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Date Signed Up:3/31/2014
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#18 - Managed to sneak this bad boy through border control. 13 hours ago on False user +130
#37 - Except they could have both, seeing as dogfighting 10 X-Wings … 15 hours ago on Battlefront 2 +1
#106 - "OATS MILK" But how do you milk an oat?  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on before and after 0
#124 - auryn (15 hours ago) [-]
Gently
#28 - Yeah, nah.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on paradoxalicious +1
User avatar #29 - dndxplain (05/04/2015) [-]
I mean, how's he wrong?
User avatar #32 - newtamalego (05/04/2015) [-]
Because it's not limitless energy :^)
User avatar #33 - dndxplain (05/04/2015) [-]
touché
#96 - That's true, but most raiders have such **** aim they w… 05/04/2015 on Why won't it work +1
#53 - Well of course Snowy would be essesntial.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Why won't it work +1
User avatar #94 - thepandaking (05/04/2015) [-]
He would be, I'm just saying I would be so god damn sad if anything were to happen to him, and that wouldn't be out of character for a post-apocalyptic game.
User avatar #96 - britexplain (05/04/2015) [-]
That's true, but most raiders have such shit aim they wouldn't hit him.
#73 - Sorry? What? 05/03/2015 on sniff... Mein Sohn 0
#71 - But you can't make tea in one.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on sniff... Mein Sohn 0
User avatar #72 - hourlyb (05/03/2015) [-]
Tea is for a mess hall, not a tank.
#73 - britexplain (05/03/2015) [-]
Sorry? What?
#28 - "Stunt Jump Failed" 05/03/2015 on GTA V Motorcycle Save +26
#96 - "One is English." "One is an Englishman." 05/02/2015 on tumblr354321 0

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User avatar #82 - nought (04/18/2015) [-]
what's that yellow thing in the sky?
User avatar #83 to #82 - britexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
Legend tells of a mystical golden orb, that sometimes emerges from the great cloud banks above. Many nowadays say that's a load of poppycock. But I still have faith that the fabled myths are true.
User avatar #81 - davidavidson (04/05/2015) [-]
Blocked
User avatar #75 - infernalinsolence (12/26/2014) [-]
I see u there thumbing my comments about my girls
User avatar #74 to #73 - britexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
soz bby
User avatar #37 to #36 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
luv u 2 bby gurl
User avatar #38 to #37 - jesuslovessheep (07/27/2014) [-]
dunt go brekin mi hart
User avatar #39 to #38 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
dun't wurry, i is a faythfull man.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jesuslovessheep (07/27/2014) [-]
dunt be a Cabaye pls
User avatar #41 to #40 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I wont
User avatar #43 to #42 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
luv u lots
User avatar #44 to #43 - jesuslovessheep (07/27/2014) [-]
luv u more than Shearer
User avatar #46 to #44 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
dats alot
User avatar #48 to #47 - britexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
i no u doo
User avatar #49 to #48 - jesuslovessheep (07/27/2014) [-]
so wich part of this amazing ******** of a city are you from bbycakz?
User avatar #50 to #49 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
I live in a small village near Reading.
User avatar #51 to #50 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
wow thats cool
User avatar #52 to #51 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
wbu?
User avatar #53 to #52 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
I live in Newcastle
User avatar #54 to #53 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Lets see if that's true. Define jacket.
User avatar #55 to #54 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
A what?
User avatar #72 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Good thing City haven't tried to just pay their way to victory this season.
User avatar #70 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Man Utd
User avatar #71 to #70 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
Ahhh, good. You will do good this season, may even win it if Chelsea perform **** . Im sure us at Newcastle will try to appease you by beating Man City on the opening weekend, after all, we have Siem de Jong now, who loves scoring against the cunts
User avatar #68 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #69 to #68 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
So which team do you support?
User avatar #66 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
So where'd the idea for your name come from?
User avatar #67 to #66 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't really know
User avatar #64 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
That last bit of information doesn't surprise me a bit. Does anyone like them?
User avatar #65 to #64 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
I dont think so
User avatar #62 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
I've run out of things to say.
User avatar #63 to #62 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
I'll tell you all about Newcastle United. Mike Ashley is a cunt although he has provided money to buy players, even if all of the money was left over from the sales of Carroll, Ba, Cabaye and Debuchy. Alan Pardew likes to headbutt Hull City players and likes to freeze out players for no reason. Hatem Ben Arfa is not fat contrary to popular rumours. Loic Remy is a cunt and I laughed when i found out Liverpool wouldn't sign him. And we dont like Sunderland
User avatar #60 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Do you support the Magpies?
User avatar #58 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Sunderland is like the Slough of the North.
User avatar #59 to #58 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
Correct
User avatar #56 to #55 - britexplain (07/28/2014) [-]
Good.
User avatar #57 to #56 - jesuslovessheep (07/28/2014) [-]
It's a ******** in Newcastle, but I love it and Sunderland is still 10 times worse
User avatar #31 to #30 - britexplain (06/23/2014) [-]
I find your conquest of profiles amoosing.
User avatar #32 to #31 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
I've already knocked out maybe........ 200 something?
User avatar #33 to #32 - britexplain (06/23/2014) [-]
Have you got any moose based puns prior to myself?
User avatar #34 to #33 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
A couple
User avatar #35 to #34 - britexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
Good
User avatar #9 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
luv u 2 Mussolini bby.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
explain why Normans are the best ever
User avatar #12 to #11 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
My main reason for belief in Norman superiority is that it's both first, middle and third name simultaneously, making it much more versatile than other names.
User avatar #13 to #12 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
Normans the people...come on BRITexplain
User avatar #14 to #13 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
Because in the year 1030 a group of Normans conquered land in Italy and by 1099 they had taken over most of Southern Italy.
User avatar #15 to #14 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
You're ******* with me pretty well here....
User avatar #16 to #15 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
No, that's actually true, the Normans invaded and conquered the majority of Italy.
User avatar #17 to #16 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I know that, though, you ignore the much more famous 1066 invasion of ENGLAND and being that you're BRITexplain I feel that one should've come up higher on the list.
User avatar #18 to #17 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
soz. Want about the invasion did you want to know?
User avatar #19 to #18 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
What about it makes the Normans the BEST out of any rulers of England
User avatar #20 to #19 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
www.albion-swords.com/articles/norman.htm This'll give you all the information you need as to why they were successful and went on to rule Britain.
User avatar #21 to #20 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
no, no, no

I want you to tell me the Normans are the BEST
I want YOU to do it
User avatar #22 to #21 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm far too lazy to write that on a Sunday morning.
User avatar #23 to #22 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
You're a horrible explain
User avatar #24 to #23 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm better than most.
User avatar #25 to #24 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
You're the first one to ever respond to me...but...your response was a "I won't explain"

User avatar #26 to #25 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
I'll tell you this afternoon, okay? Currently it's 9:00 am here. Let me be lazy a little longer.
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
it's 1am here and I am diligently writing **** you 100s of times
User avatar #28 to #27 - britexplain (06/22/2014) [-]
Why don't you just get your subjects to do it for you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
it would be meaningless if it wasn't done by me
#4 - Common Pepe (05/16/2014) [-]
who are the owners of this account?
User avatar #6 to #4 - britexplain (05/16/2014) [-]
Me.
#1 - blobboy (03/31/2014) [-]
The best part?
I'm American
#3 to #1 - kingdaniel ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - britexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Thanks. Do you see the pepsi logo on his ears too?
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