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    A for effort A for effort
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    Stranded island Stranded island
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    MIndblown MIndblown
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    would you rather? would you rather?

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#14 - Comment deleted 01/17/2013 on Some real shit -1
#2 - still a mindblow 01/16/2013 on MIndblown 0
#9 - you will get herpes in the nostril with girl A and will experi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Girl Problems 0
#21 - GEofmann (01/11/2013) [-]
wut
#104 - the eaGLES think they are better than everyone else. of course… 01/11/2013 on Eagles 0
#99 - THe eagle lord is a douche and decided not to interferre with …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Eagles 0
#102 - hoolajoob (01/11/2013) [-]
basically of what i read on the internet, the eagles were like, were not your personal slaves... no
#104 - brnoutmaster (01/11/2013) [-]
the eaGLES think they are better than everyone else. of course they are bad ass birds so they kinda are
#124 - like i said. **** logic 01/10/2013 on Something 0
#122 - physics. Because **** LOGIC!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Something 0
User avatar #123 - traveltech (01/10/2013) [-]
Quantum physics, the point where science starts to actually diverge from logic, the very basic principal that science is founded on.
#124 - brnoutmaster (01/10/2013) [-]
like i said. Fuck logic
#119 - really? enlighten me  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Something 0
#137 - neutrino (01/10/2013) [-]
The big concept in quantum physics is describing things as probabilities. As far as we can tell (which is pretty damn far), this is the way things really work. For any given quantum event there is a finite and non-zero probability of it occurring. This can scale up somewhat.

Take electric repulsion--it is due to the transfer of photons between particles, which has a certain chance of happening. Now imagine that--through an amazing stroke of chance--all of the particles in you and your chair happen to not be exchanging photons for a few moments. With no bonds holding things together, you would desintigtate into a puddle of loose particles.

Of course the odds of such a thing are ridiculously, astronomically, mind-blowingly, incomprehensiblely small. But there is still a chance.
User avatar #121 - traveltech (01/10/2013) [-]
Like I even understand it. Basically just about anything is possible thanks to quantum physics. In the universe we live in, your car might melt, ooze out of your garage, and then re-materialize outside over night. It just probably won't.
#122 - brnoutmaster (01/10/2013) [-]
physics. Because FUCK LOGIC!
User avatar #123 - traveltech (01/10/2013) [-]
Quantum physics, the point where science starts to actually diverge from logic, the very basic principal that science is founded on.
#124 - brnoutmaster (01/10/2013) [-]
like i said. Fuck logic
#102 - no chance because the bonds between atoms are whats ceeping ev…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Something 0
User avatar #116 - traveltech (01/10/2013) [-]
Quantum physics, technically possible
#119 - brnoutmaster (01/10/2013) [-]
really? enlighten me
#137 - neutrino (01/10/2013) [-]
The big concept in quantum physics is describing things as probabilities. As far as we can tell (which is pretty damn far), this is the way things really work. For any given quantum event there is a finite and non-zero probability of it occurring. This can scale up somewhat.

Take electric repulsion--it is due to the transfer of photons between particles, which has a certain chance of happening. Now imagine that--through an amazing stroke of chance--all of the particles in you and your chair happen to not be exchanging photons for a few moments. With no bonds holding things together, you would desintigtate into a puddle of loose particles.

Of course the odds of such a thing are ridiculously, astronomically, mind-blowingly, incomprehensiblely small. But there is still a chance.
User avatar #121 - traveltech (01/10/2013) [-]
Like I even understand it. Basically just about anything is possible thanks to quantum physics. In the universe we live in, your car might melt, ooze out of your garage, and then re-materialize outside over night. It just probably won't.
#122 - brnoutmaster (01/10/2013) [-]
physics. Because FUCK LOGIC!
User avatar #123 - traveltech (01/10/2013) [-]
Quantum physics, the point where science starts to actually diverge from logic, the very basic principal that science is founded on.
#124 - brnoutmaster (01/10/2013) [-]
like i said. Fuck logic
#62 - ever heard of metaphor?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Fixed -3
#67 - rodneyabc (12/28/2012) [-]
Yes. The the original image was a perfect one.

The box is a metaphor for money. Legs don't work in this context. It's just drastic and inflammatory with nothing to actually back it.
User avatar #96 - drolejonque (12/28/2012) [-]
Well actually, this version is more accurate. Height is symbolic of wealth in this image. Liberals believe in taking money from the rich (see: increasing taxes) and giving welfare to the poor. Increased taxes on rich = hacksaw.
#233 - rodneyabc (12/28/2012) [-]
Both images mean the same thing, except this ones just more dramatic for the sake of it.

Let's imagine we're not talking about politics. Let's say we're talking about vanilla coke.

If someone posts an image with "regular coke" with a picture of a glass of coke. Then "vanilla coke" with a picture of a man pouring a vial of vanilla into the glass, that's fine. Because that's what vanilla coke tastes like.

If someone alters that image to have the second panel be a man putting vanilla in his mouth then spitting it back into the glass, yeah, it's sort of the same thing, except it's not making any point besides making the concept of vanilla coke look vulgar and offensive in a completely bullshit and petty manner.

If this were an original image it would be fine, but the fact that it's a Photoshop of an existing one makes it a complete load of crap.
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