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Date Signed Up:9/15/2009
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#635 - At least somebody who doesn't have a mental disorder? Someone …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2016 on Racist Trump -1
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#637 - MuahahaOfLore (05/17/2016) [-]
and if hes not a choice?

(and hes already not a choice for some of us)
#578 - wait is funnyjunk actually supporting trump? this guy is an id…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Racist Trump -2
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#608 - MuahahaOfLore (05/17/2016) [-]
you have two options who do you pick?
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#635 - bruce lee (05/17/2016) [-]
At least somebody who doesn't have a mental disorder? Someone who isn't a jackass who wasn't given a small loan of $40 million dolllars, has never had a no for an answer in his life, and when he is told no he has a tantrum and turns as red as a tomato?

Someone who knows politics and actually has a plan and not just insults and rudeness, and abstract ideas that he can never actually have a decent conversation about?

Do you realize you know nothing about Trump's ideas, policies, or actual intents because his whole campaign is, "fuck you im the best, look at that guy in the audience, he thinks im the best! also fuck the mexicans YEAH AMERICA GONNA BE GREAT AGAIN!"

A person being president does not make America great again. Trump isn't a God, he doesn't have a plan, and plans and action make the difference.

I really don't like any of the candidates being a republican/libertarian myself, but fuck, I'd chose Bernie Sanders any day over Trump.
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#637 - MuahahaOfLore (05/17/2016) [-]
and if hes not a choice?

(and hes already not a choice for some of us)
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#586 - battletechmech (05/17/2016) [-]
And the competition is better?
#2254 - It clearly shows, how strong you are. You can keep going. 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#165 - wait i dont see the part on how the slide is pushed back. I th… 10/15/2013 on ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ 0
#891 - I'm bruce lee bro  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Calling all trolls 0
#894 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! they can hear, and see what your visually thinking this is the complete truth The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place. Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc. I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE You have to spread the message!!!!! The world has to know about this!!!!!
#863 - Sometimes I tell people to guess what. I never tell them what!…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Calling all trolls 0
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#889 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#891 - bruce lee (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm bruce lee bro
#894 - rugyakuku (07/14/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! they can hear, and see what your visually thinking this is the complete truth The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place. Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc. I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE You have to spread the message!!!!! The world has to know about this!!!!!
#164 - That's California. It's one bipolar ************, if you ever … 07/06/2013 on Signs it’s too hot... 0
#18 - I think this shows the difference between a man and woman. A m… 06/11/2013 on Making perfect sense 0
#67 - Seriously, lol. "Omg you pooped... I'm breaking up with y… 04/26/2013 on This just happened to me +7
#1797 - fk yeah im so dark 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0