Zebras are too edgy to be grabbed like that, and male lions don't hunt.

that's because they're ******* .

I think you need to die.

not before we play a game of "lion and zebra"

Alright.

Hurry! **** me now, you hot lion piece of **** ! Dubs and we do anal too.**hickoryballz used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**hickoryballz rolls 06**

**kibbleking used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**kibbleking rolls 97**
Dub and we do anal

I don't care, anal anyway!

Here, compiled and refined it.

Let's post it on the boards.

Which one will it go to?

I put it on the /autism/ board first. Post it wherever.

aight.

It's absolutely wonderful. Hurry and post it.

I made sure you were credited.
Also this polar person wants one done of them

Thank you, though you have done the most good to this work.

And this person wants one of a polar bear or something?

/autism/11162929#11162929
No

let's sext <3

I spread my dripping wet zebra pussy, as the wind blows through my mane.

I approach slowely with a fully erect lion cock. I push you down and mount you.

For a brief moment a thought of regret flashes through my mind, but is instantly dashed by the throbbing pleasure erupting from my soft tight pussy as your plump cock forces it's way inside of me. I can only moan as my mouth hangs open, drool slinging out each time you ram me.

damnit

After several moments of seemingly boundless pleasure and euphoria I pull out, your soft vagina rubbed raw, my cock dripping with your zebra fluids.
Before you can protest, I lift your round ass up and position the head of my cock at your rim, and force myself in, penetrating your tight asshole and continue my motions, pushing in and out and in and out. You are once again filled with regret, but are forced into submission with the sheer power of my large lion cock.

>>595, After a full and thorough thrashing, both of us panting and sweating profusely, I quicken the pace briefly and rip my throbbing cock out of your anus, the force of the act causing you to moan with delight, and I plunge myself once again into your vagina, where I quickly finish, my head delicately brushing your cervix, and my seed is planted just beyond.

Tears of blinding exctasy pour down my face, my legs tremble, yet my hips shift with every throb of your fat, hard, and slimy cock. I back up just a little, savoring every inch as your probe invades my body. Milk sprays gently from my teets. As soon as I can begin thinking clearly again, I smile knowing my womb is so full of your warm semen.

thats pretty hot

I got a boner from writing it...

Me too. Let's publish it.

Fifty Shades of Kibble

This is just the rough draft for the intro, of course. She's going to give in after she's penetrated (as read in the sexting). The sexting is also going to be considered apart of the rough draft: look at it like this (in third person omni later)
Enya walks out onto the morning Savannah, drinks at a river, grazes, and wishes she had a chance to procreate since all the male zebras were taken.
the day drags into the afternoon so she seeks shade by the bottom of a sheer cliff to lie down, but is cornered by Jama.
Knowing she cannot escape being eaten any other way, as well as being in heat
I spread my dripping wet zebra pussy, as the wind blows through my mane.
I approach slowely with a fully erect lion cock. I push you down and mount you.
For a brief moment a thought of regret flashes through my mind, but is instantly dashed by the throbbing pleasure erupting from my soft tight pussy as your plump cock forces it's way inside of me. I can only moan as my mouth hangs open, drool slinging out each time you ram me.
After several moments of seemingly boundless pleasure and euphoria I pull out, your soft vagina rubbed raw, my cock dripping with your zebra fluids.
Before you can protest, I lift your round ass up and position the head of my cock at your rim, and force myself in, penetrating your tight asshole and continue my motions, pushing in and out and in and out. You are once again filled with regret, but are forced into submission with the sheer power of my large lion cock.
After a full and thorough thrashing, both of us panting and sweating profusely, I quicken the pace briefly and rip my throbbing cock out of your anus, the force of the act causing you to moan with delight, and I plunge myself once again into your vagina, where I quickly finish, my head delicately brushing your cervix, and my seed is planted just beyond.
Tears of blinding exctasy pour down my face, my legs tremble, yet my hips shift with every throb of your fat, hard, and slimy cock. I back up just a little, savoring every inch as your probe invades my body. Milk sprays gently from my teets. As soon as I can begin thinking clearly again, I smile knowing my womb is so full of your warm semen.

too late kek

Let's do a rough draft, and since they're animals, no dialogue. Only inner thoughts (also since we're going third person, we might as well)
Enya walks out onto the morning Savannah, drinks at a river, grazes, and wishes she had a chance to procreate since all the male zebras were taken.
the day drags into the afternoon so she seeks shade by the bottom of a sheer cliff to lie down, but is cornered by Jama.
Knowing she cannot escape being eaten any other way, as well as being in heat, she presents herself to Jama, and he reconsiders and gets some tail (kek).

Oh i dearly enjoy the theme of Enya's yearning to lose her innocence. Well I guess you're already working on it. But perhaps we should have it so that she is overcome by fear at first, but as soon as Jama plugs into her, she is reminded of her desires and is lost to ecstasy.

Alright. We have: Stars and Stripes, characters Enya and Jama.
Enya is ****** in the pussy then the asshole then Jama finishes in the vag.
We gotta include all the thoughts and feelings of the characters.
We gotta start with an intro, too. I think it should be an intimidation thing, since enya is filled with regret at first it has to be her first time, but since she spreads her legs in the beginning she has to be in a submissive state.

So Jama shows up, scares enya into a corner, she flips over on her back and presents herself, etc.

Alright, I gotta bounce. Keep thinking ideas. I'll also work up a rough draft just to get things started. I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Allright, I like the premise. Now are we going do have any epilougue to describe the events leading to the event, or do you want to just stick to describing the act of pleasure?

The grandparent of Shaka Zulu- the ruler of the zulu kingdom, was called Jama. What do you think of Jama and Enya?

The names will be very fitting.

Yes, this is genious, the perfect culmination of dirty and hard African themed ******* , and skilled placement of sentimental erotic diction. I love it!

That's pretty good
What do you think about this:
Enya

For the girl? That's actually pretty good, and fitting as zebras and Enya both sound African-esque. Which I suppose is where this takes place.

If it's third person omni, we might need names. Ideas?

Well, How about Sarah, as it has a certain innocence to it, and also sounds soft.

The man could be Shepherd, a very strong and powerfull name, as he is to power through that pussy.

Good! So is it going to be third person omni or first person.
If first person, from who's perspective?

Thirdperson omni. First person for the female is overused by popular media, and first person of the male isn't hot enough.

First we have to combine it into one piece.

No.
Let's call it: stars and strips

because of zebras

Kibbleking, it's too late, I saw your comment. We must compile it and post it.

You're right. I like that one.

Where should we take it first?

No ******* way.
There is no ******* way.
No ******* way in hell did you just come to a Brony's profile.
Make a comment that mildly references The Lion King. And is affectionate.And then roll ponies. In an African setting. Where one is hugging another.

This is ******* insane.
You are stickied forever.

Thanks, means alot bro.

Guess I'm kinda lucky.**hickoryballz used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**hickoryballz rolls 936**

Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony.
******* nice.

... I vaguely remember saying something to you, but I can't remember what it was.

**zanybruh used "*roll picture*"**
**zanybruh rolled image**

I know we spoke, but I can't remember what we talked about. Was it something about bronies? I THINK so.....

Pretty good! How about you?

It's been alright, actually. 2015 was kind of a rough year for me, but I think things are looking up.

Okay, what's wrong?

Are we gonna actually talk at some point?

Earlier today I received news of my uncle.

Okay... is he alright?

No he was shot to death.

Oh my, that's horrible...
Are you okay? Do you wanna tale about it?

'tale?'

Oops, *talk.

I don't know the details yet.

Were you two close?

Not really. I'd rather not talk about why. He had some issues.

But of all the ways I expected him to go, how did he end up getting shot?

Ah.
Well, I hope everything turns out alright.

I'm flattered that you came to me for support, though.
That means a lot to me.

You not interested in finding out who that may have been?

Hey they found the murderer.

Hi hun!

Sorry for not talking to you earlier.
I usually go to bed early.
Anyways are you busy or do you wanna play some games?

I'm in TF2 right now!
My steam name is BronyBuddy, I've got a Sweetie Belle pic.

10/10. Would play TF2 with again~

You've been added. I'll see you there~

Oh my, that's a tough one dear, can you talk about the situation a little more?
Do you still wanna be friends afterwards?
How long have you been together?

Oh Mark, my dear,
I don't mind you not loving me anymore, that's okay.
As long as we're still friends, I don't care if you love me or not.
I'm still friends with one of the most wonderful, sweet, kindhearted men in the world.
And I will always love you, whether you love me or not, whether you don't want to be friends or not, I love. Promise.

antibronywiseman antibronywiseman antibronywiseman antibronywiseman antibronywiseman look at this look at this look at this look at this

Mark?
Mark doesn't love you and you don't care. Fascination. Splendid. Much knowledge acquired.

Your tricks have failed you again, Abel.

People make mistakes, mistakes make people.
To err is to human, so it is equally human to forgive. For forgiveness is not an honor, but a duty.

That's a good wisdom.

Hi cutie!
What did you think of my list?

its very well thought out.

wait why am i cute?

I dunno, you act cute.

aw you make me blush

i thought you saw my pictures and i was thinking thats why

up to anything?

I wanna see you!
And not really, just browsing.

but i'm naked

im just watching more pony stuff

Even better~<3
I meant the pic you were talking about earlier, but if you wanna send nudes, that's fine~

/gay/347975#347975
fine

Oh my god, your butt is so bootyfull.
So smooth, and round... and those hips...

Sorry if I creep you out, I tend to be really forward with this type of thing.
I'd reciprocate, but all my stuff if full-frontal. Unless you're okay with that~

satisfied are you

maybe i'd like to see
only if its shaved though because shaved cock is cuter

Oh... Okay...

you are not?
do it
you dont know what you are missing out on

I bet you kiss girls, faggot.

The fact that that picture was made unironically says a lot of things.

Actually, it was made ironically.
This is a parody of Lyra Heartstrings saying "Ewww Gay". Lyra is almost exclusively shipped with Bonbon, another mare, to the point that it has almost become canon.

You know too much. Perhaps your attention and focus should be focused elsewhere? Like getting a decent job with decent experience and getting a decent wage?

Yep.

Who are you?

Pardon?

Who are you

I want to know who you are.

I'm Batmare

Quit ducking me. Tell me the truth.

I don't ******** , I just leave really not-well-thought out comments sometimes.
Sorry~ :/

Pls stop doing that
I mean yeah, I'm all for expressing what you like and stuff man, but why get people all butthurt just to prove your own point?
Isn't that what *********** is?
You wouldn't go out in public in a fur suit, would you? I assume you're not autismus maxiumus, so you should have the mental function to realize that you get everyones panties in a twist.

So why not just... stop?
I mean, your comments usually have nothing to do with ponies, so why include the picture?

tl:dr
If you're posting ponies and you know it gets people mad you're a ********** so pls no

Because my goal isn't to make people mad.
I post ponies.
You don't like it? Hide all me.

It's not my business to pander to the any level ten sobstory who gets triggered at the sight of pastel horses.

I dunno, Rarijack is pretty adorable.
And no-one does Rarijack like Whitediamonds does Rarijack.

enjoy................................................

imgur.com/a/Vsg73

Nah, I'm still your friend!

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good. Don't let me be misunderstood.

For the past two years I've been a part of the weaboo investigators. Ever heard of them?

No, who are they?

Listen you could get party vanned and it might be in your best interest to DELETE ******* EVERYTHING if something is slightly out of the ordinary in the next thirty to forty five minutes. They will break in through every window, steal your computer, and read every embarrassing comment you've ever made and watch every MLP video you've pirated while criticizing your taste. I'm only doing this because it's important you resist the party van. However, this is only speculation. If I were completely certain I would say do it immediately. If a large van, no matter what is printed on the side pulls up to your house and stops for thirty seconds without doing anything, then you know what to do.

Someone has good taste.

Oh wait nevermind they play TF2

Why even live

lol nice face ponyfag

ty

Iunno I guess most people it was because I was popular
Some people hate on me because of what others tell them like this conversation

i always wondered why fj used too rip on you (trueley!!!)

...........purely for being a mlp person?

...............being a mod????

ty

Sorry isn't good enough.
Your behavior is appalling, honestly. I can't believe we even watch the same show. You need to take a good long look at your life, figure out what made you this way, and fix it.

I thought someone who loved Rarity so much would be less selfish.

Okay, wait. What are you referring to?

The way you treat people.
The way you throw them away when you're done, leaving them to decay.

I know you can change, you know you can change.
But you don't.

Can I have a specific instance that you are referring to? Because maybe you don't know the whole story

The girl who used drugs?
The one who you broke up with because she was depressed?

I broke up with her because I had to. You do not understand the entire situation with me and her. I cared for her so much, I sti ll see her almost every day. I gave her as much help as I possibly could. I did everything I possibly could for her. Eventually when it gets to the point where you're paying for all of her expenses on top of your own, and that you're so broke you can't even buy that you want, where you have to like work 70 to 80 hours a week in order to help her, there's a point where it's too much. I did everything I possibly could for her. I did everything I could.

I don't like being told I'm not generous for breaking up with someone who was taking me down with them.

A bit of my anger might be misplaced because of someone I know who's still suffering from a breakup a lot like yours, but you still aren't a nice person.

You use people.
You get what you need out of them, and then you drop them.

Autism.com

Yeah so you only know one side of the story because of wiggly

Maybe you should know everything before you judge people because by attacking me in this way you're proving yourself ignorant

What is this? What do you think you're doing?

Would you like to know some personal information on bronywiseman?

Uh-oh...S-sir...um...this isn't what it looks like...

Calm down, my darling, he's just being melodramatic.
He is Kibbleking after all.
He's not really going to hurt you in any way, he's just playing on how you've become a Brony.

GET OUT

...okay...

WE NEED SOME ACTION

Oh, darling, of course we're still friends.
Go ahead and use steam, it's fine.

The past is in the past, and there's nothing to be done about it.
What matters is now, and right now you're a wonderful, loving person.
Never stop loving.

I'm so relieved...But it would be best if I no longer use Steam so they won't be a problem anymore...

It's fine, honey.
I don't mind in the slightest.

You BASTARDS

You okay, hun?

>>468, I'll get you.

Kibbleking



Game Over,
Counter-Terrorists win.

Sure!
I do enjoy eggs!