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I was gonna mention you but you're already here

Here I stand. A silent guardian. A pair of watchful eyes in the dark. Judge, Jury and Executioner, I translate that which cannot translate itself.
I am... JOHN CENA .

Fuuuuuckkkkk i didnt see that one coming
Do you like basketball? Hah! i bet you expected a webm with john cena didnt ya?! huehue

I´m actually a little bit proud of myself for dupüing you that hard.

Don't get too cocky kiddo =_= 2 can play that game.
.... well not really because if i do it now it'll be totally expected :/
Do you like basketball though?

Playing or watching? I always liked to play a little bit of streetball with my friends, and watching NBA games from time to time, but playing actual basketball, with all the no-touching and "oh-em-gee u took 4 steps without dribbling u noob" was never one of my favourites.
I like contact sports. Played inline hockey for a few years, and that still is my favourite sport of all time OF ALL TIME! .

Playing. Just with friends, so rules aren't that necesary indeed.
Contact sports aye? hmm
Inline hockey is cool! Reminds me of rocket power ._.

Fuck, just watch this video. It´s simply beautiful what you can do to a puck with a stick. It´s magic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UriVmEXGOgA
These guys could fuck your girlfriend and raise the baby while you´re still confused what is going on.

well yeah, as I said, streetball with friends are fine.
Yeah dude, Inline Hockey is the best damn sport EVER. It´s just sooo... dunno, maybe you can call it "dynamic" or "flowing"? Like, when you start to skate, you keep your momentum the whole time and carry as much of it through the direction changes you have to make, and at the same time, the ball like a hard rubber tennis ball is glued to your shovel while you deke left and right and back and forth...
Just look at this video on how an Ice Hockey player dekse the puck and tell me that´s not a thing of pure beauty: youtu.be/bws-VBeHlO4?t=11s

Wajoow. When he got to that 3rd parcour kinda thingy i was like "noway- hecantpossibly- hewont-.." But he did
That was very cool indeed.
Nice.
There sure are all sorts of interests on this world huh. With each new person i meet and get ot know, i feel like i become just a tad bit... uh wiser. sort of ^^


Ok to that scnd vid all i can say is that with the 1st one already i could see how your analogy is pretty fucking on-point. Like damn. Nice dude. I totally dig that

Also, the sport is so rough and smooth at the same time, that it's bothering me oo
It's like they are floating, but then there's all the rough bodycontact


Oh btw i asked about the b-ball bc i was curious if i could play it with you and m nephew if id ever come over and be able to say hi n shit. I might come by during the holidays

Yeah, I´d be up for that. Don´t expect me to be gud or anything, but I´ll be up for it.
Which days are you planning to come over? Because I´ll be at my dads for the 24th and likely at my friends house on 25th.
But YAY, I´m on vacation from work until the 4th of January! VACation HYPE
Those last two weeks were fucking hard as a sailors cock tbh

I dig that you see exactly what I mean when I say what I love about hockey! Not many people understand me when I´m trying to explain it to them.
Instantly replying a few seconds after you posted because i have no life atm.

Stop using those kind of analogies and showing videos of tough men bumping and rolling all over each other ffs ;_;
I can only handle so much hottitude.. ffs.. sailors cock?! sigh
WHY DUDE, WHY?!

ok well now that i got that off my chest.
Haha, you dont need to be gud. You'd play against a 13yr old boy and a wimpy girl. Well i can get very fanatic actually but to save myself embarassment ill try not to be. I was actually gonna warn you to not expect too much from our skills :p

Nice! What kind of work do you do btw? I'm guessing you're not a teacher since my nephews holiday starts in a week.

Im gonna dine with a friend and her family on the 26th as well. My holiday starts after tomorrow.... hmm.. I'm not quite sure when i'll come over. Maybe in the christmasholidays for a few days, but im not quite sure since i have exams after my urlaub lemme brag with my germanskillz hehe yknow what im making plans in my head already. if i know whether adn when i come, ill tell you

Im glad that you are glad that i understand it! Hah np man. I actually never replied to one other comment you made, but its been stuck in my head ever since. Imma try to find that back so i can finally reply to it and get it out of my head after ive replied to all my lovely tridaaks err i mean friends ^_^

Damn i sure talk a lot... rip bwiedieter. Died while reading u,u

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damn, I'm good.
Psst tridaak PSST look, theres another person i made into the thinkings im of penis and such without even trying this time

To be honest i usually always pretend im a guy on the internet. But i guess on fj it's first time i started slacking a little. Partially due to hxh bc he wouldnt shut up about me being female and my perfect cover got blown, which made me to be more chill about it.

Ohhh automotive, ive heard of that. My female friend studied that and was the only girl on the entire thing haha
www.transmission-symposium.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Young-Drivers-Award_0015.jpg this pic?

Omg stahp, that's one of the nicest things evah
Did you woo your gf like this too, bc omg how could someone be able to stand against a remark like this?

Oh.. there's a 50 emoticon max

I have admittings I wasn´t of think you were of the vagina, but it doesn´t change anything for me, you´re still a bro-tier dude.
Idk, "There are no girls on the internet" has kinda been ingrained in my conscience, I guess.
I can understand why you
Nope, try again. STRIKE 1 !

I didnt expect you to treat me differently ;)
After all i am always to be treated with huge respect and carefullnes, after all i am this worlds future majestic leader. My second name is leader btw only in a different language hehe

And that doesnt count!!! I thought i had to choose from that specific page ;_; come on ref. Im a girl, give me a 2nd chance JKJKJK

Srsly tho i didnt know i had to search =-= SO THAT STRIKE DOESNT COUNT

If thats the case... is your name.... does it start with a j? if so then i found you :3
huehue

hue hue 10 points to Gryffindor
That pic is so heavily edited tho, I hate it. Doesn´t look like me anymore, but boss said he wouldn´t go through the hassle of changing it just because I didn´t like it

Plus my Assetto Corsa drivers profile, but that´s without a pic. Otherwise, I´m a fucking clean slate.
I could be a black op. Full deniability that I ever existed.

:o
But my nephew saw the conversations with you >:
Well a little bit

I just checked, you can find a pic from Xing from like 2007, but that´s about it

I wanna see all 8 things that you have to offer on xing but thenid have to login :/

So you never told me who edited the pic? Was it you ;^)
Wanted to look good for the ladiezzzzzzz?

I´m not even on fb, but it´d still have been cool if you greyed out the full name misy.

I deleted it huehue.
Ive sure been makin ltsa screencaps

*missy

Umm, yeah, that isn´t me

Hahaha yeah, i know man
Dont worry my name has.. well i actually made a circlediagram out of it once

these fuckers creep me out...

lmao the guy who pokes his head in at 2:05

Field day gets pretty weird.

I am a serious bowhunter pal. Yeah, there are bows to be had for $300-400 but if you are getting a fitted and modified bow specifically to your stance, draw etc. you spend big bucks on them. Just like guns, you get what you pay for (to a point). $1,100 isn't even a big deal considering the options out there. Also I am a fan of mathews, which is kind of like the Oakley or Rayban of bows. You pay a little more for the name.

If he's shooting an $800 bow competitively he is getting beat at events. I know this because the big names have sponsors, which your friend doesn't.

I don't know ANYONE who hunts birds for sport. I"m sure people do, but I don't know any.

They're so easy to prepare. Not like a deer.

"magestic"

Heard you were talkin shit

"and tips the odds in favor of the animal"

yeah the pheasant almost got him, close call.

I'll concur to the pheasant being delicious.

Have a couple breasts still in the freezer once we get some more so we can feast.

Graphics from this game.

I nearly choked you fucking asshole.

Too

How rude.

This is why you cannot work in the food or shipping industry.

I've been begging for months to see your pecs. Now you taunt us with the thought of them singing. Deliver for once.

give me 69 thumbs and I sing chocolate rain.
fuck it I will do a bit of it for free because I want to torture peoples ears

the phone in question
:^)

That's not a phone, it's a transformer. Get your money back and buy an iphone.

im such a dumbass i had no idea what gold users were before this string of comments.

now i know