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#40 - Holy fuck. I like homestuck and all. But she makes the whole t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Blacks -5
User avatar #103 - sirfapaton (20 hours ago) [-]
Homestuck manages to do it all alone. It doesn't need fans like her to do it.
#32 - chill out there richie rich 07/31/2014 on Thank you internet for this +1
#18 - thanks for using this channel dude  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Free Games #2 + More +2
User avatar #19 - leeon (07/31/2014) [-]
No problem
#92 - And in a sense his name is relevant 07/30/2014 on 420 Blaze It 0
#13 - do it. be the hero that FJ needs.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on How cute :) 0
User avatar #15 - meanberry (07/30/2014) [-]
Aight, making an acount after work. Give me some tips to wright next to the pic.
#4 - this is perfect 07/30/2014 on Saniks +4
#30 - what the fuck are conjugal visits  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Top Google searches by state 0
User avatar #37 - married (07/30/2014) [-]
Well at least we know you're white
User avatar #36 - schmitty (07/30/2014) [-]
It was kind of answered below, but I'll give you a better explanation. Conjugal visits are typically reserved for married couples, although sometimes if you have some pull you can get them with someone who isn't your spouse. Basically the two of you go into a room with like a desk and bed and pretty much everyone knows its just so you can fuck, but they never explicitly say it. Basically its just a private visit between married couples.
#31 - mikeoxlong (07/30/2014) [-]
When you visit someone in jail.
User avatar #42 - ncg (07/30/2014) [-]
with the sex
User avatar #34 - applezachs (07/30/2014) [-]
usually for sex
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#47 - did she just pull a machete out off her ass  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Liek dis if u crie ery tim +2
#56 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
probably
#55 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
Sheath hanging from the back of her waist. Though that is Yuno so I wouldn't put it out of the question.
#5 - i've not once ever found a jake or james. to my knowledge, tho… 07/30/2014 on (untitled) +4

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#150 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
That "holy fucking feel" picture. Also the picture is pretty big.
#151 to #150 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
how am i getting feels from this. i don't understand
how am i getting feels from this. i don't understand
#152 to #151 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
It's okay man, come here and give me a feel hug and try and cheer up with this picture.
#153 to #152 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
kek thats an odd picture. but its awesome
kek thats an odd picture. but its awesome
#154 to #153 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
And that's why it's one of my favorite pictures No picture can even compare to the glory of hotwings however.
#155 to #154 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
good thing i just ate. cuz those are some damn tasty lookin wings. also. wouldn't you think this gif is flaggable?
good thing i just ate. cuz those are some damn tasty lookin wings. also. wouldn't you think this gif is flaggable?
#156 to #155 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't really think it's flaggable but I wouldn't try my luck and only post that if its relevant to the topic. If it's even possible to find a relevant topic of course. Also look at this amazing picture The detail is fappable. , I use it as my wallpaper.
#157 to #156 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
dude thats an awesome picture. this is my current background. bet'cha couldn't guess what its from. also, i've used that picture alot. for some reason mods don't flag it.
#158 to #157 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
My best guess would be the guys from "two best friends play" I forgot their channel name. . Yeah, like I said, I don't think it's flaggable and that's because the only category you could flag it under would be "borderline nsfw" and it's not even close to that.
User avatar #159 to #158 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
ah i see. and actually i think its just a generic minecraft background.
#160 to #159 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
Really? You don't normally see two characters that look like that and not be fan art of a youtube channel. Oh and have you read the story about my glasses and mechanical pencil that I commented recently?
User avatar #161 to #160 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
nah. copy pasta it here?
#162 to #161 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
Will do.

One day during biology I was bored so I decided to put my mechanical pencil between my glasses and face and it actually stayed there. I then joked to my friend sitting next to me how funny it would be if I forgot it was there even though it's right between my eyes. Half a minute later I managed to forget where my mechanical pencil was and started to freak out It was my only mechanical pencil and I still had other classes to go to. and searched for it and when I couldn't find it I asked my friend if he has seen where it was and he just stared at me for a couple seconds before laughing at me and took off my glasses causing my mechanical pencil to fall on my desk.

The picture used in the original story was just hotwings.
Neko ears mo' fuggah
#163 to #162 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
lol thats a great story mate! also literal cat ears. also i'm on minecraft if you want to join
User avatar #164 to #163 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
Ya, I'll join, just finished reading the story of the guy who took a MASSIVE shit when his gf stuck a finger in his asshole, so that's enough fj for me for now.
User avatar #165 to #164 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
HAHA i just read that one. one of my favorite stories on here so far.
#166 to #165 - mrhotwings (07/12/2014) [-]
So apparently my minecraft fucked up and I have to re-download it. I'll let you know if I need another invite to the server.
User avatar #167 to #166 - brokenhalf (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah ok. And it shouldnt need a new invite since we used your username
#149 - brokenhalf (06/25/2014) [-]
testing
testing
#148 - mrhotwings (03/25/2014) [-]
I just finished the second season of Clannad, I enjoyed the hell out of Clannad. So what about you? Have you finished it or are you still watching it?
User avatar #149 to #148 - brokenhalf (03/25/2014) [-]
im still in the beginning. i was only a few episodes in to begin with, so i just restarted. still enjoying the fuck out of it though.
#147 - tapeworms (03/23/2014) [-]
**tapeworms rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Where is Jessica Hyde? ** Awyiss~
#60 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Want to talk?
#142 to #60 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
new thread
User avatar #143 to #142 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I just found out there's a fourth season of "The Familiar of Zero". Guess I'm watching that after finishing Clannad. Have you seen The Familiar of Zero yet?
#144 to #143 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
i have not... i have seen some of clannad though. i think ill start watching the rest of it now.
#145 to #144 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
Alright I'm off to finish Clannad.
User avatar #146 to #145 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
enjoy that shit mate. enjoy the fuck out of it,
#122 to #60 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
nutha thread. it would seem quite so. oh, also. do you play any sports?
#123 to #122 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
Nope, I actually find sports boring. Is this where we lose common ground?
#124 to #123 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
actually no. i asked because i was running out of ideas. oh and heres a shibi
actually no. i asked because i was running out of ideas. oh and heres a shibi
#125 to #124 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
So what's your opinion on sports?
#126 to #125 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
im ok with them. they're pretty boring though. dunno why people get so hyped over football and the works. closest thing i really get to sports is on my wii.
im ok with them. they're pretty boring though. dunno why people get so hyped over football and the works. closest thing i really get to sports is on my wii.
#127 to #126 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
Ok, now I'm starting to think we're secret siblings or something.
#128 to #127 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
well that depends, are you blonde, blue eyed and  smashingly handsome?
well that depends, are you blonde, blue eyed and smashingly handsome?
#129 to #128 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
I guess not then. But the fact that we have this much in common is a huge coincidence.
User avatar #130 to #129 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
i'd say. but then again we browse this strange site where everyone is somewhat similar. but hey there's 7 billion people in the world. it was bound to happen.
#131 to #130 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
No, you're wrong, this was meant to happen!
#132 to #131 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
what is this becoming? some kinda anime?!
#133 to #132 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
Nope, it's becoming a hentai.
#134 to #133 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
b-but... senpai!
#135 to #134 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
It ain't rape if you enjoy it.
#136 to #135 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
plot twist im raping you this is going to get really bad, really fast.
#137 to #136 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
If we're both raping each other... isn't that just called sex?
#138 to #137 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
uh...maybe... but... whos the bitch?
#139 to #138 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
What if...neither of us is the bitch?
#140 to #139 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
horry sheet... this is amazing. i think.
#141 to #140 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
No homo of course.
User avatar #101 to #60 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
new thread time. i've seen it, but i dunno what its about or whats called.
User avatar #103 to #102 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
welp i'll try and watch a few episodes than. oh btw. do you know who miku hatsune is?
#104 to #103 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes, but I just learned who she was yesterday.
User avatar #105 to #104 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
i uh... i've found something thats half cute and half sexy about her... would you like to see?
#106 to #105 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Sure, why not.
User avatar #107 to #106 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
prepare your headphones/speakers no judging 17173.tv.sohu.com/v_102_609/Mzc0MjE3.html
#108 to #107 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
I've already seen it. We're both guys so why would I judge you?
#109 to #108 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
you've already seen it? was it in better quality? for... research reasons of course maybe im a female dog that leans more towards human male?
User avatar #110 to #109 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, saw it using the same link you used. Here's something you would enjoy: You need to login to view this link
#111 to #110 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
damn. you saw it in the NSFW section didn't you?  i'd hit that like a truck hitting a smart car
damn. you saw it in the NSFW section didn't you? i'd hit that like a truck hitting a smart car
#112 to #111 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
I think, don't really remember. What straight male wouldn't hit that?
#113 to #112 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
**brokenhalf rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Video Game Truth ** well if you did get it out of nsfw yesterday you'll have noticed i was the one who requested it. you make a good point there sir
User avatar #114 to #113 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
That rolled image relates to your comment, good roll. Oh, well I didn't find it through nsfw, I found it in a comment thread that someone ended up posting that link.
#115 to #114 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
**brokenhalf rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Buying gf ** the one time its relevant. and damn. but at least we've both seen it, or some shit like that.
#117 to #115 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
I know who those 2 characters are but I don't know what their names are Indeed, it is a good video. So if you do join the Marines, what are you going to do after that, continue making games or something else?
User avatar #118 to #117 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
the one on the left is midna and the right is tingle. well if i do join the marines, and leave, i'll probably try to become a cop afterwards, and keep my game stuff as a side buisness. if not i'll try and get a job with sony, nintendo, etc. what about you mate?
#119 to #118 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
Well my previous pictures should have told you the answer, but in case you still need help, direct your attention to the picture for the answer.
User avatar #120 to #119 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
oh woops. so we're pretty much on the same boat here? thats awesome bro!
#121 to #120 - mrhotwings (03/23/2014) [-]
We have a surprising amount of common interests.
User avatar #116 to #115 - brokenhalf (03/23/2014) [-]
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK NO!
#81 to #60 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
thread end i kinda know the stuff in technic. problem is my comp can't run for shit.
#82 to #81 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
I don't even try to run minecraft anymore, thank god Battlefront and Star Wars Empire at War work on my laptop though. So about games, what's your favorite game? Mine is Battlefront 2.
User avatar #83 to #82 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
mine would be zelda. but i have a HUGE list of games i love.
#84 to #83 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Well I would've guessed Zelda, just wanted to see for myself. So did you remember to eat those frozen wings? I am not looking forward to the "gas chamber"
#85 to #84 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
turns out those wings were like a month past the use by date. i was sad  gas chamber?
turns out those wings were like a month past the use by date. i was sad gas chamber?
#86 to #85 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Wait hold the fuck up, you don't know about the gas chamber? Read this: usmilitary.about.com/od/marinejoin/a/usmcgasmask.htm
#87 to #86 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
oh that shit. i know of it. im dreading it. i just didn't know what you were talking about since it was a little out of context.
oh that shit. i know of it. im dreading it. i just didn't know what you were talking about since it was a little out of context.
#88 to #87 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh ok. Well I ran out of things to talk about, what about you? I'm a little concerned about the veins on his neck
#89 to #88 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
im pretty sure he shit his pants there.
im pretty sure he shit his pants there.
#90 to #89 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Your turn to talk about something. Seriously, I have nothing else to talk about.
User avatar #91 to #90 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
ever watched attack on titan?
#92 to #91 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Nope, haven't really felt like it.
#93 to #92 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
ah, i'd recommend watching it. so far its pretty awesome. only downside is that there's only 26 episodes out
#94 to #93 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Well, since you recommended it, I will add it to my long list of shows to watch.
#95 to #94 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
lol... my list of shit to do is becoming rather large. seriously. it'll take months for me to actually do it all. but oh well right?
#96 to #95 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
As long as you enjoy that time, it isn't time wasted. I don't regret my time spent watching anime at all.
#97 to #96 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
same here mate. i always feel like i never have enough time to do anything. but i dont regret when i waste time on something i like.
#98 to #97 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Like the time you spend masturbating!
#99 to #98 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
um... uh... you... what...  yes. totally. i never regret it.
um... uh... you... what... yes. totally. i never regret it.
#100 to #99 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
I quite enjoyed this anime.
#61 to #60 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
i don't see why not.
i don't see why not.
#62 to #61 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
How are you? Hungry?
#63 to #62 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
at first i wasn't but then the fucking hotwings. why am i still surprised though? i mean your god damned name is mr hotwings!
User avatar #64 to #63 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Exactly. I will always stay true to my roots until I don't fell like it anymore. So I'm just browsing FJ while listening to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGiKv1xkE0
What about you?
User avatar #65 to #64 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
welp im just browsing fj and raging at the fact that i lost a huge script note for an animation in my newer dev. game.
#66 to #65 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Well shit. Sorry to hear that, how important was it?
#67 to #66 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
not really important really. it was more of a side project than anything. but still. that was a shit ton of scripting down the shitter.
#68 to #67 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Is there no way to get it back?
User avatar #69 to #68 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
nah. i can make something like it again though. it was intended to be a secret animation for when you enter a hidden cave. i didn't even make a bit-map dunno if you even know what that is so its not like its a HUGE setback.
#70 to #69 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
Well good to hear you can recover without to much effort. So how's the progress on the new game?
#71 to #70 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
imagine a huge block of marble. now imagine a man thats 1/10 the size of the block. now imagine he's made a small smiley face in the marble. thats where i am.
imagine a huge block of marble. now imagine a man thats 1/10 the size of the block. now imagine he's made a small smiley face in the marble. thats where i am.
#72 to #71 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
So you're almost done? Good job!
#73 to #72 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
for a moment i was about to take you seriously. but then i realized there is a special thing called a sense of humor, which i sometimes lack.
for a moment i was about to take you seriously. but then i realized there is a special thing called a sense of humor, which i sometimes lack.
#74 to #73 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
It's k. I assume you're just tired, am I right?
User avatar #75 to #74 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
yup. remember when i said i was going to sleep last night? i actually just played minecraft instead.
#76 to #75 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
How many dirt shelters have you built?
#77 to #76 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
im well past dirt. ive now moved on to ridiculously large castles.
#78 to #77 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
I've built a large castle out of dirt before.
User avatar #79 to #78 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
i tried doing that once. it just ended in a half built pile of shit, and a vast wasteland of stone... i wish i could use technic or tekkit, so i could take advantage of quarrys and that mad shit.
#80 to #79 - mrhotwings (03/22/2014) [-]
If I was good enough to learn technic and had enough time I would probably try to build a fortress.
#3 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
New thread to start on, and to celebrate that, here's a chart that forgot I had on my laptop.
User avatar #4 to #3 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
but... whats the chart for?
#43 to #4 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Third thread? Hory sheet I have 15 different shows bookmarked on my laptop... I just keep on finding new shows to watch and I keep on adding them to the list. You still hungry?
User avatar #44 to #43 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
i just forgot i was hungry. god. fucking. DAMNIT.... meh if someone bitches about being woken up they'll have to deal with it.
#45 to #44 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
That's the spirit! Now if you could kindly succumb to the power of hotwings, I would greatly appreciate it.
#46 to #45 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
actually i think we have some frozen hot wings in my fridge.
actually i think we have some frozen hot wings in my fridge.
#47 to #46 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Make some for me too, don't be greedy now.
#48 to #47 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
oh i'll make some for you. but you have to beg for them.
oh i'll make some for you. but you have to beg for them.
#50 to #49 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
because theres only 8 left.
because theres only 8 left.
#51 to #50 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Well in that case, I'm just going to get my own wings. This picture would have been great for my previous comment about having so many shows bookmarked
#52 to #51 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
yay more for me!
yay more for me!
#53 to #52 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Pffft, I can just order some ri... oh god... all the places I can order wings from are closed...
Pffft, I can just order some ri... oh god... all the places I can order wings from are closed...
User avatar #54 to #53 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. oh wait. same here.
#55 to #54 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Does that mean... no wings?
#56 to #55 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
i think so mate.
#57 to #56 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
How could this happen. Oh well I can deal with the hunger, but I'm not so sure about you...
User avatar #58 to #57 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
meh ive been worse. besides i need to goto sleep now... ill talk to you later mate.
#59 to #58 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Alright, have a nice dream about hotwings.
User avatar #24 to #4 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
psst, thread is full, here's a new one to start from
#25 to #24 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
damnit i thought i did... i am a great disappointment to my famiry
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
It's k man, I won't tell anyone and in exchange you become my slave random question since I don't know how to continue the other conversation, what's your thoughts on anime?
User avatar #27 to #26 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
Why does he keep talking about making me a slave? and my opinion on anime is Watashi wa hontōni kuso ai no anime i really fucking love anime
#28 to #27 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
What's wrong with being my slave? Goddamn we are similar in interests aren't we? I made myself hungry finding these pictures
User avatar #29 to #28 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
i don't want to be a sex slave... you mother fucker im starving. now i have to walk through my quite house and cook shit.
#30 to #29 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Who said anything about being a sex slave? But good idea. I have plenty of these...
User avatar #31 to #30 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
oh god he's learningbut i... i dont... fuuuuuuuuuck i want wings you arse!
#32 to #31 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
You can't stop me, I'm UNSTOPPABLE with my dictionary! Question, why does food look so good in anime? Oh and will you bring me something to eat also?
User avatar #33 to #32 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
bitch i might be able to stop you with my thesaurus i dunno man. i got a food box like that once, but it was ugly as fuck. and i would bring you food. what state might you be in?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Hmm, instead of fighting each other, why don't we conquer the WORLD. As my slave of course. Well I knew it most likely wouldn't look as good as it did in anime. Awwwwwwww yiiiiiiiiisssss. I live in California, it's 11:00 p.m. for me.
User avatar #36 to #34 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
**brokenhalf hits mrhotwings with thesaurus** nevvveeeeer! i live in AZ mate! i might be heading to cali in a couple days. what part of cali do you live?
User avatar #37 to #36 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
K Aww sheeeeeit. I live NorthWest of Los Angeles in Bakersfield, If I were to drive there it would be about a 2 hour drive or less.
User avatar #38 to #37 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
nice man... im prolly going to end up in Los Angeles. who knows, we may meet and not realize it.
#39 to #38 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I don't have any plans on heading to LA so I doubt it, would be awesome if we did meet though. So what's your favorite anime? My favorite is either SAO or Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai.
User avatar #40 to #39 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
me? well it would probably be soul eater, attack on titan, or fooly cooly (as short as it is)
#41 to #40 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Interesting choices. So what type of genres do you like then? My favorite would have to be action, comedy, and romance.
#42 to #41 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
pretty much the same here. im in the middle of watching clannad and host club. they're ok so far. not what i usually watch but not bad. oh there's also space dandy. fucking love it so far.
#5 to #4 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Click the picture to enlarge it and find out. I first got it when I started my diet but I guess I forgot about it.
#6 to #5 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
oh i see. i haven't had to go on a diet... yet... the way i eat i should be like 300lbs and diabetic. yet im pretty fit, for not doing shit. and corgi gif because i fucking love corgis
oh i see. i haven't had to go on a diet... yet... the way i eat i should be like 300lbs and diabetic. yet im pretty fit, for not doing shit. and corgi gif because i fucking love corgis
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
I really need to lose weight, after I graduate from high school I plan on joining the military so the sooner I can start training, the better.
User avatar #8 to #7 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
Hey hey, i might see you then. i'll be (trying) to join the military next year. maybe we'll meet up and never even know it?
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I plan on joining the United States Marine Core, how about you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
same here. its either marines or navy. but my family has a huge history of navy and i really dont wanna do that :p
#11 to #10 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Well the Marines have do a history with the Navy. And I want to be in infantry if I make it into the USMC.
User avatar #12 to #11 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
I did know that, but i don't want to be on a ship for almost the entire time im deployed. i was also looking to make into the USMC as infantry or something along those lines. honestly i wouldn't mind just being an MP though.
#13 to #12 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
I also wouldn't mind being MP either, I do plan on being a cop after the Marines anyways. here's a picture for your love of corgis
User avatar #14 to #13 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. its a good thing to do if you don't want to be in dangerous positions, and would like to make a career of what you do in the military in civilian life.
#15 to #14 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Yep, but I'm only going to consider being an MP if I can't make it into Infantry. Also, I see you like Corgis and Legend of Zelda, so why not combine them.
#16 to #15 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
dude that made me so fucking happy, you have no idea.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Good to hear it, now become my slave also I never used pictures along with comments often, so now I guess I need to start an actual collection and not just some random pictures I felt the need to save for a future time but never use them.
#18 to #17 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
Sir, as you should know, corgis are ALWAYS relevant. always.
#19 to #18 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
I was about to post that picture dammit, thank god I found something else As I should've known, Corgis really were relevant to my talk about outer space with my friend in school.
#20 to #19 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
yes corgis frequently visit space.
#21 to #20 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
Pfft I knew that, who doesn't? oh god I didn't know that Oh and here's another corgi picture you might like.
User avatar #22 to #21 - brokenhalf (03/21/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCK I CAN"T FUCKING DESCRIBE THE NEED I HAVE man dats a cute corgi. oh and look at what i just found. tis also relevant.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrhotwings (03/21/2014) [-]
you forgot to include the picture
 
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