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#2429 - Picture 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2424 - **brrigg rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2429 - brrigg (05/28/2014) [-]
#44 - Picture 05/28/2014 on Dont laugh +1
#119 - cats are assholes. 05/28/2014 on Amazing Dog Logic 0
#3 - just looking at the first two comments, yeah, we're all thinki… 05/26/2014 on Piggy Bank Satan +24
#7 - ***** , look at that twelvehead, that is 30% at best. 05/26/2014 on Wigger +3
#7 - Picture 05/25/2014 on Spider Girl +6
#14 - WUT. 05/25/2014 on Bad day 0
#1 - that's pretty good lol. 05/25/2014 on Funniest Lindsay Lohan gif -1
#876 - i will delete my account, on may 23, 2023. as you never specif… 05/25/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... +2
#874 - **brrigg rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Funnyjunk, lets play a game... 0
User avatar #876 - brrigg (05/25/2014) [-]
i will delete my account, on may 23, 2023. as you never specified a date.
#5 - you know why it has a pentagram in the middle? CUZ THAT … 05/25/2014 on Satan's Dodecahedron 0
#6 - seriously? he had a diagram and everything.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on (untitled) +18
#11 - dragontamers (05/25/2014) [-]
#28 - that hurts my balls just looking at it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Lifting 0
User avatar #29 - aximil (05/25/2014) [-]
Why would that hurt your balls? It's supported entirely between the shoulders and the feet in that position are keeping it from putting any pressure on the nuts.
#39 - you know, when you see a thousand of something organized like … 05/25/2014 on Please enter detailed tags +10
#34 - and not one of you failures though of this guy, you should be ashamed. 05/24/2014 on u wot m8 0
#102 - lol, it's the mexican version.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on what pixar movie you wanna... +3
User avatar #119 - bioniccar (05/25/2014) [-]
wall y eveeeee
#35 - you may have missed the minor anomaly of him standing back up.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Best Skydiving Fails 0
#36 - cabbagemayhem (05/24/2014) [-]
At first, I assumed someone took the original footage of someone dying and cut scenes when she pointed the camera down, and had someone else dressed in the same gear stand up. Now that I look at it, the backdrop is exactly the same in both scenes, so that can't be it.

It is strange, though, that he happened to land right in front of them without a steerable parachute. My next guess is that the entire thing was set up, and when he curled up in midair, they cut to a curled up dummy about to crash, but that would be pretty sophisticated.

I'm convinced it's fake because I can't find any information on it (and this would make headlines), but I'm not really sure how.
#173 - isn't this fact where that joke originally came from? 05/23/2014 on Science Comp!!! +2
#172 - you're growing on me billy. 05/23/2014 on Science Comp!!! +2
#92 - GAWD DAYUM! Robert Downey Jr. is amazing! 05/23/2014 on just a dude playing a dude 0
#45 - dude's got a point, arachnids are not insects.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE +4
User avatar #55 - honkan (05/22/2014) [-]
Though it works on ants as well. Is there a common words for arachnids and insects?
User avatar #86 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #226 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #235 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/24/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#244 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
^number one dushbag
#44 - how willing are you to take the risk that this thing wont muta… 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE +1
#33 - "I definitely better touch this deadly mind controlling p…  [+] (27 new replies) 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE +28
User avatar #109 - ragingdouchbag (05/22/2014) [-]
the fungus has multiple variations but each variation is only for one specific animal
User avatar #35 - icewraith (05/22/2014) [-]
It only works on insects
User avatar #44 - brrigg (05/22/2014) [-]
how willing are you to take the risk that this thing wont mutate, and be able to affect human tissue? on a scale of 1- to absolutely fucking not, i'm gonna go with, all of my nope. no creepy ass zombie parasite's where fondled in the making of this film.
User avatar #43 - harbingerwolf (05/22/2014) [-]
Nigga das a tarantula.
User avatar #45 - brrigg (05/22/2014) [-]
dude's got a point, arachnids are not insects.
User avatar #55 - honkan (05/22/2014) [-]
Though it works on ants as well. Is there a common words for arachnids and insects?
User avatar #86 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #226 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #235 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/24/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#244 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
^number one dushbag
#36 - legolasor (05/22/2014) [-]
For now.........
#75 - unicornattacks (05/22/2014) [-]
#156 - jasohazard (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
For always, only arthropods posess the conditions needed to be paracited by these fungi, not only cordyceps, but many otehr families of fungi as well.
Our anatomy, and especially our different nerval system would make such a scenario pretty fucking unlikely.
User avatar #137 - penileburglar (05/22/2014) [-]
"Nerval system,"

You're absolutely correct in your overall point, but also very clearly completely BSing the details.
User avatar #229 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
So, what do you base your opinion that I'm bsing the whole thing on?
User avatar #230 - penileburglar (05/23/2014) [-]
Well let's see...

There's the fact that you used close-to-real but completely made up phrases like 'nerval system,' and 'Paracited.'

There's the fact that cordyceps are not a family of fungus, they're a genus of fungus.

And now you've graciously provided even more information, the fact that I literally quoted exactly what made your comment sound the most like BS right at the beginning of my comment and you apparently still couldn't figure it out.
User avatar #231 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
Sorry, those are mistranslations from "Nervensystem" and "parasitiert".
Sorry for not always knowing the brt translation.
And you also didn't provide more than claims without evidence in the part of you comment where you tried to explain it.
And although there can never be absolute certainty, this specific species of fungus does not posses the capability to parasitize humans.
And just to point out a mistake you made with the classification of this fungi:
It's not technically a cordyceps, it's a member of the ophiocordycipitaceae.
#245 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
^winner of the Nobel piece prize That Damn Neighbor.
User avatar #233 - penileburglar (05/23/2014) [-]
I never classified the fungus, and I never explained it. I just pointed out how many things were *wrong* with your comment--you have me mixed up with someone else.
User avatar #234 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
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#225 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
No, I meant that point.
Sure some fungi can produce chemical compounds that can influence mammalian brains. But not the one we are talking about, and not he kind of effects we are talking about.
But the substances that ophiocordyceps unilateralis produce do not work on mammals.
Although what you would commonly call "cordyceps", the one that "zombiefies ants", isn't a cordyceps fungus at all.
And you have to remember, that allthough there are hundreds of identified cordyceps species, only one is known to change it's hosts behaviour. Although these other fungi, if they paracitize animals and not other fungi, are lethal to the arthropods (although not all kinds, different fungi have a different range of hosts, with some species only infecting one arthropod species, and others hundreds of different species), when they multiply in the system, but do not change the hosts behaviour.
But the substances that change the ants behaviour would not have the same effects on us.
Sure there are bioactive chemical compounds produced in this, and cordyceps fungi.
But none of them have an even similar effect on our brain.
I meant what I said.
But if you are certain that you'reright, please argue your case, and let me learn something.
#127 - ryderjbudde (05/22/2014) [-]
Cryptococcosis is a fungal infection caused by either of the two known species of the cryptococcus fungi. Infections can arise from wounded skin coming in contact with spores, ingestion of spores, or inhalation of spores. Both cutaneous and pulmonary infections can result in dissemination of the fungus throughout the host body and ultimately cause meningitis, an inflammation of the meninges, or the membranes surrounding the brain and spinal cord.

It is true that the only recorded animal hosts to cordyceps are arthropods, mostly insects and arachnids, and any other hosts are other fungi. However, there is no impossibility for any fungus to infect the nervous system of a human, and there is no impossibility for any nervous infection to cause behavioral abnormalities. Zombie-like behavior is pretty specific though, and it would likely take large periods of evolution to develop, if that type of infection is even advantageous. A mutation that causes the cordyceps fungus to infect mammals would be a lot more likely.

You say that only arthropods possess the conditions needed for this type of infection, but that's kind of obvious. That's the reason the current species don't infect anything else. But if the fungus were to mutate to maybe infect more exclusive areas of animals, or have more resilient spores, or infect more conservatively, it could jump phyla and start infecting bigger things.
User avatar #228 - metalmind (05/23/2014) [-]
Well, it is only one species that is known to have this effect, and it is not a true cordyceps by the way.
There is very good evidence that similar fungi infecting ants with similar effects on their behaviour have existed for at least 48 million years, but in these most likely 48 million years, a fungi has yet to develop a chemical compound with the ssame effect on the mammalian brain.
There are certain viruses that produce substances that make animals more agressive, or more dossile and friendly, but they none that cause such a specific pattern, and a complex change in behaviour of the host as ophiocordyceps unilateralis dues in ants.
The chemical compounds that cause this change in behaviour in ants just are not suitale to produce the same reaction in mammals.
User avatar #62 - legolasor (05/22/2014) [-]
But still there's a small chance

also it was a joke about the last of us
#64 - legolasor (05/22/2014) [-]
god dammit i forgot the image
#1 - with a nervous hand, i slowly scrolled down sickened, but curi… 05/22/2014 on the sad truth is it's out... +5
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