Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

bruce lee    

bruce lee Avatar Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Offline
Send mail to bruce lee Block bruce lee Invite bruce lee to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/15/2009
Last Login:6/08/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 34 total,  37 ,  3
Comment Thumbs: 330 total,  679 ,  349
Content Level Progress: 64.4% (38/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 133 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:0
Content Views:310
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:450
FJ Points:454

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

youtube videos

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#165 - wait i dont see the part on how the slide is pushed back. I th… 10/15/2013 on ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ 0
#891 - I'm bruce lee bro  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Calling all trolls 0
#894 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! they can hear, and see what your visually thinking this is the complete truth The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place. Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc. I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE You have to spread the message!!!!! The world has to know about this!!!!!
#863 - Sometimes I tell people to guess what. I never tell them what!…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Calling all trolls 0
User avatar #889 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #891 - bruce lee (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm bruce lee bro
#894 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! they can hear, and see what your visually thinking this is the complete truth The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place. Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc. I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE You have to spread the message!!!!! The world has to know about this!!!!!
#164 - That's California. It's one bipolar ************ ,… 07/06/2013 on Signs it’s too hot... 0
#18 - I think this shows the difference between a man and woman. A m… 06/11/2013 on Making perfect sense 0
#67 - Seriously, lol. "Omg you pooped... I'm breaking up with y… 04/26/2013 on This just happened to me +7
#1797 - fk yeah im so dark 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#1796 - what color am i?!?!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
User avatar #1797 - bruce lee (04/07/2013) [-]
fk yeah im so dark
#146 - now it makes sense. 03/02/2013 on Sharpest nipples in campus 0
#141 - I find that very hard to believe. Nobody would die in a house …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Sharpest nipples in campus 0
#143 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
No one does, the NEWS just reports it that way so kids don't play with matches.
#147 - 4chan refugee (03/02/2013) [-]
No, people die in house fires all the time. They just don't get burnt, they suffocate from the smoke. Still, being in a shower as all your pipes are super heated and the water in them comes to a boil is not a great idea.
#148 - autoxx (03/02/2013) [-]
You are 12 aren't you?
Densemotherfucker.jpg
#151 - 4chan refugee (03/03/2013) [-]
FEMA reports 3500 deaths in fires every year, not including people who die later in the hospital from injuries. I've seen reports near 5000.

Now stop trying to sound like a tough guy and look at the official reported numbers before running your mouth and please, for the love of god, get over your superiority complex.
#152 - autoxx (03/03/2013) [-]
Read the whole conversation you idiot.
"Exactly, it is the same as being under the covers when there are monsters, murderers, or uncle Frank in your room. "
"That's why showers are so comfortable, we instinctively know that nothing can harm us in there as long as the shower curtain is closed. "
"what about if the fire gets into the water valve and it showers fire? "

Do these sound like someone serious?
This is FUNNYjunk retard, go get a sense of humor, make an account, and maybe then you can have an opinion.
User avatar #146 - bruce lee (03/02/2013) [-]
now it makes sense.

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - kievaughnb (08/24/2012) [-]
Epic account.
#3 - bunniesonfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - DivdesBaconByZero **User deleted account** (05/31/2010) [-]
BLUE WAFFLE OM NOM NOM OM NOM (Favour returned)
#2 to #1 - bunniesonfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
 Friends (0)