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#153 - I don't agree with him, but I don't quite agree with you. It's…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on fuck the police ! +1
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#175 - burytia (08/23/2015) [-]
true story

couple years back there was some court case where the plantiff said something about arent police supposed to protect people,,,,the judge replied no, the role of police isnt to protect people their role is to enforce the law

and on your point im glad i have martial arts training because i have been under attack from stupid mother fuckers....tried calling cops...they never turned up,....and called me back 2 hours later asking do i still need help....its only because i could defend myself that i got out okay no thanks to the dickhead cops
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#154 - stealthfoxbrony (08/23/2015) [-]
True enough. but you also have to remember, once you get sent to jail, it's kinda hard to commit crimes.
#11 - Cat..........fish? 08/23/2015 on (untitled) +5
#21 - "Dumbledore lies in a box with a magic stick." Boom. 08/23/2015 on I want Dumblemore +11
#18 - There are seven books. Why did he put only 6?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on I want Dumblemore +1
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#20 - toppone (08/23/2015) [-]
Because I dunno, dumbledore is pepsi?
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#21 - brolylssj (08/23/2015) [-]
"Dumbledore lies in a box with a magic stick."
Boom.
#69 - One team of men, one team of women. 0 Arguments from mens… 08/20/2015 on Waifu Age +1
#67 - You're obviously in a ****** age group. I'm in your… 08/20/2015 on Waifu Age 0
#66 - I'm always healer, so no. 08/20/2015 on Waifu Age 0
#20 - Wait, isn't THIS technically "Sex Jokes: The Anime" now?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2015 on I think she made it quite... 0
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#48 - kageshi (08/20/2015) [-]
FCC: the anime
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#23 - redclover (08/20/2015) [-]
an argument could be made that it isn't really sex "jokes" anymore
they just straight up put their cum into people's cookies
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#40 - emiyashirou (08/20/2015) [-]
>>#27, Also this.
#43 - Good. Looks like I won't have to rip your arms o-........Oh.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff 0
#44 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
#40 - From what I understand and I'm the dog trainer, not the … 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff 0
#37 - Funnily enough, thats what we say about the petsmart near here…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff +1
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#39 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
But I like animals
#43 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Good. Looks like I won't have to rip your arms o-........Oh.
#44 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
#33 - Again, even if we're busy and if we don't have the specialist …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff +1
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#34 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2015) [-]
Yea, I figured. Just fucked up, dude. I lost all respect for petco after that, I realized how it was just focused on greed and status rather than giving you a true pet and family member.
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#37 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Funnily enough, thats what we say about the petsmart near here. Ours is run like shit, but everyone joined because they like animals. Either way, try going to smaller scale, less corporate pet stores. There you're guaranteed that the people give a shit.
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#39 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
But I like animals
#43 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Good. Looks like I won't have to rip your arms o-........Oh.
#44 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
#32 - They weren't trying to return them, they didn't buy them … 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff 0
#30 - And they just *********** you? Even if we don't hav…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff +1
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#31 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2015) [-]
I stopped shopping, man. But yea, I can't say FOR SURE that it was dead. But the way they were bull shitting around it and not showing me really made me think it was for sure.
It wasn't responding to literally anything we were doing, I normally don't tap on the glass and I only did for a bit, but he didn't wake up after what I thought was possibly just a sleeping snake.
But my snake would wake up just from the vibrations of me moving around, so I HIGHLY doubt that snake wouldn't just sit there like that when I tap on the glass...
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#33 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Again, even if we're busy and if we don't have the specialist in the store, we need to atleast check. I have to check on Satan our Cockatiel a couple of times a week because he'll lie down on the floor of his cage. And we check whenever he does it because we are never sure. If they just kept it shut, they knew it was dead and were just waiting to remove it.
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#34 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2015) [-]
Yea, I figured. Just fucked up, dude. I lost all respect for petco after that, I realized how it was just focused on greed and status rather than giving you a true pet and family member.
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#37 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Funnily enough, thats what we say about the petsmart near here. Ours is run like shit, but everyone joined because they like animals. Either way, try going to smaller scale, less corporate pet stores. There you're guaranteed that the people give a shit.
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#39 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
But I like animals
#43 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Good. Looks like I won't have to rip your arms o-........Oh.
#44 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
#29 - Oh, you WERE talking about Betta. Yeah, we do water changeouts…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff 0
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#35 - adu (08/19/2015) [-]
Wouldn't those fish be in much larger bodies of water in nature? Seems weird that it would be stressed out by it.
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#40 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
From what I understand and I'm the dog trainer, not the aquatics expert they originated in the rice paddys and floodplains in Thailand. In the dry season, they apparently survive in much less water than most fish can, aggressively fighting for food and breathing from the surface using a special lung. So when the Thais started breeding them for fighting fish, they didn't put too much thought into container size. They've been doin it since the 1800s, so the fish we have are the outcome of 2 centuries of specified breeding forget the actual term .

Anyways, all I can say for certain is if you put a Betta in an empty 20 gallon tank, he'll have much more problems with his slime coat than a Betta in a 1 gallon tank. I keep seeing it happen when people want to "give it more room".
#38 - NereidALbel (08/19/2015) [-]
They're insanely territorial, and more space to themselves is more they "need" to patrol.
#26 - If we carry frozen rats and thats the only dead thing you shou…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff +1
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#27 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2015) [-]
I know what they did, that was my point.
It was fucked up, they wouldn't open the cage and they kept insisting he was fine when I was looking.
I know how snakes sleep, I know he could have been sleeping. But no one there wanted to open it and show me (unlike before when they've gotten the snakes out) and it wasn't moving at all.
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#30 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
And they just bullshitted you?
Even if we don't have the specialist or manager for that section when it happens, removing dead, sick or injured animals should be the first priority. Both for the animal itself and for the other animals in the tank. Dude, just don't shop there anymore.
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#31 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2015) [-]
I stopped shopping, man. But yea, I can't say FOR SURE that it was dead. But the way they were bull shitting around it and not showing me really made me think it was for sure.
It wasn't responding to literally anything we were doing, I normally don't tap on the glass and I only did for a bit, but he didn't wake up after what I thought was possibly just a sleeping snake.
But my snake would wake up just from the vibrations of me moving around, so I HIGHLY doubt that snake wouldn't just sit there like that when I tap on the glass...
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#33 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Again, even if we're busy and if we don't have the specialist in the store, we need to atleast check. I have to check on Satan our Cockatiel a couple of times a week because he'll lie down on the floor of his cage. And we check whenever he does it because we are never sure. If they just kept it shut, they knew it was dead and were just waiting to remove it.
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#34 - darksideofthebeast (08/19/2015) [-]
Yea, I figured. Just fucked up, dude. I lost all respect for petco after that, I realized how it was just focused on greed and status rather than giving you a true pet and family member.
User avatar
#37 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Funnily enough, thats what we say about the petsmart near here. Ours is run like shit, but everyone joined because they like animals. Either way, try going to smaller scale, less corporate pet stores. There you're guaranteed that the people give a shit.
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#39 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
But I like animals
#43 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Good. Looks like I won't have to rip your arms o-........Oh.
#44 - corporate (08/19/2015) [-]
#25 - Some kids came in on my vacation, and bought about 30-40 fish.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff 0
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#28 - toosexyforyou (08/19/2015) [-]
Is it really worth driving to fucking petsmart to return a 29 cent fish? Just throw it away.
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#32 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
They weren't trying to return them, they didn't buy them our return policy is kinda weird too . They were trying to find someone else to take care of them because they didn't want to. And we can't just toss them back into the tanks because they've been outside the store. So our wellness room, which was supposed to be for sick animals, was filled with goldfish.
#23 - Actually, we have 6 tanks just for goldfish and Minnows. Thats…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Big kid stuff 0
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#24 - adu (08/19/2015) [-]
Well I never mentioned what kind of fish.
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#29 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
Oh, you WERE talking about Betta. Yeah, we do water changeouts on them every other day. They don't require an water filter, and they tend to stress themselves out in large open tanks anyway.
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#35 - adu (08/19/2015) [-]
Wouldn't those fish be in much larger bodies of water in nature? Seems weird that it would be stressed out by it.
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#40 - brolylssj (08/19/2015) [-]
From what I understand and I'm the dog trainer, not the aquatics expert they originated in the rice paddys and floodplains in Thailand. In the dry season, they apparently survive in much less water than most fish can, aggressively fighting for food and breathing from the surface using a special lung. So when the Thais started breeding them for fighting fish, they didn't put too much thought into container size. They've been doin it since the 1800s, so the fish we have are the outcome of 2 centuries of specified breeding forget the actual term .

Anyways, all I can say for certain is if you put a Betta in an empty 20 gallon tank, he'll have much more problems with his slime coat than a Betta in a 1 gallon tank. I keep seeing it happen when people want to "give it more room".
#38 - NereidALbel (08/19/2015) [-]
They're insanely territorial, and more space to themselves is more they "need" to patrol.
#65 - Literally magic. Because thd Dragonborn can do it too and … 08/17/2015 on Paleontologist vs Dragon +3
#32 - PetCO over here man. Those are about the same rules we have in… 08/13/2015 on What the fuck, Petsmart? 0
#425 - "I like cock, but I like tits and pussy too." I …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Proper use of meme +259
#681 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
Even though it is against my personal rule aboot cluttering the language. Hemi-Homo feels like a good alternative to Bisexual. At least it does not add more syllables.
#540 - dubh (08/11/2015) [-]
#538 - crazylance (08/11/2015) [-]
>Hemi-Homo

I'm using that later.
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#441 - goobyman (08/11/2015) [-]
Semi Homo?
#110 - Its Milfs VS Lolis. 08/07/2015 on The shit I do when I need a... 0
#51 - We don't use it, but I understood the joke. 07/27/2015 on The BTFO to end all BTFOs +4
#8 - Imagine. Legendary Super Saiyan God Legendary Super Saiyan. 07/27/2015 on I worry for the next step... 0
#139 - I meant where they're from, but ok...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Hoshikawa Ginza Yonchoume 1 0
#140 - feupi (07/21/2015) [-]
Oh, those are from Non Non Biyori

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User avatar #6 - murrlogic (10/28/2015) [-]
In an alternate universe, Broly became the hero of earth and he was the one that killed Frieza and saved Namek

Also he let Nappa live instead of Vegeta
User avatar #7 to #6 - brolylssj (10/28/2015) [-]
I approve of this timeline.
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic (10/28/2015) [-]
Imagine his massive gorilla cock breaking chichi in two

>Bardock is the father of Broly
#4 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
The heart of the warrier shine bright!
User avatar #5 to #4 - brolylssj (09/12/2015) [-]
What heart you bonehead?
#2 - pettysoysauce (05/27/2015) [-]
I love you.
#3 to #2 - brolylssj (05/28/2015) [-]
Emotions are for ******** . ******* .
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