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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/25/2010
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#62 - "that username is already taken" 01/18/2014 on True Evil +1
#533 - i don't find ugly girls attractive. 01/18/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... 0
#271 - this is disturbingly relevant. 01/18/2014 on They took our JERBS!!!! +2
#131 - it's a long bus ride. 01/17/2014 on Edgy title +1
#55 - i ******* hate when old people try talking **** …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Margarita Anyone? +11
User avatar #74 - moshimoshi (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to take the time here to tell you a few secrets. You have probably had to take courses in job-searching and stuff, and filled out applications al the livelong day.

Forget that shit. The "old people" are mostly right, and there are at least 3 good ways to land a job.

1: Networking. Learn to know a lot of people. If you can get to know them through your parents all the better, but anything goes. Everybody knows someone with a small company who wants to change the lazy bum they have against a diligent worker.

2: Sit down and think: Are there any companies around here that I would like working with? Make a list. Visit the company, ask to see their HR manager. Introduce yourself with a firm handshake and tell him/her in a few short sentences why you really would like a position with them and why they would benefit by hiring you.

3: If you don't have a girlfriend or too much holding you down, consider expanding your search by moving. Flipping burgers isn't that bad, especially at the smaller burger places but there are lots of more rewarding things to do, even outdoors jobs.

During all this: Look smart. Short, elegant haircut, no visible tattoos etc. You can express how you're a unique little flower after you get the job. A well-tailored suit is a great investment. Job interviews are a lot like scoring with a chick: Good first impression, be confident without bragging and dont't be afraid to be funny.

Also, learning to weld, repair cars and drive trucks are amazing fallback plans/extra cash methods.

Remember what I've said when you're done with school, and good luck.
#82 - Ken M (01/16/2014) [-]
This is so much work. Reminds me of my regret of being born.
User avatar #79 - minorian (01/16/2014) [-]
I think you are being one of "those assholes" he's talking about.
User avatar #81 - moshimoshi (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I know. It's still well-meant advice. Sitting on your arse and filling out applications is not very effective.
#66 - kwizzer (01/16/2014) [-]
That's what my teachers said in high school too:
>"Can't find a job? Study some more."
Hence I've got 2 more subjects I'd like to major in at uni
User avatar #57 - braddlesxp (01/16/2014) [-]
everyone applys for McDonalds and fast food chains haha, you're not special.
#68 - namesnshit (01/16/2014) [-]
i never worked for a fast food chain. i can't stand the smell of oil and grease.
User avatar #100 - braddlesxp (01/17/2014) [-]
same man, i went from school to residential housing designer
#61 - Ken M (01/16/2014) [-]
guess again, only people desperate for a job would work at mcdonalds
User avatar #63 - braddlesxp (01/16/2014) [-]
neh
#22 - hah, well that's just not true. 01/15/2014 on Magic 0
#15 - what's the difference! badum tssss  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Magic +1
#21 - karvarausku (01/15/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at GTA Cops ** only one of them gets eaten by you.
User avatar #22 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
hah, well that's just not true.
#14 - yeah, and then 2 weeks later its all "i ******* ha… 01/15/2014 on These fucking people 0
#13 - is that a cow in the blackboard?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Magic +1
User avatar #26 - mrjbrown (01/15/2014) [-]
how do you people notice things like this
User avatar #14 - shadownigga (01/15/2014) [-]
No it's a pregnant woman.
User avatar #15 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
what's the difference! badum tssss
#21 - karvarausku (01/15/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #220 at GTA Cops ** only one of them gets eaten by you.
User avatar #22 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
hah, well that's just not true.
#41 - that's a big ******* toad.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on it's time 0
#47 - asx (01/15/2014) [-]
Its a lot closer than the guy. You can see the fishing line holding it up.
#19 - hm, i didn't think about that, and that's kinda ****** up. 01/15/2014 on Tickle Monster 0
#59 - that's a fairly valid point. 01/15/2014 on Tumblr +4
#171 - this. HAH, i totally missed my pun there. 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +5
#43 - like, i've seen it on, and seen a few clips in passing, but i …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Not a good omen 0
User avatar #47 - RandomAnonGuy (01/15/2014) [-]
I dunno if it's him and I've only seen the first season, but the fat guy looks like a guy from lost who was cursed with bad luck, and it's implied that he caused the plane to crash.
#72 - thefuckingpatsfan (01/15/2014) [-]
It's not implied, hurley (Jorge Garcia, or as you might know him, "the fat guy") just thought he was cursed and blamed the plane crash on himself and his curse. But it wasn't really his fault.
User avatar #107 - RandomAnonGuy (01/16/2014) [-]
As I said, I've only seen the first season. And it's implied by the storyline, and the fact that Hurley blames himself. It wasn't confirmed either way at that point.
#42 - i never saw lost, but if that's the guy from lost, then i get …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Not a good omen 0
User avatar #43 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
like, i've seen it on, and seen a few clips in passing, but i never really watched an episode.
User avatar #47 - RandomAnonGuy (01/15/2014) [-]
I dunno if it's him and I've only seen the first season, but the fat guy looks like a guy from lost who was cursed with bad luck, and it's implied that he caused the plane to crash.
#72 - thefuckingpatsfan (01/15/2014) [-]
It's not implied, hurley (Jorge Garcia, or as you might know him, "the fat guy") just thought he was cursed and blamed the plane crash on himself and his curse. But it wasn't really his fault.
User avatar #107 - RandomAnonGuy (01/16/2014) [-]
As I said, I've only seen the first season. And it's implied by the storyline, and the fact that Hurley blames himself. It wasn't confirmed either way at that point.
#167 - "now i know what chocolate rain really is" …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +6
#170 - jessieroxx (01/15/2014) [-]
so did they
User avatar #171 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
this. HAH, i totally missed my pun there.
#236 - rode my bike in detroit once, damn jiggaboo's stole it while i… 01/15/2014 on Thank you +2
#320 - my hand doesn't really close enough to hold change when i'm ho… 01/15/2014 on The Judgement 0
#313 - how is your hand gonna hold your wallet and hold the change properly?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on The Judgement 0
User avatar #317 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
It's very easy to hold change in my hand, and still be able to use my thumb and index finger. Also, if she passes with both hands then just accept your cash and change with both hands, and put the change in your pocket then deal with your wallet, if what I do is to hard for you.
User avatar #320 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
my hand doesn't really close enough to hold change when i'm holding my wallet, even when i'm only using my thumb and index finger.
the only way i'd be able to grab change and bills with both hands, is if my wallet was floating or something.
#311 - but then i have change in the hand that's holding my wallet, a…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2014 on The Judgement 0
User avatar #312 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
"end up going all over the place"

well, I can't say I have ever had this problem... but ok
User avatar #313 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
how is your hand gonna hold your wallet and hold the change properly?
User avatar #317 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
It's very easy to hold change in my hand, and still be able to use my thumb and index finger. Also, if she passes with both hands then just accept your cash and change with both hands, and put the change in your pocket then deal with your wallet, if what I do is to hard for you.
User avatar #320 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
my hand doesn't really close enough to hold change when i'm holding my wallet, even when i'm only using my thumb and index finger.
the only way i'd be able to grab change and bills with both hands, is if my wallet was floating or something.
#308 - i actually prefer when they don't because i have to put bills …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2014 on The Judgement +2
User avatar #310 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
You can use two hands shocking, but time effective
User avatar #311 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
but then i have change in the hand that's holding my wallet, and it might end up going all over the place when i have to put my bills in.
User avatar #312 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
"end up going all over the place"

well, I can't say I have ever had this problem... but ok
User avatar #313 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
how is your hand gonna hold your wallet and hold the change properly?
User avatar #317 - rocksteady (01/15/2014) [-]
It's very easy to hold change in my hand, and still be able to use my thumb and index finger. Also, if she passes with both hands then just accept your cash and change with both hands, and put the change in your pocket then deal with your wallet, if what I do is to hard for you.
User avatar #320 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
my hand doesn't really close enough to hold change when i'm holding my wallet, even when i'm only using my thumb and index finger.
the only way i'd be able to grab change and bills with both hands, is if my wallet was floating or something.
#14 - yup, make sure you stay scared and buy something! 01/15/2014 on I'm just saying about your... 0
#2 - actually our government has gotten away from us, and any pers…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on I'm just saying about your... -1
#4 - Ken M (01/14/2014) [-]
Hater ^
User avatar #14 - brrigg (01/15/2014) [-]
yup, make sure you stay scared and buy something!
#5 - people, please, beat your children... hard...and often. 01/14/2014 on Kid Fights His Mom In The... 0
#1 - first lady; overalls and a sports jacket? like for reals? 01/14/2014 on Insane Japanese Elevator Prank 0

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