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briteshadow Avatar Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 1981 total,  2403 ,  422
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:921
FJ Points:1887

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#30 - I DO IT REGARDLESS 01/21/2011 on Who else does this 0
#187 - dont be ugly. dont be ugly. dont be ugly. oooo ok good shes ok…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2011 on smoochy smoochy +5
#218 - RavenShadowen (01/21/2011) [-]
You good sir win an internet
#84 - well.... umm... 01/21/2011 on Minecraft. +2
#63 - i miss thoughs days -sigh- 01/21/2011 on The World Through The Eyes... 0
#177 - this touch screen bs is gettin ridiculous 01/21/2011 on Apple Inventions +1
#211 - ever hold it so long u start sweating?  [+] (26 new replies) 01/21/2011 on More OC by me +5
User avatar #259 - pedobarekiller (01/21/2011) [-]
i drank 3 bottles of cokes and 2 bottles of water, i went on a 50 minute buss ride and for 40 of thoes minutes were holding in ALLLLL that piss, i got off and went to the toilet and pissed so loud that the i scared the rest of the people in the toilet.
User avatar #260 - pedobarekiller (01/21/2011) [-]
btw they were 1.25 litre bottles
User avatar #249 - captfuckhead (01/21/2011) [-]
Taco Bell shits do that to me all the time. I took a thumper dumper at work that should've been in the record books.
User avatar #214 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Yes. I held mine in for two weeks once and let me tell you, I hurt when it came out and it was as big around as my fist.
User avatar #217 - lizzarro (01/21/2011) [-]
not exactly something you want to share online
User avatar #218 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Too late :D
User avatar #219 - lizzarro (01/21/2011) [-]
it's ok... we all have poop problems from time to time...

in reality the bathroom in my dorm scares me so I use the public restroom downstairs to dump.

User avatar #224 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Lol, I hate pooping in public bathrooms because I'm too scared to make farting noises and if I try to do its slowly to keep from making farting noises and I'm scared people will think I'm fapping.
#262 - BuzzyBoy (01/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #225 - lizzarro (01/21/2011) [-]
well... i live in a dorm where every 2 rooms have a bathroom between them and my neighbor pisses on the seat and everything... no one ever uses the public bathroom so it's pretty freakin clean...
User avatar #227 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Oh well that's nice.
User avatar #229 - oohbla (01/21/2011) [-]
INTERRUPTION!!!! why are you talking about shit on FJ? its honestly pretty funny but still.....
User avatar #230 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Because that's some pretty funny shit to talk about.
User avatar #231 - oohbla (01/21/2011) [-]
hahaha xD that was funny or should i say punny?
User avatar #232 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Ha, thanks. I try :D
User avatar #234 - oohbla (01/21/2011) [-]
thumbs for this whole thread!!
User avatar #236 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
And thumbs for you.
User avatar #237 - oohbla (01/21/2011) [-]
just saw your name....... and its full of win
User avatar #238 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Thanks. It's based off my last name...which is actually bacon.
#239 - oohbla (01/21/2011) [-]
e.O really? FUCKING AWESOME
User avatar #240 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
face [url deleted] mike. bacon2
User avatar #243 - pikachuzu (01/21/2011) [-]
username = godly......
User avatar #244 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
Ha thanks XD
User avatar #245 - pikachuzu (01/21/2011) [-]
NO
thank you...
User avatar #242 - oohbla (01/21/2011) [-]
:D
User avatar #241 - baconator (01/21/2011) [-]
I think you can figure it out. It's just missing the book [url deleted] part XD
#282 - i got excited when it actually fit lol 01/21/2011 on Awkward comic 1 0
#38 - ahh exploding penis! (seananners) 01/18/2011 on You'll Shit Bricks 0
#19 - does he ever smile? 01/18/2011 on The Basics of Dead Rising 2 -2
#239 - hahaha 'y cant i look away' 01/18/2011 on I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK... 0
#220 - but u voted up because of them 01/18/2011 on boobs -2
#58 - is there a reason for the baby? 01/17/2011 on The Biggest Erection 0
#386 - wheres the cupcakes =[  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2011 on Sweet sweet cupcakes 0
#29 - abs of course -_- 01/16/2011 on Sound waves. 0
#35 - that thumb is...is kinda disturbing 01/16/2011 on Ever done this? +6
#20 - anyone else run the water for a little while longer then neede… 01/16/2011 on Why i wash my hands +6
#41 - damn... just damn 01/16/2011 on Days of the week +1
#53 - the most helpless feeling ive ever had... 01/16/2011 on Out of toilet paper, you say? +1
#115 - yay! 01/16/2011 on (OC) Real life trolling:... -1
#113 - well im sorry we cool...?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2011 on (OC) Real life trolling:... -1
User avatar #114 - AuroranRage (01/16/2011) [-]
Yeah it's fine
User avatar #115 - briteshadow (01/16/2011) [-]
yay!
#111 - chill i didnt mean to offend  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2011 on (OC) Real life trolling:... -1
User avatar #112 - AuroranRage (01/16/2011) [-]
I am chill, but you're like the 25th person to state that...
User avatar #113 - briteshadow (01/16/2011) [-]
well im sorry
we cool...?
User avatar #114 - AuroranRage (01/16/2011) [-]
Yeah it's fine
User avatar #115 - briteshadow (01/16/2011) [-]
yay!
#106 - or the earplugs could have been used in the first place  [+] (6 new replies) 01/16/2011 on (OC) Real life trolling:... -1
User avatar #108 - AuroranRage (01/16/2011) [-]
Or you could have read my explanation in the previous comments...
User avatar #111 - briteshadow (01/16/2011) [-]
chill i didnt mean to offend
User avatar #112 - AuroranRage (01/16/2011) [-]
I am chill, but you're like the 25th person to state that...
User avatar #113 - briteshadow (01/16/2011) [-]
well im sorry
we cool...?
User avatar #114 - AuroranRage (01/16/2011) [-]
Yeah it's fine
User avatar #115 - briteshadow (01/16/2011) [-]
yay!
#89 - dont forget the stalker that messages you the split second you sign on  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2011 on facebook +19
User avatar #99 - Marker (01/16/2011) [-]
There was someone that did that to me once, removed them immediately
#92 - anonymous (01/16/2011) [-]
You are on FJ. Anyone who is on FJ is forever alone.
Pic semi related since my statement is a fact.
#46 - why is scorpio only 7 days long? 01/14/2011 on 13th Zodiac Sign 0
#29 - i feel ashamed that i understand this 01/14/2011 on oooom +1
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