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#206 - So you guys wanna go in the basement and bash some rats with me then? 06/26/2013 on For Help With Bullies +1
#30 - Dude, **** regular monopoly, all I ever play is t… 06/21/2013 on Something I found. +1
#76 - OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP THIS TRAUMATIZED ME F… 06/20/2013 on what the hell 0
#49 - Unless you realize the context it was originally meant for. Co…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Scumbag America -1
#129 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Except the rights were defined as inalienable, so pretty much everything you said was complete bullshit.
#2 - think they meant taco cat  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Cat Taco +1
#4 - reikara (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I did but i fucked up and realized after i posted it.
User avatar #5 - centurionprime (06/18/2013) [-]
its totally cool, hate is unneccesary here.
we all make mistakes.
#14 - Im just gonna leave this here 06/18/2013 on ITS DEATH BEAR! +6
#4 - which are those? I understand the are you sorry part, but me a… 06/17/2013 on Grocery Store-y Time Part 2 0
#113 - I actually learned something like this from Stephen Colbert. A… 06/17/2013 on Interesting science stuff! +11
#54 - I have no doubt it wouldnt hurt the jeep. Im just sayingthat y… 06/14/2013 on 'Murica 0
#52 - bro, ive got an even better idea. We should belly flop with my…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #53 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
it wouldnt hurt the jeep. jeeps are built for that shit as long as they dont flood the airbox; and if you get a snorkel, you can fully submerge the thing.
people buy jeeps to do this shit
#54 - bswanson (06/14/2013) [-]
I have no doubt it wouldnt hurt the jeep. Im just sayingthat you dont often pull one around to your backyard so you can drive it in to your pool
#24 - Bro, ive got the greatest idea. Lets jump my 6 foot above grou…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2013 on 'Murica +3
User avatar #50 - thehans (06/13/2013) [-]
they destroyed the pool intentionally, no one is that stupid
#52 - bswanson (06/14/2013) [-]
bro, ive got an even better idea. We should belly flop with my Jeep.

Bro, lets do it
User avatar #53 - thehans (06/14/2013) [-]
it wouldnt hurt the jeep. jeeps are built for that shit as long as they dont flood the airbox; and if you get a snorkel, you can fully submerge the thing.
people buy jeeps to do this shit
#54 - bswanson (06/14/2013) [-]
I have no doubt it wouldnt hurt the jeep. Im just sayingthat you dont often pull one around to your backyard so you can drive it in to your pool
#59 - THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT. Everyone else will be showing this… 06/13/2013 on Booty booty booty rocking... 0
#55 - "Booty! i like it" Howard Stern "Awwww we g…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Booty booty booty rocking... 0
#58 - salsawin (06/13/2013) [-]
Okay, a valid point. It just surprised me that they picked him to go on, knowing full well that he has precisely one song and that's all he'll ever have.
#59 - bswanson (06/13/2013) [-]
THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT.
Everyone else will be showing this profound growth and improvement, and he's just gonna sing about dat ass
#53 - I have no idea what you're talking about. Compared to pants on…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Booty booty booty rocking... 0
#54 - salsawin (06/12/2013) [-]
It just really surprised me. It didn't seem like the kind of thing they would go for.
#55 - bswanson (06/12/2013) [-]
"Booty! i like it" Howard Stern
"Awwww we got a butt man" Chiefrocca
Coldy Cole says 'BUTT MAN'
#58 - salsawin (06/13/2013) [-]
Okay, a valid point. It just surprised me that they picked him to go on, knowing full well that he has precisely one song and that's all he'll ever have.
#59 - bswanson (06/13/2013) [-]
THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT.
Everyone else will be showing this profound growth and improvement, and he's just gonna sing about dat ass
#45 - Did someone say BOOTY???? That B double O T Y?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Booty booty booty rocking... +1
#52 - salsawin (06/12/2013) [-]
Man, this guy...I was amazed that the judges passed him on.
#53 - bswanson (06/12/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about. Compared to pants on the ground, this song is a grammy nominee
#54 - salsawin (06/12/2013) [-]
It just really surprised me. It didn't seem like the kind of thing they would go for.
#55 - bswanson (06/12/2013) [-]
"Booty! i like it" Howard Stern
"Awwww we got a butt man" Chiefrocca
Coldy Cole says 'BUTT MAN'
#58 - salsawin (06/13/2013) [-]
Okay, a valid point. It just surprised me that they picked him to go on, knowing full well that he has precisely one song and that's all he'll ever have.
#59 - bswanson (06/13/2013) [-]
THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT.
Everyone else will be showing this profound growth and improvement, and he's just gonna sing about dat ass
#18 - Close, West Des Moines. Fuel Savers has made me hate wednesdays in May 06/11/2013 on Grocery Store-y Time 0
#16 - sorry, i was away from my computer until the 30 minutes disabl… 06/11/2013 on Grocery Store-y Time 0
#38 - "When a man and a woman love each other very much, he put… 06/10/2013 on Only letters, numbers, and... +18
#4 - oh sorry, i was away from my computer before i noticed the pic… 06/10/2013 on Grocery Store-y Time +2
#80 - YOU IDIOTS, WHY ARE YOU THUMBING THAT DOWN???? THATS HIS EX WI…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2013 on Ron Swanson at his best +1
User avatar #82 - debramster (06/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, I guess the people don't know the show
#36 - Them crawling out looks like Imma get ya bad guys 06/10/2013 on Spidey did it again +1
#22 - why did you shave the middle of your mustache? I didn…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Ron Swanson at his best +33
#67 - debramster (06/10/2013) [-]
If you know what i mean.
#98 - demystify (06/10/2013) [-]
#80 - bswanson (06/10/2013) [-]
YOU IDIOTS, WHY ARE YOU THUMBING THAT DOWN???? THATS HIS EX WIFE THAT HE'D BEEN MAKING OUT WITH THE NIGHT BEFORE. THIS IS RELEVANT. MY THUMBS TO YOU DEBRAMSTER
User avatar #82 - debramster (06/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, I guess the people don't know the show
#389 - Bro, I've played nothing but ncaa basketball 09 for like 3 months. 06/10/2013 on How gaming should be done 0
#22 - OH GOD I JUST LEARNED THIS TODAY Apparently Samuel L …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Sorry, Morgan +140
#53 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
That's cool and all...but don't go all tumblr on us
USING CAPS AND SHIT.


just sayin..
#60 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
caps, copyright of tumblr
User avatar #42 - rieskimo (06/06/2013) [-]
That just makes it more awesome.
User avatar #32 - thechosentroll (06/06/2013) [-]
That actually explains a lot.
#776 - I'm not saying he knows they're going to euthanize him. … 06/03/2013 on The feels 0
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