, of course, much more thrilling...
User avatar #618739 - professormeatwad (08/16/2012) [-]
I do enjoy a thrilling tale....
User avatar #618893 - bugindewtwo (08/16/2012) [-]
It was the dead of the night, I had just enjoyed a small nightcap of my favourite brandy and was heading out of my study, across the hall towards my ajar bedroom door. Something at the back of my head alerted me that I never leave my bedroom door open, and as I live alone, something or someone must have opened it. The wind had not been strong that night so I quickly assumed there must be an intruder. Just as I came to this conclusion I felt pain upon unimaginable pain seep across the back of my head. I blacked out and knew no more.

I awoke on a very cold floor, surrounded by darkness. Memory soon flooded back to me and I leapt up, trying to find my attacker. Wincing I stopped moving and cradled the back of my head. There was a headdress preventing the wound from getting infected. Something moved in the shadows and I could not stay silent any longer. "Who are you?" I called, towards where I believed a person to be.

"The question is not who I am, the question is why have I brought you here? I will answer you in due course, but for now let's talk."

I cowered into a nearby corner as the voice moved towards me and shined a light right into my eyes. I could not see anything beyond the light and when I tried to close my eyes I only saw red dots. "What do you want?" I demanded, though in barely more than a whisper.

"Well, I want you to go to a certain thread, but I want it to seem accidental, a mere coincidence."

"And how exactly am I going to do that, if I decide to do it at all?" I asked, starting to get cocky.

"Well, if you don't do what I say, I will let the man who hit you back in here with his crowbar, he has shown a liking to seeing your blood you see."

"Okay fine, I'll do it, but how? Why?"

"I have invented a device for this occasion, it is called a roll. And this needs to be done, to save all mankind."

"Who are you?"

"Me, no one." And at that he removed the light and I saw him in all his glory, a monkey. He pushed a button and I fell, right here.
User avatar #622512 - professormeatwad (08/16/2012) [-]
Sweet celestia. You're awesome.
#95 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on Eyes of a child 0
#369 - >Go to foreign country >Speak English in bad accent … 08/14/2012 on American Tourist +2
#227 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on Whoever replies... 0
#144 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on Having fun in bed 0
#374 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on cropping, how it changes... 0
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#144 - I must follow the others  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on Animals have amazing instincts +1
User avatar #145 - lolfire (08/14/2012) [-]
Then again, most species do that...
#164 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on Happens to me Everytime 0
#362 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on The Only Thing ... 0
#333 - Comment deleted 08/14/2012 on Clever Weather Girl 0
#496 - Well... OP is a fag 08/14/2012 on See Description +4
#640 - No #1: My porn stash 08/14/2012 on Safe 0
#39 - Comment deleted 08/12/2012 on Durability +5
#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on Durability +5
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#77 - I don't want to live in this world anymore.jpg 08/12/2012 on MFW I go back to school 0
#73 - Thanks, let's hope I can mark the children properly once I sta…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on MFW I go back to school +1
User avatar #75 - msmousekat (08/12/2012) [-]
Wat.

Just...
Wat.
User avatar #77 - bugindewtwo (08/12/2012) [-]
I don't want to live in this world anymore.jpg
#190 - Born and certified aussie... you are still a foreigner lol …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on Peanut butter 0
User avatar #193 - kazakami (08/12/2012) [-]
I'm from Japan so I guess I am. kinda. yeah. o.o
Yay

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User avatar #3 - professormeatwad (01/14/2013) [-]
-.-
User avatar #1 - jdizzleapplepie (06/14/2012) [-]
comment virginity taken! :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - bugindewtwo (08/08/2012) [-]
I don't know what to say...
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