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#47 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Feels +3
#65 - danielesq (10/07/2013) [-]
#54 - draggonerify (10/07/2013) [-]
how about the lucy out of the manga with about 3 km reach?
User avatar #55 - xpurpledragonx (10/07/2013) [-]
Well as long as she was Nyu.
#56 - draggonerify (10/07/2013) [-]
In the end (if you haven't read the manga) she went totally insane incontrollable and got shot by Kota because she wanted Happy with that?
User avatar #58 - xpurpledragonx (10/07/2013) [-]
umm was that all a question? I'm a little lost with the end of your statement and no I didn't read the manga but still I'd be okay with hugging her while she was Nyu, sometime before the end of her life.
#59 - draggonerify (10/07/2013) [-]
I am asking this because you probably watched the anime because you replied to me. But most of the people I met and watched the anime don't know how it ends because they didn't read the manga. Also most of them liked Lucy the most so I ruined it pretty for everybody who didn't know she died in the books.
User avatar #53 - mechaemperor (10/07/2013) [-]
Alucard seems like a real bro. I would.
#156 - For all those metal fans out there. Don't forget about these guys. 08/30/2013 on Canada +2
#7 - Picture  [+] (35 new replies) 08/24/2013 on This is quite accurate +21
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User avatar #11 - lippai (08/24/2013) [-]
I hope when you say "bike" you don't mean hairdryer?
#15 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
this is the bike i have.
User avatar #76 - theturkeyburger (08/24/2013) [-]
We can still see your comments through your profile you stupid faggot
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User avatar #63 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
that is a honda...
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User avatar #67 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
oh yeah. its the commuter version of the CBR. its a similar rice too, so it isn't exactly the poor mans option... it was like £2700-ish. plus, they have very close stats. it just depends what you prefer driving. i dont like the seating postion of the CBR personally, thats the main reason i got the CBF.
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User avatar #69 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
its nearly double the price. i cannot afford that when im in full time education and working part time..
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User avatar #71 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
well, if everyone on the road is doing 30mph then a 125 is good enough to ride around on. i can get 70mph out of it so it isn't too bad.

I would buy a second hand one and repair it but im simply too lazy i was upgrading from a 50 when i got it so i just wanted the 125 there and then really.
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User avatar #79 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
well, im gunna get a 400 in about 8 months time. i'll be working full time then. still not sure what 400 to go for though tbh.

CBR is a fun ike though! my ex had one.i always used to rob her keys and just go out on it for a bit.
User avatar #16 - lippai (08/24/2013) [-]
If you pulled up next to me in that and called me a putrid fucking cunt I would chuckle to myself at how much of a cock you are.
User avatar #17 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
im just having fun man. i dont pull up next to people, look them dead in the eye and call them a putrid fucking cunt. i only insult people if they are being a cock. like say im doing the speed limit and you overtake without leaving a lot of room next to me. thats putting me in danger. you're being a cock if you do that. i only overtake when its safe for everyone. that is the only time i insult someone. when i have a viable reason to, like right after they put my life in danger.
User avatar #18 - lippai (08/24/2013) [-]
But what you said was that you go down the middle of the road (weaving through traffic) which is what a lot of motorbikes do (and i find really fucking annoying) then what I think you were trying to say as I'm not sure if it was continuing on from the first sentence or not is that when people try to block you from going through the middle you call them a putrid fucking cunt. I may just be reading it wrong but thats what it looks like you're trying to say.
User avatar #20 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
well, if im sitting in traffic that is parked, its safe to overtake and why does it even bother you when a bike overtakes? and i wont do it if someone isnt being a cock. you're a cock if you see me lane-splitting and intentionally pull over so that i cant get through, that in itself is dangerous. it doesn't make a difference to anybody if a bike passes through when waiting at lights, i often dont overtake when moving either. i normally only overtake at traffic lights when everyone is stopped.
User avatar #22 - lippai (08/24/2013) [-]
it doesn't bother me when a bike overtakes, just when its in traffic, and i guarantee you, most drivers hate it. And no, obviously I wouldn't do it because as you say it puts you or another bike rider in danger. I don't know i guess i just hate motorbikes, I think they're death traps tbh.
User avatar #23 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
ah, yeah one of my friends died on a motorbike last year actually. and i know most drivers hate it but like, it doesn't affect any of the cars i go past, i just don't understand why car drivers hate it so much..
User avatar #45 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
The reason it's so goddamn annoying is because you seem to think that it's not wrong to do it. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD, and simply put your 'overtaking' is more dangerous than someone blocking you from doing it. You call someone a cock for forcing you to obey traffic laws? Really? I do what I can to block every biker who pulls shit like that, because doing that makes you a worthless cunt. You do not own the road, and you are subject to the same traffic laws that everybody else is. Everyone stopped at a light? Sit and wait in line like the rest of us, asshole.
User avatar #47 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
im in england. bikes have different road laws to cars here. your statement is void.
User avatar #50 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I guess. Bet it still fucking annoying for people over there, though. Here I am, waiting at the stop light like everybody else, and some dick on a bike starts cruising through traffic because he's too impatient to wait like the rest of us? Fuck no, I block your ass. Hope you brought something to drink, 'cause you aren't going anywhere until I do.
User avatar #51 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
no matter how hard you try though, a bike will always get past if they want and we dont cause any trouble, we pull off from the lights before most people are in gear so we dont even take any of your time. i mean, i see what you mean, it isn't fair, but if you had a bike, you'd end up doing it too man.
User avatar #52 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
I think it has mostly to do with my not-at-all irrational hatred of having people in front of me. Admittedly it's not as bad with a bike, since you're usually far enough ahead that it doesn't bother me, but I can't stand being trapped behind people. Inevitably that speed demon you let into the lane in front of you will turn into a doddering granny five minutes later, and then you're going twenty under the limit and you know you'll never be free of the clusterfuck.
User avatar #56 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah i know that feel. haha, tbf though bikes tend to atleast always do the limit or stay a good distance ahead, as you said. what car do you have anyway? i like vehicles...
User avatar #57 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
This is where I could potentially pick some random 'sexy' car from a list and go on and on about my sweet ride, but I've never been into vehicles for the aesthetic value. I drive a Toyota 4Runner, because I get ill if I'm not sitting high off the road (and because it was cheap). I'd post an image, but I imagine your desire to know more dried up when I said 'Toyota'.

It's no Ferrari, but what good would a Ferrari do me in the city anyway? At least my 4Runner has a lot of space and special equipment for parties and tailgating and whatnot. Those party speakers can be heard from half a mile away.
User avatar #58 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
that a nice ride tbf man. its not all about how it looks,whats inside it matters too. how old is it?
User avatar #62 - KazumaKyu (08/24/2013) [-]
three years old. The dude I bought it from had bought it new himself like six months earlier, and I'll never understand why he was reselling it so cheaply. I got it for ten grand (which is potentially a lot for a used car, but it was six months old), which is like a third of what he paid for it. He wasn't selling me a lemon, either; it was in great condition.

Almost had a heart attack when he set the price so low, but I wasn't gonna argue with the man. An almost-new car with all the bells and whistles for 10 grand? Yes please.
User avatar #66 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
good deal man! id rather have that for 10k than a Ferrari any day haha. nice looking model too, the older ones were too boxy. you got a good deal!
User avatar #25 - lippai (08/24/2013) [-]
I personally don't like it because one biker snapped my wing mirror off last year
User avatar #28 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
i did knock a wing mirror once but i pulled over, checked it wasn't damaged and apologised before i continued. did the biker just carry on when he took your mirror off?
User avatar #29 - lippai (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #30 - swaggerwagon (08/24/2013) [-]
see, that guy is just an asshole.. if i were ever to damage a wing mirror i would pay for the repairs.
#12 - anonymousiemoo (08/24/2013) [-]
This. All of my this.

They are so annoying.
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#66 - Found the metalcore kid. 07/23/2013 on Devolution of Metal +22
#93 - Like I give a **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Description -4
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