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#775 - I'm not saying he knows they're going to euthanize him. … 06/03/2013 on The feels +1
#15 - Do you not know baseball stats? Ryan doumit got 2 hits in … 06/02/2013 on Excited about winning the... 0
#22 - The worst part is that he knows what's coming, and he looks so…  [+] (36 new replies) 06/02/2013 on The feels +453
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#776 - bswanson (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm not saying he knows they're going to euthanize him.

What I'm saying is that he knows he's in pain, he knows everything hurts, and he knows that something is wrong because all of his friends from the police are being weird.

I bet he has also seen this ceremony before for other fallen cops, and has associated it with someone close to him dying.

Also, failtolawl , you're a douche
#396 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
Dogs are good at sensing emotion. He can probably feel everyone is sad for some reason.
User avatar #377 - pokeface (06/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that dog doesn't know he's about to be put to sleep.
User avatar #374 - tehlulzbringer (06/02/2013) [-]
he probably doesn't

many people don't know this, but animals tend to look tired when they're sick
#326 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
I think it might have more to do with pain.
#212 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #206 - failtolawl (06/02/2013) [-]
he doesn't fucking know. he just doesn't want to go to the vet, stop giving dogs more intelligence than they have.
#775 - bswanson (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm not saying he knows they're going to euthanize him.

What I'm saying is that he knows he's in pain, he knows everything hurts, and he knows that something is wrong because all of his friends from the police are being weird.

I bet he has also seen this ceremony before for other fallen cops, and has associated it with someone close to him dying.

Also, you're a douche
#774 - skinless (06/03/2013) [-]
go play in traffic
#659 - vizion (06/03/2013) [-]
My golden retriever is usually the most hyper dog you'll meet she'll greet you with a full on standing hug to me and my family members (more calmer to guests because trained) but when my mom was going for surgery my dog somehow knew and starting whining and crying in the saddest manner possible right before she left.. When she returned frail as any surgery patient, my dog was the most calmest and caring dog there was that moment. She starting crying and didn't leave her side it was so touching and beautiful
#591 - EKcEntRIC (06/03/2013) [-]
dogs are referred to as "Man's best friend" for the simple fact that they pay more attention to facial features than all other domesticatable animals, they pay attention to their owners and can actually recognize emotional features on our faces
User avatar #289 - julesv (06/02/2013) [-]
You're right.
#285 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
Hope you know you're a colossal cunt, kthxbai
User avatar #270 - psychopsychedelic (06/02/2013) [-]
Time to go to the vet!
User avatar #220 - Lilstow (06/02/2013) [-]
some dogs are able to tell when it's coming.
User avatar #221 - failtolawl (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh really? do you have proof?
User avatar #222 - Lilstow (06/02/2013) [-]
My dog.
User avatar #231 - failtolawl (06/02/2013) [-]
right, so you don't. Your dying dog doesn't like going to the vet just like every other dog doesn't want to go. so because I bring my 5 month old dog to the vet, he is scared shitless, that means he thinks he is going to die?

No, it's a fucking dog. I have lost 3 dogs in the past year, they are nothing but animals that listen to commands for food and protect those who feed them, nothing more. You can love them, and they could love you back, but never will they "know" they are going to get put down.
#495 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
If you lost 3 dogs in the past year, you should be behind bars. What the fuck did you do to them?

Somebody should call the ASPCA
User avatar #519 - failtolawl (06/03/2013) [-]
I dunno, maybe raised them for 14 years?
#425 - radiserne (06/02/2013) [-]
You've seriously lost 3 dogs in one year?
#388 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
at first i was with you, because no dog has the capability of knowing if they're going to be put down or not. but then you decided to be a total cunt. why'd you have to do that? why'd you have to be such a cunt?
#362 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
That's the thing about dogs and cats. They have this weirdass sense, it's like a 6th sense, maybe it has to do with smell. Maybe they can tell by the behavior of the humans around them (they have spent centuries evolving specifically to get along with people) German Shepards are smart, he probably sees all the people around him acting grave and serious, has a basic understanding of the purposes of a vet, and knows something serious is going to happen

There was a cat that lived at a nursing home that could tell when someone was going to die. Whenever a nurse saw the cat walk into a bedroom at night and lie on the person's chest, they would wake the person up and call their family members, because whenever the cat did that the person would die the next day, every time.

Then there are the really fucking stupid ones, like my cats. My last cat was crazy smart and could open doors. This one tried to climb a curtain rod, runs into windows and mirrors, and once got tangled in the blinds
#372 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
So yes, it's very possible for an animal to know it's going to be put down. It can tell that it is sick or in pain, and dogs especially have evolved to understand human body language and emotions just as well as other dogs. It's been shown that most sick humans and animals are able to recognize that their death is near within several days of said death.

So if a dog is walking along, knowing it is very sick, and surrounded by it's human pack/friends that are all acting sad, it can plausibly deduce it's going to die
#295 - usaisnotamerica (06/02/2013) [-]
I propose for most butthurt 2013.
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#470 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
People love to rage. Let them rage.
User avatar #239 - Lilstow (06/02/2013) [-]
My dog actually didn't mind the vet. infact he enjoyed it because he got to meet new dogs.

I had a basset hound who understood when we were trying to help him for medical reasons, so he did as we wanted him to.

When we found out he had a tumor the size of a bowling ball he seemed uneasy about the fact that we took him to the vet a bunch of times but didn't seem to do much. The tumor was putting pressure on his heart and lungs so he had difficulty breathing to the point that on his last night at home he just sat outside quietly, listening to the other dogs bark, unable to bark himself.

He knew damn well he was going to die.
#536 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/03/2013) [-]
not to shit on your feels, but your dog most likely just sensed that YOU got sad, and therefore became sad himself.
its like if you catch your dog doing something bad, you become angry, and then the dog looks remorsefull. studies have shown that if the owner doesn't show any negative response to their dog doing things they aren't supposed to do, the dog doesn't give two flying fucks.

dogs are awesome friends, but they are animals. no more, no less
#456 - blacknbluebrony (06/02/2013) [-]
#448 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/02/2013) [-]
I like how he finally got the hint to shut up. Good job man/woman.
User avatar #464 - failtolawl (06/02/2013) [-]
people have twisted beliefs when it comes to pets.
User avatar #643 - clockworkmage (06/03/2013) [-]
I don't know how much what the guy said is true, but do you think animals can't feel emotion? They can. There's really no disputing that. Animals have ability to very basic logic, and much of what he said is circumstantial, but even if everything he said was complete bollocks

Stop being a twat about it.
User avatar #642 - mrradical (06/03/2013) [-]
your beliefs seem pretty twisted to me.
you make it sound like your pets are nothing but moving toys, and if you have lost 3 dogs in the past year clearly you treat them as such.
User avatar #341 - zaxzwim (06/02/2013) [-]
oh god now i feel terrible!
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#11 - I would also say that the most unbelievable thing about this i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Excited about winning the... +1
#12 - fappuchino (06/02/2013) [-]
How do you even understand that random series of numbers and letters?
#15 - bswanson (06/02/2013) [-]
Do you not know baseball stats?
Ryan doumit got 2 hits in 3 At Bats and hit his 5the home run of the year, and so did Joe Mauer.
THAT is what it says

#10 - Are we all going to forget when he didnt know when to put the … 06/02/2013 on Excited about winning the... 0
#71 - So Iowa is hicks and gay s? Let us not forget that Des Moines… 06/02/2013 on The world according to... 0
#26 - LONG LIVE THE TRASH MAN 06/02/2013 on gave this speech to my parents +1
#198 - City Planners- Tracing the spaghetti that fell of their plate … 06/02/2013 on London +8
#96 - Capitalism- God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor 05/30/2013 on the infinate wisdom of Ron... 0
#78 - As a proud Swanson, I live my life by his pyramid  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on the infinate wisdom of Ron... +2
User avatar #84 - roflnaut (05/29/2013) [-]
This is now how I am going to live my life.
#96 - bswanson (05/30/2013) [-]
Capitalism- God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor
#77 - PROOF!!! I GIVE YOU PROOF!!! 05/29/2013 on the infinate wisdom of Ron... +1
#75 - HE'S FEEDING YOU LIES, IT"S PARKS AND RECREATION  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on the infinate wisdom of Ron... 0
#76 - mkaymkay (05/29/2013) [-]
I... what... WHO THE FUCK DO I LISTEN TO?
#77 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
PROOF!!! I GIVE YOU PROOF!!!
#159 - Because otherwise you're welcome. 05/29/2013 on Tumblr 0
#158 - do i feel any sarcasm there?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #160 - thempc (05/29/2013) [-]
no i'm being serious. thanks for the gif
#156 - here's gif of it THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #157 - thempc (05/29/2013) [-]
thanks man
#159 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
Because otherwise you're welcome.
#158 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
do i feel any sarcasm there?
User avatar #160 - thempc (05/29/2013) [-]
no i'm being serious. thanks for the gif
#145 - Too bad that's the free form jazz face  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #155 - thempc (05/29/2013) [-]
yeah i couldn't find the 1 he actually makes when he says that i just googled "patrick serious face"
#156 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
here's gif of it
THE INNER MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA
User avatar #157 - thempc (05/29/2013) [-]
thanks man
#159 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
Because otherwise you're welcome.
#158 - bswanson (05/29/2013) [-]
do i feel any sarcasm there?
User avatar #160 - thempc (05/29/2013) [-]
no i'm being serious. thanks for the gif
#3 - Exactly. And I had to do move the text in order to miss his wh… 05/23/2013 on Amy's Baking Company... 0
#237 - Does anyone have a gif of when he turns to Samy after this and… 05/23/2013 on Good Guy Ramsay 0
#290 - Actually was saying are you sure because Amy told her to give … 05/23/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... 0
#9 - Or he ate snail po 05/22/2013 on Human Face Development In... 0
#19 - told. My bad. Noticed that 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +18
#16 - you're right. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, THERE'S A…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +12
User avatar #17 - vexaton (05/22/2013) [-]
No worries. I was just wondering, seeing as how my comment might have been misunderstood.
#14 - No vexaton , that was exactly the joke. And she knew it  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +3
User avatar #15 - vexaton (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know... Are you saying I'm right, or wrong about something?
#16 - bswanson (05/22/2013) [-]
you're right.


OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, THERE'S A TEAR IN THE INTERNET. I ACCEPTED WHAT YOU SAID AS TRUTH AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
User avatar #17 - vexaton (05/22/2013) [-]
No worries. I was just wondering, seeing as how my comment might have been misunderstood.
#5 - Can we all just stop making these and agree that anything with…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on All of my want -10
User avatar #13 - Alchemyst (05/22/2013) [-]
Second part: Hell yes.

First part: Not a Vanillite's chance in Mt. Ember.
User avatar #8 - padlochmcgee (05/22/2013) [-]
Thats Marowak not Cubone
#3 - mine Amy- Amy's Baking Company, and I swear to god, if you…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +189
User avatar #159 - tacticalhog (05/22/2013) [-]
Did they call the police on you? Or is it safe to prank call them?
User avatar #184 - chrisruler (05/22/2013) [-]
you won't get arrested for a simple prank call. The police won't do anything about it anyway. Especially for that shit hole of a place.
#22 - bostpost (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - theugandanhero (05/22/2013) [-]
"I'm pretty sure I just don't you that." ??
#19 - bswanson (05/22/2013) [-]
told. My bad. Noticed that
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/22/2013) [-]
Wut?
User avatar #12 - vexaton (05/22/2013) [-]
In the episode of kitchen nightmares, the employee you see in the picture was fired for asking "Are you sure?" when she got 3 plates of something to deliver when she thought she was gonna get 4. It's a subtle joke bswanson made, but it was a genius one, and I like that.

Now I might be wrong in it being plates or something else, but that's basically what happened.
#257 - kontraband (05/23/2013) [-]
It had nothing to do with plates, she was just saying "are you sure?", as in are you sure this is going to Ramsay's table

And you know what, people are saying how she's all innocent, but she was being sarcastic. You can obviously tell she was trying to be sarcastic and witty, saying "Are you sure? " when Amy told her to to take the plate to Ramsay.
Just watch the video, watch her facial expression, and listen to the tone of her voice. It's subtle, but it was there.
#290 - bswanson (05/23/2013) [-]
Actually was saying are you sure because Amy told her to give it to table 4B or something, but she was only waiting on food from table 6C, so instead of saying, "No, its this one", she tried to allow her to correct herself
User avatar #285 - vexaton (05/23/2013) [-]
Dude, I've seen the video. She was not sarcastic at all... It was a questioning face and voice. Don't waste your energy trying to discuss it.

And in the video, she wasn't sure she was gonna get "a specific uncertain, to vexaton, amount of food" or another amount. Both your arguements were wrong.
#14 - bswanson (05/22/2013) [-]
No vexaton , that was exactly the joke. And she knew it
User avatar #15 - vexaton (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know... Are you saying I'm right, or wrong about something?
#16 - bswanson (05/22/2013) [-]
you're right.


OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, THERE'S A TEAR IN THE INTERNET. I ACCEPTED WHAT YOU SAID AS TRUTH AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
User avatar #17 - vexaton (05/22/2013) [-]
No worries. I was just wondering, seeing as how my comment might have been misunderstood.
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