Eventually, you will grow up and learn not to be a lel randumb faggot.

its decent i guesss

and if shes pregnant... hand the ape baby off to adoption

you mean the dumpster

well if so many nignogs claim "they were raised on the streets" then yeah, they can be dumpster babies and grow up to live in trashcans like oscar the grouch

I'd probably beat her shit into a coma for trespassing in my house

Physically impossible she's my kid

Doesn't sound like Imperial justice...

The criminal scum is violating the law by trespassing in my home

What on Earth makes you think I'd ever have a child, let alone go through the process of making one

A desire to raise a child to understand the importance of Imperial security and justice as well as you do? Providing another future taxpayer for the glory of Imperial progress? Contributing to the Imperial census bureau's population statistics?

Taking away precious time I could be using to defend the Empire? Requiring part of my pay to use for food and other necessities that I could be donating to the Imperial Treasury? Having the possibility of being a Spy sent by the Gray Fox?

No thank you

Populating the empire is the duty of every citizen, citizen. Without kids, who will grow up to take your place, or fight in the glorious Legion?

I would shoot the alien parasite that has taken her form, because I sure as fuck didn't raise a dumb, disrespectful hoe.

If she's lucky I'll just kick her out of the house, and remove her from my will.

In some countries you can disown your child.

if I can abort Daquan and reeducate my shit chiild then sign me the fuck up

and if shes pregnant... hand the ape baby off to adoption

you mean the dumpster

well if so many nignogs claim "they were raised on the streets" then yeah, they can be dumpster babies and grow up to live in trashcans like oscar the grouch

Shakespeare's definition of hobnob was chum or friend

It still wouldn't make sense it that context if it was used sarcastically

You don't?

I just use recent pictures
And if I want to use a reaction image I can look one up and use its url so I never need to save anything

HEEEEEEEY somebody used my picture lmao

I'm pretty sure your boss would flip shit if you were on this site in general while you're supposed to be working

yeah exactly, never really got NSFW.
when i'm at work, this site isn't safe. at all.

Dickbutt's allowed so using that logic so is this

No, bordeline nsfw is removed so its legit (crudely drawn/animated genitalia)

there is still option for it in flagging menu.

And think my boss would have hard time if I watched stuff like this at work... well, I'll leave it to the mods. Good luck bro

I'm pretty sure your boss would flip shit if you were on this site in general while you're supposed to be working

yeah exactly, never really got NSFW.
when i'm at work, this site isn't safe. at all.

Dickbutt's allowed so using that logic so is this

this fad is on scale of katawa shojou levels those other things you spoke about haven't entirely flooded FJ with every other post being dundertale

swell with meme masks and jump animations

lodes emone*

>houston
>ey!
>look--
>SHIT!

DONAC DUM

Looks more like jigsaw to me

Fuck off with your juggalo crap, nigger...

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you don't know.
Hoxton is one of the characters in the game Payday. In which you play one of several characters, go on heists, and don masks. The one in the picture is the default mask for hoxton.

weak bait bruh

Oh well, sounds like I need to play some payday again. Messing up characters and stuff

oh, yeah... almost forgot. Get a straight razor and wet shave... it's expensive to get a good one, but still more economic than gilette crap