I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT

Facebook?

blow job maybe?

Book of Love
Oglaf(dot)com or something

Have fun. Also, paper cuts.

My brother just called again to tell me about her final hours. In a kind of morbidly funny way, you're not far off the mark. She had chronic liver failure, and the rest of her organs were just shutting down. Poor little Josie.

god speed

Yeah, it's not that easy. I have had three separate dating profiles on three sites. I have a success ratio of meeting 2 women to at least 200 contacted.

don't know why someone thumbed you down, i thought your joke was hilarious and original!

I watched that movie for the first time yesterday actually. Well technically this morning, at 2AM.





i will now accept red thumbs because nobody cares

i'm nobody and i care

thanks, nobody. They usually say that nobody cares; I wanted to check if they actually do.

Congrats on finally watching the movie, but honestly don't try to piggy back on thumbs. Go embrace more cinema.

That's not what I was trying to do; in fact I expected red thumbs for my comment. I said it because it's rather coincidental that I saw this exact scene just a few hours earlier, whereas I havent seen it years before. I watched the 2nd and 3rd ones yesterday; 1st one I saw about a month ago.

did you see the extended cuts of them or no?

not sure; my friend has them on DVD so we watched those

was there a part where the Witch King pulled out his sword and blew up Gandalf's staff?

well then, THAT'S the one

pic unrelated

Why would I need to respond if It's a joke?

Oh, right.
This is Funnyjunk, where the Jokes are missed by half of the Site.

broken social scene is a pretty good band.

I think so too.

I think you did