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Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: Minecraft
PSN: Mafiabr0z
Interests: Games
Date Signed Up:11/18/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
Location:Earth
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#185 - wait.... are you my neighbor!?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts 0
#187 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
no.... but i am 20 mins away from u haha
User avatar #189 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
duuuude, its like.... were.... so close mannnnn
but then like... were not. woooah
#191 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
oh i know
User avatar #193 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
so how bout that crazy rain earlier
User avatar #196 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
yo seriously !!! i was at work n was like fuck were gonna be busy then it rains n the its like NOPE HAHAHA , then gloomy , then shiny FUCK YOU RAIN
User avatar #199 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
i was going to the hospital and parked far away so i didnt have to pay $9 for parking and it was beautiful out... by the time i got out it was raining like crazyyyyy and i got DRENCHED while running to my car
User avatar #200 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
dawww sorry to hear that... i was at the hospital in hackensack on friday and it was pretty bad too :/
User avatar #202 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea same hospital, im going there to see my grandma like everyday.
i parked in that parking lot thats by the dunkin doughnuts like 2-3 blocks down
User avatar #205 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
luckily my mom just parked in the hospital since she was the patient... but u shud have had an umbrella
User avatar #207 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea usualy i just switch cars with other family members so we dont have to pay the $9 every time, kinda cheat lol. and your mom must be badass if she walked up to the hospital like "yea im hurt, so hurry and fix me" haha
User avatar #208 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
lawl no she was having an ultrasound :p hope ur grandma gets better tho <3
#181 - GET OUT OF MY ROOM Is the name of your town after a famous o…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts 0
#183 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
bye.
User avatar #185 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
wait.... are you my neighbor!?
#187 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
no.... but i am 20 mins away from u haha
User avatar #189 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
duuuude, its like.... were.... so close mannnnn
but then like... were not. woooah
#191 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
oh i know
User avatar #193 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
so how bout that crazy rain earlier
User avatar #196 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
yo seriously !!! i was at work n was like fuck were gonna be busy then it rains n the its like NOPE HAHAHA , then gloomy , then shiny FUCK YOU RAIN
User avatar #199 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
i was going to the hospital and parked far away so i didnt have to pay $9 for parking and it was beautiful out... by the time i got out it was raining like crazyyyyy and i got DRENCHED while running to my car
User avatar #200 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
dawww sorry to hear that... i was at the hospital in hackensack on friday and it was pretty bad too :/
User avatar #202 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea same hospital, im going there to see my grandma like everyday.
i parked in that parking lot thats by the dunkin doughnuts like 2-3 blocks down
User avatar #205 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
luckily my mom just parked in the hospital since she was the patient... but u shud have had an umbrella
User avatar #207 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea usualy i just switch cars with other family members so we dont have to pay the $9 every time, kinda cheat lol. and your mom must be badass if she walked up to the hospital like "yea im hurt, so hurry and fix me" haha
User avatar #208 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
lawl no she was having an ultrasound :p hope ur grandma gets better tho <3
#178 - but but but, i loved you.  [+] (15 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts 0
#180 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
im northern eastern idk if i said that correctly
User avatar #181 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY ROOM Is the name of your town after a famous orange cartoon cat?
#183 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
bye.
User avatar #185 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
wait.... are you my neighbor!?
#187 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
no.... but i am 20 mins away from u haha
User avatar #189 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
duuuude, its like.... were.... so close mannnnn
but then like... were not. woooah
#191 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
oh i know
User avatar #193 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
so how bout that crazy rain earlier
User avatar #196 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
yo seriously !!! i was at work n was like fuck were gonna be busy then it rains n the its like NOPE HAHAHA , then gloomy , then shiny FUCK YOU RAIN
User avatar #199 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
i was going to the hospital and parked far away so i didnt have to pay $9 for parking and it was beautiful out... by the time i got out it was raining like crazyyyyy and i got DRENCHED while running to my car
User avatar #200 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
dawww sorry to hear that... i was at the hospital in hackensack on friday and it was pretty bad too :/
User avatar #202 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea same hospital, im going there to see my grandma like everyday.
i parked in that parking lot thats by the dunkin doughnuts like 2-3 blocks down
User avatar #205 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
luckily my mom just parked in the hospital since she was the patient... but u shud have had an umbrella
User avatar #207 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea usualy i just switch cars with other family members so we dont have to pay the $9 every time, kinda cheat lol. and your mom must be badass if she walked up to the hospital like "yea im hurt, so hurry and fix me" haha
User avatar #208 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
lawl no she was having an ultrasound :p hope ur grandma gets better tho <3
#176 - dont mine at all, im in northern jersey  [+] (17 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts 0
#177 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
GET THE FUCK OUT ME TOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #178 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
but but but, i loved you.
#180 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
im northern eastern idk if i said that correctly
User avatar #181 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY ROOM Is the name of your town after a famous orange cartoon cat?
#183 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
bye.
User avatar #185 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
wait.... are you my neighbor!?
#187 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
no.... but i am 20 mins away from u haha
User avatar #189 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
duuuude, its like.... were.... so close mannnnn
but then like... were not. woooah
#191 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
oh i know
User avatar #193 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
so how bout that crazy rain earlier
User avatar #196 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
yo seriously !!! i was at work n was like fuck were gonna be busy then it rains n the its like NOPE HAHAHA , then gloomy , then shiny FUCK YOU RAIN
User avatar #199 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
i was going to the hospital and parked far away so i didnt have to pay $9 for parking and it was beautiful out... by the time i got out it was raining like crazyyyyy and i got DRENCHED while running to my car
User avatar #200 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
dawww sorry to hear that... i was at the hospital in hackensack on friday and it was pretty bad too :/
User avatar #202 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea same hospital, im going there to see my grandma like everyday.
i parked in that parking lot thats by the dunkin doughnuts like 2-3 blocks down
User avatar #205 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
luckily my mom just parked in the hospital since she was the patient... but u shud have had an umbrella
User avatar #207 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea usualy i just switch cars with other family members so we dont have to pay the $9 every time, kinda cheat lol. and your mom must be badass if she walked up to the hospital like "yea im hurt, so hurry and fix me" haha
User avatar #208 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
lawl no she was having an ultrasound :p hope ur grandma gets better tho <3
#172 - WOOOO NEW JERSEY BUDDIES!  [+] (19 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts +1
#174 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
aawwwwww yisssssssssss... wat part?! if u dont mind me asking
User avatar #176 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
dont mine at all, im in northern jersey
#177 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
GET THE FUCK OUT ME TOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #178 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
but but but, i loved you.
#180 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
im northern eastern idk if i said that correctly
User avatar #181 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY ROOM Is the name of your town after a famous orange cartoon cat?
#183 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
bye.
User avatar #185 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
wait.... are you my neighbor!?
#187 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
no.... but i am 20 mins away from u haha
User avatar #189 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
duuuude, its like.... were.... so close mannnnn
but then like... were not. woooah
#191 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
oh i know
User avatar #193 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
so how bout that crazy rain earlier
User avatar #196 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
yo seriously !!! i was at work n was like fuck were gonna be busy then it rains n the its like NOPE HAHAHA , then gloomy , then shiny FUCK YOU RAIN
User avatar #199 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
i was going to the hospital and parked far away so i didnt have to pay $9 for parking and it was beautiful out... by the time i got out it was raining like crazyyyyy and i got DRENCHED while running to my car
User avatar #200 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
dawww sorry to hear that... i was at the hospital in hackensack on friday and it was pretty bad too :/
User avatar #202 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea same hospital, im going there to see my grandma like everyday.
i parked in that parking lot thats by the dunkin doughnuts like 2-3 blocks down
User avatar #205 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
luckily my mom just parked in the hospital since she was the patient... but u shud have had an umbrella
User avatar #207 - browsers (06/12/2013) [-]
yea usualy i just switch cars with other family members so we dont have to pay the $9 every time, kinda cheat lol. and your mom must be badass if she walked up to the hospital like "yea im hurt, so hurry and fix me" haha
User avatar #208 - lissblizz (06/12/2013) [-]
lawl no she was having an ultrasound :p hope ur grandma gets better tho <3
#98 - last time i've went anywhere was when all my friends didn't ha… 06/03/2013 on Dale won the whole interwebs. 0
#95 - I just don;t know what to make plans on, plus everyone is usua…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Dale won the whole interwebs. 0
User avatar #97 - ponchosdm (06/03/2013) [-]
the last hang out you had with your friends is a good chance, "hey remmember the last time we.., we have to do it again, what about a month from now"
i went to a bungie with some friends, and older friends who saw the pictures were, dude we have to do that, we set a temporal date but they got busy, i guess i should ask them again
User avatar #98 - browsers (06/03/2013) [-]
last time i've went anywhere was when all my friends didn't have class at the last few days of collage, so we went to one of their houses and played poker, but everyone either works or is in summer classes... or just plain busy to get all at once.
#82 - Ohh dam, im not THAT bad. like i know i stay home alot but tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Dale won the whole interwebs. 0
User avatar #93 - ponchosdm (06/03/2013) [-]
sorry to bother, but why dont you make the plans once in a while, being always invited sometimes is mistaken as they are not welcome to your activities or that you wont do anything for them and will end up stop inviting you... that happend to me, and i am trying to hang out more little by little

someone hold me...
User avatar #95 - browsers (06/03/2013) [-]
I just don;t know what to make plans on, plus everyone is usually too busy... I tend to just spend the day playing PS3 when my friends are on, but if they aren't i just lay in bed... doing nothing.

I don't really talk to any of my friends unless they ask me something first or if im playing games online with them. I feel like if i talk to them a lot im being annoying,
User avatar #97 - ponchosdm (06/03/2013) [-]
the last hang out you had with your friends is a good chance, "hey remmember the last time we.., we have to do it again, what about a month from now"
i went to a bungie with some friends, and older friends who saw the pictures were, dude we have to do that, we set a temporal date but they got busy, i guess i should ask them again
User avatar #98 - browsers (06/03/2013) [-]
last time i've went anywhere was when all my friends didn't have class at the last few days of collage, so we went to one of their houses and played poker, but everyone either works or is in summer classes... or just plain busy to get all at once.
#79 - The sounds like me, except im a guy. someone hold me...  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Dale won the whole interwebs. 0
#81 - Loststorm (06/03/2013) [-]
The thing about it, though, is that she has a BITCHLOAD of friends.
Like, she's always posting pictures of her hanging out with them.
Not only that, but her 'best friend' is this EXTREMELY handsome guy who has clearly been friendzoned.
Because, as she says, she's "all alone and nobody wants her mmm sadface"
It's such bullshit.
User avatar #82 - browsers (06/03/2013) [-]
Ohh dam, im not THAT bad. like i know i stay home alot but that's cuz i have nothing to do... but if one of my buddies asks to hang out i would. plus i don't have a Facebook to complain on, not that i would.
User avatar #93 - ponchosdm (06/03/2013) [-]
sorry to bother, but why dont you make the plans once in a while, being always invited sometimes is mistaken as they are not welcome to your activities or that you wont do anything for them and will end up stop inviting you... that happend to me, and i am trying to hang out more little by little

someone hold me...
User avatar #95 - browsers (06/03/2013) [-]
I just don;t know what to make plans on, plus everyone is usually too busy... I tend to just spend the day playing PS3 when my friends are on, but if they aren't i just lay in bed... doing nothing.

I don't really talk to any of my friends unless they ask me something first or if im playing games online with them. I feel like if i talk to them a lot im being annoying,
User avatar #97 - ponchosdm (06/03/2013) [-]
the last hang out you had with your friends is a good chance, "hey remmember the last time we.., we have to do it again, what about a month from now"
i went to a bungie with some friends, and older friends who saw the pictures were, dude we have to do that, we set a temporal date but they got busy, i guess i should ask them again
User avatar #98 - browsers (06/03/2013) [-]
last time i've went anywhere was when all my friends didn't have class at the last few days of collage, so we went to one of their houses and played poker, but everyone either works or is in summer classes... or just plain busy to get all at once.
#208 - Did you set it to Wumbo?!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Lol What!? 0
#209 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
By default I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to create more friction in order to produce electricity, plus I am afraid that if I go any bigger I could cause some damage
#210 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Flash news we have exceeded 9000 power on the thrustors! ITS GONNA BLOW
#206 - Did you check if it's plugged in?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Lol What!? 0
#207 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I plugged my power cord in
still no reaction
User avatar #208 - browsers (05/24/2013) [-]
Did you set it to Wumbo?!
#209 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
By default I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to create more friction in order to produce electricity, plus I am afraid that if I go any bigger I could cause some damage
#210 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Flash news we have exceeded 9000 power on the thrustors! ITS GONNA BLOW
#202 - Did you try shutting it off and putting it back on?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Lol What!? +1
#205 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I shut her off but its not coming back on, what now?
User avatar #206 - browsers (05/24/2013) [-]
Did you check if it's plugged in?
#207 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
I plugged my power cord in
still no reaction
User avatar #208 - browsers (05/24/2013) [-]
Did you set it to Wumbo?!
#209 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
By default I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to create more friction in order to produce electricity, plus I am afraid that if I go any bigger I could cause some damage
#210 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Flash news we have exceeded 9000 power on the thrustors! ITS GONNA BLOW
#37 - Ins't it time for bed now DJ 4DM1N? I love you. 05/21/2013 on it's kinda hot 0
#96 - I laughed WAY too hard at this! I love how he gets up… 05/09/2013 on Why isn't anybody helping me 0
#348 - I love you. 05/01/2013 on My history professor put... 0
#338 - Alright welp, im retarded and cant see it, what does Italy say?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2013 on My history professor put... 0
#347 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Godfathers
User avatar #348 - browsers (05/01/2013) [-]
I love you.
#3 - He stole it. 04/24/2013 on nigga +1
#288 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on Failbook (1) 0
#137 - So i just got back into LoL the other day, how do you get that…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on The feeling 0
User avatar #138 - mizory (04/17/2013) [-]
I'll play with you
add danielled93
#700 - I dooo what ahh want! 04/16/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#125 - **** , I blinked! 04/07/2013 on Crazy to Think About +1
#70 - ... That wasn't a fart. 03/09/2013 on Mom... Stahp... MOM... STAHP -2
#312 - That's dangerous thinking there wolf!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on T +9
User avatar #314 - couragewolf (03/07/2013) [-]
well maybe i like a little danger
User avatar #323 - leanonwut (03/07/2013) [-]
Courage is the overcoming of fear... Commonly found when there is danger about
#310 - guys guys guysssss... what if.... if... …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2013 on T +25
User avatar #414 - vycanismajoris (03/07/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #332 - ultrakineticsx (03/07/2013) [-]
thems fightin words...
User avatar #311 - couragewolf (03/07/2013) [-]
but what if S?
User avatar #312 - browsers (03/07/2013) [-]
That's dangerous thinking there wolf!
User avatar #314 - couragewolf (03/07/2013) [-]
well maybe i like a little danger
User avatar #323 - leanonwut (03/07/2013) [-]
Courage is the overcoming of fear... Commonly found when there is danger about
#14 - Alright Funnyjunkers, tell me... If you were to have …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Trippiest superpower ever? 0
User avatar #16 - spankyy (02/22/2013) [-]
Shape shifting, depending on the restrictions. If I can shift back to human without any problems, and maintain my human thoughts and brain power in the other forms, then shape shifting. If not, then...elemental control, any kind of like...elemental based power. Fire/wind/water/ice/earth/etc. Just any one of them, or multiple, makes no difference to me. Would prefer wind though.

Both things have always fascinated me. The thought of being able to take on the form of an animal, or mythical creature. Controlling the elements would be awesome too, and very...interesting.

Drawbacks would be people going WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST TURN INTO A FUCKING BEAR?!, or potentially hurting myself/others unintentionally with the elemental power.

tl;dr. Shapeshifting or elemental powers, depending on rules.
User avatar #15 - aldheim (02/22/2013) [-]
The ability to shapeshift into a man with a twelve inch dick.
Why? - So I can have a twelve inch dick.
Drawbacks? - None. I have a twelve inch dick.
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