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#3 - I wonder how these actors hide their boners? I mean, …  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on happens to me all the time 0
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#4 - zxczero (1 hour ago) [-]
some post on tumblr mentioned a device where you strap your dick to your thigh. you'd probably get better answer if you googled around a bit
#2 - The cat is like: calm yout tits man, jeez. 17 hours ago on Vicious mouse fighting off... +1
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#1 - Was he laughing at a joke someone across the room told him? It…  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Well played +1
#2 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
he laughed because he saw the ignorance when he didnt recieve the price but Lady Gaga did (I dont think lady gaga is any special, even though half of the globe thinks shes a special snowflake)
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#15 - greyhoundfd (12 hours ago) [-]
>When he didn't receive the prize
Please explain why you thought Leonardo DiCaprio would've received the reward for Best Actress
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#39 - nickelakon (4 hours ago) [-]
Because leonardo Dicaprio is best girl
#1 - I'm happy for you OP, good luck. 01/11/2016 on I GOT IT! 0
#1 - It depends on which head hurts. 01/11/2016 on Sex +2
#8 - Looks like a moldy toast, but good job.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Custom Planet +1
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#9 - thedepressedman (01/10/2016) [-]
Turns out paint,net doesn't have the right fractal plugins by default to make believable land masses, nor was I able to find any user made. Had to just slap a shape on and fiddle with the edges. Then the whole moldy look... just the default cloud generator repeated several times over.

tl;dr I used crayons to make the mona lisa and came out with picasso's dirty anus on a circle.
#2 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Gg Kojima +69
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#16 - darksideofthebeast (22 hours ago) [-]
To me, a lot of people seem like they're blaming Kojima for this.
I mean, really? You know that Kojima loved the metal gear series like his own fucking child and showed multiple times that he truly cared about the game AND the people that play it.
The dude went to one of his fans houses (who had passed away from cancer) and PERSONALLY gave his parents a copy of metal gear (also signed) and other shit as well as personally listening to their stories about him and reading his stuff and taking interest in this kid.
Now that's irrelevant to the game itself, but it shows his dedication and humble attitude.
If he had the choice, I'm sure he would have made MG5 PP 110% done... But I believe that konami kept him from doing so.
Honestly, the whole ordeal is fucking sad (and pathetic for konami) and I don't understand why some people (maybe not you) hate on Kojima for Metal gear 5 being half the game it could have been.
#3 - weinersack (01/11/2016) [-]
you can really tell this image is outdated
#6 - iyr (01/11/2016) [-]
He's referring to a whole chapter of TPP being cut, not the release of the actual game. I never played Half-Life so I never really understood the pain har of Half-Life fans not getting HL3 until I played TPP. Now I'm sitting here waiting patiently for Chapter 3 to be released in some form even though it's very well possible it will never happen.
In the meantime:
What happens to Sahelanthropus?
What happens to Eli?
What happens to Psycho Mantis?
Does Big Boss ever meet David?

I HAVE TO KNOW.

And then there's Silent Hills. God that looked amazing. I would've bought a PS3 just to play it tbh.
#27 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
haven't you played mgs4???

the boss meets david (solid snake) a the cemetery
#21 - compking (19 hours ago) [-]
Imma put this in spoilers cause it spoils 2 games I guess, but yeah they do meet. Naked Snake/Big Boss/ John meets Solid Snake/David when he joins Foxhound. Venom/Punished Snake/ "Big Boss"/ The medic from Ground Zeros meets Solid Snake as venom leads Outer Heaven pretending to be Big Boss. That way, after he's killed by solid during the MSX game Metal Gear, the real Big Boss escapes and the patriots think he's dead I know a shit ton of the series, ask away...
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#33 - iyr (11 hours ago) [-]
I should've clarified:
I'm curious to know if VS ever meets David as a kid the same way he meets Eli.
#35 - compking (8 hours ago) [-]
oops, double reply. You meant VENOM. No, he first meets him at outer heaven in the MSX game
#34 - compking (8 hours ago) [-]
No, by the time he joined Foxhound he was at least 20. The real Big Boss didn't meet with Eli either. That was Venom
#19 - assholy (21 hours ago) [-]
If you really wanna know: Only some of it is speculation, the rest was parts of other games.

I would imagine that Kojima intended it to be fully destroyed in chapter 3, otherwise it would be the metal gear in Metal Gear.

Big Boss tracks down the children and defeated Eli, it's implied that he was gonna be an hero but Mantis stopped him, after which Eli asked him to leave to not be captured. He joined the british air forces, was captured during an operation and rescued by the US. Zanzibar Land incident happened and he resented Solid for taking his revenge, joined FOXHOUND with Mantis again. Queue MGS1

After leaving, Mantis joined the KGB. After the fall of the USSR, he joined the FBI where he entered the minds of criminals to assist investigations. On one such case, he dove too deeply into the mind of a serial killer and kinda went nuts. Liquid found him again, queue MGS1

Big Boss eventually becomes the leader of Foxhound, the unit which David joins/ is recluted into which leads to the events of Outer Heaven, then Zanzibar Land
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#18 - weinersack (21 hours ago) [-]
My bad, didn't know anything like that actually happened
#13 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
So far Kojima has called Metal Gear his child and Silent hill more of a ... "Step child" in his family. He said if anything ever happened then he'd try is best to get them back on track... This was when MGS3 came out.

Soo Kojima has 2 options. Get back atleast one of the titles from konami who wont even use it. Or make something better then MGS. That will make the CEO of Konami know he fucked up. Even in MGS2, Konami was holding kojima back from his desires and expansions. If Kojima had his way. MGS4 would have looked like MGSV. And had hired a sub devision to devote to a VR device
#10 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
The other games are pretty much the only option. I have a feeling that we'll never get ou plot resolutions for TPP and that saddens me, as it feels like Kojima had to back down on a lot of the themes he was trying to do due to time constraints.
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#9 - focalanemo (01/11/2016) [-]
you play the other metal gear games.
That said the series is filled with major plotholes. In peace walker major zero sends paz to kill Big Boss but after Ground Zeroes he sends ocelot to help him.
#22 - compking (19 hours ago) [-]
Not entirely true. She was mostly sent to spy on him and attempt to bring him back into the fold. Obviously, she failed. IMO, I think Zero expected her to fail anyhow. Zero considers John his biggest friend and asset, and would never let him die.
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#29 - focalanemo (17 hours ago) [-]
Ah yeah her main objective was to bring BB back, but still if she failed she needed to frame MSF and that would cause BB a lot of problems.
But in GZ major zero decides to help BB which is a bit weird, though I must admit I haven't listen to all the truth tapes in TPP yet.
#32 - compking (17 hours ago) [-]
More spoilers about Paz if you're interested. There are hidden tapes about Paz in Peacewalker. 2 sets of diaries. The first normally unlocked set is the fake Paz's diary, the second is the real Paz's. She began so agree with Big Boss the longer she was on MSF. She, as a soldier, saw MSF as a true heaven. All different races, genders, countries, ideals working as one peacefully under big boss/ the bosses dream. Eventually she was going to fully turn when Cipher (probably Skull Face) figured out she was going to change sides and threatened her into stealing ZEKE and finishing the plan. Then Chico found out she was a spy, and she had to go through with it. She WAS an ally in the end. As for Zero, watch the ending cut scene from MGS4 again. Zero and John were friends, he was Zeros only friend. Also, the world and the patriots needed Big Boss as an icon that people would rally to. Zero could never allow him to die. The truth tapes in TPP expand on this
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#7 - depends (01/11/2016) [-]
There's an emulator called ppspp i think that lets you emulate ps games including the silent hills.
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#5 - lizardwizards (01/11/2016) [-]
I think its referring to the rushed and unfinished act 2 more than the actual release of the game
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#6 - This is the first Star Wars movie that I see on the theater. I… 01/10/2016 on My life is complete +1
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