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|#165 - wait i dont see the part on how the slide is pushed back. I th…||10/15/2013 on ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞||0|
|#891 - I'm bruce lee bro [+] (1 new reply)||07/14/2013 on Calling all trolls||0|
#894 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
|#863 - Sometimes I tell people to guess what. I never tell them what!… [+] (3 new replies)||07/14/2013 on Calling all trolls||0|
#889 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#894 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
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|#146 - now it makes sense.||03/02/2013 on Sharpest nipples in campus||0|
|#141 - I find that very hard to believe. Nobody would die in a house … [+] (6 new replies)||03/02/2013 on Sharpest nipples in campus||0|
#147 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
No, people die in house fires all the time. They just don't get burnt, they suffocate from the smoke. Still, being in a shower as all your pipes are super heated and the water in them comes to a boil is not a great idea.
#151 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
FEMA reports 3500 deaths in fires every year, not including people who die later in the hospital from injuries. I've seen reports near 5000.
Now stop trying to sound like a tough guy and look at the official reported numbers before running your mouth and please, for the love of god, get over your superiority complex.
#152 - autoxx (03/03/2013) [-]
"Exactly, it is the same as being under the covers when there are monsters, murderers, or uncle Frank in your room. "
"That's why showers are so comfortable, we instinctively know that nothing can harm us in there as long as the shower curtain is closed. "
"what about if the fire gets into the water valve and it showers fire? "
Do these sound like someone serious?
This is FUNNYjunk retard, go get a sense of humor, make an account, and maybe then you can have an opinion.