I believe i have a pair of boots that need polishing, Captain........

I'm changing my avatar now.....

critical failure.... we accidentally remove grimms adrenalin gland so he is incapable of any kind of high... no hapiness no anger

Caffeine never seems to effect me anyways

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should we shave grimms head

**** you man this is the first time i've grown my hair out in years!

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should we rub minoxidil on grimms back to grow that hair

Let's not and say we didn't

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should we implant adamantium into grimms bones

Ya'll don't want that drama....

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should we alter grimms skeleton to make him taller

Taller would be interesting

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should we dose grimm up on steroids

I don't want my junk to shrink

grimm now plays for the NBA

grimms bones become as fragile as glass

grimms back hair is sucked back inside his body

grimm head shines in the sunlight

I wish i could dude. Even if i did i literally have no room for it lol It's 3 people in a 1 bedroom apartment.

broke ass ******

**** yo ****

fug yo gonna do

I'm gonna drink my rum and coke and watch stupid videos

grimm is so russian

How the **** ???

well like a russian.... you dont give a **** how bad life is... as long as you got booze, and **** to entertain you... youre okay

Well you're pretty correct there

well... to go full russian youd have to be a bit more open minded

the saying i heard is "the russian isnt a communist, the russian doesnt give a damn who runs things... all he cares about is that he has a bottle of vodka to suck on, and some form of domestic animal life to **** , and he will happily sit in **** his whole life"

Yeah i'm far from russian in every aspect except alcohol

grimms born to drink

grimm taps that undead booty

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how freaky does brothergrimm get with the zombie

brothergrimm is limp as a wet noodle

I'm not into necro....

Let me reiterate... I'm not into cold vag and rotting flesh.....

then get one thats just died and still warm

Pretty much. I rarely care about anything. IF i do, 90% of the time it's because it pissed me off somehow

grimms only emotional response is rage

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Or lust but you don't need to be familiar with that

thinking with your fists or your dick

damn you sound russian

German Irish and Blackfoot on dads side.

Oh **** you lol Thanks i needed that laugh after what i just saw on the front page......

what did you see

/Fuuuuck/funny-pictures/5794554/

i remember there was a movie where one of the main characters was a guy who was flipping between psychiatry and alcoholism because he caught his dad ******* his gf..... then the sick ending where his psych convinces him to reconcile with her and when he meets up with her she has his dads baby with her

No. If something like that happened to me.... actually, let's say the exact same thing happened. And my dad tried to come offensive in the conversation at me like his did? I would take that mans life. Then i would sit calmly and wait for the police to come take me to prison.

grim in a nutshell

Pretty much. That's almost the size comparison between us too except we're the same height. He's just bigger. And now literally just felt all of that rage billow out of me because i know for a fact my dad wouldn't think of doing something like that. My dad is the most kindhearted man you could ever meet in your life. And now i feel a little better.

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will it be grimms bro who ***** grimms gf

I wouldn't call him my brother if he wasn't loyal

yfw he ***** up

i finally have a reason to hop on the loyalty bandwagon

I thought you were better than that man lol

Depends on if my bandit crew are online at the time and how sober they are

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do the zombies overrun grimms fortress and kill everyone

Same variables lol

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di i storm in to take grimms fortress for my own

Highly possible. More people would probably rather join a decent person than a bandit clan

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will grimms clan serve me and raid for me

Lies. I would do that for the fun of it

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will grimmy and friends build me a new soviet empire

Depends if i get famous with you

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does grimm want his own reich

I'm more content running under someone else and raising 7 shades of hell behind their name

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will Grimm be my champion to reign chaos in my name

How much of the loot do i keep?

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True.. that's a thing.... But if i've got any half decent marksmen with decent rifles they can bring down a heli quite easily from what i've seen.

IF you have marksmen that good to shoot helis down before troops pop out

and we'll have our own snipers

You're gonna raid my base? You bitch...

well i offered to build a base for us and you went off to build your own raider king base

if youre gonna be like that prepare to be raided to share your stash

No no no no. You misunderstand. Opening a server opens it to all kinds of people. So we build up a base, then i begin recruiting people and sending them out to on torch and burn ops to gather whatever they can and leave nothing salvageable behind. I was planning on having you as part of this dude lol Or if you didn't want to be part of it, i was gonna make you and yours a "no raiding" zone at least

wait.... you gonna set rules on my server?

ima build a base to make omaha beach look like a walk in the park

Well rules for anyone who decided to join my little bandit clan. If you decided to be separate and didn't want to pirate the **** out of other players; I would make sure my group knew yours was off limits.

I can see it now..... Mass racist genocide for all

im kinda picturing you doing what some guys on Rust did

charge in and specifically kill all players who had black characters
then get banned for racism

Weeeellllllll if it's your server..... would you ban me?

hell no... id help you build a day z auschwitz

death to all black zombies and just keep the normal ones isolated so they dont attack us

Honestly i'd probably go partypomcer on everyone.....

yeah i could see you chasing someone for miles, shouting evil **** at them

"I'm going to wear you like a condom!!!"

just saw a day z vid that had a russian hind helicopter in it...

i need this game

The ZF server has all kinds of awesome **** from what i understand

yeah but i need my own server so i can ban griefers

Fair enough

can you build stuff in day z

eeerrrrr........ I don't think so. I think people just find fortified places and claim them as their base. I'm not certain though, you may want to research that.

you can build walls / gates

so itd basically be find a good sized building area and fence it off as our base

Well that's not too difficult. Going off of the ZF videos, there's a rather nice castle at an area called Willow Lake

over time we could basically just fortify every building and have outposts along the roads and traintracks... and just have natural areas as hunting preserves

Knowing me i'd probably build everything up in my little claimed area and try to turn myself into some kind of ******* bandit king or something. Sending out groups of minions to nick **** off of other players and bases then bring it back home.

so.... making enemies of everyone till they band together and seige your castle

They can try. I've seen how that one plays out.

well if people can find enough helicopters, they might just go full vietnam 101 airborne and do rapid troops drops right in the heart of your base

loyalist scum grimms purity shuns them

The rolls lie.... But i'd like to think i'm clever. And i like to haggle until i've made things so confusing that it's mostly in my favor and the other party can't tell which ways up.

Meh. I never thought about it my opinion on them.

well... from personal experience on myself and observation of others... average people dont need it, eating even some kind of healthy and keeping even semi-fit, your immune system can fight it off

hell i eat a ****** diet but keep fit and trim, and on average each year i get the flu all i need is a can or two of energy drink to fight off the fatigue, or just say **** it, stay home and sleep it off, and im good
cant say im some magical being and noone else could do what i do too....

tried to explain that to dog but all he did was sperg harder that everyone 'needs' the vaccine for 'herd immunity' and somehow me being against healthy people getting the flu vaccine made me 'anti-vax' like anti all vaccines

such a pleb

******* Space Marine.... That game could have been so much better. Also, who the **** made that lol

idk was just looking for the intro and saw someone uploaded that modded version

That just fails....... So hard

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grimm's space marine

insert face A into slot B

yfw

Oh yes

mfw demon girls in 40K

41.media.tumblr.com/339fbbe44611478957b6e5f644bcf67c/tumblr_mn4qduZ1rj1s28piqo1_r1_1280.png

Bitches love the batwings

its one of my reaction gifs

I was actually looking into some of the other chapters of space marines, and there are a lot of cool groups. I still prefer space wolves though

as long as you avoid the space asians

PURGE THE XENOSCUM!!!

or the faggy eldar

>I was born this way

had to crop that pic... the first panel had eldar buildings shaped like dicks

what can you expect from a race where even the men look female

Might as well be ****** elves.......

"that ones not bad"

"thats not an elf maid"

That must be a deleted scene

what
you didnt watch the extended version

you pleb

What the **** ??? O.o

well...

back when the makers of call of duty and medal of honor were facing off.... MOH bribed the COD programmers to delay the game so MOH could come out first, COD found out and sued MOH, so MOH made a short game taking the piss out of COD

Wow dick move guys lol

funny thing is.... COD may have been salty about the game being delayed but in the end MOH went bankrupt anyway, so COD won

cod is still a **** game though

Halo FTW

***** please

battlefield 1942 / forgotten hope,/ vietnam FTW

No. Halo.

halos only good for pisstake videos

OH up yours dude. Halo is awesome. Battlefield doesn't have a ******* book series or movies, does it?

warhammer needs a better game

Now THAT we can agree on.....

and something with no goddam ultramarines

Probably. I'm not that picky to be honest

grimm just got trapped

ONE german chick out of thousands.... **** you chaos lol

come on man
shes post-op... looks and sounds female

your dick wont notice a difference

Would YOU bang her?

you mean you would not

Eeehhhh....... i'll admit. If i had no idea, i'd probably **** her. But if i knew i don't think i could do it

thats where tying you to the bed, feeding you viagra, and letting her rape you comes in

then we'll let you go cry in the shower trying to clean yourself up and wallow in shame

her gun is poking you grimm

yfw i post nudes of her to you

Oh god dude have some decency...

ill send pics of the girl from ace ventura... lady gaga as a shemale..... and holly sweet

You know i don't trust any link you send me, bro

oh not links

if i was gonna show you shemale pics id use proxy accounts to post the pics direct to your profile

What the **** man

Brothergrimm: "why the **** do you have that gif"

Don't forget i'm apparently the emperor

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will grimm need to munch down viagra to please his wife

I'm too alpha for that ****

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willl grimms wife in fact be a post-op tranny

Odin please no.......

Oh **** you lol

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will grimm be fat and bald before hes 35

And obesity is near impossible in my family

Well i know for a fact i'll never go bald

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will grimm be a truly grumpy bastard before hes 50

O.o didn't see that one coming

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will grimm be a creepy old man with a wife young enough to be his daughter

Awe yeah bby

What's love?

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do i spend forever cockblocking grimm

Well you certainly try

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when grimm meets the perfect girl... will i steal her

Nope

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will grimms girl cheat on him with me

very likely

Well **** ... Oh well, i'm vengeful. She cheats on me with you, i cheat on her with her best friend, her sister, her mom if she's hot, etc. Don't **** with me

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will grimms girl have my kid and make grimm raise it

Yeah no **** that lol

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will grimm end up getting his gfs mom pregnant and being the dad of his gf's brother

I ******* hope not! D:

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will grim get drunk and wake up vegas married to his gfs sister

Very possible.....

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will grimm have a 4some with his girl her sister and her mom

little more than 50/50

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will grimm be flipping burgers in 10 years time

Oh yeah!!! Suck it mcDonalds!!!

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will grimms next boss be a bigger asshole

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will grimm end up in a worse job like cleaning public toilets

It's possible...

mfw

very unlikely

I'd rather piss glass............

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is some bitch gonna poke holes in a condom and have grimms kids even if he dont want to

I'd kill a bitch

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is grimm gonna adopt a ton of teenage kids to be his private army

pretty damned sure

I'd be more likely to adopt a teenage girl and make her my personal cock sleeve......

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will a teenage girl sodomize grimm with a strap-om

above average chance

Why do you do this???

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will grimm get a gran torino

grimm gets a mint condition gran torino personally delivered to him by clint

Maybe when i rule the world

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will grimm rule the world

when brother grimm says he owns the world and space
segi heil seig heil, right in brothergrimms face

Kneel before my glory and weep

so youre the emperor

well im of chaos.... sorry bro... gotta kill you

I'm not emperor yet. And didn't Chaos technically have to corrupt horus first to kill the emperor?

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do i destroy everything grimm loves

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do i kill Grimm

You were saying?

average success

I just slept most of my day away............ i was supposed to go to the back but they're closed.... fml

I thought he was a relatively decent person. People hated him because he was a brony and kinda high on his own fumes but he wasn't really a dick if you just talked to him.

idk
does this look like the work of a nice guy

Looks like someone who's exceedingly bored

plus he did this kinda thing a couple times

one time he did it, some random girl here reported him for spam, he then banned her for reporting him

Meh, he's a friend of mine. What he does with his spare time is his business. I have friends who are drug dealers that have gone cartel on ************* . Then 2 hours later they met me at the bar for a drink. Not my problem.

well you never knew phanact at his worst

there were times he could be the kylo ren of FJ

when he got fired from being a moderator he calmed down alot

I believe the phase of him being a mod was when i went on a little hiatus of FJ. I missed that whole few months

well be happy you didnt see his dark side as a mod and now hes just a normal guy

Just hopped outta the shower. What's up?

did you check out that pic of the hispanic girl

I refuse to trust any link from you lol

now theres friendship... bro refusing to trust me

I trust you, i just don't trust the links you send me

dude
HISPANIC GIRL

you love them

I'd like to present evidence Exhibit A

you paranoid

You have no idea.....

mfw no trust in me

Breaking my little black heart