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#829 - I don't know, missing out on a pretty awesome, intimate, and m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
User avatar #1154 - kolya (21 hours ago) [-]
i didn't say it is wrong,i say it is wrong to exaggerate,all i hear and see is people who want to put their dicks in something...it is just disgusting,if people want to behave like wild animals,i think we should start building zoo's for people
#1061 - tarabostes (05/24/2015) [-]
#387 - Men usually don't care, or don't view themselves as healthy or… 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic Comp 0
#383 - Then obviously you're blind. 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic Comp 0
#29 - Perhaps sirdoofus lives up the name.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Metal fish +2
#32 - sirdoofus (05/20/2015) [-]
MFW not logging in for the past couple of hours then seeing I'm a total idiot. It was late at night and there were close to no comments making me think logically. I doesn't help that people were saying they only knew what they meant until now. Shit. Well Rip have to take my thumbs like a man.
#18 - That's exactly what she's implying, who said anything otherwise?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Metal fish +91
User avatar #25 - mranldestroyer (05/20/2015) [-]
this guy
User avatar #29 - bronybox (05/20/2015) [-]
Perhaps sirdoofus lives up the name.
#32 - sirdoofus (05/20/2015) [-]
MFW not logging in for the past couple of hours then seeing I'm a total idiot. It was late at night and there were close to no comments making me think logically. I doesn't help that people were saying they only knew what they meant until now. Shit. Well Rip have to take my thumbs like a man.
#77 - I am under the impression that in order to prevent copyright b…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Batman is a nice fellow +7
User avatar #120 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2015) [-]
Neigh. Both Nite Owl and Rorschach are original characters, neither which were based off of Batman. Rorschach himself takes more influence off of The Question.
User avatar #87 - guitarassassin (05/20/2015) [-]
Watchman is DC too though.
User avatar #144 - cognosceteipsum (05/20/2015) [-]
Pretty sure it's not. Pretty sure it's independent from both DC and Marvel
#151 - guitarassassin (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #153 - cognosceteipsum (05/20/2015) [-]
My life is a lie!
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#203 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on LIES LIES EVERYWHERE 0
User avatar #204 - infinitereaper (05/20/2015) [-]
Literally none of these things were mentioned in my research of the subject onto why GMOs are harmful.
I've never even heard of those claims.
There is a lot of propaganda, but a rule of thumb these days is not to trust Monsanto.
And never trust the money.

More than just the food supply is corrupt.
#312 - "Who wouldnt wash themselves if it hurts?" … 05/19/2015 on Domestic violence +1
#311 - Mostly nitric acid, sulphuric acid, hydrochloric acid. It'… 05/19/2015 on Domestic violence 0
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User avatar #103 - bronybox (08/05/2013) [-]
Doctor Who is a British tv show that's been going since 1963 and has a huge cult following about a 900 + year old alien that looks like a man, but every time he dies, he regenerates and looks like another man. He travels through time and space in an iconic British police phone box called the TARDIS with his companion(s), saving Earth from aliens, helping other alien species, and fixing points in time.
User avatar #87 - bronybox (12/19/2012) [-]
For safe keeping and future use.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #88 to #87 - precision (12/19/2012) [-]
Every time someone posts that I get a notification. Each time I get a random notification, I slaughter a small, mentally-disabled cow. I hope that stays on your concious.
User avatar #89 to #88 - bronybox (12/19/2012) [-]
I love veal.
User avatar #90 to #89 - precision (12/19/2012) [-]
Have at thee.
User avatar #78 - siridontcare (09/04/2012) [-]
Wait... I'm confused... the white hair guy. isnt he the detectives son?
User avatar #79 to #78 - siridontcare (09/04/2012) [-]
>.> who can't tell the deference between a explosive grenade and a specialized grenade?
User avatar #80 to #79 - bronybox (09/04/2012) [-]
No. He is not the detective's son. I don't know were you got that.
User avatar #40 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
Finished the anime.... i'm in love with this mad scientist.
User avatar #41 to #40 - bronybox (08/22/2012) [-]
Now go forth and watch the other ones!

Add "Ano hi Mita Hana no Namae o Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai" to that list
AnoHana for short.
User avatar #42 to #41 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
other ones... is it related to this series?
#44 to #42 - bronybox (08/22/2012) [-]
Ah, nevermind. I thought you were someone else I've been messaging.
No, it's not an action based anime, it's an emotional/afterlife/slice-of-life anime.

It was like Clannad, except sadder, and better.
Cried myself dry.
User avatar #45 to #44 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
>.> a different one? If I am to take over the world I do not have time to cry.
User avatar #46 to #45 - bronybox (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes, it's completely unrelated to Steins;Gate

Fine, then I would also suggest FMA: Brotherhood if you haven't seen it yet. That's a must watch for any anime fan. I mean, it covers so many topics of the world, life, religion, war, etc. that I can't help call it one of the greatest anime of all time.

Were you one of the people I discussed Mirai Nikki with? If you weren't then watch it.

Gankutsuou is another, unique anime. The art-style takes getting used to, but once you do, you'll wonder why you ever questioned it, because it's beautiful. It's based on the Count of Monte Cristo. Not much action, but enough drama to blow your mind.

Ga-Rei: Zero is a fantastic action. It's hard to describe because telling you anything about it would spoil the first two episodes (believe me on this), but it's absolutely fantastic.
User avatar #48 to #46 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
.... everybody died.... first episode...
User avatar #55 to #48 - bronybox (09/02/2012) [-]
Did you finish Ga-Rei: Zero?
User avatar #56 to #55 - siridontcare (09/02/2012) [-]
not yet. I kinda got bored... it went from high paced action to romance with some action. I got bored...I got up to the point where the adopted girls father was murdered and the brother was taking over the family.
User avatar #57 to #56 - bronybox (09/02/2012) [-]
How does one get bored of Ga-Rei...
Alright, I don't even, whatever.

Try "Darker Than Black"
User avatar #58 to #57 - siridontcare (09/02/2012) [-]
already have. AWESOME AS HELL. I might add.
User avatar #47 to #46 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
what site do you use to watch all these?
User avatar #49 to #47 - bronybox (08/22/2012) [-]
I either use Netflix or torrent them from ThePirateBay usually.

Sometimes I'll use animefreak . tv (But that's rare)
I got really ******* tired of online streaming though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
do you have a anime where the main character is a bad guy? or someone trying to take over the world?
User avatar #51 to #50 - bronybox (08/22/2012) [-]
LOL UM. Well, have you seen Mirai Nikki?

I like main characters to be good guys usually, so XD
User avatar #59 to #51 - siridontcare (09/03/2012) [-]
prediction time!!! I'm on the 7th episode. the detective is crazy and evil even though everybody thinks otherwise. people also say first is sane.. that's not what I call sane. also this competition was rigged by deus for first to win. 1. He and deus are freinds as revealed in the first episode. 2. the competition is based on firsts main hobby. 3. deus chooses first stalker to be a diary holder giving first a unfair advantage. 4. first was the first person giving the diary and the last told about it (hinting that the game was made for first. 4. Deus hints in the first that every body should go after first ( hinting that the game was invented to train first for the position of god.
User avatar #64 to #59 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
If you're going to make a list, please use new lines and make it easier to follow.
1. Like so
2. And so
3. And so
User avatar #67 to #64 - siridontcare (09/03/2012) [-]
sorry. I'll do that next time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - siridontcare (09/03/2012) [-]
also first considers himself just a observer and a bystander in a way that is what deus is.
He stays in his room and observes and creates. but mainly observes.
User avatar #63 to #60 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
You are wrong on just about EVERY SINGLE ONE of those.
Yuki is not insane, he's just weird.
1. If you paid attention to the first episode, no, they aren't "friends", it just happened to be that was Deus' way of communicating with him.

User avatar #68 to #63 - siridontcare (09/03/2012) [-]
But If you think about it with first being as scared of everything that he is, and with knowing who deus was. you can infer that he went to that room a lot.
User avatar #70 to #68 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
I know, but I've seen the series, and I guess, yeah.
Deus WANTS him to win, yes. But he hasn't rigged anything. Just watch.
In fact, if anything, #11 (or, whichever is the last to be revealed) has a rigged Diary
User avatar #66 to #63 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
You know what, you ARE wrong on every single account.
User avatar #74 to #66 - siridontcare (09/04/2012) [-]
The detective is evil... and crazy (the whole russian roulette thing)
so I was right on 2 things so far :p
User avatar #77 to #74 - bronybox (09/04/2012) [-]
How about we says: "Based on what you've seen 'so far'."
I already gave you my answer.

Post a new comment on my profile outside of this conversation, these comments are getting hectic and the purple lines are obscure.
User avatar #62 to #60 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
First was also not the first one to be given a diary, in fact, he was the last. They gave diaries in backwards numerical order.
#69 to #62 - siridontcare (09/03/2012) [-]
Is there a episode that will make everything more clear? Because this picture implies that first was first...
User avatar #71 to #69 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh well, maybe I missed something.
Either way, like I said, you are wrong in every single prediction.

The game is not made FOR Yuki to win,
But Deus does WANT him to win.

It does later explain how the game started and why it is the way it is.
User avatar #72 to #71 - siridontcare (09/03/2012) [-]
okay. I just like predicting. 2 last things though.
1.anime creators can be really pervy at times.
2. even though I prefer men I would date second. So far she has been doing all the work. and she lives for first. just kiss her or be in danger, and she gains 10x her strength.
User avatar #73 to #72 - bronybox (09/03/2012) [-]
Well, there will be a few more pervy moments.
2. No. And you will know why soon enough.
User avatar #43 to #42 - siridontcare (08/22/2012) [-]
any action?
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User avatar #33 to #31 - bronybox (08/11/2012) [-]
The heck is going on here...
User avatar #37 to #33 - siridontcare (08/21/2012) [-]
its a spam game. you can delete their comments and it will allow you to choose to not have the "deleted message" thing
User avatar #38 to #37 - bronybox (08/21/2012) [-]
WEll, I really don't care, I was just confused.
User avatar #39 to #38 - siridontcare (08/21/2012) [-]
just trying to help lol.
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