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    Would you? Would you?
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#24 - It belongs to an anon at /mlp/. My setup is almost eq… 6 hours ago on Filthy Casuals 0
#104 - Northern Utah, and according to the scientist who studies spid… 6 hours ago on Destroyer of Nope 0
#103 - That'd be fine and dandy advice, except I took said spider to … 6 hours ago on Destroyer of Nope 0
#38 - You're lucky. All the spiders here are the ones that …  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Destroyer of Nope +13
User avatar #73 - alexandrz (16 hours ago) [-]
u wot m8

The only spider that induces necrosis is the Loxosceles family (recluse) and it's about as aggressive as a tumblr user in a female utopia. If you managed to piss off one of them, then you need to be more thorough checking your clothing and bed before wearing or lying down.

inb4 'muh hobo spider necrosis' I refuse to believe such unsubstantiated rumors so get that shit outta my face
#103 - brisineo (6 hours ago) [-]
That'd be fine and dandy advice, except I took said spider to one of the professors of arthropodology at the local university who specifically catalogs and studies local insects and arachnids for the university's nature museum. Not only did he confirm the species of spider, but also the effects of the bite.

As he said to me: Hobos are still largely unstudied and even disputed between those that study them. There are several sub-species, some poisonous, some not, and are very hard to identify without a microscope. Most of them, especially in the northern Utah area where I live, have a necrotic venom similar to a Brown Recluse, but less potent, with additional possible symptoms of light-headedness, dizziness, nausea, headache that lasts for days, and even memory loss. (Most of which I experienced upon being bitten) They are more aggressive in comparison to the Recluse, and wander into more inhabited areas like people's homes, earning them the nickname "Aggressive House Spider".

Pic related, it's the spider in a vial of ethanol the professor gave me as a souvenir.
User avatar #42 - mehmachine (18 hours ago) [-]
Hobo spiders arent even that venomous and rarely aggressive. They're like any other spider. I'm assuming you live in the B.C or washington area?
User avatar #104 - brisineo (6 hours ago) [-]
Northern Utah, and according to the scientist who studies spiders for a living, he told me it can vary between region.

Hobos of the more dangerous nature are practically non-existent down near the pacific coastal areas, while they thrive in the rockies. I could even show you the bite (tis a nasty one) if you want for proof.
#9 - It actually isn't mine, it's from /mlp/. Though I don…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Filthy Casuals 0
#14 - tankguner (15 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #10 - powertrooper (19 hours ago) [-]
I know, I wasn't referring to you, OP. I'm referring to the guy that actually put together that setup in the pic.
#14 - The frozen yogurt at the place I work tastes just like homemad…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on genderphobic commericals +6
#99 - tyronagurrrl (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure I know what yogurt place you're talking about
User avatar #20 - RipperMan (21 hours ago) [-]
hey there sexy
#4 - Picture 09/15/2014 on Wut +51
#40 - If you're that concerned about germs, you'd probably think twi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on this is why I don't pee at... +5
User avatar #70 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
In my book: money > Ball sweat
Besides, most bacteria can't survive outside of ideal conditions (ie. your sweaty ballsack) for more than a day. Furthermore our immune systems have spent the past two million years being fine tuned to all the nasty stuff floating around in the real world as social etiquette dictates we don't run our balls in people's faces.

Now maybe you want to argue that that has left us open to a pandemic of deadly testicle-bred plague but until the WHO files a report on that one I'm going to keep finding all of you disgusting.

I can't believe I'm having to justify washing your hands after you go to the toilet.

#58 - I had every single one of those cards at one point. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on How I Played +2
#69 - wimwam (09/14/2014) [-]
I know those exact feels minus the binder being shaped like a pokedex
#5 - This was a plushie I got at a recent convention. Went for a r…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Plushies - The Good and the... +3
#8 - mondominiman (09/14/2014) [-]
The most expensive piece I got for around $70 I think was a 3d printed discord statue that resembled the one in the pic.
#6 - profhershellayton (09/11/2014) [-]
Would really like my helmet back...

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User avatar #16 - cinote (08/08/2014) [-]
omg art?
pls show
User avatar #14 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I am not saying your art is bad, just that your gun design is entirely incorrect (and this is based heavily on the descriptions from the original fanfiction, not just the OFFICIAL (as in, you know, KKat doesn't just say, yeah sure, she says 'this is wrong, this is right'. the artist for that is John Joseco, who compliments nearly everyone about their artwork (as he said himself, there is no bad art).

your design is highly flawwed in hundreds of ways, the most of which being they have to deepthroat the absolutely useless handle. The text even says they 'pull the triggers with their tongues' not 'they push the triggers with their tongues'

Project Horizons is the OFFICIAL sequel to FO:E. do you know why? because Kkat didn't just say 'k' she said 'yes, everything that happened in here happened. deal with it'
User avatar #15 to #14 - brisineo (04/21/2014) [-]
>Project Horizons is the OFFICIAL sequel to FO:E

Let me paraphrase what Somber, the author of PH, said, and I mean, actually said to me about that issue:
"No. It's not. It's a spin-off that's all my own and never really had any relation to the official fic apart from being in the same universe. Everything was my own design and everyone is hyping it up FAR more than I want it to because Kkat said 'I liked it.' after reading a couple first chapters. I'm trying to tell EQD to take that tag off because I never wanted it there in the first place, and if you don't like PH, then good for you, it doesn't change the universe at all. Kkat NEVER said that PH is canon, and it NEVER will be, since I never even talk to her." And that's a watered down, nice version. He was a lot more... upset about it.

As for the Wiki's standpoint: "It is one of two Fallout: Equestria spin-off stories approved by Fallout:Equestria's author, Kkat, to have it's own page on Equestria Daily, not meaning it is canon to her story" With an actual quote from Kkat here: i.imgur.com/jxBHeSt.jpg

And as for the artist, yeah, again, fan art never and never will be official. Even from a big name like JJ, everything he draws is not and never will be "official" to anything unless the author themselves came up to them and said "I want it exactly like this" which Kkat never did. JJ made everything, from Lil Mac's design, to the colors and looks of all the FOE characters he drew from his head. Not to insult you but those are the final facts in this issue.

And the gun design as for the most part, can be interpreted 10,000 ways differently and I still think it'd be valid, even with the "tongue pull" issue. A bunch of fans of the fic actually helped build the design, including some very knowledgeable people about guns. It's not wrong, it's not right, and whether or not you're uncomfortable with it is your issue alone. Just drop it already because you're making yourself sound like an unbelievably ignorant autist about it.
User avatar #8 - bronyhero (05/01/2013) [-]
How would you like to join a private brony board?
User avatar #9 to #8 - brisineo (05/01/2013) [-]
Sure, I guess.
#10 to #9 - bronyhero (05/01/2013) [-]
Glad to hear it. We are a rather small community right now, with only 18 members, but we are working on improving and expanding. Do you agree to these rules?

The moderators are iamkagji, dashgamer and txsslg.
#11 to #10 - brisineo (05/01/2013) [-]
Well shoot, I abide by these rules already browsing FJ as a whole. I'm pretty sure I won't be of any trouble.
User avatar #12 to #11 - bronyhero (05/01/2013) [-]
Then welcome to the Cider Barrel, everypony's favorite pub!

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#4 - zekeon (12/01/2012) [-]
You totally ******* called Saddle Arabia.
#5 to #4 - brisineo (12/01/2012) [-]
Also, I was wrong, (so as it seems for now) on the Sombra theory, but we can never be too certain. And I got a lot of information, and the structure of my emotional magic theory still stands. If continued, it shall remain proven.
#6 to #5 - zekeon (12/02/2012) [-]
On the subject of dis-proven theories... it seems our general consensus of "black magic throughout the season" seems to not be the case.

Maybe it'll only come back during the season finale..
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#2 to #1 - brisineo (11/27/2012) [-]
Alright, I've made my decision and I'm gonna hold out until the next episode. That one looks like it's gonna be juicy.
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