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Sorry m8, but there were too many notifications and I couldn't see a way to stop them.

you can turn them off in settings

You missed 6 bong by an hour, m8.

Because the British education system has gone to **** ever since the Tories came into power.

Damn shame! Damn shame indeed.

Legend tells of a mystical golden orb, that sometimes emerges from the great cloud banks above. Many nowadays say that's a load of poppycock. But I still have faith that the fabled myths are true.

soz bby

luv u 2 bby gurl

dunt go brekin mi hart

dun't wurry, i is a faythfull man.

dunt be a Cabaye pls

I wont

gud

luv u lots

luv u more than Shearer

dats alot

i kno

i no u doo

so wich part of this amazing ******** of a city are you from bbycakz?

I live in a small village near Reading.

wow thats cool

wbu?

I live in Newcastle

Lets see if that's true. Define jacket.

A what?

Good thing City haven't tried to just pay their way to victory this season.

Man Utd

Ahhh, good. You will do good this season, may even win it if Chelsea perform **** . Im sure us at Newcastle will try to appease you by beating Man City on the opening weekend, after all, we have Siem de Jong now, who loves scoring against the cunts

Fair enough

So which team do you support?

So where'd the idea for your name come from?

I don't really know

That last bit of information doesn't surprise me a bit. Does anyone like them?

I dont think so

I've run out of things to say.

I'll tell you all about Newcastle United. Mike Ashley is a cunt although he has provided money to buy players, even if all of the money was left over from the sales of Carroll, Ba, Cabaye and Debuchy. Alan Pardew likes to headbutt Hull City players and likes to freeze out players for no reason. Hatem Ben Arfa is not fat contrary to popular rumours. Loic Remy is a cunt and I laughed when i found out Liverpool wouldn't sign him. And we dont like Sunderland

Do you support the Magpies?

Yes

Sunderland is like the Slough of the North.

Correct

Good.

It's a ******** in Newcastle, but I love it and Sunderland is still 10 times worse

I find your conquest of profiles amoosing.

I've already knocked out maybe........ 200 something?

Have you got any moose based puns prior to myself?

A couple

Good

luv u 2 Mussolini bby.

explain why Normans are the best ever

My main reason for belief in Norman superiority is that it's both first, middle and third name simultaneously, making it much more versatile than other names.

Normans the people...come on BRITexplain

Because in the year 1030 a group of Normans conquered land in Italy and by 1099 they had taken over most of Southern Italy.

You're ******* with me pretty well here....

No, that's actually true, the Normans invaded and conquered the majority of Italy.

Yeah I know that, though, you ignore the much more famous 1066 invasion of ENGLAND and being that you're BRITexplain I feel that one should've come up higher on the list.

soz. Want about the invasion did you want to know?

What about it makes the Normans the BEST out of any rulers of England

www.albion-swords.com/articles/norman.htm This'll give you all the information you need as to why they were successful and went on to rule Britain.

no, no, no

I want you to tell me the Normans are the BEST
I want YOU to do it

I'm far too lazy to write that on a Sunday morning.

You're a horrible explain

I'm better than most.

You're the first one to ever respond to me...but...your response was a "I won't explain"

I'll tell you this afternoon, okay? Currently it's 9:00 am here. Let me be lazy a little longer.

it's 1am here and I am diligently writing **** you 100s of times

Why don't you just get your subjects to do it for you?

it would be meaningless if it wasn't done by me

Me.