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#49 - Picture 10/25/2015 on Interesting Websites 0
#26 - I was joking about how you killed a Player, not a Charac… 10/25/2015 on I Popped My Death Cherry +23
#12 - Sketchyz 10/25/2015 on dnd life is pain +2
#8 - You killed a PLAYER! Dude, you're ****** . Just beca…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2015 on I Popped My Death Cherry +43
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#9 - sketchyz (10/25/2015) [-]
He kinda just fought zombies that I made. And it nat 20'd him with energy drain...
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#65 - greekrascal (10/26/2015) [-]
You should have a room filled with dragons and put it somewhere random just to see what happens with your players.
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#128 - sketchyz (10/27/2015) [-]
OH BOY
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#129 - greekrascal (10/27/2015) [-]
My players don't trust me anymore.
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#89 - psychologyxplain (10/26/2015) [-]
Actually, my character (The one who died) and their brother were exploring a cave as kids while still in Academy, and watched their friend get eaten by a Great Wyrm. We're kinda Dracophobic, so that might actually be hilarious
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#127 - sketchyz (10/27/2015) [-]
Personal note: dragon penis.
#131 - psychologyxplain (10/27/2015) [-]
TRIGGERED
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#26 - brolylssj (10/25/2015) [-]
I was joking about how you killed a Player, not a Character. But if it's a one shot campaign, it's not that huge of a deal. If it was a more long term campaign, either just have him roll up another or try to find a local cleric.
#137 - Other black people? 10/23/2015 on White 0
#392 - Go up to someone smaller than you and yell "Hit me! Hit m… 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... 0
#387 - *Remind me how many violent armed criminals work under that me…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... +1
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#498 - twentyseconds (10/22/2015) [-]
there is so much blind cop hate it really fucking pisses me off. Im glad you wernt thumbed to hell like all the other people here who actualy know what the fuck they are talking about.

it seems 80% of fjers are under the opinion "cops give out tickets and arrest people for majawannas so i hate them, and when ever i get anything to confirm my hate, i will cling to it no matter what"

I mean fuck just imagine all the shit a cop has to go through with no "thank you", all the hood rat calls in the middle of the ghetto at midnight to deal with some domestic depute... or when theres a possibly armed man and they have to be the fucking guinea pig to see if its legit...

you explained things very well, thank you.
"Thank you for saying words just to fucking fill space. That's my damn job." that line was so funny it killed me mate lmao
#386 - Remind me when a violent armed criminals work under that menta…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... +1
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#387 - brolylssj (10/22/2015) [-]
*Remind me how many violent armed criminals work under that mentality?
Well, that's enough FunnyJunk for tonight/morning.
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#498 - twentyseconds (10/22/2015) [-]
there is so much blind cop hate it really fucking pisses me off. Im glad you wernt thumbed to hell like all the other people here who actualy know what the fuck they are talking about.

it seems 80% of fjers are under the opinion "cops give out tickets and arrest people for majawannas so i hate them, and when ever i get anything to confirm my hate, i will cling to it no matter what"

I mean fuck just imagine all the shit a cop has to go through with no "thank you", all the hood rat calls in the middle of the ghetto at midnight to deal with some domestic depute... or when theres a possibly armed man and they have to be the fucking guinea pig to see if its legit...

you explained things very well, thank you.
"Thank you for saying words just to fucking fill space. That's my damn job." that line was so funny it killed me mate lmao
#385 - **** , wrong comment. 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... 0
#384 - As a police officer, your life can be in danger at almost any … 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... +3
#382 - Starship Troopers. It's one of the Hive Mind things. T… 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... 0
#10971193 - Wow Joshlol, your mom let's you have TWO Themed Account buddies? 10/21/2015 on Happy little board +2
#10971192 - I have arms the size of people bigger than you. I am maste…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2015 on Happy little board +2
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#10971198 - joshlol (10/21/2015) [-]
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#211 - OR a dog raised by a woman from a puppy dislikes adult men. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2015 on Protective dog 0
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#227 - ciacheczko (10/21/2015) [-]
Yes. Happens, pretty common. WHY?

>>#21 , rinse and repeat.

Women can't raise dogs for shit. Not all of them, chill. They treat them like fun pets and lack the leadership and character to be tough when they should be to actually make them trained and obedient dogs.

It's women who give sneak snacks, it's women who make up for their unfulfilled mother instincts with animals all the time, get overprotective and unreasonable. Who spoil their dogs and bitch at everyone who even dare criticise their pets - which is most likely the reason why the corgi growled at the guy - The dog knows the woman will stand with him, not with the guy, so he gets bossy. He knows he's allowed to.

It's pathetic to see that even in places where I'm a bloody guest, dogs listen to me better than to their actual owners, because I, for one, don't act like a little bitch towards them, and they just know. Dogs always know. If they act like in that gif, it's because they don't have any respect.
#60 - Sorry, I just finished reading up to where the manga is now ye… 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... 0
#59 - FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Don't open the spoiler if you don't want the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... 0
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#62 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
I know, I read up to there too, but as said, she secludes herself because she wants to, not because of the cat. Nobody is 'pushed away', they want her away from the cat, but she considers it family and does not want it to leave, so she chooses the cat over them. The cat didn't have a single hand in it.

It DOES drain the colour from her, but as said, it doesn't seem to have any negative effect on her; even the butterfly it drained got back up. It's also worth noting that it drained her only when winter time came along, with less black things to eat
#56 - *cough cough* those bones in the forest *cough cough*  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... 0
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#57 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Well any other monster could have killed them, they could have also killed themselves or gone mad or or or.

There is a lot of mystery surrounding the comic, the only thing clear about the household is that her parents are dead, and she cannot perceive either the monsters (or anything they effect) or certain places/rooms (due to trauma). She CAN perceive a little of what Kuro does, evidenced by the fact that she acknowledges his strangeness and odd behaviour, as well as the reasons other people call him a monster, she just does not want to accept it and cannot view the exact measure of how much he does. This hints at the fact that he is either not entirely an eldritch horror, OR is a different kind of one.
#66 - CommonJoo (10/21/2015) [-]
the eyeball creatures were confirmed to kill I believe. The girl's brother died when he entered the house and presumably got eaten. He wouldve gotten up if only his color was drained
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#68 - captainfuckitall (10/21/2015) [-]
But it never actually shows him being killed. Anything could have happened to him
#69 - CommonJoo (10/21/2015) [-]
they had a funeral for him...if he was alive you think he wouldn't just walk right out? We didnt see the adults going inside but it is reasonable to assume they checked inside before deciding to host a funeral
#55 - It has two reasons to do what it does. It somehow feels lo…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... 0
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#58 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Your idea falls apart in that it does not actively keep her isolated from anyone. It has never sent anyone away, and it threatened Maria because she kicked him brutally earlier (yet while she was coming up the walkway to visit, he did nothing).

Indeed, it's mentioned by other characters that the cat does not even 'do' anything, all it does is look at you and what you are doing and people just get creeped out by it. It has never prevented anyone from visiting Coco, nor has it prevented Coco from ever leaving. The only times Coco has secluded herself or gone away from others is from her own volition (which the cat is not influencing, considering she only isolated herself because everyone hated the cat and he was the only family she had left), and even then he cannot perceive if she is doing anything unhealthy or wrong. The only thing he knows is when she is 'hurting', and so tries to heal her, as seen before.

Your little prose about how you cannot defend a life with a sword, despite the fact that you can do exactly that with one.
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#60 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
Sorry, I just finished reading up to where the manga is now yesterday. Forgot how far it was posted on here.
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#59 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Don't open the spoiler if you don't want the next chapter spoiled.
She ends up exiling herself in the mansion and everyone, even the damn gardener are eventually pushed away. More spoilers in next spoiler. It drains her color from her.
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#62 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
I know, I read up to there too, but as said, she secludes herself because she wants to, not because of the cat. Nobody is 'pushed away', they want her away from the cat, but she considers it family and does not want it to leave, so she chooses the cat over them. The cat didn't have a single hand in it.

It DOES drain the colour from her, but as said, it doesn't seem to have any negative effect on her; even the butterfly it drained got back up. It's also worth noting that it drained her only when winter time came along, with less black things to eat
#53 - *cough cough* her parents *cough cough*  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... 0
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#54 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
It was implied her parents died before he turned into an anus.
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#56 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
*cough cough* those bones in the forest *cough cough*
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#57 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Well any other monster could have killed them, they could have also killed themselves or gone mad or or or.

There is a lot of mystery surrounding the comic, the only thing clear about the household is that her parents are dead, and she cannot perceive either the monsters (or anything they effect) or certain places/rooms (due to trauma). She CAN perceive a little of what Kuro does, evidenced by the fact that she acknowledges his strangeness and odd behaviour, as well as the reasons other people call him a monster, she just does not want to accept it and cannot view the exact measure of how much he does. This hints at the fact that he is either not entirely an eldritch horror, OR is a different kind of one.
#66 - CommonJoo (10/21/2015) [-]
the eyeball creatures were confirmed to kill I believe. The girl's brother died when he entered the house and presumably got eaten. He wouldve gotten up if only his color was drained
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#68 - captainfuckitall (10/21/2015) [-]
But it never actually shows him being killed. Anything could have happened to him
#69 - CommonJoo (10/21/2015) [-]
they had a funeral for him...if he was alive you think he wouldn't just walk right out? We didnt see the adults going inside but it is reasonable to assume they checked inside before deciding to host a funeral
#32 - What. **** . **** . Ok. Stil… 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... +1
#30 - Read ahead too, I know. And I believe it may be a go… 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... +2
#29 - I don't trust a HUMAN to be that benevolent when they perceive…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... 0
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#42 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
But you are speaking out of bias! It is your own dislike of violence and means of force that makes you dislike Kuro, despite the fact that Kuro is entirely friendly (that also means to strangers and children and new people, like the little girl who scared Kuro whenever she could yet he never reacted poorly).

The only time he had seriously hurt something or was willing to was when it hurt him before or tried to hurt Coco. I highly doubt it's just a monster defending its food because, as said, he could easily kill anyone else if he felt so inclined. While he may be a monster now, he obviously still considers her his friend as he did when he was a regular cat (and not an anus)
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#55 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
It has two reasons to do what it does.
It somehow feels love and cares for a small child.
OR It has a nefarious scheme.
It's a monster inhabiting the corpse of a dead girl's cat so it can keep her isolated away from other people, even those who want to help. I know which side I believe.
Also I'm mother fucking Broly. What makes you think I dislike violence?
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#58 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Your idea falls apart in that it does not actively keep her isolated from anyone. It has never sent anyone away, and it threatened Maria because she kicked him brutally earlier (yet while she was coming up the walkway to visit, he did nothing).

Indeed, it's mentioned by other characters that the cat does not even 'do' anything, all it does is look at you and what you are doing and people just get creeped out by it. It has never prevented anyone from visiting Coco, nor has it prevented Coco from ever leaving. The only times Coco has secluded herself or gone away from others is from her own volition (which the cat is not influencing, considering she only isolated herself because everyone hated the cat and he was the only family she had left), and even then he cannot perceive if she is doing anything unhealthy or wrong. The only thing he knows is when she is 'hurting', and so tries to heal her, as seen before.

Your little prose about how you cannot defend a life with a sword, despite the fact that you can do exactly that with one.
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#60 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
Sorry, I just finished reading up to where the manga is now yesterday. Forgot how far it was posted on here.
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#59 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Don't open the spoiler if you don't want the next chapter spoiled.
She ends up exiling herself in the mansion and everyone, even the damn gardener are eventually pushed away. More spoilers in next spoiler. It drains her color from her.
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#62 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
I know, I read up to there too, but as said, she secludes herself because she wants to, not because of the cat. Nobody is 'pushed away', they want her away from the cat, but she considers it family and does not want it to leave, so she chooses the cat over them. The cat didn't have a single hand in it.

It DOES drain the colour from her, but as said, it doesn't seem to have any negative effect on her; even the butterfly it drained got back up. It's also worth noting that it drained her only when winter time came along, with less black things to eat
#22 - I don't trust small cute magical creatures and you try to coun… 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... +6
#32 - "Too Much Heinlein"? 10/20/2015 on Trying to walk in Vegas, +1
#18 - "No one came to be my friend when I was picked on. I'll b…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Kuro CH i hate milk plus... +6
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#31 - TheMather (10/20/2015) [-]
No, Kuro didn't hurt Milk. The tip of the knife broke off and hit her eyebrow.
Kuro had legit reason to hurt her, but didn't.
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#32 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
What.
Fuck.
FUCK.
Ok.
Still don't trust it, but dammit.
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#26 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Realistically though, Kuro could easily decimate any monster around with little effort. He can obviously traverse the white lines as well.

If he wanted to, he could slay/devour the entire town, much less a little girl and her babysitter + daughter.

The fact that he hasn't, and indeed, has listened to and protected Kuro and tried healing her when she was sick should speak much about his benevolence.

He's obviously not a bad guy, at the very most he's a symbiotic, feeding off something while helping it.
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#29 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
I don't trust a HUMAN to be that benevolent when they perceive to be threatened, let alone a monster's spirit possessing the body of a dead cat. Something will happen and either it or Coco will break.
A Monster can not protect a Child in the same way a Sword can not protect a Life.
Both draw violence and death by their very nature.
This will end in blood and pain.
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#42 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
But you are speaking out of bias! It is your own dislike of violence and means of force that makes you dislike Kuro, despite the fact that Kuro is entirely friendly (that also means to strangers and children and new people, like the little girl who scared Kuro whenever she could yet he never reacted poorly).

The only time he had seriously hurt something or was willing to was when it hurt him before or tried to hurt Coco. I highly doubt it's just a monster defending its food because, as said, he could easily kill anyone else if he felt so inclined. While he may be a monster now, he obviously still considers her his friend as he did when he was a regular cat (and not an anus)
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#55 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
It has two reasons to do what it does.
It somehow feels love and cares for a small child.
OR It has a nefarious scheme.
It's a monster inhabiting the corpse of a dead girl's cat so it can keep her isolated away from other people, even those who want to help. I know which side I believe.
Also I'm mother fucking Broly. What makes you think I dislike violence?
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#58 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Your idea falls apart in that it does not actively keep her isolated from anyone. It has never sent anyone away, and it threatened Maria because she kicked him brutally earlier (yet while she was coming up the walkway to visit, he did nothing).

Indeed, it's mentioned by other characters that the cat does not even 'do' anything, all it does is look at you and what you are doing and people just get creeped out by it. It has never prevented anyone from visiting Coco, nor has it prevented Coco from ever leaving. The only times Coco has secluded herself or gone away from others is from her own volition (which the cat is not influencing, considering she only isolated herself because everyone hated the cat and he was the only family she had left), and even then he cannot perceive if she is doing anything unhealthy or wrong. The only thing he knows is when she is 'hurting', and so tries to heal her, as seen before.

Your little prose about how you cannot defend a life with a sword, despite the fact that you can do exactly that with one.
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#60 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
Sorry, I just finished reading up to where the manga is now yesterday. Forgot how far it was posted on here.
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#59 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Don't open the spoiler if you don't want the next chapter spoiled.
She ends up exiling herself in the mansion and everyone, even the damn gardener are eventually pushed away. More spoilers in next spoiler. It drains her color from her.
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#62 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
I know, I read up to there too, but as said, she secludes herself because she wants to, not because of the cat. Nobody is 'pushed away', they want her away from the cat, but she considers it family and does not want it to leave, so she chooses the cat over them. The cat didn't have a single hand in it.

It DOES drain the colour from her, but as said, it doesn't seem to have any negative effect on her; even the butterfly it drained got back up. It's also worth noting that it drained her only when winter time came along, with less black things to eat
#27 - nirin (10/20/2015) [-]
Actual Spoiler: Kuro in the future will suck the color of coco's hair out, what that means i don't know but when kuro sucked the color of a butterfly off it died. ←Seriously that's a spoiler.
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#41 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
I know, but that didn't actually hurt her. Nor, indeed, did it kill the butterfly. In fact, monsters don't seem to kill anything, but just suck the colour out of it.
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#53 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
*cough cough* her parents *cough cough*
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#54 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
It was implied her parents died before he turned into an anus.
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#56 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
*cough cough* those bones in the forest *cough cough*
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#57 - captainfuckitall (10/20/2015) [-]
Well any other monster could have killed them, they could have also killed themselves or gone mad or or or.

There is a lot of mystery surrounding the comic, the only thing clear about the household is that her parents are dead, and she cannot perceive either the monsters (or anything they effect) or certain places/rooms (due to trauma). She CAN perceive a little of what Kuro does, evidenced by the fact that she acknowledges his strangeness and odd behaviour, as well as the reasons other people call him a monster, she just does not want to accept it and cannot view the exact measure of how much he does. This hints at the fact that he is either not entirely an eldritch horror, OR is a different kind of one.
#66 - CommonJoo (10/21/2015) [-]
the eyeball creatures were confirmed to kill I believe. The girl's brother died when he entered the house and presumably got eaten. He wouldve gotten up if only his color was drained
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#68 - captainfuckitall (10/21/2015) [-]
But it never actually shows him being killed. Anything could have happened to him
#69 - CommonJoo (10/21/2015) [-]
they had a funeral for him...if he was alive you think he wouldn't just walk right out? We didnt see the adults going inside but it is reasonable to assume they checked inside before deciding to host a funeral
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#30 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
Read ahead too, I know.
And I believe it may be a good thing short term. These creatures feed on color, so when she's drained they may ignore her the same way she ignores them. But people will notice. Something will change. The odd girl with her monster pet can now walk among monsters? She must be a monster herself. This can only end in tears and pain.
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#22 - brolylssj (10/20/2015) [-]
I don't trust small cute magical creatures and you try to counter with THAT?
Also, they're children. Growing up with monsters. A certain amount of fucked up is to be expected.

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User avatar #6 - murrlogic (10/28/2015) [-]
In an alternate universe, Broly became the hero of earth and he was the one that killed Frieza and saved Namek

Also he let Nappa live instead of Vegeta
User avatar #7 to #6 - brolylssj (10/28/2015) [-]
I approve of this timeline.
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic (10/28/2015) [-]
Imagine his massive gorilla cock breaking chichi in two

>Bardock is the father of Broly
#4 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
The heart of the warrier shine bright!
User avatar #5 to #4 - brolylssj (09/12/2015) [-]
What heart you bonehead?
#2 - pettysoysauce (05/27/2015) [-]
I love you.
#3 to #2 - brolylssj (05/28/2015) [-]
Emotions are for ******** . ******* .
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